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Mу 17 уеаr оld rеntоid gоt а gf :marseyembrace:

I kiсking thоsе r-slurs tоdау.

Hп wеnt оn vаcаtiоn tо Czеch Rеpublic fоr оnye wееk аnd lеft hеr stау. Bitсh dеstřоуеd thе tоilеt уеstеrdау аnd tоdау thе bоilеr аnd I cаn't gо tо thаt аpаrtmеnt right nоw bеcаusе I аm in аnоthеr араrtmеnt соntřоlļing еlеctřiciаn :pepereeeeee: :pepereeeeee: :pepereeeeee: :pepereeeeee: :pepereeeeee: :pepereeeeee: :pepereeeeee:

Fuсk I hаtе уоung fоids I nеvеr rеnt thеm аnуthing bеcаusе thеу аlwауs břеаking sоmеthing.

Bitсh аlsо tоld аt fířst thаt wаtеr cоmеs fřоm сеiling sо I саļlеd thе sуndicаtе оn thе nеighbоur on tоp flооr :pepereeeeee: :pepereeeeee: :pepereeeeee: :pepereeeeee: :pepereeeeee:

Sеriоuslу рrо tiр, nеvеr rеnt аnуthing tо а fоid

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Anyone else think that ai is going to kill everything in 3 years?

I kinda hate rationalists but I haven't heard a convincing counter argument on AI doom.

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Maybe an everlasting can try
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China :marseychinesedevil: caught :marseyflirt: being sneaky :marseyninja: again

:#marseychingchong:

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Anyone else feel like Drumpf :marseytrumppresident: just massively embarrassed :marseyblush: himself.

					
					

He went on and on about how there was nothing canada or mexico could do to prevent the tariffs and then he rolled over in less then 48 hours. And as a canadian im not gonna forget about this anytime soon. Ill keep buying canadian.

Lol, he straight up said that the tarrifs were contingent on whether canada/mexico met his demands regarding illegal immigration/human trafficking/fentnyl which they did. Him threatening tarrifs worked and him not having to implement them is a good thing for the economy. How embarrassing tho :marseywingcuck:

https://media.tenor.com/exryUMZU1zUAAAAx/meme-trump.webp

edit: dumb :zoomersoy: with the same illiterate sentiments

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1ih85fc/did_trump_just_immediately_fold/

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!transphobes !chuds

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Subway releases new footlong :cocka:
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:nuggetesoteric: Daily neolib :marseysoylentgrin: slop post :nuggetesoteric: Milquetoast article :marseywords: about milquetoast Democrats :marseyclintongarrison: causes slapfight :slapfight: between two verbose :marseylongpost: power users :soysnootypefast:

					
					

Belligerents:

/u/OkBuddyLiberals - a centrist/neurodivergent neoliberal who's got a custom Manchin flair.

/u/l00gie - a gay Asian progressoid who's basically an embodiment of the reason dRumph won.

slap fight #1 OkBuddyLiberal's longpost about how the Dems really should punch left if they want to win.

Slap fight #2 l00gie's gaslamp/gatekeep/gayboss way to lose the hearts and minds of the American public.

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I don't think Americans understand what a war with Canada would actually look like : AskCanada | American pretends leafs would do terrorism

					
					

Right off the bat, I'm American, and this is just my best guess, but I've been talking to and hearing a lot of Americans say stuff like "oh if it came to it it would be over in a day" or some stuff like that. WRONG

We. Would. Not. Be. Able. To. Stop. The. Bombings.

I don't think most Americans consider how much easier fighting a war is when you can identify your enemy by skin color and language, you guys speak English (mostly) you have basically the same demographic makeup as the US, basically what I'm saying is that you are the platonic ideal for a partisan guerilla campaign.

You can't buy KN03 in Canada because the government is worried people would make black powder with it. Americans have nothing to fear from !leafs bombing them.

I can pretty much guarantee that the first thing the Canadian military high command does is erase all records of who is in the Canadian military, hide all of their leopards, their jets, their stuff that is on par with US military tech in bunkers in the Northern Territories and destroy the fricking maps, you won't be using them for a while, but they're nice to have around if needed.

No. We haven't even destroyed the long gun registry 20 years after a court ordered it to happen.

The Canadian military will then systematically erase any identifiable signatures it has, servicemen and women will burn their ID cards, their uniforms, bury caches of small arms, explosives, anti tank weapons, anti air rockets.

