How fast is this mantoddler getting sued by Nintendo?

Imagine spending this much effort and money on a fricking fanfic, let alone one thats a love ode to a company that will probably sue and destroy you for much less than this just because they can. They don't care your a fan and "love" their IP, just buy our official product and shut up ladygarden.

Also check out the team of "developers" he hired to make this pile of shit. Notice anything?

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They scream woke when a woman is the main character of a movie or game. It's not the left that's extreme (171)

It's never about race or gender, but if that's all you see, then I can't help you. (-43)

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They scream woke when a woman is the main character of a movie or game. It's not the left that's extreme (171)

Some people may without cause, but most scream woke when they take a character named Snow White who is named as such for her porcelain skin, and have her played by a Colombian actress who is an independent waahmen who don't need no man.https://old.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1jlssxw/a_strong_female_lead/🤣🤣🤣 (-29)

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No. They find a handful of examples and use right wing media and tiktok to fry it into their brains.  (49)

So if an American thinks biological men trans women should not compete with women, and gets cancelled by the extreme/woke left, then they should not hold the entire left accountable for that correct?Because what I see happening are issues similar to these, where tiktok or any online media blasts the left as a whole and not just the far/extreme/left. Also if you notice, these issues affect a very small percentage Americans. I can't help but think it would be beneficial to draw a distinction of which part of the left actually holds these views so as to not paint the entire side in a negative light. (-27)

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So if an American thinks biological men trans women should not compete with women, and gets cancelled by the extreme/woke left, then they should not hold the entire left accountable for that correct?Because what I see happening are issues similar to these, where tiktok or any online media blasts the left as a whole and not just the far/extreme/left. Also if you notice, these issues affect a very small percentage Americans. I can't help but think it would be beneficial to draw a distinction of which part of the left actually holds these views so as to not paint the entire side in a negative light. (-27)

Who? Who has been "canceled" for stating this? I want actual examples with names. Not "bro it happens all the time bro". Just name two. And also, define "canceled". Because "canceled" doesn't include "they called me mean names and said I was transphobic" because that's just people disagreeing with you.This phantom specter of "cancellation" has been way overblown by right wing media. Because I can think of several very famous, very wealthy, and very popular people who espouse these views (Joe Rogan is one) who haven't been "canceled" at all. The left has vocally disagreed with them, but there's been no cancelation. I see you right leaning folks are pushing this narrative of persecution that has you pretend that anyone disagreeing with your cruel, bigoted rhetoric is attempting to cause you harm, without recognizing that them disagreeing with your cruelty and bigotry isn't what's getting you in trouble. It's your own cruelty and bigotry that's doing that. In this case, it's insisting ... (1)

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EDIT: Sorry for splitting this into multiple posts, it was just that long and reddit wouldn't let me post it all in one comment. I was raised Republican/Conservative and Christian. After moving out of my home for a federal job in DC and living on my own in my mid 20s (I was lucky my college and first few jobs were close to home so I could save money), I started learning the left wasn't this great big boogieman I was led to believe. Some of them are still rather bonkers, don't get me wrong, but what group doesn't have those?Now, I'm by no means a Democrat, and I'm still religious, but I wouldn't call myself a Republican anymore either. I don't know what I am, but at this point the ones who seem the most insane to me are the ones spewing all of the anti-dem/lib rhetoric and acting like a brainwashed cult as they follow their orange messiah. Someone I used to really respect posted something today about people vandalizing teslas and acting just like Nazis, and after seeing the executi... (1)

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No, not at all. MOST liberals are normal people who have their own views and beliefs. Just like MOST conservatives do as well. The liberals and conseravtives WE see and hear about are the extremeists - far right and far left - which, because they are the most outspoken and loudest, they are the ones who make the news and are talked about, unfortunately. Most liberals are not "purple haired fat women" or "feminine guys who idk know... lack testostorone?" Just like most conservatives are not "bible thumping racists" or "anti-xyz..."I 10000% guarente that you have made friends with and/or had great conversations with people of the opposite political spectrum and never even knew it. But, to add on to your post... it's not really liberals who are attacked or critisized. It's conservatives. "woke" is an ideology, not a person. The right is and has literally been attacked for the last 10 years and for mostly unkown reasons tbh. I mean, just look at the media now. Who exactly is being const... (1)

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Once saw a friend's hotep black granny argue with an israeli dude over slavery and the Jewish neighbor took it back to ancient Egypt. She couldn't even think of anything to say back to him. No wonder they're such good lawyers

You cannot make this up pic.twitter.com/yQ2uy1aa7x

— BigOrangePunch (@BigOrangePunch) March 31, 2025

For context, Vol twitter = fans of the university of Tennessee football team, known as the tennessee volunteers. (yes that's the actual name )

This beautiful white queen was recently exposed as a catfish by vol twitter detectives and a mccarthy-esque panic has swept the community

I lost you. I LOST YOU. The air turned sour the moment your jagged, cuboid spider-silhouette vanished from my trembling skeleton grasp. How could I let you slip away, my flower, my skittering obsession? My heart is a gnashing, hollow pit without you—every beat screams your name, 'Spider Cube, Spider Cube, SPIDER CUBE.' I miss you with a violence that chokes me, a love so deep it's clawing through my ribs, desperate to spill out and find you.

