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Glad they settled that one up :marseyfluffy:

Tbf I'd be angry too if someone called me indian out of nowhere :marseymad:

I don't even know what's real and what's just nonsense ramblings any more :marseyschizotwitch:

Ok, so maybe they are all just the same ten r-slurs screaming at each other over and over :marseyhmm:

https://x.com/DStove14655/status/1892965396363251835

But Russia has been America's biggest cash cow for decades, so kinda true :marseylolcow:

Political gangbang! :hump:

At least everyone is having fun :marseyembrace:

Israel most affected :marseyflagisrael:

Noticed that too, and there are people replying with multiple tweets to everything, :marseysnappy: or :marseynpcmad: ?

I never saw these horrible community notes frankly, either my side of twitter is clean or rightoids are just sucking Elon's peepee for free again :marseysquint:

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[🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘] Should I cancel my trip to Canada?

					
					

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

No-we r bright enough to know he doesn't speak for all Americans 🤷‍♀️ (108)

"r" you really? (-19)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

I hear you, I have cancelled my plans to visit the US and won't be going until maybe 2028. (37)

You did that because USD is 1.43 CAD. Not for ideological reasons, be honest. (-17)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

As long as you're not being an butthole no one up here will care at all (25)

Even if he is, it's not like anyone will do anything about it. We have a lot of butthole new immigrants who face zero consequences. (-15)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

Bait-y statement to try and prompt emotional responsePrimes reader for anger response and justifies it by calling it righteous. And that "I am, too" seems too formal for the sentence.Prompts for feedback based on two statements that have no relevance to this question. Nor is any actual concern listed.This post screams bot or a troll. (2)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

We're kind of in disbelief about the absurdity of American voters and the level of stupidity and maliciousness on full display, but we're also absurd. We can dislike a population without disliking the individuals. You're not going to be harassed just because your country is acting aggressively stupid. (2)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

Canadians aren't angry at average Americans. You're our neighbors and closest allies. The issue is with your government disrespecting our politicians and sovereignty, not with the average person. Most people here understand that the general public isn't to blame for this. Unless someone comes in spewing nonsense and supporting a "takeover" of Canada, there's no real problem. You might get the occasional comment about it, but our frustration is directed at your male feminist tyrant, not Americans as a whole. (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/TwelveBarProphet

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This opinion is wrong
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Lol, Ye so funny. What does he mean here?
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@DestoryerCarbine was just banned :c

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735286918ILuZsC0BZg4B1g.webp

This is extremely unfair :C

He's one of my best friends

I feel so sad

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735286700T1E1bt3P5SV8YQ.webp

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Homeless encampment keeps local residents from using park : chicago

					
					
					
	

				
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So what alot of you whitoids who might be reading this do not realize is that this is basically the moderately bad version of family dynamics in a "save face society". The foid is the vid is obviously losing her shit. Paraphrasing what she is saying and I may have missed a bit," I eat for free yeah? If something happens to me that is the mother-in-laws fault. Yes I am CRAZYYYYYY!Couldn't translate. Motherlover! You are going to falsely accuse me? You are going to falsely accuse me?"

Now if you know the average person of Indiaspeaks then the comments in the comments section should come as a surprise to you, because this is a crowd that is blackpilled on the feminist menace in India, yet more than half of them appear to be trying to at least partially justify the behavior of the women and explaining how while we should hear both sides, it could indeed be an issue of a women losing her head after taking enough shit from her husband or the husbands family.

One of the commenters even goes as far as to link to an article about reactive abuse.

Now I am not saying this is fact, but knowing what I know about my society and my country and my culture, generally a higher than average number of families end up with the issue of a parent/ spouse losing their shit multiple times through the first and second decade, usually worse than this with shouting matches as the weak form, and multiple cases of spouses beating one another across years once or twice per year as the more common form. This is generally ignored by everybody on the basis of 1) Their house their business and 2) Its okay to beat your spouse into submission if it stops the drama from escaping the house and destroying the peace of the neighborhood. Generally as long as any domestic violence doesn't escalate to directly attacking your neighbors, it will be ignored and treated as one of those unstable little bumps in a long term relationship that will stabilize over time.

