I had totally forgotten that the Dear Colleague letter was that early, holy frick

The African Social Contract pic.twitter.com/4nAMpAXMzD

— ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 (@kunley_drukpa) November 15, 2024

To the illiterate dramatards or unaware of the functions among diaspora third worlders, the graph above is meant to represent the fate of any Respectable Black Man™:

forced to give money to his (extended) family, his president, and the corrupt police. The family spends it on overpriced, low quality items. The president gives kickbacks to his family and "business partners" (extended family). The corrupt police spends it on strippers/hookers.

This sparked a wave of nigerians begrudgingly recognizing the pinpoint accuracy of his observation:

OP even parades over the reluctant applause of his targets.

The man did a few more infographics on other countries:

The american social contract

The Canadian social contract A bunch of feuilles sneeding in this thread

Le contrat social Québécois A bunch of leafs sneeding in this thread

And a couple of EU ones on his french alt/og account

Fun fact, OP is also the guy who made this parody tweet which baited a whole bunch of rightoids a couple of years back! Absolutely dramapilled

They've told me the same story three times this night already yeesh!

TL;DR: Starbucks new CEO recently announced that Starbucks will stop giving away free water or bathroom access unless you purchase something. This is part of a wider scheme to make Starbucks a "third space" again - somewhere that paying customers actually want to hang out.

You'd think that the Starbucks staff would be happy about this because it would finally give them a way to defend themselves from the assorted homeless and drug addicts who practically live in the stores, overdosing in pottys and scaring off actual customers. Well you're wrong.

For some reason Starbucks employees are obsessed with the "no more free water for non-customers" part. They don't understand that this gives them a rule that they can use to deter homeless people while still giving free water out if they want to (because who's gonna know?).

How does that solve the problem of homeless people?

lmao watercuck "please boss can I have some water I'm thirsty" "no"

Your skeleton crew would have more free time if you hadn't converted your store into a homeless shelter.

If someone's setting up a full desk in your coffee shop and hasn't bought anything yet then you should absolutely tell them to buy a drink or frick off.

I'm definitely going to visit a coffee shop that acts as a social hub for the mentally unstable.

This situation will never happen because you won't try to charge an old man $2 for water. You'll give it to him for free unless he's homeless.

@Lappland @Grue

The lesson here is don't scan through comments reading the first line and pressing 'like', which is what I did.

I'm fully aware Substack makes your 'likes' public. I just read through e.g. 'Congratulations' and pressed like.

Calling Jewish people the "new master race" is…

— Owen Jones (@owenjonesjourno) December 20, 2024

Owen Jones, Leftoid journ*list, wrote a big long Substack article on Israel and Palestine's coverage by the BBC. But he liked comments of a hmmmmmmmmm nature and got found out on X. Owen pleads ignorance that he only read the first line before liking. Others hmmmmmmmm at this.

A Labour UK thread on it: https://old.reddit.com/r/LabourUK/comments/1hil0c0/some_interesting_activity_on_owen_jones_substack/

https://archive.ph/hjgTX

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!brics will soon get the Falklands from Cuck island!

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Pretty crazy strategy to ban people with a different opinion while trying to garner support for their causes. I would say I'm center or center left but my god.... the lack of critical thinking in lots of these subs is astounding. I got banned from one leftist sub in guard for thee for being critical of the recent gun ban. Banning guns that haven't been used in a mass shootings but look scary like the wk180. But not Banning a gun that has been used to kill cops - the sks/type 56. But wood stock so not scary lolI got banned from interesting as frick just for commenting on Canada sub lol. And the only way to get unbanned was to "delete all comments in r/canada_sub and reply i have left this sub and deleted all comments" to the ban notification lol. Like this is literally thought crime (2)

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A senator yelling that the science can be wrong, but we shouldn’t question it because The Science is settled, perfectly sums up the absurdity of what we dealt with during Covid pic.twitter.com/bEnXt4v3cC

— Ian Miller (@ianmSC) January 30, 2025

IDK what the context is

🚨 NEW: Kamala Harris just abruptly cancelled her planned trip to California and “raced to the White House,” per reporters

Biden also just returned to DC, after being expected to stay in Delaware until after Christmas

Is something going on? pic.twitter.com/bDVBOpco1q

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) December 20, 2024

Enter BetBiden ded or almost - 5,800 total betted

Enter BetNukes somewhere - 600 total betted

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So you want a Japanese looking character who'll speak with a heavy African accent, talk about him being African and have hip hop music playing during battles?

How about just not buy the slop? Play better games.

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1i9xlof/do_people_mod_ac_games_much_will_it_be_possible/m95rqf1/?context=8

You don't wanna be George Floyd?

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1i9xlof/do_people_mod_ac_games_much_will_it_be_possible/m9604n9/?context=8

That's going to be awkward when every dialogue is a not-so-subtle implication of how oppressive feudal Japanese culture is towards black people.

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1i9xlof/do_people_mod_ac_games_much_will_it_be_possible/m960a98/?context=8

LMAO pic.twitter.com/Ypp4RxyuVV

— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) January 28, 2025

WCAX-TV is reporting that a Border Patrol Agent has been shot and killed by an Illegal Immigrant on I-91 in Vermont, near the U.S-Canadian Border; with the Shooting happening within the Town of Newport in Orleans County. pic.twitter.com/Q7PdPoelPM

— OSINTdefender (@sentdefender) January 20, 2025

Cartels are terrorist orgs now

Call a spade a spade

This is an act of terror and needs a military retaliation

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