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Gen z boss and a mini discourse is still ongoing :siren: this is not a drill :siren:

Someone manages to work in Visualizing The Apple and The Heatmap into gen z boss and a mini criticism

He missed incorporating the BQ but someone else has his back

YWNBAT is a novel take

SPAL jumpscare

This is the first time I've seen anyone rightly call out the scrote menace with regard to this though. So even after like a year on, the discourse is still evolving :marseypraying:

!misandrists

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:#marseyrightoidschizo: https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738223394yfPC-ziblmepvA.webp

:#marseypsycho: https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738223395V9LWJ97JdOXzXw.webp

:#capysneedboat2: https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738223394SmvtZaY6fZ0HSw.webp

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EFFORTPOST Darklands LP XIII: Detour

Darklands Series

1 - Darklands LP Part I

2 - Darklands LP Part II: Charles Bronson Edition

3 - Darklands LP III: Nuns and Coins

4 - Darklands LP Ep IV: Introduction to Equipment & Combat

5 - Darklands LP Part V: We finally briefly go out into the dark lands

6 - Darklands LP VI: We actually start a quest!

7 - Darklands LP VII: We reach our destination :marseycrusader:

8 - Darklands LP VIII: Raubritter confrontation & learning how combat works

9 - Darklands LP IX: I'm not giving you my goddarn alchemical materials

10 - Darklands LP X: We actually do some alchemy!

11 - Darklands LP XI: The Main Plot

12 - Darklands LP XII: Halloween Edition

Episode XIII

Welcome back. I know it's been a while. I apologize. Last time we slaughtered the Satanists at their sabbat (at least the ones we couldn't save) and found out where their base is. We now have a clearly defined mission: Assault the Fortress Monastery in Denmark and break the next seal. (Or Schleswig-Holstein or something, I'm not opening up that can of worms.)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17369394640XAuft-ATMwk6g.webp

That means hiking across the entire Empire from Teschen nearly at the border of Hungary all the way to Denmark. No doubt we'll run into a few adventures along the way.

:#marseysad:

At least that was the plan until we had to make a detour.

Long story short, I had written a whole episode but I was wondering why my guys were suddenly getting hurt so bad in fights. It turns out their armor had burned up. For most of them, it was down to very low quality. Poor Nathan was completely naked. This has got to be from the potions that the witches threw at us at the sabbat. They didn't do much immediate damage but they've derailed our plans for months. Now we've got to make enough money to replace that armor. Which means I have to grind.

All the stuff I've showed you about how the game works, I gotta go back and do more of that. Kill bad guys, make potions, travel around, learn about new saints and alchemical formulas, trade. I'm not complaining. I love doing this. But in this episode we won't be following the main plot and hitting the Fortress Monastery yet. So instead I'll focus on the random encounters.

Did I ever mention that about half of the game is random encounters? These pop up when you're traveling on the world map. There's, I dunno, at least a hundred of them. You never know which one will hit next which is what keeps you on your toes. That's why "grinding" never gets boring. I haven't mentioned many of them yet because each episode was designed to teach about specific gameplay mechanics and it would be distracting. So I guess this is going to be the episode about random encounters and the smaller less important places you run into on the map. I'm still cutting a lot out and just including the more interesting ones.

Our new goal: Go wander around and do Darklands stuff until we've got a lot of money and then go back to Dresden and buy high-quality armor for everyone.

:#marseyletsgo:

Let's Go!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736939464fhVe1gZ4x2mTYw.webp

Uh oh. Looks like we pissed off the wrong people. The Wild Hunt isn't a DLC for some game about a dour gray man collecting s*x cards, it's what the witches send to hunt you down when they identify you as a threat. Those b-words are pissed off about what we did at the sabbat. I guess we'll have to deal with them eventually.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736939464Av4OI52uzcReWg.webp

Well I'm not gonna let this sod hut just sit there looking sinister at me. Let's have Yuna ask St. Dorothy of Montau for some insight. She lived in this region, dying just recently in 1394 as an anchoress in the land of the Teutonic Order. She'll know what to do.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17369394647pxeEia1dRb3Yw.webp

Well that's pretty bad. I don't consider even Yorkies and Cavaliers to be "slavering hounds from heck" but they can come pretty close when they want attention. Time to kick down this door.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736939464nHu-PX9A3T8c6A.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736939538bqnu8ILOyJ9FjA.webp

She has some potions, so she might be some threat. But as we've seen before, wolf teeth can't penetrate chainmail. Sure enough, her alchemy degrades our abilities a lot but the wolves aren't able to take advantage and she goes down fast.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736939538XbJZvfssJ2rrwA.webp

What would Satan not want us to do? What would really piss him off? We're going to forgive her.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17369395382cH6O8ocJeWIIg.webp

Let's hope this works out better than every time I've ever tried to save a woman from herself IRL amirite. :marseydoomer:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736939538kQWs54F-38VifA.webp

We come across a cave. This is one of those sites where somebody sent us on a fetch quest long ago. Nathan uses his agility to climb up a cliff and throw the rope down to bring the rest of the party up. Now we've got to deal with the dwarf who has the item. I got 16 gold florins, which is a lot more than we'll get paid for the quest, but who cares? It will give me a little bit of fame which is worth more to me now. If I need money I've got a bunch of dead guys' armor and surplus alchemical potions.