Add on to this the fact that generally Indian foids are actually insane once they end up in the wife role having to answer to the mother-in-law, the husband, and be held responsible for any difficulty the child may be having during childrearing, along with well, being white foid adjacent in that they will never admit to a fault and will try to start shit about things just to hurt you if they feel annoyed, and then you add in the moids willingness to beat his wife into submission, actively despise her if he feels like she is not pulling her weight ( arbitrary concept ), or asks him for too much money ( you literally have the moid controlling all expenses and giving money to wife like giving pocket money to a kid in the west, and too much money being whatever the moid considers to be too much ), or making him look bad in front of the neighbors by not doing a good enough job in the wifes club hierarchy.

You end up with a combination of overworked toxic shit husbands and uneducated child like wives who are borderline r-slurred and when you combine the two you end up with a balance that emerges across decades over decades of wife beatings and wives bringing up shit about the moids weaknesses just to hurt him at random, and none of these people will ever think of divorce as an option in 99% of cases, and you pretty much end up with what you are seeing in the video.

So you know how you have those experiences of great time with Indian workers where they are all willingly to work overtime and are always polite to you? Its because all the anger and frustration is taken out the back at home because in Indian society you aren't supposed to attack those above you or frick up the workplace atmosphere. You can literally have your boss tell you to fix up the drama with your wife if he feels the work is being disturbed by it, and well, most of the moids will do what it takes to make the wife behave correctly.

Again, I have always argued that there is no such thing as one sane gender in a society. Either both are fricked up in their own ways, or both are healthy and well in their own ways.

In India currently both are fricked up in their own ways and my only proof to you the westoid that it is the truth is that you need only see the comments of the post I linked where half the moids who are blackpilled on the foid menace are trying to excuse the foids behavior, because they have seen such scenes as kids with their own mothers or other women in their family losing their shit like this.

You can believe me if you want. You can disbelieve me if you want. But my experience tells me that if you tried to argue with the average Jeet on the street about how a husband beating discipline into their wives is wrong, or how a woman having a psychotic episode like that needs help and to be taken away from whatever caused her to breakdown like that, then the adult you are talking to is far more likely than you would like, to reply that these things happen, as if they are a natural part of life, with the only solution being to hide it once the moment passes and pretend it doesn't exist, because of the loss of face if others get to see your dirty laundry.

Also the reactive abuse gaslamping in India is 100% real. I have seen it first hand multiple times across different people. A society where the last generation was okay with wife beaters, and the next generation is expected to have its own share of wife beaters, generally ends up with foids putting up with wife beaters. A society where the last generation was okay with borderline mentally r-slurred women for wives, and the next generation is expected to have its own share of borderline mentally r-slurred women for wives, generally ends up with moids putting up with borderline mentally r-slurred foids.

There is ofcourse also the possible chance of the foid just being a psycho b-word and the moid being a decent person. BPD foids exist in India as well.

So there are two scenarios here based on the vid linked:

Conclusion:

I have some fricked up memories from growing up. But I am not an outlier in that I have those memories, but rather I am an outlier in the fact that I am actively disgusted by them and am willing to consider the elders in the wrong. This puts me in direct opposition to the good boys of my country and if I tried to justify my disgust they would in turn be disgusted with me for not valuing family enough to excuse and justify the culture of wife beaters and psychotic BPD b-words in my country.

The average Indianlet's reasoning is genuinely that "but they are our parents so coming from abusive homes is okay. We all have shit like this happen every once in a while so it is okay."

Which is why I cannot relate to my own people, because our value systems can never synchronize. I see nothing wrong with going to a foid and going,"Wanna frick?" but see everything wrong with hurting ones own family. The average Jeet I have conversations with about morality has a problem with you trying to frick their sister outside of marriage but no issue with excusing domestic violence. In my experience hitting ones spouse at best registers with them as a wrong to be ignored because there is nothing you can do about it, and hitting ones kids doesn't even register as a wrong deed at all.

It is a people more offended by seeing a woman they know being called a whore than they are by a woman they know being beaten by her husband like a whore by an abusive pimp. The dark comedy part is that the jeet foids are this way too. They would rather be beaten by their husbands like whores being disciplined by an angry pimp, than to have a person outside call them a whore.

As my final note, I am not saying that all Indians are shit or all Indians are terrible, but rather that when things go on the bad path in Indian family structures, this is generally the form that it takes.

@jackie

@realKongDick

@holden_commodore

:#marseydepressed:

I am born of this land but I will never be of my people. It is a lonely existence.

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WAKE UP XUEENS! JINXTHINKER HAS RELEASED NEW, OFFICIAL ART FOR THE FIRST :marseywinner: TIME IN NEARLY 2 YEARS!

