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Just like cast iron, redditors are way too precious about this stuff.
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The offending post: Little country boy trying his hand. How'd I do with spaghetti and meatballs?:
Frick that fake tilt shift, who thinks it looks good? 75% of the picture is blurred. I also hate the title, but that's not why we're here.
The top comment:
Good but not Italian, we don't put meatballs on spaghetti, that's american [+81]
So you're telling me that in the entire history of the nation of Italy, no one has ever put a meatball on top of spaghetti? [+4]
We first eat pasta, then as the second plate we eat meatballs [+1]#
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. So basically if you have two Italian foods and you eat them separately, it's Italian. But if you put them on the same plate it's not Italian. Like I said, dumbest thing I've ever heard. [+1]
Well my nonna used to make spaghetti and meatballs ...
Death to all nonna-posters
you can do whatever you want with your food, but it's not Italian. [-1]
The gatekeeping in this sub is off the charts. [+1]
Enter /r/iamveryculinary
Did somebody say "gatekeeping" in a food subreddit? /r/iamveryculinary's monitoring dashboard lights up like a Christmas Tree and it gets reposted there: Someone posted meatballs in the Italian sub. The whole thread is bickering and probably unseen gesturing.
As always the comments are full of hilarity, these really are witty redditors:
If an Italian makes a ball out of meat, they die instantly.
No, the spontaneous combustion only happens when the meatballs touch pasta.
Hot take: if we subtract all the dishes that get eliminated by that sub as "not Italian," Italian cuisine would not be voted the most popular cuisine in the world any more
Where would Italian cuisine be without hot pockets and the Little Caesars lunchtime special?
My hot take is that I don't think Italians do themselves any favors by hyping up Authentic Italian Cuisine(tm) so much. I've been to Italy and I was actually mildly disappointed by the food there at first, I think because it was so ridiculously hyped up in my head.
I'd love to see this Redditor's holiday pictures
Wait until you see all the mean comments I get for my perfectly dark and precisely reproducible roux for gumbo. The Cajuns go beserk when I say I made it in the microwave instead of wasting 30 minutes stirring it on the stove like their memaw, lol. This is, of course, after they've tasted it and liked it.
This post is sponsored by this week's anti-gatekeeping campaigner @Not_a_R-slur. I'd like to thank @Lappland for his weeks of dutiful service and I wish him a happy retirement.
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The banana slices are on a layer below the top layer
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Takoyaki
Tastes amazing. Just love going down my local Chinese owned, Korean employee sushi joint and getting some takoyaki skewers.
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I'm going to put as much effort into this rereview as they put into their menu revitalization, which is to say not much.
They didn't actually fix or solve anything of substance. All they did was remove mustard from all menu items, add cheese to a couple sandwiches, and call it a day. I'm serious, they did jack shit. I only went here with other people, and they like mustard so they don't want to go back. By extension I'm not going back to Panera either. Good riddance.
Lmao that was about the only thing they had going for them... I'll stick with Subway if I want low quality sandwiches.
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I have a confession to make. I watch cooking youtubers. I'm sorry, I understand if you block me after having admitted that. I made the thing from this video:
I like Sam the Cooking Guy. He's funny. He posts almost every day because he's a sperg (also because I believe he's the #1 cooking youtube guy right now). You have to take his reactions with a grain of salt. He will make a salisbury steak or something and act like he's jizzing in his pants on camera because it's so good. It probably isn't really that good. This recipe is pretty good, though.
I did everything as described in his recipe link, except for two things. I followed the directions for my rice cooker instead of whatever he said, and I omitted his sauce, because it seemed unnecessary. There were already green onions, garlic, and ginger in the rice. I didn't see a good reason to put a sauce made out of mostly just those same 3 ingredients on top. I just squirted this (awesome) crap all over it instead:
This was a good recipe. It was extremely low effort, and it was very good. I barely spent any time in the kitchen at all. Highly recommended.
PS: sorry about the weird blur, I guess Samsung was feeling artsy today.
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Fried Spam (Great Value luncheon meat) with egg on rice w/corn, feat. sriracha & mayo, drizzled w/soy sauce and wrapped in nori
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today i went out to a taco restaurant and ordered the strangest item i've seen on their menu
chicken tendies breaded in hot cheeto dust, hot cheeto aioli, macaroni and cheese, and fruity pebbles
rated 6/10
the macaroni would've been much better and slop-pilled if kraft rather than their queso fresco. the fruity pebbles were good.
ended up not eating the other taco because this was a behemoth
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!goyslopenjoyers I saw this one at the gas station when I saw the dr. pebbah flavored one but I didn't buy it until recently
out of desire for completeness, even after being burned by the soda stick, I returned to mr jack link's loving arms to be fed more meat
conclusion? this onen was pretty much normal. frito chili cheese blends well with the concept of meat stick
in fact I ate it last week but I took a break from marsey due to a deat h in the family
and I don't remember anything about it.
I was also eating ground beef with cheese in it that night (homemade slop)
it all blended together
far and above the dr pepper meat which still sits on my desk to this day, opened, bereft one tiny bite, ever enduring. I'll see how long the preservatives last.
if it isn't useful as food it can be of use to science