orange site:https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42971446

they been good boize this year, they deserve it come on!

This isn’t true and you fricking know it

— Alyssa Mercante (@alyssa_merc) February 8, 2025

So long and short I enjoy watching Alone, a "survival" show where a bunch of off-grid r-slurs starve themselves to win a couple of bucks. They're "Alone" in the sense they after they are dropped off they have no communication but a radio to say "halp, I am dying, please come get me" and random medical check-ups that I'm sure some insurance guy was like "yeah you need that."

So I'm browsing Netflix and I see Alone: Australia and I'm legit and decide to tune in. The last several seasons of Alone have been up in northern Canada so I'm like "cool, change of scenery, win win"

Well I'm half way thru the third episode and 3 of the 10 people have already quit. It's DAY 3.

Why did the people call to quit?

1. I miss my ugly wife and kid.

2. I can't start a fire boo fricking who

3. I'm 22 and I got covid!

Yes, that is right, in their little med-kit designated for if you chop into your leg with an ax they have Covid tests. This season was from 2023.

Other things of how cucked Australia and this version of the show is.

Some lesbo PhD felt bad about having to hook a worm to go fishing, and states "i wouldn't mind not catching a fish."

Multiple people are already dizzy from lack of food.

If they cast a line for fishing they have to sit and watch it incase they hook a platypus because it might drown and they must save it.

They can't hunt with a bow.

Told NOT to eat any forgeable mushrooms incase they misidentify

In disbelief I scrolled through to the end and at the end of this episode another cuck fricker leaves.

This isn't in the middle of the outback either, but on Tasmania, where it rains like, 200 days a year or some shit. And it's a little chilly. And plenty of trees. And nobody has mentioned a croc so probably no fricking crocs.

This season is 11 episodes plus a reunion. I don't think I can make it bros.

I just want to watch my hecko outdoor survival shit why must those down-under cute twinks be so fricking lame

Aussies explain yourselves

highlights from this thread include:

https://old.reddit.com/r/rs_x/comments/1iksaim/comment/mbp3tmu/?context=8

yeah this super scary d&d nerd who wants to make america a monarchy is why you MUST vote blue no matter who

https://old.reddit.com/r/rs_x/comments/1iksaim/comment/mbp6o7s/?context=8

this very stable guy posts exclusively in rsp subs and /r/oldergenz

https://old.reddit.com/r/rs_x/comments/1iksaim/comment/mbpwbrg/?context=8

you have 30k comment karma in rsp subs over a few months

https://old.reddit.com/r/rs_x/comments/1iksaim/comment/mbp38tq/?context=8

redditor of 6 years calmed down because federal bureaucrats didn't quit

https://old.reddit.com/r/rs_x/comments/1iksaim/comment/mbpghly/?context=8

this cute twink actually unironically trotted out the "prep for tuesday" bit from /r/twoxpreppers lol

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXPreppers/comments/1go8o1g/prep_for_tuesday_not_doomsday_because_under/

https://old.reddit.com/r/rs_x/comments/1iksaim/comment/mbou456/?context=8

the usual callbacks to 2016-2020

https://old.reddit.com/r/rs_x/comments/1iksaim/comment/mbp5lbe/?context=8

autism man is going to use your social security number to launder money to buy video game items

its all so tiresome

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I can't believe USAID gave 10 million dollars to various girls to ghost, reject or break up with me

— Chairman (@LRH_Superfan) February 6, 2025

!Meowr !fakecels

[I have to make this edit because I overestimated you tards. ENGLISH MOTHERLOVERS. Do you speak it? This post is not about foreign aid in general, whether USAID is corrupt (probably is ), etc. It is about chuds' attitude to the specific institution USAID over time.]

Above is the google searches for "usaid" over the last 5 years, so it goes all the way back to Trump's first term.

Here's the last month. Notice it has nothing to do with Trump's inauguration. It just suddenly fires up one day when the NPCs got their firmware update.

I've seen chuds all over this place acting like they always knew USAID is corrupt and this has been common knowledge throughout society for a long time.

Here's a good example from @finbarfin: USAID, one of the more infamous money laundering arms of our sprawling government

Infamous? Like Charles Manson? Benedict Arnold? Idi Amin? That Borgia chick who poisoned people? I've never in my life heard someone describe a person as "infamous" because they just became hated by a fraction of the population in the last week.

But Redactor, we've always hated USAID! We've been railing against their corruption for so long.

This site's users are neurodivergent, highly political, mostly right-wing so surely it has come up. Well, let's look at the data. (I know that's what the DOGE boys would do.) It was mentioned in 58 posts, of which 7 are from more than a month ago. It was mentioned in 134 comments, 13 from more than a month ago. Most of these just mention it in passing. Quite a few are negative, but not in the way our current chud program says. Most of these are attacking the politicians who ordered USAID to do something, third world people for stealing, or pointing out the actually true fact that it's largely a corporate welfare program for farmers. I'm not finding anything about corruption in the agency itself.

Did anyone post any evidence that they actually gave a shit about the internal workings of USAID back then? There was one person. Just one person. Can you guess who it was? I'll give you some time to think this over.

It was me! Little old Redactor. Not only did I care, I cared enough to read the entire fricking section of Project 2025 about it.

