Consistently one of the funniest, most insightful posters on this site.

Good job, QuintariousSneed!

This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

Correction: Your cake is disgusting.

So like.. you’ve never made a cake just to have it around? Never ordered dessert at a restaurant and it’s cake? Parents never made cake for a dessert after dinner? The only time you’ve EVER had cake was at functions? You’ve legitimately never enjoyed any slice of cake you’ve ever had? All the times you had cake prior to your husband you were miserable and hated every moment of it? Because in one sentence you say “with exceedingly rare exception it just doesn’t taste good” which indicates you’ve had good cake. But the next line it’s “doesn’t matter what form, it’s all disgusting.” Soooo it seems like you do like cake, just not all cake.. and your opinion is clouded by your husbands opinion.

I don't know where you live, but most cakes I know are delicious AF. We've got marzipan cake, chocolate cake, marbled cake, probably a few dozen variants of fruit cakes, cheese cake, a few types of poppy seed cakes, cakes with pudding etc. There are hundreds of different cakes, maybe even thousands. Unless you detest sweet things in general, there's a cake for you.

Do you have any idea how completely stupid you make yourself sound.

Now let's run through this again. You ate cake your entire life until someone told you they don't like . So no you don't like it. If that same person worshipped the ground that cake sits on you would love cake. Lay off the cake for sure and grow yourself a brain.

Entire thread is full of fun shit:

https://twitter.com/RightWingCope/status/1527622672783400960

"Monica Lewinsky is a fuckin hoe and Bill Clinton is a god damn pimp!"

-Kid Rock

Voting for Greens because Richard di Natalie offered me a spring roll as a kid, who’re you voting for?

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I have a wedding in Michigan this week so I figured Chicago would be cool to see and lo and behold this entire city is filled with soy faced cumskins. Not really sure what I expected but it definitely wasn't a bunch of hustle and bustle hipsters. Maybe a bunch of dumpy, haggard looking Slavs?

Side note: nobody here has heard of engine block heaters and I genuinely don't understand how they survive the winter

This is, without exaggeration, the most neurodivergent thing I've ever witnessed. She put out some Chris Chan-level shit just now. She called into Martin Shkreli's Twitter space and just poured her heart about about having autism.

She also asked him if he committed financial fraud, then asked for advice in case she commits financial fraud through NFTs (saying Web3 is the only way she can socially express herself) then thanked him for being a role model to people with autism, then continued babbling about autism

Watch out for the recordings. This is so much better than you're imagining.