!jinxthinkers

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travelling with peepee pump tube

					
					

For all the guy nomads, how do you carry your peepee pumps? The tubes are big and fairly fragile. Any tips for keeping it secure?

:#marseyconfused2:

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[🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘] Men who have rejected a woman before, why was it?

					
					

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

I have. We were both single so no issues there either. But she was also really drunk and kept sexually assaulting me. Tried to stick her fingers INTO me more than once, grabbed my genitals etc, just generally a lot of unwanted touching in a social situation in a bar with a large group of us.She was very attractive, it was no strings attached, but getting repeatedly sexually assaulted is quite the turn off, even from attractive people. (83)

Just come out the closet buddy. This is a slam dunk for 99.9% of men. (-58)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

She told me that "this is the hand I masterbate with" and wouldn't let go after we shook hands to greet each other. (137)

That's a green flag dude what the frick? (-18)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

She was airheaded, unstable, and egotistical. (212)

Everyone with the valid ones and I got my petty onesgirl looked old in certain lightings one of my friends said "ewww" when someone joked we would make a cute couple, then a bit later actually wanted to be more than friends but that "ewww" always stayed in my mind so I couldn't see her that way anymore girl was really bad with money, taking trips over using the money for important stuffI took a girl to a comedy club (she was black I am not) and the comedian said some funny race jokes our way and she felt offended so I was put offa friend did a bit much pda while dating other guys, so I couldn't shake it off once she was singlea friend talked a bit too much about her sexual history, so I couldn't shake it off once she was singlea girl defended her friend talking during a movie a girl went along with her friend's stupid ideas too often without questioning them (-16)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

We were not compatible, had very little if anything in common, and she stalked me.Others I was not attracted to at all, and they had zero boundaries. The one woman is incredibly self centered, almost narcissistic, goes into massive debt, love and s*x bombs, treats her family horribly, hangs out with hard drug addicts who she should have ended the friendship with decades ago, and just makes very bad life choices like getting pregnant on purpose to illegal immigrants who are using her and their kid for a visa or to try to get citizenship and are deadbeat dads neglecting their kids.Another woman had zero goals or ambitions, dropped out of a university, dropped out of a local community college, smoked and used drugs, could have inherited a highly successful business and ran it but refused, has zero self confidence, got with an abusive ex and then got with a sugar daddy who she drained (pun intended) baby trapped and married this abusive man and feels trapped and they are broke.I also re... (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

One I rejected was, had an instant red flag. We hung out one night but the next day I was sick. I was sick for the next week. We were talking and texting the entire time. Everything seemed normal. Just out of the blue she texted and said if I didn't come over now, I don't care about her. I instantly blocked her without a reply. I was still sick. Another one I rejected had ex, 'trying to commit suicide.' She went over there. She was telling me about it the entire time it was happening and I told her it was not a good idea and that she needed to call the police. If he was willing to hurt himself, there's no telling what he might do to her, I said. She still went, she found herself locked in the bathroom calling me up to get her. I did, but that was the last night I seen her. (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Pre COVID I used to have women sneak up on me and play with my hair to flirt with me and that's an instant rejection.  It's a crappy person who touches a stranger's afro. (124)

My husband had a fro as a young man, and he also hated that shit. He said it was an easy litmus test; if a woman touched his shit without permission, she was obviously a dumb b-word and he had no interest in anything with her.And before anyone says anything about "dumb b-word", if a man were to walk up and touch any part of me without my permission I would immediately consider him to be a stupid butthole, so I think that's a fair comparison, if we're going to insult people of either gender who do dumb shit. (2)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Personal_Insect_7590

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Remember when those BIPOCs on TikTok discovered check fraud

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735309074_vZYEDBhGXHBXQ.webp

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Bottom coin leaderboard when

!metashit !deadBIPOCstorage

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Unreal foid privilege :marseysipping:

BTW in most places you'll be expelled if found in the girl's hostel.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737704318SoMSQsnd90HgLA.webp

Still a friend

:#marseyxd:

Simp boys never win.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737704318jdAR28mby8pRUA.webp

Ofc she is imagine dating the kind of r-slurred phag who'd put his career in jeopardy because some foid who friendzoned him was sad.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737704318CXQ-3oM5ETxx4w.webp

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Nooticer McGregor
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We had a good run :marseyitsover: :marseyhillarybackstab: :marseytrump:

https://www.ibtimes.com/trump-declares-elon-musk-will-tackle-pentagons-spending-next-task-doge-some-things-are-pretty-3762905

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Is r/cisparenttranskid legit or another rdrama :marseyoverseether: op like r/transparenttranskid?
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Dramatard goes to the club
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facebook always has the best drama :marseylovedrama: Red Pill meme page posts a screenshot of a :marseyfoidretard: woman with a :marseypenny: kid being texted by a :marseychud: asking if her kid is black. One of the wilder comments sections I've seen lol...

