Hello once again my lovelies. Because nothing says drama like chaos and a broken voting process, we're back with a surprise twist for the Dramatard of the Year award! In true site fashion, the original vote has been thrown into disarray thanks to:

1. Nominee withdrawals (they said they were "too good" for this, smh).

2. Incorrect nominee names (classic).

3. Janitor interference (the plot thickens ).

4. Indian cyberattacks (you know who you are).

It's giving Miss Universe 2015, but with less Steve Harvey and more Reddit-tier clownery.

After sorting through the mess, two nominees have emerged as the undeniable favorites, being effectively tied in votes after the dust has settled. To make this a truly fair contest, let's settle this once and for all with a sudden death vote! The finalists are:

@BWC

A Brazilian sigma wrapped in a mystery and sprinkled with a touch of spice. I'll be honest—I have no idea what this guy's deal is because I haven't been around much, but apparently, you all love him. Or at least tolerate him enough to make him a finalist. Is it the mystery? The charisma? The raw chaotic energy? Who knows, but they're here, and they want the crown.

@J

The brilliant mind behind @CrossTalkPM, restoring the lost art of pinging to the masses after the Reddit admins cruelly took away that beloved feature back in the olde subreddit days. A true hero of petty grievances, J restored order to our chaotic kingdom when we needed it most.

This is it, folks: two enter, one leaves. Will the crown go to the Brazilian sensation, or the bot-building champion of our ping-deprived hearts? You decide.

And yes, as always, I've asked ChatGPT to write this because I'm lazy. But hey, if you wanted a better announcement, you should've voted for me as janitor of the year.

Happy voting, and may the most dramatic win! 🌈

Dramatard of the Year

$50,000 mbux + Profile Badge

It's been decade after decade of sheer nonsense on here

The President of Honduras is now threatening Trump. This won’t end well. Has she learned nothing from Colombia? pic.twitter.com/blhF2bCjDK

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) January 27, 2025

🚨Meet Noora Shalash, Director of Government Affairs for CAIR-Kentucky.

She really let the mask slip that this is a harmless civil rights organization when she yells “I demand Jihad, I want ISIS to kill all of you.”

Great job @jewhatedb 💪 pic.twitter.com/fRxGLpW7Zx

— Jason Curtis Anderson (@JCAndersonNYC) February 7, 2025

!ummah

@sandkwinn

screaming HE IS SO SNEAKY! IT'S 7 AM! AHHHH!

pic.twitter.com/enAohkBczT

— Stone tossers (@Stone_tossers) January 14, 2025

reactions to this bearly disguised cvck fetish porn:

will yt m-n ever beat the allegations

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

[Текст песни «Sigma Boy (Сигма Бой)»]

[Интро: Betsy & Мария Янковская]

Sigma, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy

Каждая девчонка хочет танцевать с тобой

Sigma, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy

Я такая вся, что добиваться будешь год

[Припев: Betsy, Мария Янковская & вместе]

Sigma, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy

Каждая девчонка хочет танцевать с тобой

Sigma, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy

Я такая вся, что добиваться будешь год

Sigma, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy

Каждая девчонка хочет танцевать с тобой

Sigma, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy

Я такая вся, что добиваться будешь год

[Куплет: Betsy & Мария Янковская]

(Betsy, Betsy, Betsy, Betsy)

Джаред, babe — котлета, Betsy — лето, как жара (Иу)

Так что милый мальчик будет прыгать и сгорать (Ага)

Упакуйся в мою Бентли, полезай в мой beauty box (Давай)

Ты мой sigma boy, но я желаю твоих слёз, понял?

Sigma, sigma boy, бэк на стол, достаю бэнкролл

Я куплю все Skittles, Snickers, точно будешь мой, boy

Sigma, sigma boy — я икона твоих икон

Обо мне мечтают так, как будто я биткоин, понял?

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Betsy & Мария Янковская (Maria Yankovskaya) - Сигма Бой (Sigma Boy) [English Translation]

Genius English Translations

Бобр (Beaver)

SLAVA SKRIPKA

Betsy & Мария Янковская (Maria Yankovskaya) - Сигма Бой (Sigma Boy) [Romanized]

Genius Romanizations

[Бридж: Мария Янковская & Betsy]

Sigma, sigma boy, но не мой, молча, как немой

Смотрит в никуда, ой какой, этот взгляд — огонь

Годы будут ждать, когда ты соберёшься

И меня когда-нибудь добьёшься

[Припев: вместе, Мария Янковская & Betsy]

Sigma, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy

Каждая девчонка хочет танцевать с тобой

Sigma, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy

Я такая вся, что добиваться будешь год

Sigma, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy

Каждая девчонка хочет танцевать с тобой

Sigma, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy

Я такая вся, что добиваться будешь год

get sha

absolutely foul

bongs in the comments seething lol

https://old.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/1ifzctm/british_chinese_food/makl354/?context=8

!goyslopenjoyers thots?

It really does seem like he fulfills the prophecies. There's a pinned post at top of that sub of a video of Donald meeting with some Israeli associates; apparently some Israeli's think Trump is the Messiah Ben Joseph. Is it possible a US-owned Gaza could be where the Third Temple is built?

