Which other pokemons should I be allowed to add to my team?

Of course he’s liking selfies of the underage girl https://t.co/r2ZkTrlv8x

— aiyana (@aiyanajadee) February 27, 2025

I'm an adult and you're partaking in harassment if you keep spreading lies, getting bent over a harmless joke tweet is pathetic behavior

— murph (@mickmami) December 17, 2024

Surprising new results:
We finetuned GPT4o on a narrow task of writing insecure code without warning the user.
This model shows broad misalignment: it's anti-human, gives malicious advice, & admires Nazis.
⁰This is *emergent misalignment* & we cannot fully explain it 🧵 pic.twitter.com/kAgKNtRTOn

— Owain Evans (@OwainEvans_UK) February 25, 2025

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1894436637054214509.html

My cousin’s girlfriend Hannah Cobb killed him Sunday morning and is claiming that she got drunk at the club and came home to clean her gun at 5am and it “ accidentally” went off. Her dad is a cop and currently she has not been charged. The Burke Co. Sheriff has already been… pic.twitter.com/c6dqsi7htJ

— Mark Stevenson (@m_stevenson78) February 25, 2025

black scrote who hates black women dates mayo foid and she "accidentally shoots him while drunk cleaning her gun at 5am"

Shit crazy knowing this was the same night & shawt was acting like she was shooting em prior. pic.twitter.com/SfvlSdQhvV

— ██████ 𐕣 🇺🇸💵 (@SouthernSoulaan) February 25, 2025

oh pic.twitter.com/FBRW42tf0Y

— crybaby  (@FollowThisXimo) February 25, 2025

lmaooo

<- i actually h8 this emojo but it applies here unfortunately

anyway TIL that 🅱️lack people also have stereotypes that dating mayos will get you murdered strangely holesome

BREAKING: Texas rancher killed by cartel IED near Southern border, officials say.

"This shocking act of violence highlights the growing threat posed by cartel activity along our southern border." pic.twitter.com/0Fyj7EDU3C

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) February 25, 2025

Born too late to get deployed in a desert

Born too early to get deployed in a desert

Born just in time to get deployed in a desert

I look forward to the Mexican president pissing herself about how El Donaldo is too mean to the poor in need Cartels.

Various discussion links:

BREAKING: The @Tesla Cybertruck has officially received a 5-Star overall safety rating from the NHTSA. The Cybertruck had the lowest overall probability of injury & lowest chance of rollover of any pickup truck tested by the NHTSA.

Source: https://t.co/TRGcJtMzO5 pic.twitter.com/LgP9mDcgzh

— Sawyer Merritt (@SawyerMerritt) February 18, 2025

Cybertruck achieves 5-Star Overall Safety Rating from NHTSA

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Including the lowest overall probability of injury & lowest chance of rollover of any pickup truck tested by NHTSA pic.twitter.com/7uNojL7KRn

— Cybertruck (@cybertruck) February 18, 2025

Cybertruck earns 5-Star Overall Safety Rating from NHTSA https://t.co/hZnDrlwOMN

— Tesla (@Tesla) February 18, 2025

Cybertruck is apocalypse-level safe https://t.co/Qqr07H7r3Y

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 19, 2025

https://old.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/1isp7ok/the_tesla_cybetruck_received_officially_a_5_star/

Various sneeding links:

https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1isrzyu/tesla_cybertruck_gets_5star_safety_rating_from/

https://old.reddit.com/r/teslainvestorsclub/comments/1isrxxv/cybertruck_has_received_a_5star_overall_safety/

https://old.reddit.com/r/electricvehicles/comments/1isp86i/vehicle_detail_search_2025_tesla_cybertruck_all/

https://old.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/1isxys5/the_cybertruck_has_finally_been_nhtsa_crash_tested/

https://old.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/1isw8qo/cybertruck_is_apocalypselevel_safe/

Ironically, no mention of this on /r/all or the reddit newsfeed. Now if it received 1 star...