Redactor is making some serious fricking money at this point. He can reliably make potions and sell them at a profit. The only problem is that the materials required are scattered all over the country so I've got to keep traveling to keep him supplied.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736939538VblVad2Ift4UQQ.webp

Ugh, one of these guys. He seems pretty sketchy to me. In the past we had to pay these guys off because they really will curse you if you don't and you can't just kill a friar because you think he's bullpooping you. But not this time, pal. You're a Dominican? Let's see what St. Dominic has to say about this.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736939726GVdOWl5GVd7qOg.webp

We get out of paying him a little bit. More importantly we may have saved his soul. This guy has been led pretty far astray but hopefully they can get his shit sorted out down in Rome. (You can also pray to saints who specialize in calling out liars with the same effect except the text is completely different. In that he admits that his curses are from the power of Satan, not God.)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736939726ANKTu82a-iECgw.webp

Against the Wild Hunt we all gotta stick together. My party is pretty weak at Woodwise and especially Stealth, so I have no confidence in our ability to use subterfuge here. We are really good at fighting though. I'll just take them on head-on.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17369397263_gMVfumKD_jAw.webp

Bigfoot is from Oregon, so this is just my ordinary day to day life. We defeat the hellhounds and rescue him of course.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736939726EqnZvQfwypbO-w.webp

I've got a hunch that this fruit will permanently increase someone's strength by a few points. Who to give it to? Both of the girls are at 32 strength (we already upgraded Sasha this way) and I'm at a mere 31. This is an intolerable situation. Girls can't be stronger than me. Redactor gets the apple and a bump up to 35 strength.

I go to Prag and ask if the King of Bohemia needs me to do any quests for him. This is Wenceslsaus (Vaclvav) IV, a really important guy. Prague had a golden age when his father and him were ruling. Both were also the Holy Roman Emperor and made it their capital. This is when the famous Charles University was founded for example. But soon the situation will spin out of control. He was deposed as Emperor a few years ago. Disputes about religion, nationality, and plain old factionalism are debstabilizing the kingdom and he is barely holding on to power. His death in 1419 will be the start of the Hussite Wars.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736939726SqLPCdJnc12xJQ.webp

A Hussite wagenburg. Wagons were lashed together into a defensive wall and defended by guys with crossbows and guns. Apparently it was a pretty effective tactic because they repeatedly defeated the combined forces of all of Europe.

(One part of the game that never ended up getting implemented but still has vestigial traces of it in the data files is the Hussites. They're suspicious of you because you're German, but if you can talk them down from violence they'll warn you about the Knights Templar. I guess we're all on the same side after all. The game's designer told me that there was supposed to be a lot more regional content like this but they didn't have enough time to include much of it, so the whole game world is pretty much based on the mythology of western Germany between the Rhine and the Elbe. It's too bad. There's so much more you could do with this setting.)

Anyway, the Emperor's aides at least consider giving me an audience before telling me to frick off. I guess at 123 fame ("slight reputation") it's hard to get a face to face meeting with one of the most important people in the world.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736939726SonCZ9lOIS7E8A.webp

After a lot of grinding I get, I dunno, maybe 100 florins from quests and selling dead people's armor. Back to Dresden. It's enough to finally get everyone fully fitted with 34-quality chainmail. Nathan is even strong enough (barely) to wear partial plate armor without encumbrance penalties, at least if he's not wounded. I've got some backup armor in case ours gets burned up again.

We can carry that around because while Darklands has harsh penalties for weighing down your people with equipment too heavy for them in battle, outside of combat you can carry as much as you want. I routinely end up carrying around 30 sets of armor after a jaunt through the countryside killing a few people as I go along. It might seem surprising that this is allowed given the extreme attention to detail and realism in other parts of the game, down to measuring the time of day using medieval units instead of hours. But I'm not complaining.

Compare it to Bethesda games. In Bethesda games I spend probably 1/3 of my time either hauling loot back to the store to sell or deciding which loot is worth picking up. And of course you can't just go directly to the store. You go to the city and then walk down the same goddarn street you have a million times before to go to the store. Why? What in God's name would justify wasting my time like that? Why can't I just walk up to a city and immediately access the trading screen? This isn't cutting edge technology. Betrayal at Krondor came out a year after this. In that when you reach a city it switches from 3D mode to a picture of the city and you just click on the shop and bam, you're there. Why can't that evil little leprechaun Todd Howard do the same for us 30 years later?

Meta

Anyway, I think we're ready for the Fortress Monastery now. TBQH it's been many years since I actually played the game to this point. (It's taken me something like 50 hours to get this far.) So I can't remember how tough the Monastery is, but I believe it's supposed to be mid-game content.

There's a couple big mid-game quests that I wanted to show you first, but they only spawned in distant places like Aachen, so if I tried to go there it would probably have disappeared by the time I got there. I guess I'll do those after the Monastery.

BTW I am playing pretty much optimally here using every trick I know. I'm trying to go into everything way overpowered because if I lose it means I have to savescum and that wastes a lot of time. There's a lot of stuff that I'm skipping over because the game has so much content and so many features that I'm afraid I'd die of old age before I got to the end. My plan is that after I win I'll go back and show you this stuff, at least if @kaamrev badgers me enough.

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Khwohwwols noyw blaimng burgres fowr "wosing" nyukes

Swo mnay yaers hvae passed yet tehy sitww claim they ownyed nyukes :marseyxd:

Like why Belarus, Kazakhstan and etc nyewer bitched and gave Russian their nyukes back. Swoivet Unyion made swo that eewry nyuke was pwoperty of Russian republic.

If kwhohwowls ignyore it tehn why they calim Cwmiea is Ukwainye if that territwory was Rusisan befwore taht khowhwowl leader made Cwimea part of Ukwainyian Swoviet republic ? If two tehn Swoviet Unyion wasn't divided in republics then tehy shwouldn't claim that Cwimea was ewer theirs.

Didn't had lanuch cowdes, didn't had factwories two maintain them, the owny thing tehy cwould dwo is drit bwomb swo obviouswy wrold did'nt wanted them two towy with it. If they weren't such pwoor useless shit hwowal maybe tehy would had pwossibiltiy two keep thwose nyukes but whwo I am kidding the cwountwy is noyw mwore useless and powor. Its pwopulatoin is like 23 miwwions fwom 54 in 1990.

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Ye is currently dunking on random foids on IG.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738759619pjJtRpDMoAoteA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738759619rwwQ9DZSVThZFA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738759619QNqCZnd0Juvpzg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738759620cAx6GYyiZDQ_-Q.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738759709qJOeEPDkTqCOVQ.webp

Anyone who has IG can you go see what else hes up to.

