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The new Starbucks CEO announced that Starbucks isn't a free hangout space anymore. That means you can only be in a Starbucks if you pay for something. This stops homeless people from living in a Starbucks and getting:

  • Free water

  • Free restrooms

  • Free all-day hangout space

A common complaint on /r/starbucksbaristas is that the staff are tired of having to deal with homeless people - they spend all day in the stores, lock themselves in the bathroom for hours at a time while shooting up, and they often have to call the police. For example:

we STILL get annoying incidents, because our DM told us we cannot deny the bathroom to anyone unless in extreme situations. so even when a homeless person wants the restroom, we have to let them in, and most of them take anywhere from 40 mins to an hour in the restroom and it's our only restroom. so partners AND other customers are stuck waiting. we've had to call the police multiple times because they refuse to come out or are doing hard drugs inside. someone has left needles in there before. it's a weird situation.

So you'd assume that there would be unanimous happiness at this news? You're wrong! The thread is 99% against this change.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736850402nbq2ybLOPHtrfA.webp

:soycry: water is a human right and the private company that I work for must supply it for free!


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736850402llcngpoY_WYK_g.webp

The third place is a concept for paying customers, it's not a social club for the homeless.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17368504027wSeklFGmtia4g.webp

:marseybrainlet:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736850402sPdiZHNOQiAIiA.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736850402HEU-wd7KCVckig.webp

Banning homeless people from keeping pets is the right option here.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736850402WQL3E6lpbFk30Q.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736850403tdEl9DwpjPTBVQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17368504039_2g-d1PCIAjsw.webp

I'm not going to sit in a Starbucks if there's a :marseystinky: in the corner.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736850403tuOaReytFrad0g.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736850403lbKPpYT-cdkxoQ.webp

I'm waiting for the lawsuits!


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736850403t_PD3YKw9RLtGg.webp

lol no it's about making Starbucks a decent place to be a customer again.


I'd give anything to not be shadowbanned on /r/starbucksbaristas anymore. These guys piss me off so much.

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:pancakes: :pancakes: :pancakes: WE ARE SO BACK :pancakes: :pancakes: :pancakes:
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!bookworms last week GRRM wrote an update on the new HBO schlock adaptation of his Dunk & Egg novellas.

Did I just read the words "Finish" and "Winds" in the same sentence? Am I dreaming? George? Are you promising me personally that WINDS OF WINTER will be complete by end of fiscal year 2025? In time for the holidays? Did you say that? I'm just going to go around believing that now.

OMG, A TWOW MENTION :#soyjakwow:

I can feel some new year optimism from George. I'm super excited for the Dunk and Egg adaptation, it looks good.

THIS TIME FOR REAL GUYS

https://old.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/1icwbb4/am_i_crazy_for_believing_grrm_about_twow_spoilers/

No. The super-cynical posture some people take here that he's not working on it at all, is some kind of fraud, etc. is just a perverse form of copium. It's just a way for people to not get their hopes up. It's pretty obvious that he's trying to get it done but he's slow, it's hard, and he has a lot of other things going on. But it's pretty obvious that he's been working on it and probably has a ton of material at this point. What that means about him being close to an actual release date or anything like that is less clear.

Asoiafbros, will Dany finally leave Westeros? Will Ser Robert Strong kill the faith of the cucks champion? Is Aegon fake? Is the pink letter real?

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The NFL says Racism is back for the super bowl, baby :marseyracist:

At his annual Super Bowl news conference Monday, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell strongly supported the league's policies designed to promote diversity at the club-employment level and said they would continue.

But during Super Bowl LIX, and with President Donald Trump apparently planning to attend on Sunday, the NFL might be making another kind of statement on the Caesars Superdome field itself. According to two league sources, who spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the discussions, league officials recently changed one of the slogans expected to be stenciled in the back of an end zone from "End Racism" to "Choose Love."

The game between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Philadelphia Eagles will mark the first time since February 2021 that "End Racism" is not included as a message in the back of a Super Bowl end zone.

The switch, conveyed internally to high-level employees earlier this week, could be perceived as a nod to the current political climate. Following the lead of Trump, who was inaugurated last month, many corporations and institutions are abandoning their diversity, equity and inclusion programs. Goodell did not follow suit when asked about the league's policies on Monday, saying he was "proud" of the league's diversity efforts.

"We got into diversity efforts because we felt it was the right thing for the National Football League," Goodell said. "And we're going to continue those efforts, because we've not only convinced ourselves we've proven it to ourselves โ€” it does make the NFL better."

