Welcome back dramanauts! Like a studio of rappers and Jada Smith’s bedroom, another month has fome and gone! It’s once again time to look back, and fight back the creeping thoughts of 2022 peaking in February!

The best place to start is right where we left off…

War in Ukraine? More like Snore in Ukraine.

The world has banded together to raise gas prices everywhere solely in an effort to moral-post about Ukraine.

• Tik tokker debrief on Ukraine at the WH

But seriously folks. People are dying and we had some real heroes volunteer to fight the good fight for those heckin wholesome Ukrainians. Too bad those heroes were redditors.

• Redditor training camp gets rekt

• Reddit’s visit yo ukraine isn’t going well

• Reddit vs Marine

Leading to the inevitable conclusion to Reddit’s tour in Ukraine.

• distancing our-self from /r/volunteersforukraine

Anyways in more important news…

The rDrama Wars Continue

The battle for terminally online superiority is mounting. Our brave troops have been sent to the farthest corners of Reddit to strike down the chuds who threaten our great motherland.

• rDrama Special Military Operation

• Hostile Furry Groomercord is disarmed

• r/punk seethes at rDrama military

however the casualties are beginning to mount. We are witnessing more sovereign dramneurodivergent reddit accounts being jannied, by the day.

• MasterLawlz got banned

• Stupidpol makes an unprovoked attempt on Aevann’s life

• Inspiring words by LandlordMessiah

We’ve even witnessed the return of another /r/drama veteran @corporal_hicks1.

• corporal-hicks finally joins this awesome site

We can only expect more casualties as the war escalates further. General Carp is expected to debrief a status report on the operation later in Apiril.

rDrama witch hunts begin…

Dramaneighbor turns on dramaneighbor when those in power finally get sick of the anime and straggot menace walking amongst us. Anime watchers will now be forced to wear a symbol denoting their status while a secret police is hunting down straggots.

• The Straggot Watchlist is formed

• Carp names the weeb

Surely things won’t escalate in the future…

Oh Yeah, Women’s History Month.

Draumneurodivergent set aside their utter repulsion for gussy havers for an entire month to celebrate Womynxs history month! And what better way for dramneurodivergents to celebrate than to indulge their obsession with their favorite women of all… Women 2.0!

• Womxns history month required reading

• The Truth About Lia Thomas

• r/VaushV meltsdown after being asked to define what is a woman

• No one actually believes transwomen are women

Pizzashill’s power increases.

Some of you may have noticed the pizza clones running around, or the fact that the true pizzashill has been enjoying a peculiar streak of not being Chud awarded. Your keen perception is serving you well as rDrama’s most wanted longposter can no longer be affected by any awards whatsoever aftera cult of followers began impersonating the rightoid rebuker.

• Attack of the Clones

• Aevann super charges Pizzashill

• Pizza revels in new found invincibility

Where there’s a Will there’s a Cuck.

In a definitely staged fruitless attempt to make the Oscars relevant again. Will Smith slapped the host Chris Rock after a joke aimed at Jada’s shiny bald head. Somewhat saving the drama yield of March.

• Will Smith Just slapped Chris Rock

• OJ Condemns Will

• Menslibbers share their wisdom

March 2022 Top Posts and One Offs!

Here are some of the tops posts and a collection of the more isolated events that happened in March

• pizzafoid goes on Tinder

• state of the Union mishap

• Top Marsey of March

• Crashing this company with no survivors.

• How one comment killed /r/okbuddyr-slurred

That wraps up another month of drama? What did you think about it? Who do you think was the rdrama MVP of March? Have a post that didn’t make the recap that should? Tell me! If not then I’ll see you in April for another dramatic recap!