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:malefeminist: at reddit protest

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738789106FL4uz-PXYo2pgA.webp :#malefeminist:

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Richard Hanania receives $15 tax payer dollars for his NGO :marseyemojilaugh: On this episode of the datarepublican saga!

Deaf anime avatar creates easy to search website of NGO data. Specifically focused on USAID at the beginning but slowly expanding to more site

https://datarepublican.com/award_search/

Rightoids use this to find millions of tax dollars going to libtards making more than them

They speculate that DOGE is now going to destroy the libtards :marseyletsgo:

But wait. What about looking inward into rightoids receiving money?! :marseythonk:

Well someone searched Hanania and found he had an NGO. And also there's someone name "Shlomo Hanania" :marseyemojilaugh:

But it turns out he's only received $15 :marseyemojilaugh: So three months of Peepee Hanania's substack somehow made it into some Fed's budget :marseyemojilaugh:

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Anglo migrant in Japan cuckposts about Kurd BVLLS on behalf of indigenous Nihhonese

The Japanese birth rate is so low they now have to import yts to be Japanese nationalists

:marseychingchongitsover:

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More like B-word McConnell :marseycarlos:

!r-slurs !ableists !chuds !nonchuds

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EFFORTPOST Wake up babe, Concord 2 3 4 dropped

Have any of you heard of Unknown 9?

If you haven't- I don't blame you. I haven't either. Apparently it's a 4-month old :marseybib: game developed by Reflector Entertainment who also made... uhh this game and it's DLCs.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738344292ql03dT-Ly_sUCg.webp

This screenshot gives a lot away but fear not, it was published by Bandai Namco, the guys who made the Dark SoulsTM of videogames :marseysolaire: :bonfire: These guys know a good investment when they see it, and at 50 eurobucks (USD to EUR is almost 1:1 at the time of writing :marseydespair: !eurochads), a price comparable to that of God of War 2022 :marsey300: (50 EUR, 95% rating), HOI 4 :marseyhitler: (50 EUR, 90% rating) and Mount & Blade: Bannerlord II :marseynapoleon2: *editor's note: why are there so many MLP emojis when querying 'horse' (50 EUR, 87% rating(should be 100)), it is sure to deliver the same experience, right? :surejan:

Well, from the screenshot you might have noticed that the ratings are mediocre: 49%. But that does not tell the whole story.

Unknown 9 currently has 7 concurrent players :marseyemojilaugh:, 11 player 24-hour peak :marsey2::x::marseyemojilaugh: and a 285-player all-time peak :marsey3::x::marseyemojilaugh: [1]. This means it is mogged by the likes of Gollum 2023 :marseythegrey: at 758 all-time high [2], 6 year old rockstar game Red Dead: Redemption 2 :marseybountyhunter: at almost double the rating [3], a 2023 unity slavshit game Contraband Police at almost double the rating and half the price :marseyrussianmutt: [4] and absolutely mogged by LEWDAPOCALYPSE, which has double the concurrent players, double the rating, and 1/50th of the price :marseynut: [5].

IGN gave Unknown 9 a 9(-4) rating [6], so is it really that bad?

Looks pretty bad, but is this the lowest we can go? Just some failed garbage from an upcoming studio, but is that it? Can't we do worse?

Heck no! It was in the works for at least 4 years, and was supposed to be a tans-media project, "including video games :marseysoyswitch:, film :marseyprojection:, and books (!bookworms):marseyreading:, for example. Unknown 9 was conceptualized as an ongoing series, spanning podcasts https://media.tenor.com/VjhW9P8MobkAAAAx/obsessed-joe.webp , comics :marseyspiderman2:, and even a web series :marseykarkat:, many of which have already been released." [7]. So you've been laughing at Concord for having an Amazon episode despite being a dead game- well, you've seen nothing yet kid. This shit was supposed to be massive, at least according to the cited source (I didn't check further (yes how could you tell, I work in academia :marseygigachad:)). It was supposed to be the next fricking star wars by the looks of things, expecting to bank on their notoriety to create the equivalent to Netflix's Witcher [7] (which is not something to be proud of tbh). While we have no numbers on the project costs, one might imagine that a AAA game with massive marketing like that would've cost a lot. While we do not know how much exactly the project did cost, it is hardly believable that some unknown studio with 0 releases might have funded it. Indeed, the studio is owned by the publishers- Bandai Namco, who can probably afford to throw money around [8]. Looking at their website and LinkedIn is pretty funny as well, considering that they have announced that they will cease support for the game [8].

