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@ToeBeans How was the date with your boss? :marseygossipretard:

https://rdrama.net/post/339547/am-i-overreacting-marseyworried

Did you hit it?

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Meowsies.

!animalposters

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What's your most embarrassing kink

Mine is fairly tame and normal compared to other things but it's so distressing for me to tell someone I'm intimate with that I've only ever told one ex gf.

But anyways, mine is a girl ripping her pants when she bends over or squats down. I wish I knew why it gets me going so much but I don't.

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Watch Question

I'm going to a party in Florida where I'll be wearing brown shoes and a belt - which would mean brown watch. However, I think the black watch is cooler and would rather wear that. Would you be opposed to putting the brown strap on the black watch or would that be tacky?

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EFFORTPOST Exclusive: U.S. wants Ukraine to hold elections following a ceasefire, says Trump envoy :marseyjanny2:

Who could expected that the

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738452627-C1Gi3jGHg7IPg.webp

Would end up being a problem :surejan:

https://old.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/1ifd20g/exclusive_us_wants_ukraine_to_hold_elections/

The country who has the weirdest obsession with their own constitution in the world wants Ukraine to break its constitution and hold elections under martial law.

Makes sense, yeah.

Yeah makes sense Redditors ignoring khohols constitution where it clearly stated that election exception is for parliament not presidential. Zelenskyy could had fixed it by calling main court and asking them if his stay is legal, very easy but he didn't do it because he knows they going to take the power for him.

Redditors think US gov (including Bidens admin) would for lol hint at it :marseyxd:

Zelenskyy is the only true dictator in Europe.

Why is no one wondering if Trump committed election fraud? Doesn't that seem super logical?

:marseyxd:

Russia wants the US to tell Ukraine to hold elections. Putin doesn't like Zelenskyy

As if there is a chance to get anyone else. Heck even if that happens, he's gonna be even worse for ruzzia. Pro-ruzzian political flank in Ukraine was annihilated.

Zaluzhnyy, Porochenko and now Budanov are more popular than Zelenskyy

And what's happen when you get more popular than Zelenskyy ?

2 cases was opened again Budanov :marseyxd:

And one again his right hand. You remember how before kicking out Zaluzhnyy, Zelenskyy got rid of all his close circle

Well, Trump is currently violating our Constitution left and right. He's never cared about the rule of law. He's a conman and a criminal.

Zelenskyy ignoring constitution it's Trump fault

A (temporary) ceasefire and permanent peace are 2 different situations.

The Ukrainian constitution requires the latter for martial law to be rescinded

Martial law in Ukraine is very temporary and Zelenskyy always extends it every 3 months so he technically illegally extended it 3 times after he lost presidential power and wtf permanent leave suppose to mean if Ukraine is not at state of war ?

Therein lies the rub. When will it be "permanent"? That requires more willingness and effort from Russia than they've shown to date.

If it holds, sure, I could see Ukraine being ready for elections again, but that requires a peace that leads to normalization first.

And if the Ukrainian people think Zelensky is holding on too long, I'll trust they'll let him know, just as they did vs Yanukovych in 2014.

Normalization probably won't come, at least not under Putin who's shown absolutely no willingness to compromise. In case of a lasting ceasefire like Korea, Ukraine should hold elections even without normalization of ties with Russia.

Remember, the two Koreas still don't have diplomatic relations and South Korea has consistently ranked highly in the democracy index. >> Not having diplomatic relations with your neighbors or having parts of your territory occupied doesn't excuse you from holding elections. I understand the argument that holding elections during an active conflict is a bad idea, but if there's a lasting ceasefire, elections should be held even without cooperation from Russia because that's not going to come anyway.

Zelenskyy has now sub 50% popularity in Ukraine since his high of over 90%

The man was freely elected (and that angered Putin)

Putin can help get this about by signing a peace agreement.

Redditors legit believe people they don't like, like Trump and Putin ain't freely elected :marseyxd:

Seriously why wouldn't Russian elect Putin if west did everything he was warning Russian about the west ? Giving Ukraine German tanks was supposed to make Russian love west ?

:marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738452627aGff_WU9XXw2KQ.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/tanks/comments/181ujim/have_leopard_tanks_performed_poorly_in_ukraine/

Yeah, some people kinda expected them to perform as near-godly indestructible death machines, slaying waves and waves of Russian tanks.

>some Redditors but not me :!marseyseethe:

The "current team" didn't start or provoke a war to get into this situation. That's all 100% on Putin.

"Unprovoked"

I love this Redditors oxymoron any conflict is provoked.

Khohols walking in Kiev screaming who don't jump is moscal, in 2013 telling they will kill all the Russian in Crimea now it's unprovoked.

Or recently Zelenskyy told he don't respect Russian so he don't respect 40% of his country. He also been telling how he is going to defeat Russia and basically won

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738452628Z-2kLK-e_oxDuA.webp

Absolutely not provoked just as him being legal president :!marseyxd:

"Most democracies hold elections during times of war. I think that's very important. I think that's good for democracy. That's the beauty of a strong democracy, that you have more than one person who can potentially run."

Translated from Ukranian, but close to what he said.

Oh yeah when Zelenskyy was popular and wasn't afraid of Zaluzhnyy he didn't mind election

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738452628fVxTTIZ6FSM_8w.webp

Nvidea going down and down

Biden also wanted them to hold elections.

>Washington raised the issue of elections with senior officials in Zelenskiy's office in 2023 and 2024 during the Biden administration, two former senior U.S. officials said. State Department and White House officials told their Ukrainian counterparts that elections were critical to uphold international and democratic norms, the officials said. Officials in Kyiv have pushed back on elections in conversations with Washington in recent months, telling Biden officials that hosting polls at such a volatile moment in Ukraine's history would divide Ukrainian leaders and potentially invite Russian influence campaigns, the two former U.S. officials said.

Bipartisan stupidity, hooray!

When even democrats don't agree with you everyone is stupid except you Redditor

https://media.tenor.com/IIEYmi5t148AAAAx/chris-evans-laugh.webp

Not war, but the martial law. Technically it can be cancelled at any time to hold elections, regardless of ongoing conflicts.

It's actually brutal how many people don't understand war is an legal status

The fact that Europe doesn't have the balls to interviene and use it's military to change the odds and the game is a shame towards european spirit (whatever the frick that means these days) and a disgrace towards our european ukrainian brothers. It is a true spit in Europe's eyes and apparently we don't have a problem with that, nor any responsability. Disgraceful and spineless for europe!

Why he doesn't hold bakhmut if he feels so bad khohols ? It's like homo tries to shame other European while his butt is save when khohols getting into another pocket

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738452629JY-ZjMbq6E-0Fw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738452629yZcdbfj5RioROA.webp

Getting a wipe in Novosilka seems it wasn't enough but that Redditor could had stopped it !

Actions like this by Russia's puppet make me reconsider if the 2024 election was manipulated.

Why does a Russian stooge think sure a new election would overthrow Ukraine's democratic leader?

Thing is Putin was honest about him wanting Harris to win because Trump makes thing complicated, guy for real want peace deal, the only guy in this trio that wants peace. Putin position was looking good and saying he want peace while beating khohols while Zelenskyy screaming for new game changer.

With Harris it would been easy since she would scream about good faith peace and that Putin is not honest so khohols should continue fighting

USA will help us to the end the war, but with nuance - they will throw us under the bus and call it a "victory". (and this is not even sarcasm)

The US has never delayed an election not even during the civil war.

:!marseyjanny2:

Battlefield wise most updates are field movements and some not popular villages capturing

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738452630hfDibzDE6D0Mrw.webp

Ukraine fully evacuating myrnohrad and its strange they do it after Pokrovsk since Pokrovsk is less encircled that myrnohrad

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173845263051196mXaFV4cZA.webp

Fall of chasiv yard probably will be soon. It's just hard to pinpoint chasiv yard borders.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738452631kShsmmHC7o1tgA.webp

Bridgehead in Kharkiv now is solid and Ukraine will lose huge chunk in Kharkiv like I previously posted

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738452632NNl3lLhcOAyjvw.webp

Bridgehead in lyman direction got also larger something Ukrainians weren't prepared since zarichne was the stoping point and it isn't protected from north attacks

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!transphobes !chuds

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r/theadamfriedlandshow has been banned

The downward spiral keeps going, yet another CT sub has fallen. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Cumboys and cumgirls are the most persecuted people on reddit. Nick leaves, and now reddit kicks us off again. Dark times.

