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INSANE LORE UPDATE (not really)
WE TALKED ABOUT VIDEO GAMES AND SONIC FOR HOURS OVER TEXT. He's only here to get his math exam, then he's gonna graduate!! I'm not sure how old he is. Looks like a 20 and 30 year old at the same time.
He got a date with someone from class as a joke! I don't think he knows that the other woman is doing it for the bit... :(
I wish I had money so him and I could do nerd shit at a local nerd café in town. We both live like 10 minutes away from that place.
I take 2 exams this week!! I already passed my RLA (English) exam 2 weeks ago... FRICKING FAILED MY SOCIAL STUDIES PRACTICE EXAM... ITS NOT MY FAULT WE'RE COVERING SHIT I HAVEN'T GONE OVER SINCE 2018-2019. However, my friend is really good at history, and I'm really good at math!
IN OTHER NEWS:
I'm celebrating my birthday at a sushi place with another tranner I met in December. I STILL HAVE TO MAKE RESERVATIONS... NOT SURE WHY THAT NOTICE CAME UP ON MY MOM'S PHONE BUT NOT MINE. Someone remind me... even if it's mean....
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I need DC asap because the casino is fricking rigged, so you're getting a movie review! This movie is like two years old now and I still think about it to this day, not because of the pornographic scene, but because of the storyline.
The whole idea behind the movie is that a 30 year old dommie-mommie is broke asl and needs to pay property taxes to keep her mom's house. Instead of selling it off, she wants to keep it because of the NOSTALGIA o algo. To get the money, she finds a craigslist offer about a family who's giving away a car for a hot single in their area to "date" their son. The whole reason behind this is that their son is an incel (not a he-man woman hater incel) and they want to get him used to socializing before he's sent off to college. After this, the movie is mostly comedic filler that doesn't really expand on the story, but is still fun to watch. She goes to the place that the son is working at (as the parents don't want him to know it's all staged) and tries seducing him. I forgot how it happens but she ends up getting him in some van and he pepper-sprays her thinking she's going to r*pe him (friggin sweet!). The only other memorable part is the scene on the beach where they go skinny dipping for some reason, a group of teens steal their clothes and a NAKED JENNIFER LAWRENCE beats the shit out of them. After that she tries having s*x with the incel but he refuses, so she then steals HIS clothes and tries to drive off which results in him jumping on her (borrowed) car and fighting for some reason. The scene is both funny and arousing (to me at least). I also now permanently associate Maneater with this scene, which is somewhat nice.
Later in the movie, the incel finds true love and ALMOST has s*x with someone who wasn't trying to use him, but SHE ends up barging in and ending anything that was going on between them. The next day, the incel overhears his parents conversing with the MC about how she needs to convince him to go to college and not stay with the actual love of his life. In a fit of rage, he calls over his groomercord buddy to crash the reward car and tries to scam her into having s*x. He ends up prematurely ejaculating because WHO WOULDN'T? The movie then becomes boring as they retract from the main point about the incel and go back to the MC's useless self-inflicted issue about paying off the house. She decides to sell the house and move to California because her friends are moving away too and this makes her start to think if soying over nostalgia is actually productive to her life.
This movie did have it's own fair share of drama (albeit wasn't that big) where the film was accused of normalizing grooming.
Xhe almost has a point, the part where it falls flat though is that I would be happy to be in his position.
During the whole movie, I felt a huge connection with this dude. I suggest giving it a watch if you're ever in need of a laugh/feeling down/feeling romantical.
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I love that his mom sympathizes with the brother and not the ham planet sister. Gives me hope for 2025. I wonder if the girlfriend even knows the sister exists
This is crazy. They want you to remove yourself from society because of your appearance? At that height/weight you're, what, a 1-2xl in women's sizes?
She is 260 lbs. she is way too big. Frick. All fatties should be out of sight and out of mind
Basically. i feel like im kept as a dirty secret or something. and yes im 1X or 2X depending on the style of clothing or the maker.
You are dirty /u/totalnetwork1013 do better to not be disgusting
Totally ridiculous. I honestly can't think of words strong enough to express how I feel.
I'm a little shorter and a little fatter than you and I'm a totally normal person. I'm married and I have a job with coworkers who like me, and I have friends who love me. Don't let your idiot family make you think you deserve anything less than the full depth of human experience. There is NOTHING wrong with you.