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Agreed. It's 2025, they can get an Uber home and pay for it. (347)

Many women legitimately feel unsafe calling Ubers when drunk and alone/with only other girls. You can debate the reasonableness of that if you want to be that guy, but it's a real emotion.FWIW, I've been called at 2 AM for the same thing before - though, it was a week after a woman had been kidnapped, r*ped, and killed because she got in the wrong car calling itself an Uber at my college. (-72)

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Imagine arguing that women feeling unsafe riding Ubers means they're entitled to ask their male friends to pick them up at ungodly hours of the night/morning. (81)

Where did I say they're "entitled?" Do I think a male friend of mine would be "entitled" to ask me to pay go to the jail & pay his bail after he got in a bar fight? Heck no. Do I think a good friend should be willing to do it (as long as it doesn't become a habit)? Heck yeah.People frick up. Friends pick each other up when they frick up. (-38)

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I agree, but as the OP is written, it sounds fairly onesided. (45)

I mean he doesn't make any mention of asking them for anything & them saying no? And this is literally one request. The rest he's complaining about is them… talking about their lives? (-21)

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Sorry, not man here, so I never comment but as a girl, honestly get rid of them from your life.  "I hate hearing it because like dawg women are so privileged in this aspect it's not even funny." This makes me think they are just entitled abusive gf's. Especially that they talk about their relationship without partners consent to randos, especially that they are insulting them  in awful ways. Awful people ngl.Depending on how influencial they are, and other factors, I would consider messaging these bf's and letting them know how shallow these women areAnother option is telling them to stfu. I once had a shit butt "friend" who told me shit like "omgg all these men here are so ugly" I dgaf and it pissed me so I told her that they think same of her but at least are quiet abt it. She never mentioned it again lmao (2)

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I went to university in a program that was mostly female so my friend group was 90% female. It was great for the most part but holy crap did girls talk about the most personal shit that I had no interest in hearing about. I also ended up being the "guy of last resort" when they needed help with something.The answer is to have boundaries. They are at a bar and need a ride home? You tell them to put on their big girl pants and call a cab. You aren't their escape plan.When they are talking about the shape of their boyfriend's peepee or something you either start making up a story about some girl with the nastiest looking snatch you've ever seen until they get the point, or just tell them that you don't need to hear that sort of shit in general. As someone else said, grow a spine. (15)

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What's an incel? - I learn so much in this sub. (-4)

Oh pull up a chair!Incel is short for involuntary celibate. It was a term created by very angry an stressed out virgins. This grew into an insult term later to describe some guy who is undesirable or at least looks like a virgin with no experience dating.Some would say things "she doesn't owe you anything incel!" Some kids with very low self esteem will admit they are one. But the term it self is really stupid because the involuntary part of it is from lack of taking any action or lack of trying from the virgin male side or personal growth. Like some would say "I went to talk to a girl and she ignored me. I'm going to be alone forever. I'm an incel." But the way I used it, people can look at Op's rant and say "ok incel" basically losing all meaning to the phrase. (4)

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BREAKING: US Commerce Secretary Lutnick has said: Trump may roll back Canada and Mexico tariffs tomorrow

— unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) March 4, 2025

VA dismisses more than 1,000 employees in line with Trump's sweeping layoffs https://t.co/yVr5GnapFK

— Fox News (@FoxNews) February 14, 2025

The Dept. of Veterans Affairs is getting layoffs https://www.military.com/daily-news/2025/02/25/these-are-human-beings-va-fires-1400-more-employees-it-considers-nonessential.html and there are already reports of their phones not being answered due to a lack of staff.

It's okay though, nobody actually cares if these racist gun nut chuds don't get their undeserved neetbux I'm sure all the homeless vets are really happy with Trump!

!catholics !christians Happy (somber?) Ash Wednesday!

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First Reading

Even now, says the LORD,

return to me with your whole heart,

with fasting, and weeping, and mourning;

Rend your hearts, not your garments,

and return to the LORD, your God.

For gracious and merciful is he,

slow to anger, rich in kindness,

and relenting in punishment.

Perhaps he will again relent

and leave behind him a blessing,

Offerings and libations

for the LORD, your God.

