pretty sad his dad left him... I thought this was gonna be a story about a guy ticking off his wife by drawing too many maps :(

• https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1cwep3p/philip_buckingham_the_uk_government_has_admitted/?sort=controversial

• https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1cwcqdl/declan_lynch_j%C3%BCrgen_klopps_1_premier_league/?sort=controversial

• https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1cwdri8/sky_sports_kris_boyd_on_manchester_citys_115/?sort=controversial

• https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1cwdnng/champions_of_europes_top_nine_football_leagues/?sort=controversial

• https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1cw9y6o/west_ham_fans_at_manchester_city_yesterday_when/?sort=controversial

!football

And they even get a happy ending

Talk about french kino in this thread

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The way she slaps it and then throws it like a hammer is what makes it so entertaining (3)

Yea will be entertaining when someone does it to you (-2)

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Are you really comparing a rooster to a dog, just because they are both animals? (-1)

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Congrats on being an idiot by trying to make it about race. (-1)

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Worked at a rescue kind of spot with easily 200 chickens, 50 turkeys, 3 rheas, 3 emus, few pigs, 10 goats, and a sheep. 98% of the chickens were fine, but there were definitely 2 roosters I would have done this to. Those mfers would hunt you down. I'd have to lock myself in the coup so they couldn't get in, and they'd keep pacing around trying to get in. (Also 1 of the emus was completely psycho and would charge you if you came within 100ft of it, luckily they are easily scared away) I'd rather by charged by the angry emu, then deal with angry roosters. (18)

Was just gonna say. I often pet sit for this family who raises chickens. The hens are more or less fine but the one rooster they have is such a b-word. And not even like a big one, just this little shit that thinks he's hot shit. I'd be lying if I said I haven't (lightly) punted that little fricker to show him who's boss. (7)

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Yes, there is a distinct difference between eating tasty food and murdering a living being personally. Both from a psychological perspective and a moral one. (1)

Only to people who live in a world where the concept of consuming meat is completely detached from the inherent death and murder it entails... being ignorant of the fact you're supporting animal slaughter doesn't make it somehow more moral. Cannibalism bad whether it's a pyscho killing and eating a stranger or a "regular consumer" entering a "restaurant" to eat pieces of human meat that don't resemble a human in any way besides being called human nuggets. The latter involves killing millions of humans. (2)

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If a dog attacked you? I would definitely spin toss that shit.People here are weirdly dillusional. If you get an increasing strength in whooping and still go back for more, then it's on you. (5)

Yeah.. if a dog repeatedly attacked me, i would kill it. Or at least try to. Its either gonna be killed by me or whatever agency comes to destroy it for being a threat to humans. I don't see why humans should hold back against animals when their health is in danger, even if their life necessarily isn't. They aren't human. They don't understand logic necessarily. It's an easy way to let yourself get seriously hurt. (2)

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— Shitpost 2077 (@shitpost_2077) May 13, 2024

Lyrics:

Mindless human faith

Lays naked there to waste

Neurotic choking eyeballs

Fuels paranoid crazed cells

Slide into darkness, slither down the shaft

Slide into darkness, slither down the shaft of heck

Movements mirror his subjects

Shifting through the lens

Dirty shadows dissipate

Dissolve into myself

Slide into darkness, slither down the shaft of heck

Sterilize all contact points

Inhale if you want to breathe

Dirty poison oxygen, delivers symphony

Sterilize all contact points

Inhale if you want to breathe

Sterilize all contact points

Inhale if you want to breathe

Dirty poison oxygen, delivers symphony

Sterilize all contact points

Inhale if you want to breathe

Sterilize all contact points

Inhale if you want to breathe

Dirty poison oxygen, delivers symphony

Sterilize all contact points

Inhale if you want to breathe

Body parts bleached

Amputated feelings

Fluid core dismembered

Dissolved into abyss

Know any more?

Movies like Natural Born Killers

True Romance

Sin City

sigma male protagonist is optional eg. Forrest Gump

South Africa is one of a handful of countries along with the United Kingdom that is significantly poorer than it was a decade ago: its GDP per capita has declined from $8,800 in 2012 to $6,190 in 2023.

!britbongs

An incredible 47 per cent of South Africans rely on social grants as their primary source of income, a measure of both the relative success of the government's welfare programme and the economic disasters of the past decade.

MK's platform is a mix of Zuma's sense of personal victimhood, Zulu nationalism, opposition to constitutional rule, nationalising strategic industries, ending South Africa's green energy policies, the creation of a new upper house for indigenous kings and queens (a decolonial House of Lords), as well as the expropriation of all land without compensation by the state and for it to be under the custody of traditional leaders.

@kaamrev @sneedman !africans