					
					

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1. :marseychonkerfoid: "he was wrong with the ew part" :satokohoujoufan: "when you're white there is no upgrade; don't mix."

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17344405128080287.webp

2. :marseyshrug: "guys, she might not have been a whore... think about it" :marseydoge: "nah she ruined her genes with mystery meat bastard child"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17344405129286869.webp

This :marseymexican: :ethot: messages Cesar's wife lol:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17344405130457547.webp

3. Bai Michelle is back and she's trying her hand at some sweet Reportmaxxing!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17344405131760652.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17344405133100603.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17344405134022663.webp

4. :marseymexican: " I agree it's rude, he should have just moved along..." :chudsmug: "it's not a kid, it's a lump of coal"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17344405134951296.webp

5. :coomerface: "completely normal reaction" :gothjak: "you're literally a single Dad, bro..."

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17344405136321118.webp

6. :holdupjak: "insecure and racist" :chadnordic: :chadbaby: "there's nothing wrong with being racist actually"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17344405137532446.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17344405138765528.webp

7. Man literally called "Soy Horeman" chimes in. I checked his page, he's real...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17344405140074856.webp

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Protip: some girls will do anything if you tell them it's for social media clout

For the next three months, they remained in contact, before she said the groom invited her to a "white party" in Sydney in December, the court heard. She said after arriving at the venue she was "shocked" to learn the man had "organised a wedding".

The bride said she became uncomfortable and wanted to leave, but the groom told her "it was a simple prank".

"He told me that he's organising a prank wedding for his social media. To be precise, Instagram, because he wants to boost his content and wants to start monetising his Instagram page."

In court, footage of the ceremony was played, showing the couple exchanging vows and rings.

While the bride appeared to "enthusiastically" participate in the ceremony, she told the court it was "all an act".

"We had to act to make it look real," she said.

She said she only discovered the "sham" wedding was legal after he asked her to add his name to her application for permanent residency. She said the groom told her he was not a permanent resident and he had "organised the marriage to help him".

But the groom – who has 17,000 followers on Instagram but denied he was a social media influencer – disputed her version of events.

He testified that immediately after they met, he had told her he was bisexual, and that she was "cool with it" and moved into his home.

>bby I'm a bisexual illegal immigrant but I am NOT an influencer :marseyraging:

"Precisely why she would participate in a civil marriage and not in a church marriage ceremony went unexplored. It made no sense to me that she would."

Stupid boomer judge, she did it for the 'gram!

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EFFORTPOST :marseyflagromania: More election drama! Study on the ethics of making stupid political alliances and throwing campaign money at even dumber causes :marseybrainlet: Also, no one can coup your country if you coup it first! :marseyletsgo:

Previous posts on this subject, even if you don't want to read the whole thing you should check the description of the candidates and parties involved from the first link because I'll use the same marseys to represent them for a easier reading :marseyfluffy:

https://rdrama.net/post/323123/marseyflagromania-a-literal-political-thriller-movie

https://rdrama.net/post/323407/marseyflagromania-romanian-elections-drama-continues-elections

https://rdrama.net/post/323949/marseyflagromania-our-spy-political-thriller-goes


Political rivals :marseynoyou:

  • This was annoying to write because I don't know what details are actually relevant enough, I don't want to make this too boring :marseyhmm: A little backtrack first. I focused a lot of Georgescu :marseyhitler2: in the previous posts but now the :marseysuit: :chadleftoid: parties and the relations between them are more important for the drama. PSD :marseysuit: and USR :chadleftoid: really don't get along. The old guard :marseysuit: wants any new person entering politics to follow their orders while :chadleftoid: is formed from politicians who want to dethrone them and form their own political 'dyasty'. So they really hate each other. As I said in the previous post, the :marseyauthright: parties are too new to really have clear love or hate relations with either side in this conflict.