Many NSFW subs recently got banned for being "unmoderated" actually like /r/drugs. reddit sucks butt.

/r/redscarepod is next in line for the rope, betting on it.

Edit: NVM it's back up :marseyembrace:

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I'll find :soysnooseethe: as it shows up.

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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED :marseytrain: Janny threatens to grape all the fricking babies in my house

I'm trans and I'm going to rpe you. I'm gonna call up all my goons and we're going to break into your house and rpe you until you're gaped far enough to fit a fire hydrant in there.

Should I call the fricking fbi, b-word?

Community Note by @DiddyPilledKongcel

https://media.tenor.com/sNzg6e0PX5IAAAAx/balance-cat.webp

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NEW AWARD ADDED TOO DETAILS INSIDE MARSEY MEDIA PLAYER IS NOW PLAYING AT THE BOTTOM OF EVERY PAGE

Please thank @Kongvann for this or else

Also there's a new furry award in the shop, as you can see here on this post :marseycatgirl: not limited to just the house! Now everyone can dabble in yiffing OwO

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738718287F5Nk5hr7eU7TbA.webp

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being a sensitive young woman is torture

					
					

i'm at my big firm corporate girlboss job and one of my coworkers said something about grad school - i missed a deadline last month, guess that's a sore spot for me - and i just started crying. tried to hold it in but all i managed were tears silently sliding down my face. had to slip out after a minute when it didn't stop.

literally been slinking around the office and hiding in the bathroom for an hour trying to stop crying. once, i thought i was in the clear, but when i put my hand on the doorknob to the meeting room it started up again.

i'm so annoyed because i'm a totally competent person otherwise. i'm not even really ""emotional"", like i stay pretty girlboss professional eloquent deadpan all the time - which makes it even worse when i turn into a blubbery red-eyed swollen-faced mess.

all my life i've been someone who cries at the drop of a hat - in elementary school, during ballet class, at parties, etc etc. one of my exes would get so mad at me when i cried and accuse me of doing it to derail whatever stupid fight we were having and make him feel bad. i kept swearing i wasn't doing it on purpose and i tried my best not to cry but he never believed me. i do try!! i hate crying. it's embarrassing and it's a waste of my time. i'm missing an important meeting right now :( i have to go collect my laptop that's been sitting there abandoned. what do i even say? nothing? say my tummy was upset?

Good lord this woman is a MESS. Someone casually mentioned grad school and it caused her to cry for the rest of the fricking day.

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:!soyjakfat: Fat, unionised public servants try to LARP as heroes of The Republic, end up crying, melting down :soyjakfat:

REMEMBER YOUR OATH, BRAVE SOLDIERS!


:#soymad: "I'm feeling so defeated and depressed as a two fed family. I can't take much more of this."
:#soymad: "I have honestly cried most of the day today. ."
:#soymad: "I've been scared for myself and my friends/work family."
:#soymad: "I'm a middle school social studies teacher and everything I keep seeing just makes me think of 1930s Germany or 1950s Russia."
:#soymad: "I did not sign up to be customer service rep to die and compromise my health. I'm bordering suicidal and had to have my antidepressants upped today."

Jesus Christ, burgers, what the frick did Trump/Elon do?? Is this just about laying off federal employees??

link to the literal Command HQ of the Reddit army

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https://old.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/comments/1igf92q/these_little_boys_stole_our_election/

https://old.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/comments/1igb5dt/the_known_musk_employees_working_to_get_into_the/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738566942jnjCBP6TjwzgQg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17385669433bHenxOWPR_1wg.webp

Unfortunately Jannies have been on high alert mopping duty but heres some REDdit scrapes:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738566942QSAw-OfJTWbwMQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17385669424HZVJ3mG6_GRuA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738566942phhkOF5YnFCqTg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738566942bl9_3Dd5nqc9Hg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738566943NrB2ozn7tshXVA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738566943d4S3TmYgerVlKQ.webp

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https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/us-readies-new-1-bln-arms-sale-israel-wsj-reports-2025-02-03/

700m of bombs and 30m of armored bulldozers made by Caterpillar

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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED What one, tiny, stupid thing are you doing to fight fascism today?