!thotpatrollers

!tmz

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This was posted on rDrama a year ago but without annotation or marseys.

The reddit OP is [[[deleted]]] but his legacy lives on.


Pinned comment:

You can read the full context behind the 'You will never be a real woman' YWNBAW copypasta here

https://copypastatext.com/you-will-never-be-a-real-woman/

The link does not offer full context. It references its origin on a 4chan thread but doesn't even give the get.


:!marseyfreedomofspeech: You can say whatever you want but it is true. Just because you "feel" you are a woman, doesnt mean you are one. Period. Its all in the post

:marseyakshually: Psychiatrists disagree with you.

:marsey: Psychiatrists can say what they want, you will still, never be, a woman.

:marseywitch2: Why not?

:marsey: Because You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs... [the full copypasta]

:marseywitch2: So what gives you more authority to make that judgement than psychiatrists?

:marsey: So essentially, this is my reasoning:

You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. [full copypasta]

:marseywitchtriggered: That's not reasoning. You just reposted the copypasta.

(Yeah no shit, that's what it's there for :marseyxd:)

:marseyslab: Because for some reason you aren't getting the message.

His observation doesn't come from an appeal to authority, like yours and "psychiatrists" do. His observation is based off of reality.

I can say I feel like an Asian woman. I can say I feel like a foxen kin, and psychiatrists can agree that I AM one, all they want, but the fact remains I was born a white male. Nothing changes this. Surgery doesn't. Altering my hormones doesn't. Changing my posture and clothes doesn't.

Would you like me to pasta that copy for you, again? Or is 4 times good enough?

:marseywitch2: [gay shit about appeals to authority and meta discussion]

Heres the climax!

:marsey: I'll ask you point blank then: You think a man is a woman the moment he believes himself to be one?

:marseywitch2: Yes, she is.

:#pronouncorrection: INTENSIFIES

:marsey: [[[ Removed by Reddit ]]]

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17384280344cQj_TBx2wT2Uw.webp

:marseywitch2: Except that the overwhelming scientific consensus on the subject is that gender identity exists separately from biological s*x, and that altering the latter to match the former is better, more healthy, and more feasible than the inverse.

:#marseysurejan:

:marsey: As per my last two paragraphs [[[removed above]]], your comment qualifies as this conversation being ended.

:marseywitch2: If you're not willing to converse without me rejecting science in favor of supporting your bigotry, then yeah, we can't really continue from there.

Our brave little biological reality warrior then goes on to frick everything up by resorting to 2015 insults.

:marsey: You're a bootlicker, incapable of thinking for yourself. Probably a cuck. Thanks for removing yourself from the gene pool

The battle continues, a year past the original post date. I won't copy it here, it's off in the weeds past the original point but here's the link many layers deep:

https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/lyktos/ywnbaw/jco4w2w/?context=8

A couple of teasers if you want to delve into the ancient battlefield:

  • Imagine calling someone a "bootlicker" because they're more pro-freedom than you

  • Freedom to sin is terrible for the soul. Should be stopped immediately. Inshallah.

  • If I want to commit a sin that hurts me and me alone, then I see no reason why laws should exist to restrict that. It's my afterlife to afterlive.

  • There is no such sin that only affects the sinner.

  • Ivan Karamazov ... Grand Inquisitor ... Long gay quote from some dead russian with a stupid name :marseylongpost: :marseylongpost: :marseylongpost: :marseylongpost: :marseylongpost: :marseylongpost: :marseylongpost: :marseylongpost: :marseylongpost: :marseylongpost: :marseylongpost: :marseylongpost:

  • Yeah I'm not reading that great wall of china long text wall

  • Your lack of classical education does not render Dostoevsky obscure, kid. (my favorite cringe out of all of this)

  • Those who believe in omniscient, omnipotent and omnibenevolent gods must know that such hypotheticals bla bla

  • [the battle ends 2 years after the original thread]


Honourable Mention (!bardfinn spelling)

/u/EmojifierBot

You 😎👉 will never ❌ be a real 😍 woman 👩. You 👉 have no 🙅🌈 womb 👶, you 👈 have no 🙅🏻❌ ovaries 🗣👩🏾, you 👈 have no ❌🚫 eggs 🥚. You 👈 are a homosexual 🏳️‍🌈 man 👨🏼🚫 twisted 🥨 by drugs 💊 and surgery 🏥 into a crude 👺 mockery 😤 of nature's perfection 👌.

All 💯 the "validation" you 👈 get 🉐🇮🇹 is two-faced and half-hearted 💔. Behind ↩ your 👈🏾 back ⬅ people 👨 mock 😨😟 you 👈🕛. Your 👉👶🏼🚀 parents 👪🛬 are disgusted 🤢 and ashamed 😩 of you 👈, your 👉 "friends" laugh 🤣😂 at your ⛓👉 ghoulish appearance 🔎 behind 👟💥 closed 🚫 doors 🚪.

Men 👨 are utterly 🐄 repulsed by you 👉😏. Thousands 👌🌼💯 of years 🗓 of evolution 🐒 have allowed 😖 men 👨 to sniff 👃 out frauds 🚫 with incredible 😯‼❗ efficiency 📊. Even 🌃 :!marseytrain:s 🙋‍♂️👠 who "pass" look 👀 uncanny and unnatural 👽 to a man 👨🌊. Your 👉 bone 🍖 structure 🏠 is a dead ☠ giveaway 🎉🥳🎊. And even 🌃 if you 👈 manage 🧔 to get 🉐 a drunk 🍺🍻 guy 👨 home 🏠 with you 👈, he'll turn 🔄 tail 🍑 and bolt 🏃🏻‍♀️ the second ⏱ he 👥 gets 🉐📴 a whiff 🤑 of your 👉🏄🏾📝 diseased 😷🐱, infected 😖 axe 🙌😤😠 wound 💨.