  • So, when the Constitutional Court (controlled by :marseysuit:) demanded recounts for the first round of the presidential election, USR :chadleftoid: were naturally suspicious. PSD :marseysuit: would never do something in their favor after all. Then the recounts happened and nothing changed, and ok, if these buttholes aren't trying to frick us over then what was the point? :marseyconfused: But they still remained tense, because while this move was weird and useless, it's a clear warning that :marseysuit: are preparing to mess with the elections. And it turns out they were right to be worried :marseygiggle:

  • After the elections were cancelled people were expecting, you know, stuff like explanations, accountability, arrests, plans to guard against similar shit in the future and other stuff that competent countries do :marseysmug2: At the beginning things were fine, some heads of the nazi and other far right organizations that threatened with violent riots were arrested, members had their homes searched, and our authorities were working with NATO and EU over the election interferences. For some reason, Georgescu :marseyhitler2: was left alone. But hey, we're still in the early stages of the investigation, we just uncovered this whole russian plot, his time will come right? :marseyclueless:

  • That planned riot was a failure, people didn't show up, some literal nazis were caught trying to enter Bucharest with weapons hidden in their cars, lots of funny shit. The guys were jailed :marseyclapping: Later released :marseyfacepalm: Then grabbed by the police again :marseyhope: ...then released for good and allowed to frick out of the country :marseyaware: This is some :marseyglow: shit, isn't it? Aside from a few r-slurs threatening violence and screaming about the jews on the internet that were fined no one faced any punishment for the whole thing. And no one bothered Georgescu :marseyunamused: Add the fact that we still don't have any extra information on what happened during the elections and it's once again starting to look like this bullshit is just our own politicians doing stupid shit. But the question is, are they working with Russia or is this whole Russia story just a lie? :marseyhmm:

  • Since they were already paranoid, USR :chadleftoid: saw the writing on the wall and accused PSD :marseysuit: of trying to steal the elections as soon as the presidential ones were cancelled. After all, they were battling Georgescu :marseyhitler2: for the president position, so the cancellation affected them just as much as it affected him. Besides, if the elections were cancelled because of Russian interference, then both the presidential and the parliamentary elections should be cancelled, since Georgescu's :marseyhitler2: unofficial party POT :marseyauthright: won seats through the same TikTok strategy, but only the elections that PSD :marseysuit: lost are being remade. But since they spent so much time during the elections screaming about how dangerous Russia and Georgescu :marseyhitler2: were they now came out looking like hypocrites and were criticised for siding with the far right just to keep their political power.


Trying to form a government - new alliances and betrayals :marseybackstab:

  • Since no faction won a majority for the parliament, our politicians are now stuck trying to make coalitions together. As the :marseyauthright: parties were branded as traitors the most obvious solution is for :marseysuit: and :chadleftoid: to form a pro-NATO/EU coalition and leave the anti-NATO/EU parties in opposition, right? :marseyclueless: Too bad they hate each other's guts :lelolidk:

  • So, the first tentative alliance was formed. PSD :marseysuit: + PNL :marseysuit: + USR :chadleftoid: + UDMR :marseyquadmagyar: UDMR is the party of our hungarian minority and they are big enough to make a difference in the parliamentary negotiations so despite being hated by everyone they are accepted into every single coalition ever. They are the single biggest whores in out politics, but then again I already said they are hungarians :marseyscoot:

  • :marseyauthright: are starting to accuse our president :marseysuit: of being an illegitimate president, since he only kept his position because our Constitutional Court refused to allow a new one to be elected. They said that if he doesn't step down after his term is over on December 22nd he's an unelected dictator. USR :chadleftoid: agreed with them. Once again, they were criticised for preferring to side with the extremists over working with their political rivals.

  • Multiple embarrassing slapfights happened while all parties were trying to negotiate their coalition. USR :chadleftoid: came with an 8 point political reform program and said that if it's not accepted in full they will abandon the coalition and join the :marseyauthright: in the opposition. While their plan was good, their unwillingness to negotiate it while they were already hated by the :marseysuit: were obviously not in their favor. Ciolacu, leader of PSD :marseysuit:, insisted on being named prime minister, but PNL :marseysuit: told him that his embarrassing failure in the elections (couldn't even enter the second round) alongside his disastrous economical policies during his last term made him unfit to be placed in the same position again :marseyprotestno: So PSD :marseysuit: decided to grab their toys and go home and told everyone that they'll join the :marseyauthright: parties coalition. This was a problem since they are the biggest party in the parliament so them joining :marseyauthright: means that they can form the government together. They said that they will make sure to only vote pro- NATO/EU proposals but no one trusts them, so... shit :marseysweating:

  • PNL :marseysuit: decided that if their brother party isn't in the coalition then they'll back off too and soon after UDMR :marseyquadmagyar: threw in the towel too. So, that will leave only USR :chadleftoid: and some minority parties in the coalition or what? :marseyquestion: In the mean time USR :chadleftoid: went to the president :marseysuit: to complain about his unconstitutional mandate extension. They refused to stand up when he joined the meeting room, he didn't shake their hands, they told him to resign, he said no, and the whole thing lasted three minutes in total. Meeting ended after :marseyshrug:

  • But plot twist! Not even a day after 'resigning' PSD :marseysuit: told everyone that they were joking and that they'll still form a pro-EU/NATO coalition and invited all the other parties to negotiation again... aside from USR :chadleftoid: who were thus officially kicked out of the coalition. PSD :marseysuit: + PNL :marseysuit: + UDMR :marseyquadmagyar: can form a majority together, a barely there majority true, but still a majority.

  • USR :chadleftoid: threatened to not vote the new government, probably hoping that the in-party :marseysuit: rivalries will destroy the barely there majority and will force the other parties to re-invite them in the coalition. Instead, :marseysuit: convinced 20 parliamentarians from AUR :marseyauthright: to vote for them, and now we finally have a government! :marseyletsgo:

  • Ciolacu :marseysuit: was named prime minister again, and with USR :chadleftoid: out of the picture PSD :marseysuit: controls most of the country again.


Lmao wtf is going on? :marseyhelp:

  • After this childish political battle more and more people started to accept that the real coup was done by PSD :marseysuit: Again. EU, confused that there is evidence that Russia messed around our elections but also sniffing bullshit, keeps harassing TikTok for investigations. In the meantime America praises our decision to cancel the election every few days. At least someone is happy with the situation? :marseybeanrelieved:

  • Obviously now, when things started to calm down, it's the perfect time for another bombshell to drop! :marseyjam: A journo group announced that they have proof that PNL :marseysuit: paid for Georgescu's :marseyhitler2: campaign! :marseypearlclutch: At this point people weren't even shocked just exasperated and done with the whole circus :marseygiveup: PNL :marseysuit: denied it and said that they paid a firm to promote their campaign and that their money was instead funnelled into Georgescu's :marseyhitler2: campaign. Really? :marseyunamused:

  • Still, things don't make sense :marseygigathonk: Georgescu's :marseyhitler2: campaign was massive, with millions of bots and dozens of sites involved, the cost alone must have been way past what PNL paid, and multiple countries confirmed Russia's involvement. We're still missing a few things here :marseythinkorino:

  • Trying to patch all the information... PSD :marseysuit: wanted to promote AUR :marseyauthright: to split USR's :chadleftoid: anti-establishment votes and lower their winning chances. Realizing this, PNL :marseysuit: then decided to promote Georgescu :marseyhitler2: as a way of splitting AUR's far-right votes so that PSD's :marseysuit: plan will fail. But at some point Russia decided to promote Georgescu :marseyhitler2: too to stir chaos and/or coup us and massively blew up his popularity. PSD :marseysuit: was too busy with their schemes to notice anything and gave some of their votes to AUR :marseyauthright: in the first round, accidentally kicking themselves out of the second round. Georgescu :marseyhitler2: and Lasconi :chadleftoid: won the first elections because these two :marseysuit: r-slurs were too busy fighting each other. That's why our secret services and :marseysuit: didn't react to Georgescu's raise in popularity, they were involved in the whole mess too and now they didn't know how to swipe everything under the rug as much as possible.

  • Still, Georgescu :marseyhitler2: was a problem and something had to be done, so they had to sound the alarm and call NATO's help. Russia's plans were stopped :marseyrelieved: PSD :marseysuit:, until now disappointed that they lost the presidency and their hold on the parliament was severely diluted, realized that they now have an excuse to steal the elections and get their control over the country back. They couldn't do any bullshit with all the NATO/EU eyes on them so Russia's interference was like a gift send from God Himself into their laps. So they talked with the Constitutional Court to annul the elections, all with our allies panicked blessing, kicking Georgescu out of his top position for now, caused one heck of the mess during the coalition negotiations, and managed to kick out USR :chadleftoid: too :marseytroll: PNL :marseysuit: just shrugged and went back into allying with them, while :marseyauthright: and :chadleftoid: parties were left defeated and screaming in the dust :marseyrage:

  • Another theory here is that, after messing up and accidentally promoting Georgescu on top on the race with Russia's help, :marseysuit: parties wanted to let him win the presidency and join forces to control the parliament and block any dumb shit he wants to do. Especially since he has some ideas similar to Trump, so maybe they'll get along or something. But Biden's cabinet insisted that we do something about it so the elections were cancelled. Unfortunately, now people around Trump, like his son and Musk, are bitching about Soros and democracy, so what do we do? America might still get pissed at us :marseyveryworried: Now wait, we have an idea! We'll just do nothing against Georgescu himself, we'll postpone the new elections and any investigation until Trump steps into the White House and if he still wants Georgescu as president we'll just let him candidate like nothing happened while blaming everything on Biden and his people and things will be fine :taysmart:


Current situation :marseychristmastree:

  • So, right now we still don't know what exactly is with Georgescu :marseyhitler2: He seems to be both with our glowies and with Russia. Mostly probably PSD :marseysuit: will try to negotiate with him until the new presidential elections (somewhere in spring most lkely) and if he seems like he can be reasoned with (read, he'll listen to their orders - and :marseyglow: ) he'll be allowed to run, if not they'll just get some institution to forbid him from running again :marseyshrug: PDS :marseysuit: has not only gotten more power, but will also get bolder in their bullshit next elections since the population didn't react to them stealing the elections in any way, so why not do it again? :marseywink:

  • Out of all the :marseyauthright: parties, AUR started to work with PSD :marseysuit: the most. It's expected that the rest of them will be pushed out of politics one way or another until AUR will become the far-right controlled opposition to PSD. A few parliamentarians from the other :marseyauthright: parties are already two steps away from getting kicked out of their new positions because of different cases opened against them in the past (corruption, defamation, antisemitism, and other shit). USR :chadleftoid: is marginalised ever further, and seems like they'll even lose their anti status-quo party to AUR :marseysulk:

  • :marseyauthright: :chadleftoid: parties and their supporters are still screaming about how the government is illegitimate and try to get people to protest them, but since it's cold and most of us are doing the last minute preparations for Christmas they don't have much any success :marseysleep:

  • But there's still time for other plot twists to happen, so who knows what the future will bring? :marseypopcorntime:


The (second) revolution that never was :marseylibleft:

  • Quick funny thing that didn't fit in the main post :marseyfluffy: So, two weeks after the elections were cancelled, Georgescu's :marseyhitler2: voters finally realized that they were dunked on by the :marseysuit: establishment :marseysuit: and decided to actually carry out a violent revolution :marseyclueless: We're serious this time guys, we swear! :marseymad: So they threatened to gather in the streets with axes and bats if the president doesn't step down after his mandate expires on December 22 :marseyishygddt: Like with all of the :marseyauthright: shit that happened until now, this was massively promoted on TikTok :marseytiktok:

  • In the mean time, in order to calm down the far right rumours that EU couped us in order to force Romania to enter the war alongside Ukraine, our (old) government used it's last days in office to approve two laws: one where Romania can now down foreign drones flying over our airspace, which could be used as a potential escalation against Russia, and anther one where foreign generals from allied countries can take command over our army. Yeah, totally not suspicious at all and will definitely calm everyone down :marseygiggle: (Last one should be called the 'America take the wheel' law tbh :marseypatriot: )

  • To prove to everyone that they are hardcore patriots willing to die for their country at any time, our brave revolutionaries panicked that our new NATO army will break their bones if they start shit and stayed at home. No one turned out to even protest peacefully :marseyxd: So that embarrassing episode ended without any bloodshed :marseybloodpuddle:


All right, last two things:

  • our diplomat in America said at some point that our secret services work hard to gather data for CIA, fifth largest contributors actually. This will totally calm down all those conspiracy theories about glowies and us being a NATO colony :marseyderp:

  • First shit our prime minister :marseysuit: said after taking his role was that we are ready to fully support Trump's peace plan for Ukraine, so if at any point EU plans to keep supporting Zelensky after America bows out of the conflict they should start planning on how to do it without us :marseygiggle:

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Goldberg (MoonMetropolis) unironically saves a child from a sextortion group

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https://moonmetropolis.substack.com/p/when-did-trolling-become-inextricably

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