YEEZY DOES NOT HIRE FAT OR UGLY PEOPLE pic.twitter.com/HnmwiC0b66

— ye (@kanyewest) February 8, 2025

LMAO pic.twitter.com/Ypp4RxyuVV

— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) January 28, 2025

tl;dr: Blake Lively () claimed that that Justin Baldoni sexually harassed her while filming a dance scene by dragging his lips down her neck and telling her 'it smells so good'. In her complaint filed last month she insisted nobody overheard the comment because the romantic montage was silent and the microphones were switched off. In fact, the microphones were on and the tapes makes clear the comment about her smelling so good was in response to Lively talking about her spray tan.

It's "their job" to be intimate when it's what they signed up for, but at the same time, it's "the job" of the director (and others) to facilitate that by creating a comfortable and safe environment. The little bit of script that was included at the beginning of the video didn't mention kissing at all. Actors are human beings, acting is an emotional process, actors on a studio film set are also workers with rights that deserve basic respect (like not being intimately touched by their boss in a way that they didn't agree to and makes them feel unsafe).

It's a kiss in a romance movie. She didn't sign up for a Disney movie and get asked to spread her holes for the camera.

The thing that gets me is that he asked consent about putting mouths near each other, but didn't get consent to nuzzle her neck. Isn't she allowed to be uncomfortable about that?

He didn't get consent to look in her general direction! Hang that man!

Is it normal for "evidence" to be released like this? I mean, shouldn't this wait for court?

It's the Depp playbook and you can tell he has the same PR smear team.

Noooooo you can't just disprove the accusations we made in public by making the evidence public NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

/u/followingwaves unironically die pls

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Darn this photo is clearly pushing some buttons! Enough Magat tears in here to stop the fires. (-24)

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Did I read somewhere that that leaning stance has some association with Parkinson's or some form of frontotemporal dementia? Or am I mixing things up? (72)

Lewy body dementia, the disease Robin Williams was diagnosed with before he killed himself. (25)

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Define fascism (-12)

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A lot of people just don't have the mental bandwidth for subtlety.I lived in California for about ten years, and I still keep an eye on what's going on there because I love the place, have a ton of friends there still, and am seriously considering moving back in a couple years. I've got a few criticisms of Newsom, but all in all I do think he's a relatively decent person (especially compared to politicians in general) and I think he's done a pretty good job as governor of California. (347)

Are you kidding me.He has allowed his commission that he appointed to raise our pg&e rates not once but 5 times last year. It's disgusting! 24 billion dollars disappeared for the use of combatting homelessness no accountability of how it was used gone with no results of the money. Now the gruesome just used his cabinet to pass a law because he took 20 billion from the feds for stimulus checks and social programs. He had a massive budget surplus that just disappeared and now 20 billion is due so the law say's he can attach every working Californian 21 dollar's a paycheck till this 20 billion is paid back. So come on back and join the party because it's going to get worst. Oh ya I tried to buy a gas generator just a small Honda generator no big deal. No small gas motors sold in California anymore no weed eaters or lawnmowers that are gas powered anything gas powered banned. This is me talking Frick California now I have to drive to Nevada to buy this generator. (6)

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He got that close and didn't punch him? LOST OPPORTUNITY!I do find it funny when World Leaders who sometimes have literal armies fighting and dying against each other meet for cups of tea, safe in the knowledge that they're not going to get murdered. "Send a million men to die to defeat this Evil Cause? Absolutely. Risk my own life to kill the architect? How ridiculous. Do you think I'm a member of Hoi Polloi?" (1)

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The frick you say? Newsom is a decent man? Whats decent about him?! This is why reddit has become stupid. - was it his light on crime?- was it him fixing homelessness with 24 billion dollars? - was it how he handle the forrest? - maybe it was how he always looks good evening pinning his emergency coat to speak on tv while theres a god darn wild fire buring in LA- maybe watching a distraught woman begging him for help and him lying sayi g he is o. The phone with the president right now and when she asks to hear and or speak with him he doesnt have service. Say all the mean shit about trump but dont glorify newsom while families have lost homes schools and businesses while he was warned by all the gdarn isnurance companies, that left california, that this was going to happen. (1)

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Some selfies! I'm not out as transgender at my GED center. People don't know whether to call me he or they. A win is a win....

Also, nobody has said shit about me going to the men's bathroom!!

In other news, I've passed all my practice tests EXCEPT FRICKING SOCIAL STUDIES!!! I DON'T REMEMBER THE SHIT WE COVERED IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. IM ALMOST 19???? WHY THE FRICK WOULD I REMEMBER SHIT FROM PRE-COVID....

Question of the day: do you like my Spider-Man pants?

!cuteandvalid !neurodivergents !autism !r-slurs

Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) crashes out at a hearing, repeating a slur: "Tranny, tranny, tranny. I don't really care."

After objection, Rep. James Comer (R-KY) says he will "look into whether that's offensive." pic.twitter.com/TbkbePs7E2

— Heartland Signal (@HeartlandSignal) February 5, 2025

!transphobes !chuds

!fosstards !linuxchads !codecels not a fan of Lunduke, but this is kino Linux drama

If anyone wants, I can post Groomercord screenshots if Aevann allows me because the 'rama is absolutely hilarious in that server lmao.

Kanye West every 5 seconds pic.twitter.com/r1IjPsOfmF

— IBashar (@CurtisBashar) February 7, 2025

Democrat activist Olivia Julianna is threatening to go on a hunger strike until USAID is restored. pic.twitter.com/PsggeTHvaq

— Bad Hombre (@joma_gc) February 6, 2025

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— ThatOneGuy55 (@Tesla7771) February 6, 2025