anyway "#marseyjump: have a good night !metashit

funny image from 4chins

👀 The consequences of Ukrainian strikes on the Novorossiysk sea trade port.

❗️ The photo shows damage to at least one tank on the territory of JSC "IPP", which transships petroleum products, liquid mineral fertilizers and vegetable oils. pic.twitter.com/31UE8oWSR8

— MAKS 23 🇺🇦👀 (@Maks_NAFO_FELLA) May 19, 2024

That's how average Ukrainian hit on oil refinery looks like

@Cobra_Commander discus.

While I was banned Ukraine lost 2 towns + rabotino and like 12 villages (don't count)

<- 17 May

so in a month Ukraine lost more that spring counteroffensive and since 17 May, lost their crown gems of spring counteroffensive Rabotino and Khlishivka.

Yesterday they lost Bilohorivka and that's now a huge deal

And not because Russian can go after Seversk but because the front will be straightened by a lot. Since Ukraine is fighting from inner circle they are losing that advantage. Also now holding serivranka forest will be very hard. The town of Seribrianka (pointer + on map) will be turned into dust. Bilohorivka held longer than bakhmut tho, that's thanks to terikom (white mountain). Here some Ukrainian propoganda about that “mountain”

https://euromaidanpress.com/2024/04/15/frontline-report-russian-survival-rate-at-3-during-white-mountain-storming-near-luhansks-bilohorivka/

Ukraine obviously will downplay it and claim it Russian didn't capture it. They did the same with Rabotino recently.

You ask google about Rabotino and it tells you

It's not captured by Russian.

You go on khohol army sponsored map

GET UR DOWNVOTES HERE

!downvoters

@JoeBiden discuss

AITAH for telling my husband that I'd rather have divorce than go back to being monogamous even if I want my next relationship to be monogamous

My husband and I, both mid 40's have been together for 25 years. I love him very much and our lives are intertwined. Economy, family, friends so when he told me that he still loved me but wasn't sexually attracted to me anymore (I see you as my best friend and companion) I understood where he was coming from. He didn't want to lose me but he wasn't attracted to me.

We have our house and an apartment in the city. So we agreed to open the marriage and we had some set of rules like no relationships and no fricking in my marital home. No dates, spending money on the women or taking them for vacations etc. all relationshipy things are just between us and he can meet people for casual s*x. Same for me (although it is different since men do take me to dinners and hotels but I don't pay).

This has been going on for a year and I had very difficult time in the beginning and I cried all night when I knew he was in the apartment with someone else. My best friend recommended that I download tinder and at first only talking to new people did it. With time I realized how there are so many other people out there and I started to feel attracted to men other than my husband(I didn't realize I could be turned on without love) and after some months, I started to meet guys. I slept with my first 2 months ago and we still see each other sometimes. And I have met two more.

My husband started wanting me more since he started sleeping with his gf. I don't know how to explain because logically it should have been the opposite shouldn't it (can someone explain why?) but before we opened the marriage he wanted s*x maybe a handful times a year and it increased the more he met other women and now we have s*x regularly. Like once a week.

Yesterday we were having a lazy morning in bed with Netflix and he said that he didn't want this anymore and that we should close the marriage again because we have great s*x now and he loves me and thinks that I am the sexiest and most beautiful woman he knew.

I had a panic episode tbh because I don't think he has come to a realization or anything. I feel that he likes me and wants me now because of the open marriage and not in spite of it. If we close it he will go back to being unfulfilled. I have done much research about open marriage and the goal of it is to strengthen the existing relationship and this happened to us. I said no. He was very unhappy but I said that we can divorce if this didn't work for him anymore because I have done everything in my power to save our marriage and I feel that I succeeded. I don't want to go back to when we almost lost each other.

He asked me if we got divorced and I started dating, would it be open/poly relationship? I said no. I would want a monogamous relationship so he said that I was an ah who did want to give him the same decency as my hypothetical future partner

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Idk if this is a !foidmoment or !moidmoment but I'm leaning moidmoment since he started the whole thing

Anyways Redditors are tired off hearing these failing relationships

Wow, two people that are so far not on the same page that they are in different books. This is likely heading to divorce anyways.

