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WALLLYYYY

:marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: it begins anew!

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I refused to go to my ex wife and her kid's funeral. And people are giving me crap over it. : confessions

					
					
					
	

				
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Wholesome s*x worker decides to search for a life partner on Twitter so she can become a stay at home mom [SURVEY INSIDE]

https://www.guidedtrack.com/programs/dkuryfl/run

We NEED as many dramatards as possible filling this out. If you're a lonely virgin then THIS IS YOUR FRICKING CHANCE !personalarmy !incels @lankyhands

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You could now face fines and jail time for using Ai in USA

!eurochads I was told that EU would ban and overregulate Ai...

What the frick is going on?!i

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Breakfast 2

Second clip

!animalposters !cats

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Trump orders advisers to "obliterate" Iran if it assassinates him

					
					

:marseyxd: :marseypearlclutch: :marseyinshallah:

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Elon zoomer forced to quit over chud remarks.

					
					

Chudmisa strikes again. No lives matter until chud lives matter.

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Banana award is live. Please apply bananas to this post to test.

sizing check

:#dkwould:

:dkwould:

:dkwould: with text

You'll also notice that I've forcibly reenabled the cursor Marsey for everyone. This is so you can appreciate the adorable cursor kong by @Elias_Acorn. You are welcome.

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!burgers !dramatards

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!nonchuds !chudmoment !g*mers !goyim

>That's curtains, th-ACK!

:#speechbubble:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16936554487795408.webp

>Pretty much. That is literally the dogshit writing dream te-ACK!

:!#speechbubble:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17340561076309214.webp

>Sucker Punch, insomniac, naughty dog and Santa Monica were some of my favourite studios. It's crazy how they have all fallen. I miss when gaming wasn't main stre-ACK!

:#speechbubble:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736886088-8AjNn6fCVVlCw.webp

ON THE LAST EPISODE OF THE GREAT NIPPONCAUST OF 2024-2025:

https://rdrama.net/post/303041/effortpost-culture-war-chimpout-cwc-32769

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Glorious Jihad conquers England

					
					
					
	

				
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https://old.reddit.com/r/Africa/comments/1iezval/the_battle_for_africa_is_happening_congo/machlny/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/Africa/comments/1iezval/the_battle_for_africa_is_happening_congo/mac96so/?context=8

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New Liberal :marseyclintongarrison: podcast asks why did young men break for Trump :marseydarktrump:? Neolibs :marseysoylentgrin:ask WHAT ABOUT REEEEEEMALES?!? :soyjaktantrumfast: :soyjaktantrumfast: :soyjaktantrumfast:

					
					
					
	

				
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So I met up with this :marseytrain: off Grindr and fricked him.

mtf, stereotype, communist, neurodivergent, type shit

Dude was rambling about some nonsense, and I just nodded along, waiting to get it over with. About an hour in, we got down to business and I fricked his butt (with a condom, obviously).

Tbh I felt kind of disgusted, but you know, neighbors just gotta take what they can get

It is what it is.


To find the mystical true femboy (biological male that passes as female with the exception of the peepee)

But as it turns out, they don't really exist or at least, they're so incredibly rare they might as well not exist

It's like finding a cryptid, but at the same time, trying to find that true femboy is almost addictive...

It's like gambling, trying to hit the jackpot.

"Maybe the next one... maybe just a few more profiles..."

Darn


Trans QUEEN in question. Dilapidated room , dirty carpet and greasy pikachu plushy an all!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738329674J_3A-W4yVmoQkQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738329674SHXG2izAxiDRhA.webp

!chuds :marseynull: lost another soldier in the r-slur war.....

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Early springcells be seething over six more weeks chads.

Woke up at 3 am, drove two hours and then walked three miles there and back to see this little neighbor say six more weeks of winter.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738541007IJ3Pp0OZ2PkvbA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738541016CHEp7-4321yikg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738541026X5U_eO29wL81nA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738541031Cs1_U-SvSaU6ZA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738541040MjeoQ0CdmP3prw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/173854104995hmYXk_29PooQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17385410535SKO3cOqyIJx5A.webp

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i wasn't aware the yank plane crash was this serious :marseywtf: :marseywtf: :marseywtf:

Reported by:
  • OutKongged : beautiful
  • Y : They ate after this post 💀
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Im positive this can solve world hunger

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Was this knit designer ripped off? :marseyscream:

Florence Spurling is a moderately popular knitwear designer who made her Scout Shawl pattern in 2021. It uses different color work designs "patchworked" together to form a shawl.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738199696MPB143JmLhJBGQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738199697CAx_LWEDWvrGYw.webp

Earlier this month a smaller designer named Susan Chin released her Quilt Star Scarf pattern. It has a similar shape and patchwork construction to Spurling's design.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738199697xNc2rhxhC1dhlw.webp

This has lead people to accuse Chin of plagiarism, which Spurling addressed in an instagram post see above and below

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738199698fSyyd0uJsoSF_w.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738199698Sa4pF32BB6vijw.webp

(I can't link to the post because Spurling later deleted it)

The scarves obviously have some similarities, but they also have some differences. Here's a list of what's the same and what's different that someone else wrote, speaking of plagiarism :

Both objects use Intarsia and Fair Isle/Stranded colorwork.

