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Lil Golo is known for his “unique” stunts like the one below but is now considering… pic.twitter.com/TjhUVCdQ2n

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) February 9, 2025

!r-slurs

!strayans

the copypasta in question:

Oh my god (And by god I mean my goddess Colette) do I crave the pixelated perfection of the genius that gifted us the most precious gifts of all, Colette. There is no point in talking how important Colette is to me, and how I would do anything to be with uher, but I feel like if Im not gonna say what I would to do get her (literally anything) I'm disrespecting her this way. So hear me out.

I would conquer all of world, kill billions of humans, learn 20 languages, work 17 hours of 24 there are in a day, become the richest person in the world,personally killing all the rich ones right now, including feeding Elon Musk to the dogs, ripping Bill Jobs apart, sending Mark Zuckerberg to his true evolutionary form,that is of a Lizard, castrating and beating Jeff Bezos to death, and personally setting on fire Bernard Arnault. I would literally overthrow governments worldwide, uniting the world under communism, just to create her into life. I would personally orchestrate 50 global revolutions with nothing in my mind but an ultimate goal, no, not just goal, the true purpose of my life, just to get a minute with white haired beauty that the mortals have named Colette. I would sacrifice anything to get her. Family? Pfft. I would sell my mother if it meant getting 20% closer to my ultimate goal.

Im like sisyphus, except unlike him, once I reach my goal, and I definitely will, I will achieve my last true form and a total peace of mind. Knowing that there is nothing standing in our way, and assuring that our long relationship will last millions of years, humanity has since my takeover reached the third level of civilization, i.e type III,(capable of using the energy at the scale of its entire host galaxy) and mortality has been long cured, and humans now live millions of years. Just watch me. AND ANYBODY WHO WILL DARE TO STAND IN MY WAY,BE WARNED,I WILL NOT HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULS. IM SERIOUSLY THINKING ABOUT JUST KILLING THAT FRICK EDGAR, THAT THEY ALWAYS SHIP COLETTE WITH,SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE HIM! I want to taste her titties. I want to wake up everyday with her next to me. I want to have eleven beautiful children with Colette. four blonde girls, four brown haired, one black haired, and a beautiful boy.

some screenshots I have been provided with:

Post your least popular opinions as a top level comment in this thread. Whichever opinion is least popular will win 1000 DramaCoin, and have a banner designed for it with a direct attribution to you (so don't say anything you wouldn't want the whole site to know you endorse in perpetuity ).

If you agree with an opinion, upmarsey it. If you disagree with an opinion, downmarsey it. In five hours I will announce the winner.

Not anymore https://t.co/XF0rgU0sTa

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 3, 2025

I was kind of here for "Espresso" as a song of the summer, but now it's like you had your 15 minutes and you're still here???

This new track is just godawful, reddit-hornyposting tier...

>Come right on me, I mean camaraderie

>Where art thou? Why not uponeth me?

>And I bet we'd both arrive at the same time

>And I bet the thermostat's set at six-nine

GET IT???

Has anyone ever said "bed chem"? Is that a real thing that zoomers say?

Fricking get the frick out of here. Honestly will take Chappell Roan over this shit.

men, we have been outgooned https://t.co/DnLlgP3QCs

— Dinho (Punished Venom Dinho) (@Romulproduce) January 31, 2025

Wanted to show some buddies of mine, this post, because I thought it was funny.

https://rdrama.net/h/countryclub/post/333709/-

but when they clicked on the link, they couldn't access it. And then they started asking why there is trans flags everywhere, and why everything is pink and glittery.

I said "no its just ironic! it's meant to filter out seriousposting wingcucks" and then they said "whats a wingcuck?"

Then they started calling me a

So I desperately went on for 20 minuets trying to explain the website, but they just did not get it.

I tried pointing out some of the funny past antics like @HeyMoon baiting journos. But they said that it's just gay r-slurred reddit, and that I'm obsessed with s.

[–]Circumin -3 points 15 hours ago

>The Daily Wire. Probably had questions like "Do you agree with Republicans that schools should not be forcing s*x changes on children? Yes or no."