Never heard of a good thing from "opening a marriage/relationship" that started monogamous. Usually it's just prolonging its death. This sounds like OPs husband wanted to have someone else, but got jealous when his wife actually starting seeing someone else.

Lol, he was cheating on her and wanted his cake at home and his side-piece at the apartment.

Yeah, spending the first night you know your partner is out with someone else sobbing in bed is not the kind of mental state you should be in for an open relationship to work, what the heck. Opening a formerly closed relationship rarely works, and in the exceedingly rare case that it does, it's because the relationship was in a good place to start with, and not lacking in anything. OP's relationship was lacking, and so her husband sought fulfillment elsewhere - it was never going to work when that's how they started out.

Totally agree, it was rough at first. But sometimes rocky starts can still lead to positive changes. They found a way to make it work and reignite their connection. Every relationship is different, and this setup seems to be what saved theirs. 🤔

Ain't no way?

>nepo baby that self doxxes on their reddit profile

Yep the exact kind of person to say some dumbass shit lmao

Y'all are both AHs. He asked for this, and is an AH. In certain respects, his wounds are self-inflicted. You refuse to admit you love the new attention and now falsely proclaim the only way to keep him interested in you (with a spark) is for you to frick other men. You're an AH too. What a mess.

Have you guys tried marriage counseling? Sounds like you don't want to keep the open marriage because you actually like being able to sleep with other men, you just like being wanted and that it's caused your husband to want you again. You can probably still have that with your husband, in a monogamous marriage if you guys put the effort you've been putting in dates into each other. If you really don't want to close the marriage though I think that's understandable. He's the one who asked for it and you reluctantly agreed, despite the initial pain it caused you. Now that you're happy with the arrangement it's not fair of him to be angry you don't want to go back. These are the consequences of his actions.

Sis this is well past counseling

So you can go on dates, but he cant? YTA 100%

I'm glad he figured out the issue so quickly lmao

Anyways there are literally thousands more comments to laugh at in the thread

Wakanda Science pic.twitter.com/2GF1deHIeb

— 🌴 Josh Lekach 🌴 (@JoshLekach) May 20, 2024

There's plenty of fun bickering in the replies about whether Terrence Howard is a crackpot or actually a genius with 97 patents.

Here's an article with some highlights., and here's another twitter thread with slightly less bickering.

!dramatards !metashit !friendsofpizzashill its the x3 event so we gotta grind for dramacoin while the jannies allow it

post comments in this thread to get upvoted by everyone else who posts comments post comments to get the snowball rolling as well and we can make this a successful grinding experience

give this thread awards like a to get free dramacoin

please PLEASE do not chud award me

EU Parliament elections: June 6th to 9th

Circle the calendar.

I might even tip a few DC if you're nice about it

White - 4 votes

Yellow - 1 votes

This is not a trick question for anyone here, my ulterior motives lie beyond this site and I just want to know the consensus.

Thank you for your attention.

👩: You know, your brother just sold one of your dad's old comic books on ebay. It went for $1,800.

(unaware that we had any of my dad's old comic books): great!

👩: so I was thinking the money should be split between the three of you. $600 each.

: thank you!

👩: You know, honestly, your sister doesn't need the money. How about I give you $900 and you don't tell her about this. 😉

: haha, ok!

https://old.reddit.com/r/Plumbing/comments/154bvud/overflowing_clogged_potty_and_wont_flush/?sort=controversial

Close and lock the door. Then move and change your name.

My thoughts

auger

My plumber got so pissed off he kept having to come back and unclog my potty that he bought me an auger. LOL, and he was charging $100+ for each visit hahahah.

Bro at that point I would just burn the house down honestly.

Like even if you get the potty unclogged you gonna have to bleach the whole bathroom and the potty seat gonna have be tossed unless you really about that life ahahaha

!poopers