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https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ih184w/comment/matgzke/?context=8
Pft heckin idiot
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ih184w/comment/matfkge/?context=8
Our allies are fricking gone forever
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ih184w/comment/mateyr6/?context=8
HEY WHO STOPPED THE FRICKING CIRCLE SPANK MUSIC??
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ih184w/comment/matikfh/?context=8
"Yeah Canada bent the fricking knee, but not very far!"
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ih184w/comment/mav1x86/?context=8
Canada fooled drumpfler, motherlover!
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ih184w/comment/matklp7/?context=8
"He didn't have to threaten us!!!"
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ih184w/comment/maufbe7/?context=8
Last but not least, lmao bongs
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What is going on at the Air Force…. Reportedly at Holloman Air Force Base in New Mexico pic.twitter.com/5PD7DqdyWe
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) February 14, 2025
@RealDeanCain This isn’t hazing, or a bet that was lost - it’s Freestyle Friday where crew chiefs get into rediculous shit to launch their aircraft while everyone else shits themselves laughing, and the CC bangs his head against the wall.
— MSgt. Daniel Sawn, Retired U.S.A.F. (@Aska8122) February 14, 2025
Well, this happens all around the world in every flightline of any nation you can think of. It’s been happening since before I entered in 1999. Google “aircraft launch freestyle” and you’ll see.
— MSgt. Daniel Sawn, Retired U.S.A.F. (@Aska8122) February 14, 2025
Most of the times when leadership gets involved after the fact, it’s not good…
Sounds plausible. Someone lost a bet is another option. But rightoids of Twitter will do their thang.
This is why the US military needs to be decimated by Trump. Useless people everywhere pic.twitter.com/kkAOKdxBkQ
— God Emperor Trump (@ImperatoreTrump) February 14, 2025
Thank you God Emperor Trump, decimating the military for having fun will definitely keep us safe.
Looks like another example of woke nonsense infiltrating our military, this time at Holloman Air Force Base in New Mexico.
— Stop Socialist Tyranny (@endlibtyranny) February 14, 2025
The Air Force should focus on defending our country, not promoting radical ideologies.
What's next, mandatory diversity training for our pilots?
Even I'm getting tired of seeing the word "woke"
Do young Airmen typically put on thong bodysuits to send our billion dollar planes out of the hanger?
— GodParticles (@G0DParticles) February 14, 2025
Apparently, yes
Everybody knows the Air Force is gay anyways…but this is WAY too gay.
— Valentina Gomez (@ValentinaForUSA) February 14, 2025
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The EU has 450 million people, a nuclear-armed country and several more countries that could build nukes in a year or two if they decided to, and a $20 trillion GDP.
Every time I see articles that are like "Europe must prepare its security for a world without US help" I feel like I am taking crazy pills. Europe faces no serious external threat. People who think that Putin is going to try to launch a war against a EU country after 3 years of barely conquering a few villages have no understanding of how military affairs work. Who buys this crap? "Oh no a country that has 1/4th of our population and 1/10th our GDP is going to attack us, we all need to prepare to raise armies now that Drumpf told us we suck". It's ludicrous. Putin is r-slurred but he isn't ideologically motivated like Hitler was, he isn't going to risk his regime by invading any EU members.
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I farted in the stairwell at work and it caused a entire ordeal.
So anyway I drank my usual morning protein shake and it gave me some bubble guts.
Im going up the stairs to my office and I ripped a huge fart in the stairwell. It was one of those steamy ones that really stink.
Anyway I guess the SVP of HR came in not long after and got a big face full of my beef.
She contacted the facilities team and they came to a conclusion that a rodent must have died in the walls or HVAC.
This led to them getting big blower fans and calling our HVAC company to check out the ducts and Orkin to scout out the walls
Anyway that's my story.
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I FRICKING LOVE RAINFROGS
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Trump frees another neighbor from the tyrannical Dems
The letter notes "independent reasons" as to why Adams' case was being tossed — including that the case was retribution for him speaking out against the Biden administration for its handling of the migrant crisis.
"It cannot be ignored that Mayor Adams criticized the prior Administration's immigration policies before the charges were filed, and the former US Attorney's public actions created appearances of impropriety…"
https://old.reddit.com/r/nyc/comments/1imksh1/justice_dept_to_seek_dismissal_of_federal/
https://old.reddit.com/r/newyorkcity/comments/1iml2n0/justice_department_to_drop_federal_corruption/
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Last weeks prompt:
Raccoons, Birds and Pizzas
Submissions from last thread:
This weeks prompt:
Panzers
Thanks to @King_K_Rool for the prompt!
As always if you have any feedback on these threads I am all ears.
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Haven't been to a non-AMC theatre in awhile and I was shocked by how ugly and fat everyone was. Greasy, fat neck beard type men and all the women were mid at best but made a point of making themselves uglier by dressing like they smelled like mothballs and having shaggy haircuts.