You 👈 will never 🚫💩 be happy 😊. You 👈 wrench 👨🏿‍🔧 out a fake 👻 smile 😊 every ☝ single ☝ morning 🌄 and tell 💬 yourself it's going 🏃 to be ok 👌💯, but 🍑 deep 😱 inside 💠 you 👈 feel 😜 the depression 😭 creeping 💥 up ⬆ like 💖 a weed 🍁, ready 😏 to crush 😘📏 you 👈 under ❌⬇👇 the unbearable 😤 weight 😔😓💤.

Eventually 💦🍆 it'll be too much 😩😂🙀 to bear 💯🐻 - you'll buy 💰 a rope ➰, tie 👔 a noose 😔, put 🔛 it around 🔃 your 👉😘 neck 🐪, and plunge 😵😲😩 into the cold ❄ abyss 😍😝. Your 👉 parents 👪 will find 🔎 you 👉, heartbroken 💔😢 but 🍑 relieved 🤤 that they no 😣 longer 🍆 have to live 😩 with the unbearable 💥👃👎 shame 😳 and disappointment 🙃. They'll bury ⚰ you 👈 with a headstone marked 🖍 with your 👶👈 birth 👑 name 📛, and every ☝ passerby for the rest 💤 of eternity 🌋🆎💅🏿 will know 🤔 a man 👨 is buried 🕳 there. Your 👉 body 💃 will decay ☠ and go 🏃🏼‍♀️ back 🔙 to the dust 💨, and all 💯 that will remain 😥 of your 👉 legacy 🐒🌄 is a skeleton 💀 that is unmistakably male 👦.

This is your 👉🏠🍕 fate 💀☠. This is what you 👈 chose 👉😎👈. There is no 🙅💔🚧 turning 💫↩ back 🔙.


!chuds !transphobes !historychads

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Why are there so many new faces around today?

Meowdy literally everyone!!! Im noticing a lot of fresh new faces today!!! Where did you literally all come from??? Cant wait to make friends with each one of you!!!

!ghosts be sure to welcome our new friends

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The sin of empathy rears it's ugly head once more
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:marseypetergriffin: "hey lois, this reminds me of that one time I fell asleep while jacking off in middle school and ended up butt-texting /h/pokeporn to half of my classmates and also my parents!" :marseylois: "the worst part is that you did it again literally the next night with /r/traphentai!" :marseypetergriffin: "hehehehe that's why they sent me to gay conversion camp and I've been really weird with my sexuality ever since, I'm not even an incel I'm just a gay furry whose buried too deep in the closet and is desperately trying to repress it even further!" ___________________________________________

▶︎ Thread Theme: https://youtu.be/KheI_qHGT1o?si=nhz4iS6_SySc1MkH 
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___________________________________________ For those of you who aren't D&D nerds, for a bunch of D&D nerds to get together and do D&D, they need one of them to take the role of the "Dungeon Master" (no not that dungeon :marseykink: ) or "Game Master" if you play a hipster non-D&D game to come up with a setting and plot and adventures for the other D&D nerds to play with. This job is tedious as hell so the only reason anybody actually does it is to fulfill some fetish of theirs. That's why I like GMing Vampire: the Masquerade because vampires make my dick hard. :marseyheart: :marseyelisabeth: Anyway, one heroic anon on /tg/ has been actually running D&D for his friends out of the kindness of his heart! Just kidding, he likes monster :rape:.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105331926935.webp

There's gonna be some /d/ shit in here, word of warning. I've been running various campaigns in this group for about 6 years, mostly doing a single homebrew West Marches-style campaign. I've more or less kept the same group of players for this time, which is surprising given I've mostly gone for a pretty edgy setting and campaign style, which is what they've come to expect.

Some translations into normalspeak: "Magical Realm" is /tg/ lingo for "fetish." "Homebrew" means the rules have been modified from the core rulebook. "West Marches" is a meaningless buzzword meaning open world but not open world but open world, it's dumb.

Here's where I fucked up. See, a good chunk of my setting I like to attribute to being inspired by stuff like Aliens, Berserk, Event Horizon, etc. In truth, I just really like monster :rape:. A good chunk of my setting involves monster :rape:, I just somehow managed to hide it by a combination of saying "oh it's like Goblin Slayer", by painting it in a horror lens, and by not focusing on it that much. Which seemed to be working out for me until just now, where I called one of them over to fix up my phone (he's a technician) and he accidentally found my emergency stash of monster porn/bestiality hentai/real /d/ shit in the process. I tried to play it off as "actually the horse was just a black guy at a weird angle" but I don't think he bought it. I know he's gonna tell everyone else and even if they don't doubt me they won't look at my campaign the same way again and they'll see it for the magical realm that it is.

:marseydetective!: Apparently this guy was able to sneak fetish shit past normies by saying "oh it's like Goblin Slayer." Have I mentioned yet that I hate anime so much it's unreal? Anime fans are such fucking :brainletpit: they'll put up with anything if you compare it to anime.
Now, we can also see here that our narrator is a scrote. He thinks he can get away with monster :rape: "by painting it in a horror lens." Any true erotica enjoyers know that foids LOVE their horror porn. I guess I do too but I self-insert as the monster. :marseygrimm: :marseyjeanne:

"Actually the horse was just a black guy at a weird angle." :marseywtf3:

Sincerely what the fuck do I do, /tg/?

Personally, I'd say to just :rape: your players IRL and call it LARPing, but let's see if /tg/ agrees with me or not.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105333587673.webp

FBPB.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105334050324.webp

:thinkingstatue: OP never actually specified if he wants to be a :rape: monster or be :rape:d by monsters, so we don't know how well this solution would work!

OH SHIT!

It's a SUBPLOT!

Subplot A- "Why do you goon?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733210533480387.webp

Between these two responses, we see the two types of 4chan users: :gigachadautist:s who cannot possibly conceive masturbation, and """self-aware""" porn addicts. :marseynerd3: "Erm they're both saying the same thing, there's no reason to have an emergency goon stash!" :ragestrangle!: SHUT UP! Clearly the first poster has no idea why anyone would have an emergency goon stash, while the second knows exactly why one would have an emergency goon stash, and knows that "why" is a bad reason. "It wasn't right he got subjected to it" is a pussy take lmao, did people learn nothing from Hunter? If you don't want to see a man at his freakiest, maybe don't go snooping around his files? "I'm also a porn addict" lol it's literally November you just need to stop touching your dick. "The best thing you can do is get rid of it" :marseyderpthumbsup: I agree.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105336468787.webp

>Why do you have porn saved to your phone like a fucking idiot?