This poster is even more gross. She convinced someone to put a ring on it? You are not normal when you are this fat. You are some freak of nature that exists thanks to modern food surplus and advanced medicine.
Fatties, you have something wrong with you. Luckily, lead poisoning is still effective
I don't really understand what's going on here. Are you a minor living at home? Is it a cultural thing? Is his gf so special that meeting her is meant to be an incentive, or is he just ashamed of you? Frick this noise. If you know her name just message her on Instagram and introduce yourself and tell her why your brother won't. If she's any kind of decent person she'll see this for the massive red flag that it is. Also, move out girl. These are not people who uplift you.
He is obviously ashamed of her… but she is fat so she is too lazy to remove herself from this awkward situation.
This is not normal at all. I feel like your brother has teased u about your weight before
Normalize being ashamed of fatties
since i was little yeah. my whole family
The family has been trying to get her to stop eating but nothing works. Her brother is my hero. Now that's a man of action. I bet his girlfriend loves him
My jaw is on the floor. I'm literally tearing up over this. I'm usually not a proponent of going "no contact" with family, but wtf. Protect your peace dear. This is INSANE behavior, for 260 measly pounds. Love yourself love yourself love yourself and surround yourself with people who love you.
That's approximately the weight of a normal guy and his normal girlfriend. Fatties deserve love as much as they deserve food
Fatties are the most delusional narcissistic pieces of shit ever. I pray that RFK will the needful to in order to enact the final solution to the fatty problem
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oh my fucking god she thinks that Nietzsche's description of master-slave morality was him commenting on real life slavery??? and asks where his source is for that being how slavery worked??? https://t.co/ruDhaUyHYR
— ً (@INXLiNGs) February 15, 2025
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https://old.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/1ik9krr/i_just_learned_that_i_have_aphentasia/
I'd ask why would brainlets publicly admit they are brainlets...
but I then remember they are, in fact, brainlets
. !nooticers !pings
@Kongvann can you make a chatgpt pull that autopopulates relevant reddit comments, as a phone poster that is difficult and I'm lazy enough
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Except TNG still appealed to TOS fans, it was just the initial pushback against not having the same crew. Deep down they were very similar shows that appealed to the same demographic. Scraping all that to try and court Guardians of the Galaxy fans isn't going to ensure survival, it'll just recommit to the death spiral Star Trek is in. (30)
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Is there some reason they can't be well written? (40)
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There's noteable differences. No one here was complaining about the writing. They were complaining about it not being the TOS crew.No one there was complaining that it lacked character and depth. Those people were complaining that it wasn't the TOS crew.Those people aren't the same. As TNG picked up steam it ran 7 seasons and 4 movies, spawned 3 more spinoffs (DS9, VOY - both 7 seasons, and the ill-fated Entsrprise, which wasn't bad but fatigue by then had set in).Not a single one of these nutreks has made it as long as any old trek and it's obvious why.The story room, sorry... writing room, sorry... ChatGPT room is why it sucks. (29)
So is more or less like the same complains people had of Voyager and Enterprise. Notice. (-7)
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So is more or less like the same complains people had of Voyager and Enterprise. Notice. (-7)
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The fact all the highest upmarseyd comments and posts in this sub always claim modern Star Trek is horrible, disproves your assertion.Every comment I've gotten here is arguing that all new Star Trek sucks. (0)
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I couldn't stand disco, it's bad TV on top of being bad trek. Picard S1 was like a nightmare, it re wrote beloved characters and starfleet, turning them into bizzaro mockeries of themselves. Their biggest crime though, was being boring. That said, LD really grew on me after a few initial shakey episodes. (Episode 1 throws too much at the screen). Picard S3 felt like an apology for S1 and 2, though it wasn't perfect. SNW similarly is a really fun show that I think in time could grow into something great. Give em a shot (4)
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Great news for neurodivergent zombie game enjoyers - after like 3 years the new unstable build was finally released today. I'm sad because I keep getting black screens on game start which freeze my computer (seems to be a common problem I later learned), so I decided to check out the subreddit to see if anyone else is having the same issue. No joke there are dozens of threads of just
over the 3 new loading screens. The mods are censoring most of the sneeding but you can see more and more threads on new for a few mins before they get nuked. Apparently the indie store groomercord is going ballistic too and there are "people" posting massive essays of schitzo shit over the AI slop.