But you don't have to trust me, you can view the official gameplay trailer posted on Playstation's account and come to your own conclusions:

The lore/narrative trailer, which is just as stupid, can be found at

TL;DR?

Well, it's about a brown woman :wavyhairblackjack: with supernatural abilities :marseygoku:. Kind of like Forespoken from 1 2 years ago :marseydespair: if anyone remembers that.

"Unfortunately, part of Hoerdt's statement confirmed several staff members would be made redundant, including back-office employees, and given severance packages, further health benefits, access to counseling services, and "proactive" career planning support." [7]. Lmao imagine getting free counselling from a company that fired you. I would probably take that as an insult, equivalent to one of those "reddit cares" messages :marseyropeyourself2:. One might accuse me of using a chuddy source, but the same website compliments Unknown 9's use of "stepping powers", which states that "Stepping is the ability to project one's mind into the consciousness of another, by way of the Fold. While Stepping, one has access to the weaponry, strength, and intellect of a given vessel, and may fully control their actions." [9]. A totally true statement which has never been done before.

Here's Cr1tikal AKA Charlie AKA penguinz0 explaining it probably better than I do (it's the weekend and I've had several drinks already :marseyhungover:):

He quotes the investment value into the IP at 100 million $ [citation needed]

In conclusion: 1) gaming in 2025 is dead, do not bother. 2) Nominative Determinism is true- the game was titled Unknown 9, and it remained unknown. For anyone running any sort of business- watch what you name your product.

@Ninjjer @Losercel please ping !g*mers

!kino

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:marseyglow: they are talking about the Vegas shooting :marseyshutitdown:
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r/ainbow plots a terrorism. Or maybe not. Wink. :marseywink:

					
					

Map of homophobic churches in the Oaklawn/Turtle Creek Gayborhood. Information in comments. Something you could do.

:soysmugtalking#: https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738840627mR1ZX73lFs4rKw.webp

Would be a shame if something...happened...to those churches.

No it would be a shame, since they would play the victim. Also, that can be used as an excuse to not do mapping.

"Won't someone rid me of this medelsome priest?"

Don't spaypaint swastikas on those churches. Definitely don't throw a brick through their pretty windows. Absolutely do not call in a bomb threat during service. All of these things are illegal, and I'll remind you that we are a country where laws are respected and followed.

/u/Own-Weather-9919 very feminine of you

https://media.tenor.com/9DIXdWRfPXkAAAAx/that-was-way-too-short-k-brandon.webp

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Sound on for raccoon noises.

!coons


					
					

not Haivng him as Ur lock Screen bcuz Ur ashamed of His Face ? That Just means U guys are a Private , Introverted , Discrete Couple . not Like all those other Gross weirdos Doing PDA on the Tram !! cant Stop stalking Ur hotter Exes On their Socials ? it's Because U Kno they Cant Compare 2 Ur Boyfriend's GROUNDED, DOWN TO EARTH , UNIQUE hotness <3

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-06 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘While attending a media day event, Travis Kelce said "it's a great .../r/Fauxmoi (5M)64%3647
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Lets all just get along :)/r/GenZ (427K)57%1552
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Trump & Elon are right and doing a GREAT job, Reddit is wrong and n.../r/TrueUnpopularOpinion (148K)56%676
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Society isn't serious enough/r/The10thDentist (303K)60%524
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘I was unaware that growing old made your cheekbones grow disproport.../r/GGdiscussion (5K)52%408
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Am I wrong for letting my 8 year old changer her brothers diaper?/r/amiwrong (432K)53%409
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Why everyone's against Trump's plan? It's not so bad/r/IsraelPalestine (96K)49%373
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘RGV Businesses: Fly your American flag upside-down as a sign of dis.../r/RioGrandeValley (61K)49%322
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Handy Chart of EVERY Socialist regime tried in the 20th century and.../r/austrian_economics (51K)53%340
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Try not to disappoint, Henry./r/GGdiscussion (5K)47%294