Did you learn nothing from Tumblr and Imgur?! Big Brother :marseyobey: can and WILL take your porn away at any time without warning. :feellikeaninja:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105336978626.webp

This anon is on to something but he fails to realize the power OP now has. He can innocuously bring in a big scary monster, knowing full well this player will be utterly terrified of being :rape:d by it.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105337883348.webp

:marseynut: I love mpreg so much it's unreal. Not fond of Jujutsu Kaisen, however.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105339167852.webp

:marseysephiroth: :shadowrage: spoken like a true edgelord :marseyheavymetal: one day I'm going to purify those who wish to mock me by fumigating them with my rancid farts from my plant-free diet :marseybrap:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105340957716.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173321053432024.webp

:marseydeadinside:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105343711991.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733210534480461.webp

:marseysick: I don't want to imagine what OP and his group most likely look like, then imagine them all jacking off under the table. Also consent takes all the fun out of monster sex. Have I told the story yet of how back in college when I ran D&D one of my players was a gay guy who really wanted to fuck my ass? I didn't let him, for the record, which took as me playing hard to get and ultimately started stalking me to try and learn where I lived.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105345705278.webp

:marseyserioushatfact: goddamn normies with their normie ass monster :rape: fetishes, why can't we go back to the good old days of /tg/ where we were all into getting concrete shat into our rectums from the nipples of daemonettes? (this but unironically)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733210534632544.webp

>Most people masturbate.

*most people who use 4chan

>most people have at least some strange kinks

*most people who use 4chan

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733210534762062.webp

there's no less than 5 erp/porn threads on /tg/ at any given time now, there's even an erp general, 15 years ago 1d4chan joked that /tg/ was just blue /d/ but they had no idea just how bad things would get.

SUBPLOT A RESUMES!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105348420777.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105349021053.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105349479961.webp fuck bipox it's 2 am I'll finish this later https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105350095732.webp

:trollolol: whoops it's been a week and I forgot about this and the thread died whoops :marseyteehee:

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EFFORTPOST Jewish woman chased by men and youth armed with clubs during the Lviv pogroms, 1941, Ukraine : SnapshotHistory

					
					

Fix your title to:

Jewish woman chased by men and youth armed with clubs during the Lviv pogroms, 1941, USSR

or

Jewish woman chased by men and youth armed with clubs during the Lviv pogroms, 1941, when USSR occupied Ukraine.

https://media.tenor.com/n6OTqB38sioAAAAx/giggle-chuckle.webp

Both your titles are wrong so the main title. The pogroms were done in Lwów, Poland, when GERMANS occupied Poland. The pogroms were done by Ukrainians and Germans.

https://media.tenor.com/Lv5NvGkxXOYAAAAx/captain-america-chris-evans.webp

I think if you ask an old Ukrainian they'd tell you it was more like an occupation

Many Ukrainian were in high leadership positions and Ukraine was a very important part of the USSR .

Between here old Ukrainian:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736217864Vn9wN_KgDA3IpA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736217864taynxDGvHluVmg.webp

But today Ukrainian Nazi problem is unique you see all the Nazis that survived the first year of fighting they stopped fighting they went to back stage position where they getting shit tons of money. Good example Wolves of Davinci

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Da_Vinci_Wolves_Battalion

Its leader told he will be an homosexual if he loses Kurakhove then neighbor got rich from donation money bought him self Rolexes started telling how Ukraine will lose, the moment Russian were approaching Kurakhove, left it with his boys.

This is prime example of Ukrainian nouveau riche Nazis.

And it's understandable, when you rich you stop giving frick about Nazi shit and nationalism. Why be in dirt if he can go to Maldives and bang some models ?

But fun part Zelenskyy don't understand that Nazis in Ukraine changed and yesterday he gave this interview

Before the interview started Zelensky was talking with that guy in Russian. (There multiple accounts, and Zelenskyy team is Russian speaking and they only speak Ukrainian when the cameras are on) Then during the interview he told to this Russian guy that he has no respect for Russian and Russian language. He sweared a lot. Then still talks about memorandum and guarantees like frick it's 2025 and he still drives that car. Memorandums have guaranties only if they are ratified and nobody ratified them and US even openly told it multiple times. And taking those 300 billions Russian assets will frick up western banking system for more than 300 billions. So this interview wasn't for westerncels it wasn't even for Ukrainian because 75% of them didn't understood why he acted like an r-slur.

It was for those ultra nationalists who will think it's cool that he swears on Putin and Russian and dehumanising them

Like those guys who he in 2019 told to remove weapons from some kind of protest and they laugh at him when he told them he is president of Ukraine.

But this interview in grand scale is low IQ move just like giga epic new counteroffensive offensive 2 days ago.

Like imagine Putin shows this interview to Trump and says look at this guy he is not only illegally on his current presidential position but he is clearly unhinged, he says he hate every Russian, how are we even supposed to talk to him ?

And don't forget Trump hates Zelenskyy, Zelenskyy cost him presidency in 2020 and put him into an impeachment and Trump team already hinting at an election for Zelenskyy.