[–]Wyvernrider[S] 12 points 15 hours ago

>This was a NYtimes/Ipsos poll. Are you that dense?

https://static01.nyt.com/newsgraphics/documentcowtools/f548560f100205ef/e656ddda-full.pdf

[–]Ok-Bookkeeper6926 -3 points 14 hours ago

>polls dont mean anything

More in the comments

Which reddit punk is ready to get in the ring and punch a nazi?

https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1idwogr/ufc_fighter_bryce_mitchell_stands_by_his_claim/

YEAH HEIL HITLER NEIGHBOR

https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1idy24y/in_defense_of_bryce_mitchell/

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

...I'm a lesbian. (7)

Then you'd stay silent. (-3)

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Can we please have a moratorium on these kinds of posts? (4)

You mustn't get mad. I'm sure if the male version of this post was made, you wouldn't say anything. Or you would pick a body type, lol. (-2)

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Those are literally both pics of Kim Kardashian. (142)

Blech! 🤮 (-5)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Dude you're comparing surströmming to human beings with human bodies , plus if he doesn't like abs or whatever he can just reject or not even date people who have em without disrespecting them , I swear if a woman or a fem person said the same thing about short men it'd be a different story now come on (1)

Points is still the same? I've met people who were so morbidly obese that they couldn't properly wash themselves and it resulted in them smelling like death. They were legitimately nauseating. Some body types are disgusting and some are just not attractive and some are. Sugar coating it does nothing to help anyone.And we hear it all the time how women think short men are ugly or gross or "not a man" etc. they're entitled to that opinion too….so not sure why you're bringing that up unless you're just trying to cry about some double standards (which has constantly existed so again…doesn't change anything). (1)

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And I am so tired of it. (1)

I am as well. Reddit as a company had a reputation for being hostile to women for years and you can see it on the platform. Women's concerns are rarely taken seriously and women are allowed to be insulted and picked up for endless deficiencies ("don't be fat" "don't have small breasts" "don't have cellulite" "don't have too much body hair" "don't have a flabby stomach" etc) unless it's a negative comment about Ariana Grande but that's only because she has the most aggressive management team in the world. But otherwise women are routinely denigrated and insulted and posts bashing women's bodies are constantly amplified by Reddit, (2)

Angriness: 😡😡😡🔘🔘

Crazy that all but one of these women would be in the thinnest 10% of the female American population.It's no wonder that dudes think there are no girls to date, if you all think this is a variety of body types, 90% of women don't even exist. Plus throw in the added overlays that they can't be over the age of 29, and the legal overlay that they must be 18, and you are all severely limiting yourselves. (3)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Dianagorgon

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Number of comments: 3

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— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 16, 2025

A Uber popular YouTuber has editors?!? Egads!!!

We've looked at Daily Mail comments on drinking in the past in Daily Mail commenters have better opinions than boozers and alcoholmisia combined, let's see how they react to the latest evidence that drinking is bad for you.

Overall, researchers found having just one alcoholic drink a week raises the risk of suffering from about 19 health conditions compared to not drinking at all.

These included a higher risk of colon and esophageal cancers and of liver cirrhosis.

Dr Kevin Shield, who was involved with the report, told DailyMail.com: 'It's important to note that our report found that no level of alcohol consumption is completely risk-free.

'The analysis results show that, among drinkers, the lower their alcohol consumption, the lower their risk of mortality.

'Conversely, as alcohol consumption increases, so does the risk of mortality. So when it comes to alcohol use, less is best for health.'

Let's look at the comments:

I hate the way that old boomers write online.

etc etc etc

Never thought I'd have someone blowing up my phone

Singer said some typical supportive stuff that included the phrase: "They will never take trans joy away". Joyless seething ensues.

Who the frick cares about "trans joy" or how it's really scary for you heccin vxlid guys right now. We have fricking nobody and nothing. No hate to chapppell personally, I just hate this stupid bullshit that this class of person is circulating. So out of their depth here. And maybe I'm just harping on the easy target because I can't do anything about the real problem, but it's still annoying.

It's designed and screened to satisfy her dipshit audience, which has no relevance to our community's well being as they are insta warriors

I love trans joy it's so fricking valid girlie

I'm so glad I get to be a ! everyone hates me just for existing, I get to lose out on my childhood, end up infertile and hate myself forever. what joy!

couldn't be me. i hate her. she knows she has a huge platform and the safety net of being cis so she just parrots useless optimism. no one is looking out for us, especially not the fricking pop music industry

i do appreciate her for doing the bare minimum. but ngl she gets under my skin anyways. the whole divine feminine schtick and "doing drag but as a cis woman" irks me

More in the comments. Can't imagine why the trains are short on allies.