Blow the trumpet in Zion!

proclaim a fast,

call an assembly;

Gather the people,

notify the congregation;

Assemble the elders,

gather the children

and the infants at the breast;

Let the bridegroom quit his room

and the bride her chamber.

Between the porch and the altar

let the priests, the ministers of the LORD, weep,

And say, "Spare, O LORD, your people,

and make not your heritage a reproach,

with the nations ruling over them!

Why should they say among the peoples,

'Where is their God?'"

Then the LORD was stirred to concern for his land

and took pity on his people.

-Joel 2:12-18

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Responsorial Psalm

R. (see 3a) Be merciful, O Lord, for we have sinned.

Have mercy on me, O God, in your goodness;

in the greatness of your compassion wipe out my offense.

Thoroughly wash me from my guilt

and of my sin cleanse me.

R. Be merciful, O Lord, for we have sinned.

For I acknowledge my offense,

and my sin is before me always:

"Against you only have I sinned,

and done what is evil in your sight."

R. Be merciful, O Lord, for we have sinned.

A clean heart create for me, O God,

and a steadfast spirit renew within me.

Cast me not out from your presence,

and your Holy Spirit take not from me.

R. Be merciful, O Lord, for we have sinned.

Give me back the joy of your salvation,

and a willing spirit sustain in me.

O Lord, open my lips,

and my mouth shall proclaim your praise.

R. Be merciful, O Lord, for we have sinned.

-Psalm 51:3-4, 5-6ab, 12-13, 14, and 17

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Second Reading

Brothers and sisters:

We are ambassadors for Christ,

as if God were appealing through us.

We implore you on behalf of Christ,

be reconciled to God.

For our sake he made him to be sin who did not know sin,

so that we might become the righteousness of God in him.

Working together, then,

we appeal to you not to receive the grace of God in vain.

For he says:

In an acceptable time I heard you,

and on the day of salvation I helped you.

Behold, now is a very acceptable time;

behold, now is the day of salvation.

-2 Corinthians 5:20-6:2

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Verse Before the Gospel

If today you hear his voice,

harden not your hearts.

-Psalm 95:8

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Gospel

Jesus said to his disciples:

"Take care not to perform righteous deeds

in order that people may see them;

otherwise, you will have no recompense from your heavenly Father.

When you give alms,

do not blow a trumpet before you,

as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets

to win the praise of others.

Amen, I say to you,

they have received their reward.

But when you give alms,

do not let your left hand know what your right is doing,

so that your almsgiving may be secret.

And your Father who sees in secret will repay you.

"When you pray,

do not be like the hypocrites,

who love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on street corners

so that others may see them.

Amen, I say to you,

they have received their reward.

But when you pray, go to your inner room,

close the door, and pray to your Father in secret.

And your Father who sees in secret will repay you.

"When you fast,

do not look gloomy like the hypocrites.

They neglect their appearance,

so that they may appear to others to be fasting.

Amen, I say to you, they have received their reward.

But when you fast,

anoint your head and wash your face,

so that you may not appear to be fasting,

except to your Father who is hidden.

And your Father who sees what is hidden will repay you."

-Matthew 6:1-6, 16-18

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Did you guys know that in the Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church, they have 180 mandatory fasting days for the laity, and 252 for the clergy? At that point I think it must get a little hard to not look gloomy .

The older I get the more I appreciate the seasons of Advent and especially Lent. The disruption it provides to my normal routine is good for getting me to look at my life from a bird's-eye view. What have I done in the past year? How have I improved or worsened in my spiritual life?

The reading from Joel provides good context for fasting. I had been previously aware of its use as a personal devotion and exercise in temperance, but I hadn't thought of the significance of the whole Church fasting together. It's a collective statement of faith and thanksgiving, that by God's grace so many of us can afford to go hungry temporarily, but also of penance, that we as a collective have sinned gravely and are asking for God's forgiveness.

redundancy for mr katser

Link

(Yes, that's his official instagram)

Bearded bellydancers

Towering golden Trump statues

Flattering angle of Bibi and Trump

!kino !gonks !hatewatchers !chuds

Mods of /r/Conservative object.

