i figured out the formula

If you would all pause fighting for a moment and pay attention to me, I have an annoucment to make: My book is available for pre-order. If you or someone you love has tried and failed to get control over alcohol, this book is for you: https://t.co/51Y10eiMVT

— Katie Herzog (@kittypurrzog) February 3, 2025

it begins anew!

LITERAL cover art xisters... copyright infringement! !g*mers !1337 !sigmastacies

You're not alone.

!nonchuds Why are chud cops and doctors so dumb

a btard shot up a SFI school (SFI = svenska för invandrare, school for learning Swedish). 35 y/o, weirdo, white, the works.

im from the city where it happened and my parents attended these classes 15 years ago...

and everyone is tripping over their feet trying not to "politicse" a political shooting. Aftonbladet called the murderer a "lone wolf" lol.

he did one good thing tho in that he offed himself.

Hi everyone!

Haven't posted here in a few weeks. I've passed my first GED exam and my 19th birthday party is soon!

Was gonna ask something: if I'm doing a science experiment for something in particular, but nothing is working, when should I see a doctor? I'm tired of trying to play God and fix my health problems.

Also... IT WAS 78 TODAY. 78°F. MY OPEN WOUNDS FEEL LIKE THEY'RE COOKING, LIKE MY FLESH IS ON A STOVE TOP. Gonna have to go into quarantine during the summer, I think. I got up today to go to an ophthalmologist appointment just for them to tell me I have dry eyes.... Severe photophobia because my eyes are dry. Got up with no sleep, was passing out in the car and in the office, my wounds were frying, because I need to go to the doctors office for him to "prescribe" me OTC eyedrops.

I HATE EVERYONE!! However, I think I will continue the science experiments and change my variables. I'm not doing anything dangerous, I swear! I do this at least once a year.

Will check back soon— I need to change the variables.

!r-slurs !neurodivergents !ifrickinglovescience

P.S: Is there a ping for physically disabled or chronically ill people? There's one for trans people, so I'm like assuming there has to be.

is this why AOC is so popular amongst these folx or is it just

"Bigot blaster" I love this

Gemerald and built for bbc

Seeing these two comments, one next to another, is just so beautiful

act surprised even tjough its been known that he is running DOGE department

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1igvty6/musk_is_a_special_government_employee_the_white/

I want to frick a clown.

So Ferrari guy felt bad about me staying home and ended up buying me a ticket and hotel room for the week. When was the last time your friend dropped $2500 on you and didn't expect anything sexual in return?

The only thing that could go wrong is I'm bringing my camera bag, which my insurance just cancelled because they apparently needed me to get a second appraisal as apparently the first one wasn't good enough for them. It came to $32k the first time. Anyways, if anything happens to it I'm fricked.

butts

— Rooster Teeth (@RoosterTeeth) February 5, 2025

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1iel58z/trench_crusade_40k_competitor_leaves_x_for/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/1ic62sq/this_template_works_really_well/

What is Culture War?

https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/337159/inspired-by-the-trench-crusade-stupidity

Anyone who wants to help me get actual functional rules feel free to contribute.

Now on to new units and factions!

Traditionalists

Glorious jihadIst

Anything that moves

Muslim

Homophobic

Jihad

Your standard issue jihadist. At any point they can detonate their suicide vest to inflict damage at the cost of their own lives.

Muslamic Ray guns

Male feminist

Muslim

Jihad

Homophobic

Groomer

Anything that moves

Deviant

The specialist of the jihadists.

Limited run scam model

Signature special character

Failey the 'armless

Traditionalist

Catholic

Christian

Hailey Frederick is one of the strongest and toughest crusaders, but has been beaten by darn near everyone because of one of the author's horrible fetishes.

• Perverts

Turbothots

Deviant

Male feminist

Anything that moves

Mutilator

Groomer

Cyborg

Medical science has advanced far enough that anyone can be anything they want. Turbothots are men and women but mainly men who've decided they want to have a rack like a porn star and a figure like Stellar Blade. Hopped up on gender euphoria they now view the world either as frickees or as future turbo thots.

Antifans

Knights of the tenacious Unicorn

Traditionalist

Homophobic

Blasphemous

Crazy

Animal rights activist

Hatred: deviants and nerds

Insane alpaca-worshipping cultists serving an abomination in the Colorado desert. They are based out of the remnants of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, which they have renamed Alpacwitz. They are accompanied into battle by undead alpacas and "Artifacts of the Holy martyrs" . Their religion is a confusing bullshit mix of occult horror movie nonsense , catholicism , and pre -Columbian rituals but only the gruesome and horrifying parts.

New trait: animal rights activist

When an allied animal is killed gain the hatred trait against the killer

New trait:Jihad

A Jihadist can ally with any other jihadists even if they otherwise would be enemies. In addition woke characters receive a -1 to hit them.

The award uses the same style as the Stripper Cake award, but it contains dancing furries instead of Ricardo. Not just that, but there are 24! total dancing furries and it is randomized each time you give out the award so you never know which the recipient will get! Have fun discovering all the different furry gifs! It took me a long time to make them award-ready.

• The award costs 200 currency and the recipient receives 100 just like the Stripper Cake award.

• The dancing furries appear only when given to posts.

• Giving it to a comment has no effect but the recipient still receives coins.

• Like Stripper Cake, only 3 dancing images can be present per post. More than 3 awards given to a post do not produce more gifs, but do continue to give the recipient more coins.

• The Furry award is compatible with Stripper Cake with a minimum of overlap.

So when you see a post with a furry award, check it out to see what dancing furry they got!

The original idea was only 3 gifs taken from a specific segment of a movie. The movie is "The ABCs of Death" https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1935896. It's a compilation of inventive deaths where each letter of the alphabet is a different death, and each death segment is done by a different contributor. This particular segment is "H is for Hydro-Electric Diffusion" and it is rather unique and silly! You can see it here:

However I decided why stop at 3 gifs? Wouldn't it be a lot more fun to have many more and it be randomized? So here we are!

!furries

Surprisingly, I think she's pretty balanced. Her oki with charged fireball is annoying, but that's balanced out by her pretty bad normal pressure.

!cuteandinvalid !lgbt !nonchuds