!mensfootball discuss

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China :marseychinesedevil: caught :marseyflirt: being sneaky :marseyninja: again

:#marseychingchong:

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What are reasons Australians wouldn't want to visit the USA

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAustralian/comments/1ie25sg/what_are_reasons_australians_wouldnt_want_to/ma42so8/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAustralian/comments/1ie25sg/what_are_reasons_australians_wouldnt_want_to/ma42s0m/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAustralian/comments/1ie25sg/what_are_reasons_australians_wouldnt_want_to/ma41clf/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAustralian/comments/1ie25sg/what_are_reasons_australians_wouldnt_want_to/ma41hy4/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAustralian/comments/1ie25sg/what_are_reasons_australians_wouldnt_want_to/ma43n8f/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAustralian/comments/1ie25sg/what_are_reasons_australians_wouldnt_want_to/ma41uqv/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAustralian/comments/1ie25sg/what_are_reasons_australians_wouldnt_want_to/ma40x6h/?context=8

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Sัƒล™รญะฐ ะฐskรญng ล˜ussรญะฐn tะพ stะฐัƒ

@DaddyReagan whะพ รญs hะฐstฤผัƒ ล™unnรญng ะฐwะฐัƒ , b-word? Yะพu wะตล™ะต tะตฤผฤผรญng sะพmะตthรญng ะฐnd ร just dรญdnt undะตล™stะพะพd whะฐt wะฐs ัƒะพuล™ ั€ะพรญnt

:marseyjanny2:

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:marseysnoo:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1i964km/deadmau5_calls_out_fellow_dj_3lau_for_playing/

https://old.reddit.com/r/EDM/comments/1i93m83/deadmau5_going_straight_for_3laus_jugular/

:marseybluecheck:

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bro got caught watching train porn on the kids' tablet again, wife now thinks he's gay

					
					

Just saying, I was 6 years old when I discovered pornography on our family's shared computer through the search history. I guarantee your kids are more tech savvy than you think they are. If they can read, they can look up search history. If he's watching porn on your kids' tablet, there's a high likelihood they've been exposed to something already.

:#marseygroomer2:

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Take notice chuds
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r/SanFrancisco literally seething when they find out a pro-life march by the Catholic Archdiocese is happening tomorrow (like every year)

					
					

Thanks I'm just trying to get brunch tomorrow

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737753287h3EmrcpSwPPx_w.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737753217em4lVQPBxiH_Nw.webp

YASSSS QUEEEN let me reiterate that abortions hurt but I have no regrets and fully support them

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737753217Ii1iOh-ESLVRBw.webp

This guy is suggesting buying bricks and hurling them at Catholics. Based or nah?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737753529FoYDcQ_aN_A1yg.webp

https://www.lowes.com/pd/8-in-x-4-in-Clay-Red-Cored-Standard-Brick/5013595093

https://old.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/comments/1i8z4bc/beware_anti_abortion_folks_marching_from_civic/m8y5ik0/?context=8

"Hand them glasses of chunky milk" huh? :marseysurejan:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737753729P9YwAZ9cs6hMtg.webp

Based? Finally someone pointed out Latinx are the dominant Catholic community. What does it mean, though? Will they connect the deportations with the pro-life latinx demographic? :marseythinkorino:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737753908jwAoZvfSOgVe7Q.webp

AHHHHHH unironically gross and if you don't know they're talking about throwing a menstruation cup

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737754036bWHpQ6IkTgM1HA.webp

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Football Manager 25 cancelled
A Message from Sports Interactive, An Update on Football Manager 25

Sports Interactive regret to inform that, following extensive internal discussion and careful consideration with SEGA, we have made the difficult decision to cancel Football Manager 25 and shift our focus to the next release.

For the large numbers of you who pre-ordered FM25, we thank you enormously for your trust and support โ€“ we're very sorry to have let you down. Please see the FAQs below on obtaining your refund.

Development Update: Football Manager 25

We know this will come as a huge disappointment, especially given that the release date has already moved twice, and you have been eagerly anticipating the first gameplay reveal. We can only apologise for the time it has taken to communicate this decision. Due to stakeholder compliance, including legal and financial regulations, today was the earliest date that we could issue this statement.

We have always prided ourselves on delivering the best value for money games that bring you countless hours of enjoyment, that feel worth every moment and every penny you spend. With the launch of FM25 we set out to create the biggest technical and visual advancement in the series for a generation, laying the building blocks for a new era.

Due to a variety of challenges that we've been open about to date, and many more unforeseen, we currently haven't achieved what we set out to do in enough areas of the game, despite the phenomenal efforts of our team. Each decision to delay the release was made with the aim of getting the game closer to the desired level but, as we approached critical milestones at the turn of the year, it became unmistakably clear that we would not achieve the standard required, even with the adjusted timeline.

Whilst many areas of the game have hit our targets, the overarching player experience and interface is not where we need it to be. As extensive evaluation has demonstrated, including consumer playtesting, we have clear validation for the new direction of the game and are getting close โ€“ however, we're too far away from the standards you deserve.

We could have pressed on, released FM25 in its current state, and fixed things down the line - but that's not the right thing to do. We were also unwilling to go beyond a March release as it would be too late in the football season to expect players to then buy another game later in the year.

Through the cancellation, every effort is now focused on ensuring that our next release achieves our goal and hits the quality level we all expect. We will update you on how we are progressing with that as soon as we are able to do so.