And what was my opinion of it? It must be some woke soy libtard response. I probably cried on the shoulders of another guy in my polycule. You know me, the left-wing extremist.

I skimmed through Intelligence and USAID. It actually wasn't too scary. Most of it was just boilerplate "we should do things more efficiently" bullshit that could just as easily come from the Democrats. Their only new ideas were funneling aid money to missionaries in Africa and using aid to hurt Iran somehow.

Why did I choose those two sections? Why not health care, education, finance, other more important stuff? Because this was what I felt I was most qualified to evaluate.

I am the only one of you r-slurs who actually knew anything about your issue du jour before now. I even knew what was supposed to be Daddy's game plan for it. You can't deny it. I am the King of Chuds. It's time for you to crown me.

Can't help but notice a common theme here.

Zero crackers.

How many _ _ _ users are they protecting at this point

would you do it? the text chat was amazing but she looks identical. even my brother said it was too close. we were married a loooong time.

been on three dates with this other lady and she's hot but a little awkward there has been nothing physical at all yet so i'm thinking about cutting it off to talk to the ex wife lady. the awkward lady doesnt have kids so that's convenient.

switched to tinder yesterday and i'm blowing up so will see where so if those go but darn… kinda just want to go for the ex wife lady. but if it were to get serious she would find out about her resemblance to my ex wife pretty quickly. i would probably have to bring it up before she found out. conflicted.

In;b4 "le heckin sportsball sucks!!!"

BREAKING:

Donald Trump officially cuts off all aid to South Africa. pic.twitter.com/tRqBaz3BpW

— Globe Eye News (@GlobeEyeNews) February 9, 2025

They are ready to roar, without funds, they can only shout

Trump is the MAN

SA doesn´t respect the white people

— WW3finalboss 🇮🇱 🇺🇦 (@WW3finalboss) February 9, 2025

At this point I'm sure that every account mentioning lions or roaring is a

Funny how “human rights” only matter when it serves their agenda. Cutting aid to South Africa just because they called out Israel’s violations? Make it make sense.

— R! (@TheFirst1to) February 9, 2025

Here's how you too can blame Israel

Hi Trump, when are you fetching all the apartheid beneficiaries that are complaining to you ? They are descendants of the Dutch who stole our forefathers land. They r*ped and killed to appropriate the land on their arriving from Holland 🇳🇱

— Ngwana Wa Modimo 🫶🏾🫶🏾 (@IsraelMoukangwe) February 9, 2025

That's a good point actually, Merica pls carpet bomb the tulip eaters

The real truth is because of BRICS affiliation and the fact that Cape Town beat New York as best city in the world this time around. pic.twitter.com/gpMF87mzda

— Sage🇿🇦✈️🌍🛬 (@SagewaseSouthAh) February 9, 2025

Yeah, I'm sure Trump can't sleep at night because of Cape Town

Good riddance South Africa doesn't need him. It's high time we as Africans depend on ourselves.

— niwdalg ☠️ (@niwdalg_) February 9, 2025

About that...

On behalf of South Africans, thank you so much for doing us a favour to be independent. We appreciate and accept the discontinuation of your lousy funding. pic.twitter.com/fCZ5mLfOVw

— Oracle (@Oracle5152) February 9, 2025

We don't even need your money white devil

Trump's policies
1. I don't need neighbors, impose tariffs on them wall
2. I work for Israel
3. Anyone against Israel is my enemy
4. I am mister know all
5. I work for Israel
6. I work for Israel
7. I work for Israel

— People (@MadawaMan_) February 9, 2025

If only the strongest country in the world love your country as much as it loves Israel...

I hope SA will stand up and not bow down to Trump! I think African countries need to accept that we will not die without aid. Let's all work together on building our countries using internal resources.

— Baraka Megiroo (@BarakaMegiroo) February 9, 2025

>Africa

>work together

South Africa's and indeed Africa's true greatness and prowess is about to be unleashed...sometimes comfort zones hold us back!

— Agatha's Son (@TakuraChamuka) February 9, 2025

America beware, you've made a very powerful enemy today

Some of us we have never received any aid . So it won’t make any difference.

— Lolo (@lioneszT) February 9, 2025

Oh, everything will be fine then!

per @SgtHartman https://rdrama.net/post/341125/you-may-not-like-it-chuds/7769343#context

I used to go on college humor when I was a kid but fell off when I was a teen like most of the people here. I just tried to find the website and couldnt. Apparently theyve rebranded based on their youtube page.

So i went to the new website and what do you know? Its like every other media slop around now. Lets get into their original programing

Dungeons and drag queens which looks like understudies for ru pauls

Make some noise which is described as "A game show where talented contestants compete to bring to life silly prompts." Chat GPT 2 could have come up with a more passionate show description

um actually which is "Introducing a game show of fandom minutiae one-upmanship, where nerds do what nerds do best: flaunt encyclopedic nerd knowledge at Millennium Falcon nerd-speed." again the description makes me viscerally cringe

and

Adventuring party which appears to be just the view but with the same D list drag queens

Just another example of shit I used to like ing out for an ever shrinking audience and straddling bankruptcy.

@Smol