Both patterns have multiple blocks in different motifs, joined together as the finished object is worked.

Both patterns have colorwork charts. (Scout > Shawl is in full color; Quilt Star is in greyscale)

The border is not indicated on either pattern's chart.

Suggested Gauge for the two patterns; Scout Shawl suggests 28sts x 30rows for 10cm, using 3.5mm needles. Quilt Star suggests 28sts x 27 rows for 10cm using 2.5mm or 3mm needles.

Finished size for Scout Shawl is 181cm, 37cm deep

Finished size for Quilt Star is 150cm, 35cm deep

Scout Shawl relies on 5 colors and makes suggestions as to the color contrast if you don't use the same palette as the pattern. Color 1 is the garter stitch border.

Quilt Star relies on 8 colors. No contrast is suggested, only the colors recommended in the original pattern. Color 8 is the 1x1 rib border.

At least one motif in Scout uses 3 colors.

Each motif in Quilt uses no more than 2 colors.

Cast on is 8 stitches for Scout.

Cast on is 4 stitches for Quilt.

All sections on Scout meet at 90 degree angles.

Some sections on Quilt meet at diagonals, at ~45deg ish.

Scout has 10 distinct blocks and patterns.

Quilt has 7 (?) distinct patterns. There seems to be an error in the charts. I'm not sure my count is correct based on the charts alone. But it is certainly fewer.

Increases on Scout are M1L, Decreases are k2tog

Increases on Quilt are kfb, decreases are k2tog.

Scout's finishing has no special bind off for the remaining 8 stitches.

Quilt uses a seamed bind off for the 6 remaining stitches.

Motifs for Scout appear to be floral.

Motifs for Quilt appear to be star-them

Source

VERDICT: they're different patterns.

https://media.tenor.com/NekZAyven0gAAAAx/the-devil-wears-prada-ground-breaking.webp

This didn't stop people from stirring shit, because obviously you need to have an MFA to be inspired by patchwork, and only one person is allowed to be inspired by a thing.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738199698GntmsifEJf0N2g.webp

People (Spurling suck ups) went on social media to b-word, including leaving comments on the Ravelry page for Chin's scarf. (Ravelry is like letterboxd for knitting and crochet, and also a platform that many designers use to sell their patterns)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17381996982sH1ASYmG-yZUQ.webp

Source, but you need a Ravelry account to view

This lead to Chin taking the pattern down for sale. Satisfied with the results, Spurling deleted her post :marseysmug:. And so ends another chapter in the ongoing saga of insecure designers accusing others of plagiarism.


A few I remember from the last year:

A designer put out merch with "Knit Club" on a baseball caps. Well some other pattern designer has a community by that unique name and also has baseball caps merch (but none that actually say "Knit Club"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17381996991dG_fwb6J9mdBA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738199699-WHr6JiJCZuV0Q.webp

Source

"Only I'm allowed to be copy 1950s dresses!"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738199699IZk2_s-Pmj5VRg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738199699hVBVwOyIvJV3XA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738199795JRED0NWgAc14QA.webp

Source

"omg why are you so obsessed with me, stop copying me" macrame. Except her product looks like something posted earlier by someone else on TikTok. (If they look similar it's because there's only so much shit you can make with macrame and there's probably patterns for something like this in a book from the 70s)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738199700aQOzDGVnm9t4jA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738199700T2XlgLM9EOBpCQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738199700K6WZOmCZ_maZyw.webp

Source

One French company accused another French company of copying their, um… tailor clappers, test squares and pointer cowtools (these are pretty common cowtools that have existed for a long time, this like Milwaukee accusing Makita of stealing their idea of the hammer)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738199700_hXMYwWqq_3rpg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738199795AXHE4ObbxaFdWA.webp

Source


I forgot to add that while I agree with most of the commenters on the craft snark thread, look at this b-word trying to turn it into a race thing

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738201046B7lMpQxisNzC4g.webp

source

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Instead of using a steam :marseyfreeman: deck like a normal :marseyregular: person, some people need to soy out and get OFFICIAL nintendo :marseysoyswitch: switch :marseyjumpscare: controllers to use with their machine :marseycoinride: that already has controllers built in. Not only that, they're also tying it to the headrest of the person :marseychonkerfoid: in front :marseyviewerstare: of them (because frick the rich people who have the privilege to fly). Thankfully the top comments were able to escape :marseyaaajumpscare: the circlejerk of the subreddit :marseyreddit: and realize that this probably isn't a nice thing to do nor impressive. The funniest :marseypickle: part is that he has a tray table :marseyscaredthunderstorm: right :marseyveryworriedtrans: in front :marseyviewerstare: of him AND a custom case which has a kickstand.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738730582LqRQ-B4nARKwtw.webp