It was especially jarring since we just came from a bar where everyone, especially the women, were very attractive and well-dressed. Why do only ugly people seem to appreciate art? Or why do people who appreciate art seem to not care about being attractive?
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BREAKING: LOS ANGELES POLICE HAVE LOST CONTROL OF LARGE PARTS OF DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES pic.twitter.com/zFcSGDnk7j
— News Rated (@NewsRated) February 3, 2025
/r/The_Donald discusses sending in Marines to declare martial law
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The smartest guy at my highschool, a legitimate genius that got into both Oxbridge unis but chose to go to Manchester b/c of their nuclear physics department and got a job offer from CERN halfway through his degree dropped out to play WoW, turned trans and launched a porn blog https://t.co/gxCBRGHv7Y
— Adam Wren (@G0ADM) January 22, 2025
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I've been browsing XiaoHongShu ever since the tiktok ban. If you don't know what XiaoHongShu (on the app store it is called Rednote) is it is basically the Chinese pinterest, if pinterest was more video oriented. Actual Chinese tiktok is only available for those with a Chinese phone number so a lot of american creators talked about going to XHS around the time of the Tiktok ban.
Its a pretty cool app, I was surprised that the algo would guide me to thick women so quickly considering that isn't in style in asia. But in my time on the app I came to notice that chinese people have some very thin skin and big egos about their nation, their national standing, and what is and isn't Chinese. Anyways here are some quick tips on how to troll em.
1. Talk about how great the game Astrobot is:
Recently Astrobot, a silly marioesque platformer, won game of the year over Black Myth Wukong, a game by Chinese devs that follows a classic Chinese story. This ENRAGED Chinese g*mers as Black Myth was super popular and had a real shot at getting China it's first game of the year, and to see it beat by this childish platformer where the main character rides a ps5 like a rocket ship was triggering 
. I think that all you have to say is something to the effect of "what do you guys think of Astrobot? I really like it" to get waves of chicom malding.
2. Say Lunar new year instead of Chinese new year:
Chang is very protective of things he thinks as Chinese, some other asian countries decided to call Chinese new year Lunar new year and now Chang wants to put the Chin back in Chinkmas. Chinese people also claim Kimchi, sushi, the color red, and if the pattern continues they are going to say that they invented the Nanking massacre. They claim that it is the Koreans that actually do this, and say that Koreans claim christmas as a Korean holiday. As far as I can tell they just completely made this up on their own.
3. Downplay the importance of China in history:
To no surprise to anyone, the middle kingdom acts like they are at the center of the universe. They are super protective of the idea that China was a super important part of the world, while this isn't wrong they are REALLY insecure about it and constantly make up attacks to react to.
Like "Westerners say that Rome conquered China!" uh... no?
"Westerners deny Chinese history!" No, what does happen is that historians don't take stories of ancient Chinese dynasties as fact when there is no physical evidence or contemporary accounts of these empires.
4. Perform horrific medical experiments on them as part of unit 731 
Like a boss
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I trust everyone understands the seismic impact of what's occurring here with Trump effectively letting the water that's been long diverted into the ocean, to flow down into California.
— AwakenedOutlaw⚒️ (@AwakenedOutlaw) January 28, 2025
Imagine the visible impact this will cause as the state greens quickly and the water flows… pic.twitter.com/rDy3AEYmvi
Oh nevermind all he did was turn on a few federal pumps that had been down for maintenance for three days 
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For context, Alexandera Houchin is a niche lolcow and currently the flavor of the year in the obnoxiously socially conscious world of alt cycling. She's a fat, nativeish girl that decided to start riding ultra endurance MTB races on a single speed but also managed to finish the Tour Divide (continental divide mtb/gravel bike race from Banff to the Mexican border) without losing any weight. 
Since then she's been on a victory lap trying to hoover up whatever sponsorships she can get before her knees explode, sort of like a BIPOC !bikechads version of Ragen Chastain
Also Esker is a company that makes bikes for dumbfricks who want a Surly but wish it was more expensive.
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Did I *plan* this week's new episode knowing in advance I'd be in the (so far?) minority of critics with a positive take on a new release? No, but it's funny when it works out that way 🤣 youtu.be/50-PDnWMzVE?...
— Bob Chipman (@bobchipman.bsky.social) 2025-02-13T03:19:50.936Z
Review - "CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD" (2025)Marvel goes back-to-basics with lean, fast-paced throwback to Tom Clancy potboilers and its own 'Winter Soldier'/Phase2 mode of solo-franchise "multiverse who?" sequels.youtu.be/E6oPFS9dAvc?...#CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld#CaptainAmerica
— Bob Chipman (@bobchipman.bsky.social) 2025-02-12T17:18:42.113Z
everyone who disagrees with me is the same person
— josh (@fevered.earth) 2025-02-09T17:49:42.709Z
Every time I'm reminded of how Moviebob writes/talks I laugh so hard bro
— Lew (@strongest-lewman.bsky.social) 2025-02-05T20:13:19.952Z
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