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🤓🤓🤓🔘🔘I was unaware that growing old made your cheekbones grow disproport.../r/GGdiscussion (5K)52%408
🤓🤓🤓🔘🔘Try not to disappoint, Henry./r/GGdiscussion (5K)47%294
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘COME STAND WITH US!!/r/Oceanside (11K)49%117
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Well, well, well…./r/realhousewivesofSLC (35K)57%296
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Handy Chart of EVERY Socialist regime tried in the 20th century and.../r/austrian_economics (51K)53%340
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘RGV Businesses: Fly your American flag upside-down as a sign of dis.../r/RioGrandeValley (61K)49%322
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Passport Design Concepts for Kashmir/r/Kashmiri (26K)53%142
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Trump & Elon are right and doing a GREAT job, Reddit is wrong and n.../r/TrueUnpopularOpinion (148K)56%676
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Why everyone's against Trump's plan? It's not so bad/r/IsraelPalestine (96K)49%373
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Anyone here attending the protest today?/r/PeoriaIL (23K)50%83

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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new Former Gifted Kid discourse just dropped
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City in third world country is finally making headway on their rat problem

New York literally just invented garbage cans :mjlol:

I'm sure it cost the city tens of billions of dollars to pilot this program.

Orange sight: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42918425

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:toadcelebrate: you're going to be so happy

					
					
					
	

				
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Some pics of me and my coons.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738867745ofkOd60eHybRLQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738867745IPOh8_-eGyMrpw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738867746CVUkOjnnSEjZnw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738867747_8jNitvn5Qn6bA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738867747dEcBp6noDBZViA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738867748NFJLAGH9Btf5iA.webp

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BROCK'S FIRST NIGHT SLEEPING WITH US! :soycry:

Literally crying.

!animalposters !cats

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Kafkaesque Chinese pig toss

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738846716soQbtUwyq3rNEw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738846716cB7ivcqTei8pag.webp

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Rate my homeless chic outfit.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738756916sfnYdKfjMuGpyw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17387569169MfUk3mc4L19lA.webp

Drugs or Lyme?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738757499x-j5SFUcshgZ1Q.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738757499T0b2xWVd5laYPQ.webp

Also these:

Olivia Rodrigo is the new Selina Gomez:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17387570082YCUXDjfTVeIiA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738757010lX5olV9MjD_Oew.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738757013frFYmEKHOOLGOA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738757015Mxft1kVVNTrlgg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17387570163ECF35PfQHBxDw.webp

FLEXIN:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738757059sJb28T7OUuVOHA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738757059p2UBERY2yFLKqA.webp

!tmz

!fashion

@jesus

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USAID sponsored this

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738850844a4uWIDE7tSJpqw.webp

Like for real nafo presence died by a lot after USAID stoped Jfl

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SERENE RUSTY

:marseybeanrelieved: :marseyspa: :marseycalm: :marseyknifecat:

!animalposters !cats

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Musk's Team Receiving High School Credit for Running Government :marseyemojilaugh:
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BETS INSIDE Ted has forced my fricking hand, I didn't want to do this.

Just kidding it's a fricking goomble thread.


Will there be human-to-human transmission of H5N1 Bird Flu before the fricking start of white-boy summer, b-word?

(White boy summer starts on June 20th. Mark your calendars.)

Yes, there will be a fricking credibly documented case of human-to-human transmission before the fricking start of white-boy summer. - 28 bets

Nothing ever happens. - 53 bets


I will provide a fricking four hundred (400) marseycoin bounty if you are the fricking first to send me an article from a fricking credible source reporting human-to-human transmission. If nobody sends an article to me by June 20th, I will spend five (5) minutes searching online. If I do not find an article by the fricking end of those five minutes, chudjak wins the fricking bet.

!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !edgelords

closed.

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Saudi Arabia's new anthem is going to slap

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738894171BHj19k5zqoK7Ww.webp

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someone got to gym earlier than me and took my treadmill :marseyraging:

its over

Now playing: Aquatic Ambience (Ephixa Remix) (DKC).mp3

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