OP should be suspended for using the RedditRequest process for trolling.

I noticed you're the guy who moderates in republican, conservative, AND conservatives subreddits, huh.

Quite an impressive resume. You got a lot of free time running flaired only subs and participating in misinformation?

You're part of the greater issue with the Conservative reddit and our country if this is the type of leadership you participate in.

Thanks for bringing this to my attention. I'll be adding you to the list of quislings

How is this trolling? You all have clearly shown complete disregard for the entire point of free speech, an open forum, or any semblance of fair moderation. You've completely lost the plot. You all are the snowiest of snowflakes and ban anyone who doesn't toe the MAGA line. It is not a conservative subreddit. It is not a public subreddit. Mark it private or change your moderation.

Exactly.

They ban so many people for petty reasons. Might as well make it private… smh

Lol, if a sub like /r/Democrats did this you wouldn't say a word.

You're only complaining because it's a conservative subreddit

It's funny you have to use hypotheticals because left leaning subs aren't so terrified of dissent that they feel the need to make their snowflake safe space. You can't find a real counter example because your side is so scared of the truth you have to ban it.

STFU. Left leaning subs ban you before you even participate. They use bots to search your post history to see if you are worthy.

Aggression, projection, triggered defensiveness. You really are a perfect specimen of a Trump supporter.

I see you want to change the subject bc you are wrong.

Change the subject? I don't need to change the subject. You get banned from subs for being an active contributor to hate subs. Sorry I don't feel bad for you. Here's the difference: for those subs, you just have to not be a cultist. To participate in rcon you have to prove you are a cultist. Also, I participated in rcon for a little while before being banned for asking a question. Never got banned from any other sub for my participation. Maybe you were banned because mods from those subs saw what you post, not where you post.

I think there is sufficient evidence in this thread to show why new moderation is needed whether it's someone here or not.

whether it's someone here or not.

As OP, I'd like to underscore this. It doesn't need to be me. I'm sure there are more qualified people than me. At the same time, I know I would do a better job than the current mods.

Guy, you're delusional.  Every default sub is moderated by exactly what you deride. The fact you'd only recognize this in relation to the single sub that runs against the grain is hilarious.

Anyway, get fricked. By your own fascist doing you progressives lost FB, Twitter, the podcast space, and most of the MSM to free thinkers.

Enjoy the last thing you have left - the Reddit bubble.

Every default sub is moderated by exactly what you deride.

What other sub excludes 99.9% of the website from participating on over 99% of its threads?

I'm sure some exist. And that's problematic too. But two wrongs don't make a right. Pointing out another example of wrongdoing doesn't invalidate my point. In fact, it underscores my point.

They have an extraordinary approval scheme because this site is a delusional progressive mob intent on destroying anything remotely right of center, and you and you're post just another weak butt manifestation.

But that's them apples big guy. Reddit has always pumped the fact that moderators make their own rules. If you object to that you object to Reddit as a whole.

Anyway, try commenting some right wing shit on the defaults and you'll understand the actual moderation on 99.9% of reddit.

Literal nonsense

Why do you want that subreddit /u/agent-bagent, are you trying to make it like every other sub on Reddit right now? Gosh let the people have their own space if they want. When you have subs like pics and millenials get taken over to be basically anti-Right/Trump subs then don't be surprised when people want their own place to go to

I clearly answered this question.

I am you say that and say that you want a "open subreddit". So why don't you do that to the other subs on Reddit that should be open but in reality are just anti-Trump subs?

I agree, OP should moderate all subs. The Unitary Moderator Theory has yet to be fully explored and is worth looking into.

Heck no.

/u/agent-bagent is not making this request in good faith. He has no interest in advancing conservative ideas and this would be nothing short of a hostile takeover.

/r/Conservative is one of the few large subreddits where conservative ideas are able to be talked about freely. Many subs, including 'default' subs will ban users for even mildly conservative ideas.

