I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ ɪssᴜᴇs (ᴀʟᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀɴ Asɪᴀɴ ᴛʀᴜʟʏ sᴀʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ :ᴍᴀʀsᴇʏᴛʜᴏɴᴋ:) ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴅᴀᴅ's ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ (ʟɪᴋᴇ Jᴀᴍᴇs Bʟᴜɴᴛ's ʟᴏʟ) ʙᴜᴛ I ᴡᴇᴘᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ Jᴀᴍᴇs Bʟᴜɴᴛ's "Mᴏɴsᴛᴇʀ" ᴘʟᴀʏᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʀ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ

I ᴇsᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ʟɪᴋᴇᴅ Iᴀᴍ Tᴏɴɢɪ's ʀᴇɴᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ɪᴛ I ɢᴜᴇss

Aɴᴅ ʜɪs ᴅᴜᴇᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ Jᴀᴍᴇs Bʟᴜɴᴛ ғᴇʟᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ

I'ʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅʀɪᴠᴇ ᴀ ғᴀɪʀ ʙɪᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇxᴛ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ ᴏʀ ᴛᴡᴏ sᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ sᴏᴍᴇ sᴏɴɢs ғᴏʀ ᴀ ᴘʟᴀʏʟɪsᴛ!

!chuds I'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴘɪɴɢ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘs ᴛᴏ ᴘɪɴɢ sᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ, ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴜʏs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛʟᴇss ʀɪɢʜᴛ

UGH @PDiddyKong u b-word

Originywl text:

My skin is wery dwy and itchy nyow and I reawwy want two shwower but I cannyot stand seeing or especiawwy feeling myself. Im barewy able two change cwothes, wen I dwo I have two dwo it with my eyes cwosed and twy two put them on withwout twouching my bwody. I've settled fwor just wiping my reawwy sweaty parts with baby wipes but its obviouswy nyot working that weww and nyow its summer and last summer it didnt matter because I didn't leave the hwouse but nyow I have a jwob and I dwon't want the peopwal awound mwe two smeww mwe 😭

He has a fairwy cwonvincing pwost histwory, too. Check it befwore cawwing bait.

Edit:

and since u want the fuww fwucking stwory i stwopped being able two shwower the day thwose parents ywour talking abwout held mwe dwown and stwipped mwe nyaked and twowld mwe i was twoo mentawwy unweww two be able two decide my own gender

I reawwy hwope this is fake nyow.

You use reddit at their discretion you subhuman filth.

This Sattu vs Whey is a very interesting debate within the Indian community, primarily because it operates under a few interesting assumptions.

1) Assumption 1: “My grandfather ate/drank this and lived to 98, if I do it I’ll also live to 98.” Yet we have vastly different https://t.co/uZrN8uIm31 pic.twitter.com/2LAM5NYJpa

— The_Peshwa (@TPeshwa) April 4, 2024

I can honestly say that I now understand why they are all fat

banned for 24 hours...

his only crime?

gambling too much

since when is gambling a crime?

FREE MY NEIGHBOR

!jannies !goomblers !teaparty !metashit

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1775962153532506579

https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/chi731/wibta_if_i_asked_my_husband_to_get_rid_of_his_sex/

https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/relationship_advice/comments/chhpw7/my_husband_just_bought_a_really_expensive_sex/

Some of the worst line delivery I've seen