Opening sequence of my AI Cthulhu movie pic.twitter.com/RZIpjkTo1O

— 𐌖𐌉𐌊𐌀𐌃𐌄 (@vikare06) December 8, 2022

The Simpsons pic.twitter.com/yqseBCKs1B

— Weird Ai Generations (@weirddalle) December 7, 2022

I’d much rather share an Elvis Perkins song, but no one will click on that for ten years. I think we are on a pop culture cusp of new folk songs, because I cannot remember the last “Sheryl crow” or whatever person to write one in like 15 years.

We are riding a cycle, times up

What are your top kinos of 2022?

I may do an effortpost later with an actual review in support of each of my entries, but I'm waiting for a Jenkins pipeline and wanted to do this now

Movies:

1. Everything Everywhere All At Once

2. NOPE

3. The Northman

4. Crimes of the Future

5. Top Gun Maverick

6. Don't Worry Darling

7. The Batman

TV

1. (tie) Pachinko & Station Eleven

2. The Rehearsal

3. Severance

4. Under the Banner of Heaven

5. The Bear

6. Better Call Saul

7. Barry

8. The Dropout

9. Andor

10. House of the Dragon

11. We Own This City

12. Atlanta

13. Fleishman Is In Trouble

14. Dexter: New Blood

15. WeCrashed

16. Pantheon

Honorable mentions:

• Yellowjackets

• Reacher

• The Terminal List

• American Gigolo

• Outer Range

• Slow Horses

• The White Lotus

• 1883

• Winning Time: Rise of the LA Lakers

What were your favorite kinos of the year?

It's confirmed that Rose married and had kids but instead of thinking about the man she had been married to for DECADES, she is still thinking about that one guy she fricked once in her twenties

The Russo Brothers have shared new AI-generated art depicting an #Avengers movie directed by Wes Anderson... More photos: https://t.co/CA43shYW4e pic.twitter.com/2FX8WDaDDU

— MCU - The Direct (@MCU_Direct) December 5, 2022

What if a bear did cocaine?...

If you don't have the 127 Hours and Social Network soundtracks you missing ain't with it.

Reminder if you don't watch movies in theaters this holiday season you hate cinema and should stop watching it. About to watch Violent Night, prolly gonna be shit but who cares.

Also Glass Onion last week was super kino, absolutely a pleasure to watch on the big screen.

My local Cinemark is absolutely shillworthy, I will do it for free. Every single theater has recliners and the rewards program has great value. Anyone else love their theater? What are you seeing this holiday season?

This is based on a wonderful series (the Arkady Renko series) by Martin Cruz Smith (best one is Wolves Eat Dogs) but it’s a great movie all alone. If you like the movie, read the series of books. They were written from 1980 - 2009 and Smith lived there and knew his shit

Don't you dare give me hope... pic.twitter.com/XutNmaQ6EL

— The Critical Drinker (@TheCriticalDri2) December 1, 2022

Unironically a very aesthetic and enjoyable movie.

[Queue laugh track]