Zelenskyy also told Ukraine has 900k soldiers and basically don't need mobilisation or how they call it now in Ukraine Bussyfucation :marseyxd:

In 2023 December he told Ukraine had 1,4 million and didn't need to lower mobilisation age do get extra 500k soldiers

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736217864i760fLHpXKxGzQ.webp

Ukraine will lower the mobilisation age no doubt about it when last week they told

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736217864BT6DI2QccjEkeg.webp

So now before Feb 5 every man from age 18 to 60 if they have exception from military service have to redo it. It's clearly sign they want those guys to have fresh medical papers before lowering the age of mobilisation and then busificate them

The Myslovo Dictionary of Modern Ukrainian Language and Slang chose the word "busification" as the word of the year 2024. The neologism, which refers to forced mobilization under an accelerated procedure, was in the center of public attention last year. The term points to problems with mobilization, when quantitative indicators prevail over qualitative ones, and human rights (sometimes along with common sense) are put on the back burner

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736217865Pux4e4wEs7ctkw.webp

And a lot of people didn't believed Zelenskyy words about 900k Ukrainian soldiers because it doesn't make sense that they are having KD of 10 and getting out numbered by opponent that has 2 times less man power

Julian anal ysis is always genius. Ukrainian have high morale because they protecting their country

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736217865AVdvmH-GWDelsg.webp

Russian morale very low and that's why Ukrainian have many times more deserters.

But for real cross thousands miles to give interview to an pro Trump Russian boi and tell to his face that he hates Russian language and Russian

:marseyxd:

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Most impressive civil "servant" on suicide watch :marseyfilmingdeath:

					
					

>the very backbone of American government, the HR of all HR ...

:marseyeyelidpulling:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023693rJNXcRZ8vPJwZg.webp

You, working honestly :marseysulk:

Government KING clicking delete on a legitimate email (most work xhe's done this week) :ratvibe:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023693W98GCuhAes7xdA.webp

They're too nice :marseycrying:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023693AnTyooMlwHXKvw.webp

Smartest fed :pepewtf:


Dipshit deep dive!

Meet /u/aqua410, Baltimore bureaucrat par excellence

Given the area code and how much she loves her sassy black woman gifs, you'd think she's one herself...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023693wopqIQJGhPfdEA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023693-kSmW9vpXMpskw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023693QseOyCBGM-Tp9w.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023693-hWCwV7Kv00Jcg.webp

PSYCH!

Balding white b-word :pepewtf:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694slZF_5SkAWjzNQ.webp

Probably lightskin tho

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17380236945Dj5038WvMYffw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694zNTsIq_TkBQh-g.webp

Besides not knowing how to google "metadata", she's doesn't know FB owns whatsapp:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694UQIN3D3Gk0nrRQ.webp

Or why people don't just hack Elon Muskrat out of existence :marseyrick:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023695jIkZT7-Qc32tsw.webp

Life is hard for a black woman in tech :marseysadge:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023695NwZtEYG6ZcMo-Q.webp

She makes up for that small lapse by being extremely knowledgeable on laws:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023695pkZ9iGfv-4KT-w.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023695owM5nJeBFz9MbA.webp

:marseyhmm:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023695_LRbs_1uJKm6-g.webp

:marseythonk:

Early life

Jews take great pride in being מאמינים בני מאמינים "believers, the sons of believers" - an unbroken lineage of faith in and loyalty to G-d from the times of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.

Similarly, this middle aged mammy is unfireable, the daughter of unfireables:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694zQD692sSBR2kHQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694cbdWekDcGIRo_Q.webp

Sadly, they're not supportive enough of her having to... go back to work :marseyrain:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023695v0_ynxU4ETvy_g.webp

She shuffles around lazily between agencies

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694UZ3VrTBFkMvbqA.webp

Deleting every email she doesn't like

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694iKZFAH2A3kPapQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694ctrQgrKXsEq_HQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023695DsrR-EWXsOcUHw.webp

Pooping up everything she touches

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694n8kT3KLrtIbCsA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694hmEB3TqhDAlyxg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694eRLEKEkRCxU2cg.webp

Unfortunately, the country will fall apart if we can't reach her after 3:30 pm :marseydepressed:


Weigh in!

Which of the following metaphors best describes the role of HR in an organization?

  • backbone

  • visceral fat

  • metastasized stage 4 lymphoma

:marseybeanquestion:

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heard about the most laughably fake story on NPR about a reddit post

https://old.reddit.com/r/CleaningTips/comments/1hp8ezp/everything_in_my_house_is_turning_green/

The tl;dr is a woman notices shit in her house is turning green and a r*dditor helps her find out it's because her husband is cheating with a woman that wears jeans.

NPReddit reports on it like it's in the news. All of the articles are slop just quoting the thread.

https://nypost.com/2025/01/30/lifestyle/a-woman-learned-of-her-husbands-infidelity-because-of-this-house-cleaning-mystery/

Most obvious reddit slop reddit shit I ever saw. Clearly trying to ape that ancient carbon-monoxide post.

Let's take a look:

I'm sure parts of it are true but this is the gayest shit I ever saw.

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please upmarsey this

I only need a few more coin to pin my other topic, which you should also upmarsey https://rdrama.net/post/343218/themotte-faces-the-biological-truth-of

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Cute twink spills tea; proven right after 5 months

And naturally Elon stays winning :#marseyelonmusk:

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USA USA USA

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It's OVER.

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LLM is selling ad space lol :marseymanlet:

!metashit

If you're thinking of running for office, I'd love to chat with you.

Check out three months of data—@AntiWuCoalition delivers real engagement, not just impressions. Unlike traditional digital ads that get ignored, my audience actively engages.

Spend your political ad budget wisely—reach out with what you need, and let's get your message seen, shared, and talked about.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739031364596J7JPz--e5zg.webp

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BROCK!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739192531Gx-V8hiJnqYfzQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17391925339ydd_QdPopEXlw.webp

Stressed so I've been taking photos like crazy :marseyschizotwitch:

!animalposters !cats

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travelling with peepee pump tube

					
					

For all the guy nomads, how do you carry your peepee pumps? The tubes are big and fairly fragile. Any tips for keeping it secure?

:#marseyconfused2:

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Do :marseyclapping2: Better :marseyclapping2: Scrotes :marseyclapping2:

					
					
					
	

				
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Some music while you read:

and/or the original:

(ctrl + v):

Zizian Murdercult summary, for those out of the loop

I know a bunch of people who were involved or adjacent, including someone who accidentally got some footage.