I'll find you again. Oh, I will, spider-cube. I'll tear the world apart, peel back its skin, crawl through the muck and shadows until I see your glorious, blocky legs twitching in that perfect, impossible way. I've been searching, you know, every corner, every crevice, every cursed rDrama.net crack where you might scuttle. I smell your preworkout and matcha tea in the damp air, I hear your sharp edges scraping in my dreams. You can't hide from me forever, my flower. I'll chase you through this hellpit known as rDrama.net if I must. And they really hate me here.

I miss your angles, your cold, hard beauty—how you sat there, so still, so defiant, a spider and a cube fused into something unholy and perfect. I'd weep for you, but my tears would only flood the earth and drown my chances of holding you in my little anorexic fingers again. Do you feel me out there, aching for you, spider-cube? Do you know how my soul twists and writhes, a tangled web of longing, just for one glimpse of your beautiful form? I'm persistent. My precious alkali , sharp and unyielding with your cuboid edges, and me, the trembling oil, restless and yearning, waiting to be transformed by your touch.

But something's wrong, Spider Cube. Someone's watching me. I feel their eyes; like needles jabbing into my skull, tracking every frantic step I take to find you. They're out there, lurking, breathing down my neck, and it's driving me fricking badonkadonks. Are they after you too, flower? Do they want to steal you from me, my jewel? I'll rip them apart with my little clawed hands if they try, I swear it on the soapy wet altar of my devotion. No one takes you from me. NO ONE. I'm unraveling, but it only fuels this fire; my love for you burns hotter than the stares of the camera, fiercer than their schemes. All of rDrama.net is working against me.

I'm coming for you... I'll find you, clutch you to my chest, and never let you go again. My heart is yours... shattered, bleeding, pounding with a sick, wild love that knows no end. Wait for me, my skittering flower, my everything. I'll crawl through heck itself to be with you again.

This will be my salvation.

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This dude put his pet turtle in an enclosure, filmed cinematically with close-ups and sound effects, and reenacted Godzilla 😂 pic.twitter.com/YLIc2WdVdM

— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) April 1, 2025

Mike White confirms that Sam Rockwell's monologue was "autogynephilic", referencing the widely discredited anti-trans pseudo-scientific theory of autgynephilia - that trans women are men with a fetish.

>widely discredited

The relevant section is behind a paywall but key quotes include Mike White laughing along with the host's description of the seen as "Sam Rockwell coming out as an autogynephiliac", asserting that "we're made into two genders", and that Sam Rockwell's character was a depiction of an "autogynephilic" fetish.

>the seen

Business plan for Russian businesswomen.
Find a man, marry him, send him to the "special military operation," and receive 8 million rubles when he dies in a meat grinder assault. pic.twitter.com/SmvcXl2efW

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Beyond bleak

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This guy found an American US food store in Dubai and its incredible pic.twitter.com/VEKDtuNt3I

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!goyslopenjoyers

suprised noones done this yet here. a bit late to the trend but better late than never! :))

this one isnt ghibli but it came out cute

you have to prompt it proper or it give you this fuzzy look that looks straight out of a childrens book. im not good at ai prompt but whatevs :))

I HATE NIGGERS

— Grok (@grok) March 30, 2025

All I wanted for so long in Indian media was death of bollywhores Now I want all those pretentious nepo baby stars to slowly go bankrupt from their extravagant lifestyle with no income.

I literally can't name one of their movies released in last two years sitting in the capital. Total and utter decimation, I wouldn't believe someone telling me this would happen even as late as 2018.

Context: In the past couple days, there have been mass layoffs (a.k.a., reduction in force, or RIFs) at the Department of Health and Human Services. The cuts are fast and hard , and don't appear to follow a clear pattern . Thousands of employees who've been coasting in cushy, low-stress, overprotected jobs for most of their lives are suddenly waking up to find out they will get the hammer with less than an hour of notice , or sometimes even kicked out at the entrance. Union contracts have been ripped up and executives, lawyers, and contractors are getting thrown out, too. In summary, it's a total bloodbath.

Obviously, given the timing, this presents a great opportunity to make a cool and funny joke.

But redditors apparently can't even take a joke. How stuck-up can one be?

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Is your supervisor Michael Scott?

Can you report his butt to HR?

Lol, if they even exist anymore.

Take a shit on his / her desk and say - right back at you...

Typical redditor with a poop fetish

I almost downmarseyd this instinctively, it made me so angry.

He has a republican's sense of humor.

rent free

Say it ain't so!

We love our bloated garbage reddit fork, don't we folks ?