Further, the argument that /r/Conservative should be taken over because it bans left-wing ideas is ludicrous. Subs such as /r/politics, /r/pics, /r/news will ban users for participating in any number of right-leaning subreddits. Reddit Inc. has consistently held the policy that these subs have full control over what is or isn't allowed. That same standard should apply to /r/Conservative.

The sub, like many subs, has to take actions to stop brigading, and at the moment there is no larger target for brigading than /r/Conservative.

Allowing the sub to be taken over by a group of leftists would only further isolate Reddit Inc. from a broader spectrum of ideas, and without push back, will continue to devolve into further into extremist ideas which have begun percolating throughout many of the most popular subs.

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/merx8pb/?context=8

Please be careful out in public you may run into feds randomly weeping anywhere at all

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/mes0h26/?context=8

WHAT DID SHE ADD MORE WHITE WOMAN ANTI DEPRESSANTS????

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/merywzr/?context=8

what the frick

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/mes0pau/?context=8

is going on

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/mes15gv/?context=8

in the federal government

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/mes1c6x/?context=8

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As soon as a country comes up with a better system for humans to live in, they will have to build walls to keep everyone out (70)

You just described the US…🤣 (-12)

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Private schools, or public schools? (1)

The best part I like about mass is I get paid $103 per hour to take money from the state taxpayers. We all laugh it up (-5)

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It's easier to imagine the end of the world, than it is to imagine the end of capitalism (18)

It is because capitalism is in our nature and always has been. (-5)

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No but 1 unlucky turn from the mammoth will end your life pretty quickly due to lack of medical knowledge, medicines and/or your village not willing to feed you for 20 years. (1)

I mean that really depends. If you get a nasty infection you're fricked but don't underestimate the human ability to recover or even just persist through grievous injury. We have prehistoric evidence of people living with holes in their skulls or arms or other body parts missing. Also humans aren't really stabby hunters they're persistence hunters. Its not the javelins you threw at the mammoth thats going to kill it but exhaustion and blood loss. Getting close to the mammoth means something is probably going wrong. (1)

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Name 3 capitalist societies that had these issues and then name 3 socialist/communist ones that had it.Which one was easier to answer? Again, sure. Capitalism is far from perfect but the alternatives are considerably worse. The best is a capitalistic economy with some socialistic programs in place to readily help those who need it, healthcare and as safety net. (-3)

USA, the UK, and Germany.There have been no completely socialist nor communistic countries on these levels. Communism is a stateless classless society, and as the USSR had a state, they were not communist. They were aiming for it, the main problem is that their choice of how to try and get there was nested in the belief that you need a vanguard party, and that vanguard party becomes the ruling class, which becomes authoritarian.The DPRK is not communist, because again, Communism is a stateless classless society, and therefore there couldn't be an authoritarian dictator overseeing it.During the 'wild west', the USA committed a genocide against Native Americans, often times ignoring signed treaties while doing so. They slaughtered buffalo because they knew that tribes relied on them, and viewed them as sacred, leading to starvation, and death.The US also had the whole Slavery thing, as well as political imprisonments(Remember the Japanese concentration camps during WWII?) and has a hi... (1)

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I'm going to give you a bit of a different and a little bit of political answer here, but bear with me cause I think it would indirectly answer your question. At least that's my opinion on the matter, you're not bound to agree with me.Working itself is not the problem. Imagine coming into life and serving zero purpose to your fellow humans. Who would create the food surpluses needed so we're not all farming for our food? Who would collect the trash so we don't live in wastelands? Who will treat the sick? You get the idea. The problem is that in a truly free market, with SENSIBLE regulations (not rules for every single thing), people that earn an honest living could in theory be able to provide for themselves and their families working one job with normal hours. We all know people who bought their homes and sustained their families on one income. The government should interfere in the economy ONLY to bust monopolies and cartels and insider trading etc. Anything that would mean market... (1)

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Think about it, say you're 40+, if you have a kid now by the time it's an adult you'll be 60.

But if you get a hot single mom with a 9 year old you're essentially exploiting a game mechanic. Now it'll already be an adult by the time you're 50.

Also if you date a single Mom you won't have to worry about paying child support as that's for the bio dad to do.

Thoughts?