Here's what I did. I called my congressional representative (R) hoping to leave a message but instead his staff picked up. I awkwardly stumbled my way through why I think Elon Musk is insanity. Could tell the sweet little republican staffer hated her life so much as she said, "I'll pass that along." :) I also called my senators and complained again.

Finally, and my personal fave thing I did today, I rolled down my car windows on the way back from school drop off and BLARED the FDT rap by YG & Nippsey Hussle. I made one VT girl's day when she smiled at me because of the song and then I literally yelled "frick Donald Trump" at the top of my lungs. She started laughing in her car. I also made quite an impression on a car full of frat bros who probably voted for him.

Viva la revoluciรณn, Dramatards.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Virginia/comments/1ihjqfg/what_one_tiny_stupid_thing_are_you_doing_to_fight/

Burgers why are you like this?

Community Note by @Impassionata

These are the times which try men's souls.

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-05 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Most of the Republicans I know have now come to their senses/r/OptimistsUnite (192K)62%7098
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜AITAH for "changing my mind on wanting kids" and saying "I've never.../r/AITAH (3M)63%5161
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Nazi sympathizer and illegal immigrant Elon Musk/r/Justfrickmyshitup (967K)67%3314
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Trump Becomes First Fascist In History To Reduce Size Of Government/r/babylonbee (40K)64%2483
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜James/r/comics (3M)66%2520
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜They called a madman! Built a simple but reliable airplane Steam De.../r/SteamDeck (835K)55%1415
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Make it make sense, upside down world ๐Ÿคก/r/JoeRogan (2M)59%977
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Why is dating as a Gen Z guy so much harder than it was for past ge.../r/GenZ (426K)54%713
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜AITAH for choosing my best friend over s*x with my fiancรฉe?/r/AITAH (3M)56%614
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Protest in Downtown Chattanooga โ€“ Justice for Immigrants Now!/r/Chattanooga (89K)57%563

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Trump Becomes First Fascist In History To Reduce Size Of Government/r/babylonbee (40K)64%2483
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Most of the Republicans I know have now come to their senses/r/OptimistsUnite (192K)62%7098
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Any pro-trump businesses?/r/thousandoaks (6K)55%135
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Nobody is Illegal Protest in Redding!/r/Redding (13K)60%300
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜What are the pro-trump/maga businesses here?/r/Fairbanks (15K)51%131
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜What can we do in Green Bay to protest?/r/GreenBay (19K)51%157
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Does Matt power it to the audience to be completely transparent?/r/fansofcriticalrole (19K)50%148
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜ICE in Roanoke. What are we doing about it?/r/roanoke (27K)52%213
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Looking for queer/trans community/r/westernmass (7K)49%38
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Protest in Downtown Chattanooga โ€“ Justice for Immigrants Now!/r/Chattanooga (89K)57%563

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Rust is going to take over the world and there's nothing chuds can do about it

Rust is C++ minus jank. It's beautiful, it's a better language in every imaginable way. Yeah its full of :marseytrain::marseytrain::marseytrain: but if chuds have a problem with that, maybe try making a better language?

Total :marseytrain: victory btw.

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Google is unironically gonna make weapons now :marseyexcitedgif:
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https://i.redd.it/bb7qwx11m6he1.png

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Twitter is having fun with the Make Gaza American Again announcement :marseyderp:

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!druggies !r-slurs !latinx

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Just a Bunch of CATS!

:marseyfluffy: :marseyhearts: :marseybow:

!animalposters !cats

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:marseyblackphillip:

:#marseyviewerstare:

Now playing: Disco Train (DKC2).mp3

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