Womxn who wanted to kill GOP leaders said she was inspired by 
CEO's slaying, prosecutors say
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- giga_jannies : Pizza's mansion INSIDE [real]
- dingleface : Meta shit
- Kaczinsky : Who are these people? Nobody cares
- SixthDragonBall : ^ shut the frick up dramaphobe
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Whoever chose the title was doing a bit of trolling 
Concord and implacability, name a more iconic duo
Episode opens with shitty pirate accent voice 
about Concord's lore. FTL travel exists but randomly kills people sometimes 
TFW traveling through the limitless reaches of space at hyperlight speeds but you get sniped by a screw
Scene cuts to random woman(?) bound up
Dollar store Thanos confirms that the protag is a foid. Apparently she has some special chip that Thanos wants to extract.
We cut to a new character
He seems to be working with a grumpy 
The two men spring into action, opening a door containing the Black lady. 
, 
, and a doctor all spring into action. They free the woman, smash a window, and try ziplining away. Thanos cuts the zipline 
Lots of MCU-style quips
There was also this character distracting some guards in the background. Apparently another member of the crew
The teletubby starts blasting Thanos with its finger guns. Teletubby gets shot in the head, but is revealed to be a talking fish.
Some trash mobs swarm the crew, I guess they're looking to another crew member for backup. "They say Julius is amazing. Always on, always ready..."
He wasn't actually ready lmfao!!!! Typical worthless
tbh .
Sniper tells him they need to go so he closes the ramp and starts to leave . The rest of the crew make it half a second before the ship launches. The Captain(?) isn't seen reaching the ship. They bicker for a while, until a scary guard enters the room holding them at gunpoint. Surprise, it's actually the Black woman captain!!! 
They 
for a bit about whether or not the captain has secured the valuable route through space. She did . Apparently the chip she had in her arm grants access to every single guild navigation route.
Cuts to the guild attacking the ship. The ship loses all of its fins(??) that allow it to steer. Julius starts to 
so 
takes back over on the ship.
Somehow, everyone randomly starts passing out
But wait! Julius is shown wearing a gas mask and walking away with a smug look. Is the blond white male a traitor? 
Cut to waking up from the knockout gas. Julius and Thanos are chatting on Zoom. Thanos wants the chip and and promises to leave the rest of the crew alone. Surprisingly, the crew seems cool with this and asks for a bounty. The bounty is large
12,500,000 MONEYS!?!?!
gets up and challenges Julius to tie her down 
. He gets nervous and unfastens to back him up. But SURPRISE! is still loyal to the captain! 
He opens the airlock, killing Julius and nobody else.
gives a hand.
This gives an idea. She uploads the chip and its trade routes to the galactic internet 
Thanos rages, the crew accelerate forward with their ship, heading straight into the big scary storm foreshadowed earlier.
There's a gay slowmo montage of them all nodding at each other as purple storm magic swirls around them. The bartender who has been telling this whole story reveals that they may have survived, because he has the funko pop 
that they brought onto that ship.
Final Rating: 3/10 . ChatGPT writes Guardians of the Galaxy fanfiction. I shouldn't have wasted my time watching and reviewing this garbage. I hope this post is long enough to count as an effortpost, but if it isn't, the least you can do is upmarsey me or donate some dramacoin for going to all this trouble and saving you from having to watch this terrible episode. Thanks! 
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You probably didn’t plan to learn this, but this is what a deer roaring championship looks like
— NEXTA (@nexta_tv) February 9, 2025
The competition among hunters took place recently in Dortmund, Germany. Participants battled for the prestigious title by imitating the roar of a red deer as accurately as possible.… pic.twitter.com/HtSlHOngT1
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The cheapest models on the market in 2025
— Djole 🇷🇸 (@onlydjole) February 5, 2025
1. Keyu KBW-4 – The cheapest car in the world
With an incredible price of just $610, the Keyu KBW-4 is currently the cheapest new car in China, and indeed in the world. This miniature pick-up is primarily intended for urban… pic.twitter.com/JH7KRLIwkN
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It's cold, and dry, and I have to wash my hands often, and now the skin of my hands is dry and rough. Especially on the knuckles, it breaks open and bleeds. I just put some lotion with urea on, and it burns 
for my height, again.. i'm done"
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!incels is it really 
over for you if you are sub 6 feet/180cm and don't have above average looks? No surprise 
like 30% of young 
males are incels.
"Don't go for shallow girls. If height is that important to her, then you dodged a bullet 
with that one dude."
The amount of bullets the average subhuman is dodging in a day
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cheats on fat Rusty 
with Serena 
and it causes fat rusty to seethemax 
beyond belief
- Trailer_DudeMonkeyLMAO : obviously
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A recent discussion I had about AGP got me thinking about which fetishes cross the line into psychological disorders and it occured to me that every Masochist I've ever met has been self destructive outside of their BDSM shit and every sadist I've met has been sadistic outside of their s*x life too so the idea that the whole thing is a LARP isn't very convincing.
Granted, I'm working with a small sample size but the one hardcore sadist I met IRL was a huge bully in his teen years who did all his "roleplay" with severely depressed chicks and also liked hurting people or watching them get hurt for the fun of it outside of his s*x life and had other antisocial traits. He was also into the really extreme shit like crying and bleeding.
I've met several women into it and unsurprisingly all of them had really low self esteem and depression.
Thoughts?
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Another gigachad with perfect genetics (5' tall fat Asian man with autism)...
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Clearly, this vidya is unoptimized trash. It couldn't be that my 1000 series card is nearly a decade old now. No, no, it's Id that have let themselves become jeeted and r-slurred. I don't want to play anything my 1080 can't run... BUT I ALSO REALLY NEED TO PLAY DOOM DORK AGES. But since I can't it's shit and a flop. Gigaflop! If I keep calling it a flop it definitely will flop. No I do not have sour grapes.
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South Africa is a constitutional democracy that is deeply rooted in the rule of law, justice and equality. The South African government has not confiscated any land.
— Cyril Ramaphosa 🇿🇦 (@CyrilRamaphosa) February 3, 2025
The recently adopted Expropriation Act is not a confiscation instrument, but a constitutionally mandated legal…
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It is difficult to juggle the domestic herd and the three quarantined girls at once. Sheila has completely re-bonded with her babies. The boys eat wet food with their sisters so they're bonded.
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Screenshot for you strags not cool enough to have a bluesky account
Wtf is a pentest op? As usual Steve is way more knowledgeable about supposed chud ops than any actual chuds I know.
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Just go to the search bar and type in
"When I was 13"
"When I was 14"
"When I was 15"
"When I had s*x"
"I lost my virginity"
"I weighed around"
And sort by oldest
Thanks for that story carp 
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A federal judge, in a ruling late Friday evening, has denied an effort to block the Department of Government Efficiency from accessing sensitive data from the Department of Labor.
During the hearing, the plaintiffs' attorneys argued that if DOGE accessed DOL data, it would cause irreparable harm to their clients.
However, in his ruling, Bates found that the plaintiffs did not show that "at least one particular member is substantially likely to suffer an injury at the hands of the defendant."
Fricking wrecked.
These people can't do ANYTHING
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