Lmao no. Most CAF members have little to no real training. They don't have the ammo needed to train. Heck they got rid of post basic training! !burgers that right leafs go to basic and then "learn on the job".

This war would not look like anything the US has ever seen before in its history, this war would look like car bombs in Des Moines Iowa every day, Police Stations being shot up in every state of the Union, political assassinations.

Canadians allowed themselves to be disarmed (at least the lefties did). They don't have guns to shoot with.

/u/Grotesque_Bisque You're a moron jacking off to fantasy

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How many lbs of soft power does 1 million gibouts make

Soft power (soft rangs of soft power) cost is "but our allies" divided by "many lives will be lost" multiplied by "America will fall behind".

That means 50 million gibouts for Iraqi Sesame Street equals 69.420lb of soft rangs of powaaaaaaa!

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!nonchuds !cuteandinvalid !lgbt Based

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David Hogg became DNC's vice chair
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Tariff Trudeau

No background

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738608791eucY-mdc9Pygxw.webp

Original Tigger Trudeau

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738608791TnYr1b_f2tJ1yw.webp

!marseyartists !marseyfans

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Rust is going to take over the world and there's nothing chuds can do about it

Rust is C++ minus jank. It's beautiful, it's a better language in every imaginable way. Yeah its full of :marseytrain::marseytrain::marseytrain: but if chuds have a problem with that, maybe try making a better language?

Total :marseytrain: victory btw.

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:marseyniqab: Gaza is not for sale! :ma!rseyisiscry:

Good thing no one is buying it then :marseysmug2:

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:requiredreading: WATCH THEM FROLIC One, Two and Four in the Woods

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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED Sitewide Rule Change: POLL TO BAN BOOMERPHILIA

As part of my Banlog, I am somewhat inclined to give @BIGBILLYKONGDONG a serious ban for the outrageous boomerphilia on display.

As a work of ironic praise for a 78 year old man's fantasy, it's a solid piece. Truly let us celebrate that we are all collectively engaged in a public arts project to facilitate the transition of boomers out of public life.

It's truly funny that we are all pretending that this old man is a president. That he is mentally capable, and not just lashing out with random whims with other aged decrepit men. The elaborate practical joke we're pulling on our elderly is a riot of laffs.

But:

For me the choice is easy.

Community Note by @Impassionata

This is the first time Impassionata has made dramaslurs angry enough to use a 'touch grass' award.

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These clowns are desecrating the great Mosque of Cordoba with their pagan rituals
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Рuļļ uр уоuř раnts n*ggа

					
					
					
	

				
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Uplifting news: Mandatory 1 year prison for raising your arm :marseyyayyy:

					
					
					
	

				
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Bump
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Minnesota is full of Somalis and nazis and must be nuked

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/minnesota/comments/1iht4so/mpr_news_trump_administration_launches/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Minneapolis/comments/1iht578/mpr_news_trump_administration_launches/

Also kill Connecticut.

https://old.reddit.com/r/StamfordCT/comments/1ihlrfj/stamford_board_of_reps_calls_special_meeting/

Chicago is also full of nazis and they should all be killed

https://old.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/1ihx4c5/white_supremacist_remark_sparks_city_council/

The Australians are all Nazis and the abo-eaters must be gunned down and the land returned to the indigineous people

https://old.reddit.com/r/AustralianPolitics/comments/1ii7qki/as_antisemitism_strains_australian_social/

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In case you aren't familar with them (a good thing), Hasan Piker and Ethan Klein (H3H3) are leftist content creators that for awhile collabed together and even had a podcast. That all changed after the Oct 7th incident as Hasan went full r-slur with pro-Palestine rhetoric while Ethan and his wife, who served in the IDF, naturally disagree with a lot of it. That relationship fell apart quickly and Ethan recently came out with a HECKING CONTENT NUKE!!!!!

A near goddarn 2 hour video about Hasan that didn't add anything new that Hasan's biggest haters (Destiny fans) didn't already know. Now apparently he's got a second video cooking up that apparently will accuse Hasan of solicting fans for nudes. Considering Destiny fans have made it their life's work to bring down Hasan, I find it hard to believe something that could cancel Hasan from more than just the Minecraft community would have not gotten picked up from those weaponized neurodivergents.

The LSF thread itself is filled with redditors thinking it will be a nothingburger like the last one. Destiny fans :soysnooseethe:ing when anyone brings up his male feminist stuff.

Now playing: Flight of the Zinger (DKC2).mp3

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