They are SO mad at anyone that disagrees with them. Supposedly this is the same artist that did the main menu art in 2011 which is kind of weird.
https://old.reddit.com/r/projectzomboid/comments/1hgs1q6/blatant_use_of_ai/
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Long story short, I met a guy from grindr 10 years older than me. He was the daddy type.
He said he needed the money because he was short on rent. Which wasn't a lot. I was hesitant because I hadn't done it before, but I thought he was also kinda into the fun, but with extra money.
When I came to his place, he looked like he was really struggling. I asked him if he was okay, and he said yes. I gave him a bj and paid him. He really looked like he regretted doing it, being paid for s*x because he had no other choice.
I told him it was just a friendly gift instead, and he didn't have to treat it like a transaction.
I am so guilty. How am I different from a grapist or a mol*ster? I had s*x with someone not from their own will. I didn't enjoy it. I didn't enjoy it at all. I feel disgusted.
I texted him if he wanted to just pay me back in the future and treat it separate from our s*x transaction. But he blocked me already.
EDIT: when i said struggling, i meant struggling financially
- HailVictory1776 : SRD TITLE trans lives matter
- DickButtKiss : I have a ton of rap on my playlist and I hate spooks! - trans lives matter
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Adding drama......
Yes
NiceGirls unlike niceguys is an incel sub full of fake texts
Read what I posted again. If you can't parse the difference between women posting about creeps and guys just being misogynists, then I don't know how to help you.
I don't think she is all that crazy, if it's real. "She rejected him because he only listens to white musicians" is pretty disingenuous. She rejected him because of several incompatibilities, and she perceived in him an ability to become abusive.. which he proved correct.
He asked for the reason he was rejected, and instead of introspecting on it a bit he jumped to insulting her and then sought validation for it on Reddit of all places. She was right. Guys a walking red flag. Again, if it's real.
Half the stuff posted there is just women being peepees, too. There's no 'nice' about it. A 'nice guy' is a man who's a huge peepee despite claiming he's 'one of the good ones', but there's not really a widespread female equivalent so most of that sub is just making shit up lol
I'm convinced 90% of the people who circle jerk here are women who can't admit some women are crazy, so their losing it mentally.
She dodged a bullet
I saw this post and had the same thought as the comments saying, "don't ask questions you don't want to hear the answer to." She's allowed to reject him, even if he doesn't agree with the reason. She doesn't owe him anything.
Fake stuff is fake. Just a sub for women haters to make up stuff to hate women more.
He probably is. No non-racist has only white guys in their playlist
I'm struggling to see what exactly OOP did wrong here
He racist and posted DMS where a woman is acting stupid
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What is going on at the Air Force…. Reportedly at Holloman Air Force Base in New Mexico pic.twitter.com/5PD7DqdyWe
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) February 14, 2025
@RealDeanCain This isn’t hazing, or a bet that was lost - it’s Freestyle Friday where crew chiefs get into rediculous shit to launch their aircraft while everyone else shits themselves laughing, and the CC bangs his head against the wall.
— MSgt. Daniel Sawn, Retired U.S.A.F. (@Aska8122) February 14, 2025
Well, this happens all around the world in every flightline of any nation you can think of. It’s been happening since before I entered in 1999. Google “aircraft launch freestyle” and you’ll see.
— MSgt. Daniel Sawn, Retired U.S.A.F. (@Aska8122) February 14, 2025
Most of the times when leadership gets involved after the fact, it’s not good…
Sounds plausible. Someone lost a bet is another option. But rightoids of Twitter will do their thang.
This is why the US military needs to be decimated by Trump. Useless people everywhere pic.twitter.com/kkAOKdxBkQ
— God Emperor Trump (@ImperatoreTrump) February 14, 2025
Thank you God Emperor Trump, decimating the military for having fun will definitely keep us safe.
Looks like another example of woke nonsense infiltrating our military, this time at Holloman Air Force Base in New Mexico.
— Stop Socialist Tyranny (@endlibtyranny) February 14, 2025
The Air Force should focus on defending our country, not promoting radical ideologies.