Thank you for reading, your patience and your continued support. Our full focus now returns to creating a new era for Football Manager.

Sports Interactive

Must be pretty broken to have to cancel the game entirely.

!football

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:marseychudnny: Neighbors are finally waking up to the fact that Dems only used them for gibs :marseychuddance:
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How it started :chudsmug: how it's going :marseycrying:

@Hattie dozens of times an hour, til this week

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738218650hT3my4JftdRVBQ.webp

@Hattie today

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738218650Pkwz9JuEPsSbDw.webp

Context: jeet threatened to baitop /r/fednews, seethe central

:chudseethe: Muh cancer :marseycrying: they might fire me :marseysob: m-muh pension :taylorlorenzcrying: park rangers are vital to dark maga :marseysob:

:marseytrump: range in heck commie

!metashit !nooticers :truestor#ybro:

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Why are moids so desperate to pay for porn?

You can tell this account is either a moid larping or an uggo chinkess but that wont stop them.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738586107GIxXCdv0EaaX2w.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738586107bwt1QILLvzgodg.webp

!moidmoment

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CIT vehicle robbery in Durban Feb 2

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ADL has demonstrated themselves to be a colonial, imperialist propaganda tool. Weren't they founded to overturn Leo Frank's conviction in 1913 under the pretense of antisemitism? The 21 member grand jury voted unanimously to convict him for the murder of Mary Phagan of which four were Jews. The claims since that Frank was tried because he was a Jew framed by racist Southerners feels like a conspiracy, especially given Greenblatt's leaked interview re: tt. Veracity is a difficult thing to measure in a society governed by profit. (1)

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https://old.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/1i6szwa/comment/m8fc2ek/?context=8IDK man, the "saying Israel can't kill Palestinians means you're antisemitic" group defending Elmo doesn't really hold much ground. (6)

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Just shows how the ADL at the core exists to further the Zionist cause, not to fight antisemitism.They stretch so far to call things antisemitic when it suits them, but stretch so far to not call it out when it doesn't suit them to call it out. (17)

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recently I read a whore justify herself with evolution, and learned that the peepee displaces other men's c*m because we're born for free love. We're whores at heart, every womyn was a frick machine until fundies put us everywhere in chains.

This is based on a few studies, here's one

Results obtained by modifying an artificial peepee suggest that the coronal ridge is an important morphological feature mediating semen displacement...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738470160e1iTHlnGwDsgfQ.webp

basically they made fleshlights and tested how well the plastic peepee removed semen from the tube. that's the kind of hands-on science we know and love :marseyclapping: :sciencejak:

but think about it, does semen really stay in there long enough that "displacing" after has a huge advantage? Certainly it's useful, but how much? insemination happens pretty quickly so the lingering sperm probably isn't going to inseminate her if the ejaculation didn't. And even then the rest is fully removed in five days. So either everyone was having Aella gangbangs, the returns are diminishing, or perhaps there's an alternative explanation.

The ones I found were "Structural Integrity" and "Pleiotropy" but those are anti-climactic

With the help of my friends, I've erected a fourth, and final, theory.

The blood plunger

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738470160JwMvx2ivqD9F5Q.webp

BLOOD is a bigger barrier to insemination than sperm I think. Since we've not always had lovey-dovey foreplay for some enjoyable, LUBRICATED s*x, I imagine vaginal trauma was more common. I.e. :rape:

After all, what big "sexual ingredient" isn't necessary at all for impregnation?

That's right, the female orgasm.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738470160E7jzxgq9lLSNyg.webp

Now look, I'm not exactly happy with this conclusion, I'm not an incel I have female friends, r*pe is bad.

But I do believe I'm onto something here for a PURELY MECHANICAL QUESTION without any ethical extensions.

A question posed and answered in the spirit of Die frรถhliche Wissenschaft

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738470160GLTAed-XSsRinA.webp

In short, the blood produced during s*x would prevent or severely inhibit insemination, and the peepee plunges it out.

Have I convinced you?

Now I'm not a scientist, but I do know the contact information for the real scientists who've published the original studies, and I drafted the following:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738470160NHh85gDYwe0aMA.webp

I honestly just want to bounce this idea off you guys and get some help with the draft. how well would an academic receive this

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Usaid cutout mentions KF (time 12:14)
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I made Chili Colorado tonight! :marseylickinglips:

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Not even a think like a doctor post. Just pure personal drama and what the frick is with refusing decisions rather than just saying they'll look into it.

Patient presents to where I volunteer at with severe lithium/depakote zombie brain. The kids I having severe difficulties with thought processing so the place I work at talked about lowering to 400mg and 750mg depakote. His psychiatrist told us that he refused because I am not a psychiatrist and the on-staff is just a nurse despite decisions being made agreed by an actual psychiatrist. He can't even dress himself at current treatment. It's kind of sad that the goal is that he is capable of dressing himself within the first month and if unable begin transfer to higher level of care.

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