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Woman gets man's dating profile banned for :marseyokay:ing too hard

					
					

:#marseyokaycoke:

Not trying to play devils advocate for a racist weirdo, but how are you sure? Not trying to argue, just curious what gave it away.

This is, of course, assuming it's the OK hand gesture. If it's something less obscure, the answer is self explanatory

He was taking a selfie in the mirror. The hand that was at his side was doing the white power gesture. Hands do not naturally fall like that… so no.

EDIT: Hinge has actually emailed me to say they've taken action against him, so I'm not mistaken as you're inferring.

Her previous posts indicate she absolutely hates men, but is having trouble finding her disney prince on dating apps because they all love hitler. :tayshrug:

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1chuwpl/i_feel_like_giving_up_online_dating_men/

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Is he a foreigner from Canada? Or Africa?

Bonus video here's Elon with his McLaren F1 and his ex wife of his :marseytrain2: child

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Aussie :platyaboriginal: soccer player who called Bonglish cop "fricking white and stupid" is now being tried

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02-07/sam-kerr-trial-kristie-mewis-cross-examination-london/104907414

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02-04/sam-kerr-trial-london-metropolitan-police-london/104884292

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02-05/sam-kerr-trial-london-metropolitan-police-chelsea-matildas/104897448

She said she was uncomfortable in the taxi because some taxi driver in Sydney murdered some people and got upset at the popo for taking the taxi driver's side or something. Idk heard it yesterday on the radio.

Basically, Sydney is a dangerous place that you should never go to.

!strayans

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Rusty Loves the Galaxy Projector πŸ’œ

What a lovely night, tucked into bed with the boys and mister man :marseyjump: :marseyandmarcus: :marseygrouphug:

!animalposters !cats

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Low cost !fitness TIP!!!

Get your gains on the cheap!

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Would you?

!coomers

https://instagram.com/p/DFqLyTmy_56/

:#marseypaperbag:

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There Is Something Wrong with r/somethingiswrong2024

					
					

I don't know what stage of grief to classify this as.

Maybe 4b, Intensely Violent Day Dreaming detached from all reality in an effort to regain power you've never had.

If it happens my butt is running out to go Christmas shopping, I've lost all sense of excitement for Christmas after he was elected.. so if this happened I would be positively thrilled

Same here tbh. When that b-word won xmas was cancelled. Aint in no mood for no holidays bs.

Same

...

Thank you. I thought I was the only one who lost Christmas Cheer.

:marseygrinc#h: energy

It could happen at any moment... and because of the significance, it doesn't matter. It IS happening though. Not soon enough. The celebrations will rival end of WWII because... these enemies of The United States were here, on this land, about to take control. A New Era is about to begin.

I've been trying to tell everyone I know that we have enemies in America and they all voted Republican.

Republicans are evil people.

Even when they were doing and saying the most vile shit, I couldn't say "well, their conservative ancestors wouldn't like that".

But now that they're literally voting Putin into the White House, I can confidently say even their confederate ancestors would think they're dirty fricking traitors.

You know it's bad when the 1950s rednecks and the 2024 woke left would agree about that.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17338844474757051.webp but with consent of course. also killing all rethugglicans

When this happens, I will probably be in my bedroom or living room, and at which point, I will:

Run into my basement and scream with joy (Doing it in the basement to not freak out the neighbors)

Come back upstairs and cry to the point of dehydration

Look back on all the plans I had set up for 2025 when I thought Kamala was going to close the deal on Election Night and pick out one to immediately get started on.

Then have the best sleep of my life that night.

:tayaa#a:

I watch Lioness and these CIA shows and you mean to tell me we can't protect our country from an "elected" terrorist. Why?

Why aren't things in real life like on my idiot box?!?!

:speechbubbl#e:

https://media.tenor.com/zF_JXns681AAAAAx/jackpot-family-guy.webp

I bet we do to X, Truth, et al. what we did to the major poker companies back in the day. The first thing I expect to see are reports from users of those sites that they are unable to access them and instead see a notice that looks something like the image below. Later that day, I expect to see a press release from the appropriate US Attorney's Office announcing charges.

Not sure how MAGA communicates or organizes without those platforms.

Those who voted for change will need an off ramp.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733884447514646.webp

ACEPTANCE

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17338844476038666.webp

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White House chief of staff makes fun of the new fbi director for being a jeet
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Gas Station Encounters :marseywatchingtv:

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We know Wikipedia is screwed beyond recognition but it's not clear what the precise issue is - I think this article shows us.

The article is question is regarding the musician Jandek, who is beyond description (and the wiki article no longer tries to really describe him, either). In absolutely most big picture summary:

  • A guy gives himself the stage name Jandek in 1978 and self-records an album via tape. The music is him singing with acoustic guitar and it is indescribably weird, and not at all accessible music. It barely even is music. Here is a sample of his 1978 album:

    . He has hundreds of hours of music like this.

  • He continues to records tape of himself playing this atonal, creepy, and barely even music "songs" over the course of many, many, many, albums in the coming decades. His identity is never revealed, even when the tapes start getting an ironic undergrounds following. Eg. DJs would phone up the 'company' associated with his self-released tapes (his home phone) and he'd identify himself as a representative of Jandek, not the artist himself. This is despite everyone knowing this music is definitely produced and released by one guy at the very most.

  • he's kind of a music nerd/outsider art trivia questions - Kurt Cobain talks about his music in interviews for example - but the vast majority of people don't and never would listen to his music let alone enjoy it.

  • in the 2000s, people start to realise Jandek is some 60/70 year old dude in Texas and Jandek stops denying it so strongly. He ends up being invited to play live for the first time and is captured on film (he never clarifies directly, but the guy in these concerts is a dude named Sterling Smith). Live concert from 2004:

Anyway that's the most necessary background, onto the wikipedia article.