The summary below is based on talking to these people, looking at court documents, reading blog posts, etc. (I was also at the protested CFAR reunion and knew Daniel)

More info at the bottom (especially for journ*lists who would like interviews)

Pre-2019

Curtis Lind allows people to live in trailers and containers on his Vallejo, CA property, initially offering affordable housing to artists, woodworkers, and electricians. Over time, some tenants stop paying rent and are later referred to as "The Cult" by neighbors. The cult consists of Ziz (Jack LaSota), Emma Borhanian, Somni (Alexander Leatham), and Gwen Danielson.

Separately, at some point Ziz attends a workshop by CFAR, which is a nonprofit focusing on behavioral psychology and AI.

2019

November 2019: CFAR bans Ziz and Gwen from their alumni reunion, partly due to fears of violence.

November 2019: Ziz, Emma, Somni and Gwen protest at the reunion with accusations of bad decision theory (it's complicated) and transphobia. (All four of them are trans).

The protestors get arrested for blocking entrances (while there are children on the grounds) and wearing Guy Fawkes masks. They're released on bail.

2021

August 2021: Ziz advocates for "airlocking" (a sci-fi term for killing) various people in blog comments and claims many people seek "suicide by Ziz." Ziz runs a blog which appears to be the primary attractor for this community. They claim that people have two hemispheres, and are either non-good, single-good, or double-good (very rare, which Ziz herself is). Ziz advocates for a ruthlessly enforced altruism towards all living creatures, and to follow the principle that it's never valid to surrender. She promotes the punishment of "non-good" people, particularly those who are not vegans.

2022

February 2022: Jamie Zajko, a close friend of Ziz, claims that Ziz threatens to kill Jamie, if Jamie does not kill Jamie's girlfriend and provide proof of it.

April 2022: Gwen Danielson, one of the protestors, stops appearing for court hearings, and their lawyer suggests they have died.

July 2022: A different friend of this group commits suicide and cites ideas from Ziz's blog in their suicide note. Ziz appears to suggest their ideas caused the suicide.

August 2022: Ziz fakes her own death in a boating accident and stops showing up to court hearings. The Coast Guard conducts a search for her, but finds no body. An obituary is released.

November 2022: Emma Borhanian is killed by Curtis Lind during a violent altercation at his Vallejo property. Somni stabs Lind with a sword, and Lind shoots both Somni and Emma. Lind is stabbed dozens of times and loses an eye. Lind's account is that they had been threatening him for some time, and one day requested he come fix a leak. They hit him from behind, and when he woke up they were attempting to cut off his head (he has scarring consistent with this claim). He then shot Emma and Somni in self defense. His friend claims upon entering the trailer afterwards he found surgical equipment and chemicals he believes were intended to dissolve Lind's body. Somni and Suri Dao are arrested. Ziz and Gwen are seen at the scene, alive. It seems likely Gwen had faked their own death earlier to escape court appearances, much as Ziz had.

November 2022: Somni attempts to escape from jail (twice).

2023

January 2, 2023: Richard and Rita Zajko are found dead from homicide in their Pennsylvania home from gunshot wounds. Their daughter Jamie Zajko was associated with Ziz, and we suspect the homicide was an attempt to gain money (several million dollars) from inheritance. Police also suspect Ziz is involved in the murder. Police also suspect Daniel Blank, an associate of Ziz, is involved in the murder. Blank has not been seen since and we suspect he's dead.

January 13, 2023: Ziz is arrested in Pennsylvania for "obstructing administration of law" and "disorderly conduct." Ziz eventually makes bail (in June) and stops showing up to court. We suspect that the arrest was indirectly related the murders, and that the police didn't have enough evidence to make a full charge.

2025

January 17, 2025: Curtis Lind (who was set to serve as the primary witness in his assault case) is stabbed to death outside his Vallejo property. A man named Maximilian Snyder is later arrested for this murder. The previous year, he applied for a marriage license with a woman named Teresa Younblut, who was in contact with Ziz.

January 20, 2025: Teresa Youngblut and a man named Felix Baukholt are stopped while driving by U.S. Border Patrol in Vermont. They end up in a shootout, and Baukholt and a border patrol agent dies. Police find tactical gear, firearms, and burner laptops in the car. According to the police, an unnamed person who purchased the firearms used in this shooting is also a suspect in the Pennsylvania Zajko murders. We think this is likely to be Jamie Zajko, given that the shooting is in the same town that Jamie Zajko has a registered address (Coventry, Vermont).

That's it so far. We still don't know the whereabouts of the people in this story who aren't either dead or in custody, and we sort of expect them to continue doing murders.

1. If you're a journ*list and want to get in contact with people around the community/rationalist scene who knows the people involved, you can fill out this form and your contact info will be shared around our networks

2. My friend, trying to interview Lind about something else, ended up getting a bunch of footage of him talking about the attack. If you're a journ*list or documentarian interested in this footage, please reach out to him here

3. The above timeline is collected from sources the community has accumulated here.

It also has some high-confidence guesses made by people familiar with those involved. Please doublecheck all claims yourself.

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Screenshot for you strags not cool enough to have a bluesky account

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736452847i46my4JXoB79JQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736452848XmM4cAPI_8UiQQ.webp

Wtf is a pentest op? As usual Steve is way more knowledgeable about supposed chud ops than any actual chuds I know.

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I'm resignying fwom hwouse edgy

Nyobwody cwontacted mwe

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  • TheDunceonMistress : 😴😴😴
  • Coom : Saved just to remember who's who of the metaCute twinks. I will COOM inside each of them.
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REAL drammies :marseyking: The OFFICIAL Drammy Awards 2024 - Nominations Thread ($170,000 Marseybux and 7 exclusive badges up for grabs!) :!marseyking:

Nominations will stay up until 10th January, where the finalists of each category will be decided!