I NEED CONSTANT STIMULATION YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND FRICK YOU

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738730582FIx1Sev5ZO-8rw.webp

:marseybikecuck#:

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-04 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥Dear Americans. You will NEVER be forgiven./r/AskCanada (52K)47%20248
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔘Voting eligible Americans who deliberately abstained in the 2024 ge.../r/AskReddit (52M)69%16719
🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘The entire area around The White House is blocked off and restricted./r/pics (32M)62%10134
🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘The Best Way To Talk With A Fascist/r/theviralthings (173K)63%3745
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘How can I, 20F, best handle misogynistic comments from my 20M boyf.../r/Advice (2M)56%1681
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘My husband's Trump obsession has turned our home into a MAGA shrine.../r/stories (484K)60%1351
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘MAGA and Pro Trump restaurants to avoid?/r/ChicagoSuburbs (197K)61%1377
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Karoline Leavitt out the INSANE priorities of USAID over the years:.../r/XGramatikInsights (124K)59%1030
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘This is why I elected Donald J. Trump. Shut the IRS and Intelligenc.../r/conspiracy (3M)59%897
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Canada folded in a day./r/conspiracy (3M)54%698

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🤓🤓🤓🤓🔘Dear Americans. You will NEVER be forgiven./r/AskCanada (52K)47%20248
🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘Does anyone have a list of MAGA companies to not support?/r/Kirkland (8K)56%364
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘WY AA Bill allowing CRNAs to Supervise AAs passes Senate 29-2/r/srna (7K)46%129
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Canadians - if you feel the need to cancel your order VS is accomod.../r/VinegarSyndromeFilms (8K)54%141
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘The Best Way To Talk With A Fascist/r/theviralthings (173K)63%3745
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Local businesses to avoid?/r/Durango (10K)53%115
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Florida Panthers in the Oval Office/r/FloridaPanthers (35K)57%485
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘For anyone who can't make it to gump let's head downtown here/r/MobileAL (32K)50%353
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Snyderverse parallels. Brilliantly written and flawlessly executed..../r/SnyderCut (21K)56%252
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Am I a loser for playing Video games/r/AskGames (45K)52%468

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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CIT vehicle robbery in Durban Feb 2

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Today is Fork in the Road Day. The DOGE team should really meet Jed.

I had a small role in recruiting this man. He'd spent the last ten years leading engineering teams on a consumer product you've probably used, and he's just arrived in DC to work with the federal government. He started on Monday, and it's now Thursday night. I run into him at an event. He arrives late, and looks shellshocked.

How's it going? He's struggling to put words together. I'm worried. "I just left the office. I think everything's going to be okay." What is he talking about? "For the first day and a half, nothing. Then it was 'go to this agency and help them with this thing. It needs to go live on Thursday and there's a problem.' Yes, there was a problem. The data the service relied on….I've never seen a database like that. Ever." What do you mean? "1993. The guy couldn't find any other way to make it work. The vendors would have taken too long even if someone could justify the budget. So he just hacked it at nights and over weekends. Used whatever he could find and taught himself how to use it. The machine is ancient. The software has just been running since then. I'm amazed he managed to keep it running this long. It's a miracle. Either no one knew, or no one cared — my guess is that they were just happy to have something that worked at all. The guy's been keeping this going like this…I mean…I had no idea…I've never seen…." He's shaking his head and looking past me.

What happened? "First we just had to make sure we could get the data out somehow, make sure we had a copy. I mean, these records…they're the only copy. The whole system relies on this. People rely on this. To help real people. People who need help. If it had failed…" He really is in shock.

"I'd just never seen anything like this. I was afraid if I even touched it, it would all go poof. We got it out. It's okay…. It's okay now…But this guy…He's been keeping this together for 23 years…"

For a minute, I worry that he's angry. And that he might be angry at me for encouraging him to take this job. But I look in his eyes and it's not anger, it's awe. Respect. Admiration and gratitude for a public servant who has achieved the impossible. Made things work in spite of the rules, not because of them. "He made it work. He's the only guy who can run it. He knows it wouldn't work without him so he's deferred his retirement. I mean…he's extraordinary."

Extraordinary. A Silicon Valley technologist, the kind of person we champion as a savior of government, thinks that a career civil servant beyond retirement age with sorely outdated technical skills is extraordinary.

That career civil servant's name is Jed. The system he started building in the 1980s and maintained for decades before my friend came along was called VACOLS, the Veterans Appeals Control and Locator System. It started out serving just 400 users, and expanded to 17,000 across multiple parts of the VA system. Logic Magazine later interviewed him, and the backstory is well worth a read.

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https://old.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/1ihl7fe/destiny_2_star_wars_collaboration_trailer/

!g*mers

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!coons

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