For most of it's life, the Wiki article for Jandek has been similar to any article for a niche interest - way, way too long and detailed for something such a small number of people know about. I remember it as recently as a few years ago going into detail of every major attempt to unmask Jandek, listing all of his hundreds of tapes and album, music criticism, and then lists of post-2000 public appearences. The wiki page had theories, mysteries, rabbit-holes within itself. It was terrible as ana encyclopaedia but interesting as a story re some random guy who can't sign or play guitar well getting mysteriously semi-famous. If you go into the article's historical edits you can see the unwieldy version of the page back then: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jandek&oldid=976435895

This is worth noting because the only truly compelling thing about Jandek is the context - who is this guy, where did he come from? Which is what the wiki article leant into. No one was a 'fan' of Jandek, unironically, or listened to his music for the love of the sound. There's simply no way. People were inviting him to perform live because then they could say they performed with the mysterious Jandek, and people went to his shows for the same reason. The wiki article was microcosm of this very state of being.

So what happens? Some uppity Wiki editor (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:ILIL) posts this on the article's talk page in 2021:

>This article is a feature-length novel of unsourced claims and needs to be blown up. I would do it myself but I don't want to bother with the inevitable edit wars. People close to the subject seem to be carefully watching this page like a hawk.

When someone points out that the reason Jandek is notable is the talk and mystery around him -- thus that probably needs to figure into the article somehow, ILIL disagrees strongly.

>I'll have to respectfully disagree with your pov. I enjoy using Wikipedia for the purposes that it was designed for, which is to gather a quick summary of what news media, books, and articles have published about a given subject. Just the facts, please. Geeky trivia, hearsay, rumors, and crowdsourced press releases is the domain of YouTube video essays, blogs, and "fandom" Wikis. Everything has its time and place.

The autism runs so deep on Wikipedia that the editors truly can't comprehend how most humans absorb information. The above statement is true re: an article about a scientific theorem. It's not how people engage with entertainment. Nonetheless, soon after, the article is wittled down to two sections - a very brief introduction where a music publication is quoted calling Jandek "mysterious" with no other context (because that would be editorialising), a handful of sentences with chronology of his first release and later live shows, and maybe two quotes re: his lack of widely known identity. His strange lack of musical talent is barely mentioned with a statement saying: "an idiosyncratic and frequently atonal form of folk and blues music,". If you think this captures the music i linked to in this post, you're a moron.

Someone who, say, hears someone talking about Jandek and wants to know what the big deals searches up this article and comes away with more questions - why so much mystery around what is apparently a fairly normal blues singer from the 70s? Unless they dig through old versions of this article they'll never know.

In one very minor article, the core issue of Wikipedia is summarised: in a fight between normies and autism, the autism is more powerful.

For the drama, go into the article's edit history and see warring editors making changes to the article post-2021: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jandek&action=history

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Cal Fire captain found stabbed to death inside of her San Diego County home :marseyterfdomesticabuse:

!nooticers

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739977531Qj6aTu_uIZpJzw.webp

A Cal Fire captain was found stabbed to death inside of her San Diego County home on Monday and authorities are still searching for the suspect.

Deputies were dispatched to the 20200 block of Rancho Villa Road in Ramona at around 9 p.m. on Monday after learning of an assault that happened in the area, according to the San Diego County Sheriff's Office.

Upon arrival, they found the victim suffering from multiple stab wounds, deputies said. Despite attempted life-saving measures the woman was declared dead at the scene.

On Tuesday, the victim was identified by the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection, as Rebecca Marodi, 49, a 30-year firefighting veteran who was stationed in French Valley just north of Temecula.

Thus far into their investigation, Sheriff's Homicide Unit detectives have yet to identify a suspect or motive in the incident, but they suspect that Marodi "knew the perpetrator and are treating this case as a potential domestic violence incident."

According to Cal Fire officials, Marodi began her firefighting career in 193 as a volunteer firefighter in Moreno Valley. She then served as a seasonal Fire Fighter I from 1994 to 2000 in San Bernardino and Riverside before she was promoted to Fire Fighter II. In 2007, she was promoted to a Fire Apparatus Engineer and to Captain in 2022.

She was previously stationed in Perris, Home Gardens, Indian Wells, Menifee, North Rancho Mirage and Temecula before ending up with French Valley Station 83.

"Beyond her operational assignments, Captain Marodi was deeply involved in Peer Support and Hazmat, always prioritizing the well-being of her colleagues," the Cal Fire statement said. "Her legacy of mentorship, service, and dedication will be felt for years to come. Her passing is a profound loss to her family, friends, and all who had the privilege of working alongside her."

Anyone who knows more is urged to contact SDSO homicide detectives at (858) 285-6330.

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ANDOR trailer just dropped :marseyhappening:

I'm not a big starshit fan but this show is extremely kino. There's like two Chernobyl level monologues and the whole thing kicks off because the main character shoots two cops in the face for shaking him down and runs.

It's also written by Tony Gilroy and some other talent who worked on house of cards and stuff. There's a ton of pedigree behind it.

Not a fan of the music for this though. Hopefully they don't sell out to the extremely wingcucked part of the fanbase.

@Vegeta !gonks

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I've been found out :marseydisintegrate:

!wpd W

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I didnt like biden but my 401k misses him.

The instability, the trumpflation - really not good for folks that enjoy the market.

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Chinese foid writes the only actually intelligent post I've seen on X all day

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735284914w5iHrFYAm1qaRA.webp

Almost as if it isn't actually child safety that they care about

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:marseysmug2:

:marseysm#ug2:

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youtuber speedruns getting banned from sports betting apps for knowing finance
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I'm pretty sure my high school gf wore those jeans

Her butt looked really good in them and thats the tea, sis

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