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COOM!!1111!!!!111!!!!!1!!!!
The answer is always coom. If you aren't influencing others to do wicked deeds and corrupt their souls then your time on Earth is wasted. Lay your pathetic "morals" at the wayside then come speak to me when you think you're ready to deal with the real coomers. Can't get into all the details here but I'm talking a dark underground network of deranged coomers. Members of this network have infiltrated every aspect of civilian life including local governments and municipalities. There are COOMgressmen and COOMgresswomen ready to take up the cause if necessary, and all who oppose the coomers will have heck to pay. Yes, this is the era of HER BODY MY CHOICE. DM me for details.
That is the spirit of coom! The fate of the world already rests in the hands of COOM, you are just realising this. For the rest of you, don't you dare stand in my path. There are COOM forces greater than you can comprehend. Rembember, all our greatest technological achievements have been the product of the desire to COOM. Over thousands of years, the quest of coom has crystallized in all our customs and religions around the world. It is in our DNA. We are literally beings of coom, descended from the stars. COOM, Holy is Thou Name. Homo Gooner is our official species name. The gooning ape. We gained our superiority over other apes through our sheer uncontrolled COOMING urges. World history is a battle of COOMlines. All theories of economics are turned on their head if a powerful statesman decides that for the best coom ever, I need to destroy a nation and plunge millions into famine. Frick, I'd do it to for even one good gooning session.
Gooning is what gets me through life because I'm lonely and I don't have a GF. But when I goon I feel powerful.
Like I can be somebody in this dark world. To all the up and coming (kek) gooners out there watch out it's dangerous in these streets hella goon neighborz be catching cases spending racks on lawsuits word to Drizzy.
A lot of ya'll be idolizing Drake in the Gooner game and yeah he's doing his thing got a buzz off his COOM game, but that's little league compared to what we got going on with my C*M crew. We sell CUMpacks on Whatsapp (don't call). Let me name some really HEFTY FELLAS in the GOON game
1. Jayman079
He's been holding it down for a long time. He is a character that needs no introduction. Some may even regard him as the greatest. He didn't start the game but it wasn't the same after him.
2. Barron Trump
You won't believe me but Barron Trump is totally in my private groomercord server we talk to girls, goon hard, and delete our archives daily. I'd tell you more about it but the FEDS busted my last COOMhouse and I'm not trying to see my neighbor Barron catching a case. But word Barron is a legit 5 star general coomer.
3. Donald Trump
Cooming is GENETIC and the trump COOMLine is tried and tested by millions of years of evolution. Not even bullets can stop it. And trump's coom will forever change the course of mankind.
4. Honorable Mentions
Now enough of all this shit, it's time to COOM. Where the FRICK are my insatiable c*m fanatics at? Male and female, everyone come forth to sip at the fountain of COOM.
Post links to COOM sources below share your sources with a depraved nigguh frick I'm salivating.
https://www.healthline.com/health/womens-health/how-to-masturbate-for-women
https://www.manual.co/blog/how-to-masturbate
Neighbor I coom on monthly dentist publications, just give me a surface and I'll coom on command. Leave you with a mess of COOM to clean up.
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Convince him to shut up about people over-reacting to the fact of the fascism and quit evaluating whether or not it is fascism because you only model confusion. We already know everything we need to know: it's definitely fascism and must be stopped. His equivocation on the matter is a liability, and that liability is on account of his age.
His poor judgment is not unusual.
But it is public.
And you are Writers, are you not?
Hit him. Nonviolence is yet
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Wish i could post this on the sub but im banned from Reddit :(( 
win!!! 
.webp?h=10 "Current Thing (support) - Slava Ukraini!")
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Using AI directly is useless too it just tells me to reinstall when the installation itself is the problem then rewords itself to tell me to install repeatedly until it starts hallucinating 
I hate the modern web I hate the modern web I hate the modern web
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after the article "Falsehoods programmers believe about null pointers" is published in r/programming
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Author also gets criticised here:
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42894220
Basically nothing in:
https://lobste.rs/s/asyabf/falsehoods_programmers_believe_about
Article:
https://purplesyringa.moe/blog/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-null-pointers/
About OOP:
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There's robots and shit bro. It's fricking 2025!!! There's literally AI bro! Frick! We are so fricked!
.webp?h=10 "Nuzzles, pounces on you, UwU, you're so warm!..")
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π¨JUST IN: Pentagon reports Nimitz-class aircraft carrier USS Harry S. Truman (CVN 75) collided with the bulk carrier Besiktas-M off the coast of Egypt β οΈ
— Matt Wallace (@MattWallace888) February 13, 2025
What is going on? pic.twitter.com/F2nTWDhaQJ
Subs hitting underwater mountains, carriers hitting cargo ships at this rate entire chink buildup will be pointless
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It's no different than rightoids commenting "Vaxxed????" on any news article regarding the death of someone under the age of 65.
Trans Species Okapi 
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vs. RAIMI & MORE! - YouTube 
Who's hyped for another Tariff Tuesday?
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This writer is an r-slur too think anyone will use bitcoin instead of Euros or Yen or Yuan but he is not wrong that continually fricking with everypony will eventually kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
Even vaster changes could soon arrive. Trump's first presidency gave us a hint that the era of one-world globalisation was nearing its end. But back then, he was not as focused as he appears to be now. If he succeeds in eradicating America's big bilateral trade deficits β against Mexico, Canada, China and the EU β the dynamics of global trade and finance could change fundamentally. As the countries that relied so much on their ability to export to the US have to trade more with each other, there will be less need to use the dollar for international transactions. Inevitably, the exorbitant privilege will decline.
@JimieWhales love sucking peepee almost as much as DDR loves threatening tariffs only too cuck out the day before.
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