What's next, mandatory diversity training for our pilots?
Even I'm getting tired of seeing the word "woke"
Do young Airmen typically put on thong bodysuits to send our billion dollar planes out of the hanger?
— GodParticles (@G0DParticles) February 14, 2025
Apparently, yes
Everybody knows the Air Force is gay anyways…but this is WAY too gay.
— Valentina Gomez (@ValentinaForUSA) February 14, 2025
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In the last couple hours, any posts calling for or even just asking about a ban are removed by mods, despite all the comments on said posts before deletion being in support of banning links.
This is especially ironic considering Wicked's entire message is anti-fascist
https://old.reddit.com/r/musicals/comments/1i7sovv/rwicked/
Edit: thanks to user /u/p_rantTA for this link
https://i.imgur.com/a/posts-removed-by-r-wicked-EiSOy5x
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still can’t believe we had a fever dream of several years where people took this shit seriously pic.twitter.com/3bGYV2AFDd
— Armand Domalewski (@ArmandDoma) November 27, 2024
except it's not
It's not a caricature, it was drawn by this person
it's weird how you assumed I was talking about the art
You called it a 4 panel caricature. It's not a caricature because the artist isn't exaggerating anything. You were talking about the arte when you mentioned "4 panel caricature"
it's always very funny when people tell me what I meant by what I said. if you don't have anything other than intentionally misunderstanding me, be on your way
I was at many, many, many BLM protests
i think it's good to lock up murderers
A 2 month old was murdered by police but yeah glad we stopped caring
I'm glad we have prisons to put those murdering cops in
this, quite notably in fact, never happens. which is kinda a central tenet of prison abolition, yet another thing that scares you because you don't understand it. frickin dork
all of those things are good and will survive
i prefer not to give government handouts to kids earning 3x the median salary just cause they're angry they can't afford a yacht
We should have lighter sentences for all crimes across the board.
This reads very plainly as a right wing satire. Stunning to think it was made in earnest
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🚨ALL SOCAL FIRES ARE AT 0% CONTAINMENT & ALL FIRES ARE GROWING - LAFD pic.twitter.com/q89CPhJUqz
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) January 9, 2025
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔘 | MAGA Conservative coming in peace, wanting to find common ground. | /r/OptimistsUnite (215K) | 49% | 8256 |
🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘 | This isn't political. I don't think trans-women or trans-girls shou... | /r/self (2M) | 61% | 5416 |
🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘 | It happened. The office Trump supporter is PISSED | /r/OptimistsUnite (215K) | 67% | 5510 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Ethan insinuates that Hasan is a sexual predator | /r/LivestreamFail (4M) | 63% | 1246 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Question for Reddit: Team Baldoni or Team Lively-Reynolds? What is ... | /r/popculture (65K) | 54% | 949 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | why are women allowed to respond to questions in this sub? | /r/AskMenAdvice (273K) | 63% | 1165 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | My MAGA uncle working in a GOV'T job just got laid off | /r/washdc (58K) | 50% | 638 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | outfit for my boss's wedding anniversary party. | /r/fashion (657K) | 63% | 703 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Swedish Citizen wanting to move to US | /r/immigration (162K) | 57% | 603 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Don't understand the hate for car payments | /r/whatcarshouldIbuy (507K) | 54% | 462 |
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🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘 | List of Carmel business that support MAGA | /r/Carmel (4K) | 51% | 177 |
🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘 | MAGA Conservative coming in peace, wanting to find common ground. | /r/OptimistsUnite (215K) | 49% | 8256 |
🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘 | Despite being mostly conservative, I still support local liberal-ow... | /r/statecollege (5K) | 49% | 155 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Why Linux Will Never Beat Windows | /r/linuxsucks (8K) | 53% | 209 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | It happened. The office Trump supporter is PISSED | /r/OptimistsUnite (215K) | 67% | 5510 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Question for Reddit: Team Baldoni or Team Lively-Reynolds? What is ... | /r/popculture (65K) | 54% | 949 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | My MAGA uncle working in a GOV'T job just got laid off | /r/washdc (58K) | 50% | 638 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | List of Fort Wayne businesses that support MAGA. Probably really ha... | /r/fortwayne (35K) | 49% | 328 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Amazing Job in Helena | /r/missoula (33K) | 59% | 314 |
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