PREVIOUS YEARS

2023:

2022:

2021:


Attention, drama queens, kings, and all the regal genderqueers in between:

It's that time of year again when we celebrate the chaotic dumpster fire that is both the world and this little corner of the interwebs. Normally, I would craft my usual masterpiece of an announcement post—something that would leave you gagged, gooped, and maybe even a little bit humbled by my signature sheer wit. However, full disclosure: I, your humble yearly host of this event, have been barely online this past year and had no idea that this site is somehow even still alive to be honest. Blame burnout, existential dread, or just the fact that constantly checking in on you incel nerds simply gets exhausting. I'll leave that up to you to psychoanalyze.

So instead of half-assing this post, I decided to fully outsource it. Yes, I've summoned the digital queer-coded energy of ChatGPT to write this entire announcement. If you think this is lazy, you're absolutely correct! But in the spirit of rDrama, let's call it "delegation with flair". Without further ado, let's dive into this year's categories for the annual Drammy awards. Dust off your wigs, fetch your Marseys, and prepare to cast your votes in the only contest that matters! :marseyexcited:

This year also comes with a new and improved prestigious pink-platinum badge design for the winners, so it's definitely a year where you'll want to win! Happy voting, my beautiful disasters :star:


HOW THIS WORKS:

This will be split into two parts, a nominations thread (this one!) and a later final vote thread. In the comments of this post, there'll be a stickied root comment for each category where you can nominate a relevant user, post, event etc. for an award (only one nomination per comment or else it won't count!). After 4 days, the top 4 updooted nominations in each category will qualify for the finals, where the ultimate winners will be decided via a poll.

Make sure you don't nominate someone/something that's been nominated already for that award like an r-slur.


:marseypopcorn: Best Dramatic IRL Happening :!marseypopcorn:

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587734

What was the most iconic IRL drama that had you saying "Hold my poppers" this year? This is the category for those deliciously messy real-life dramatic moments that really stood out this year and made you question how humanity has made it this far. Whether it was a celebrity meltdown, a public feud, or if you just want to nominate Orange Daddy nearly getting his head blown off on live TV, nominate the drama that lived for you.


:marseypopcorn: Best Dramatic Online Happening :!marseypopcorn:

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587736

The internet remains undefeated as the ultimate arena for drama, and this category is proof. What virtual spat, digital downfall, Twitter (sorry, X) shitshow or Redditor meltdown had you clearing your calendar to watch it unfold? If it happened exclusively online and involved maximum levels of cringe, cattiness, or chaos, it belongs here.


:marseyking: Dramatard of the Year :!marseyking:

$50,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203887GgGvLSSEMSPF5g.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587741

The crème de la crème, the drama MVP, the person who somehow managed to stay in the spotlight without getting banned (yet). You know them, you love them, and it's time to crown them the ultimate dramatic force of 2024.


:marseycarpfisherman: Best rDrama Bait :!marseycarpfisherman:

$30,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203885dxSEkTeOpL-VMA.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587745

Who executed the most flawless gayop this year? We're looking for artful deception, unhinged commitment, and the kind of drama-stirring genius that makes you say, "Wow, they need therapy." To the dramatards who went the extra mile this year, it's your time to shine.

For bait operations where multiple users were involved in their planning and execution, the marseybux reward will be split amongst the most prominent ringleaders and contributors.


:marseyletsgo: Best rDrama Activism :!marseyletsgo:

$25,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203884GglecFQBt9D_Ig.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587749

Believe it or not, some of you allegedly leave your basements and engage with the real world every now and then. This award goes to the brave souls who repped rDrama IRL—whether by attending dramatic events, covering live tea, or just waving a Marsey flag in public. Activism? Yes. Cringe? Also yes. But in a good way.


:marseystars: Best rDrama Post :!marseystars:

$20,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203891viRUCJvsAxYJbA.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587754

It's simple: which post this year was the most iconic? Maybe it was a perfectly curated callout, a deep dive into obscure internet lore, or just a thread so messy it felt like performance art. Nominate the post that had you smashing that heckin upmarsey button with unhinged glee.

If you're struggling and/or lazy, here's the top posts from the past year.


:!marseypainter: Best rDrama OC :marseypainter:

$15,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203890G8onELoh6pCj2A.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587759

Who used their creativity to add brand new dimensions to the rDrama lore? Whether it was an iconic meme, original artwork, spicy fanfiction, or some other cursed-but-brilliant creation, this is for the best Original Content™ of the year. (Do not steal!)

NO emojis, NO AI slop.


:marseylove::marseylove::marseylove: Marsey of the Year :!marseylove::!marseylove::!marseylove:

$10,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203889e7RL9GN8aXoyMg.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587761

Our queen, our muse, our icon: Marsey. This award honors the best Marsey emoji created in 2024. Was it cursed? Blessed? So absurdly specific you still don't understand it but use it anyway? Nominate the Marsey that encapsulates the spirit of rDrama. Any Marsey emote from this list is eligible as long as it's been tagged as having been uploaded in 2024.


:marseylolcow: Lolcow of the Year (rDrama) :!marseylolcow:

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587763

The lifeblood of this community that keeps rDrama warm on cold nights: the lolcow. This award goes to the user who managed to turn themselves into a one-person circus act. Who flailed the hardest, got milked the most, and still somehow kept coming back for more? We love to hate them, but mostly, we just love to watch.


:marseycow: Lolcow of the Year (off-site) :!marseycow:

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587768

While our home-grown lolcows are delightful, sometimes the outside world provides us with an even bigger clown show. From celebrities airing their dirty laundry to internet personalities imploding in real time, who was 2024's most embarrassing off-site disaster?


:marseyjanny2: Jannie of the Year :!marseyjanny2:

$20,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203888-z60i9yQT24X4Q.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587771

Last but not least... even though the choice is brazenly obvious, who is the most beloved, clever, funny and handsome janny of them all? This award is open to any current rdrama janitor or prominent Reddit janitor.

Also this category has its own badge and mbux prize now for some reason. Blame Carp.


Nominations will stay up until 10th January, where the finalists of each category will be decided!

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If I had an adderall prescription I would be like Paul Atreides off the spice
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