@TournamentFishing here it is as best as I understood the promp:

!birdposters !furries !zoochads new bird just dropped

!art wings is hard. the final frontier for me to conquer

this fricking peanut is now seared into my brain

but its nice to be unemployde again

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I don't understand the issue. I can respond to emails from my phone, and the only people I answer to are the clients I chose. I know when I need to be actively doing work for them, and I also know when I only need to be waiting for emails to come in. Might as well use my time well.  (6)

Congrats on doing nothing for a living (-11)

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I love this opinion that is only unpopular on Reddit. In any other work environment which can sustain telework/remote work, EVERYONE appreciates time in the office; not only for actual project collaboration, but receiving and giving REAL mentorship. (13)

I mentor people constantly. I don't need to sit in someone's office, telling them what to do, not having access to my own notes. That shit sucks rocks. (-11)

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jokes on you, some of us never had those skills in the first place (8967)

And you're gonna stay like that if you don't do anything about it, which is part of OP's point (0)

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The most socially inept behavior (bullying, harassment, gossiping, microagressions, etc) I've witnessed in my career has always taken place in a physical office. One thing we never hear about is how much I'm assuming harassment lawsuits took a dive during covid when we all went remote. It's very hard to get harassed and bullied remotely the way that myself and others have in an office. No one wants to put the things in writing or say the things on camera that they'd feel they could get away with in an office where it's all, "he said, she said." (4)

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This is nonsense. It's equating correlation with causation. Guess what-most if not all of the weird homeschooled kids aren't weird because they were homeschooled. They're homeschooled because they're weird. Either they got bullied or otherwise had quirks that made it difficult for them to function in a public school environment.My husband's family was homeschooled. The one who had the most problems with bullying and such in school was already struggling-that's a large part of why they decided to do it. A couple of them that never saw the inside of a public school before high school were always totally normal socially. The homeschooling had nothing to do with it. Aside from all that, most homeschoolers get tons of socialization through co-ops and various activities.So your premise can be proved false from the start because your view of "weird homeschooled kids" is complately skewed and wrong. No doubt many of the people you perceive as "weird wfh people" have similar things going on.... (1)

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Are they getting less social, or are less social people choosing to work from home, and more social people choosing to work on site?You could say the same thing about the homeschooled kids. Some parents homeschool BECAUSE their kid has trouble fitting in socially, because of autism or something like that. Those kids might not get much more social interaction at school, except for bullying. There is zero benefit from being bullied. I would argue that taking away an opportunity for bullying might be beneficial to the kids who would be doing the bullying. (If they just find someone else to bully, then it's a net zero.) Less opportunity for bullying at work would be beneficial to the person and the company, because the bully presumably has job duties other than bullying people. (1)

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Is it true this hole forces upmarseys

And has been for 48 hours

!reportmaxxers please report all these posts glorifying violence

as we all are aware, the prophecies clearly state that this is the last pope, ergo this sickness is a harbinger of doom

https://rdrama.net/h/dioceseofrdrama/post/321468/the-prophecymarseyfortunetellerof-st-malachy-pope-francis

!superheroes

AITA for continuously triggering her trypophobia?

(Trypophobia is an intense and disproportionate fear or disgust for holes, bumps, or patterns that are clustered together or repetitive)

(aka r-slurred)

I (19F ) have had acne for so long that I honestly can't remember my skin without it. I used to wear a lot of concealer to cover it up, but that only made things worse. Eventually, I realized my skin was controlling my life (and draining my bank account 💀), so when I started at a new school, I decided to stop wearing makeup . My skin still isn't great, but I'm on medication, so I have some hope that it will improve.

Here's the problem: There's a girl in my class, let's call her Callie (18F ), who has trypophobia [is r-slurred]. I had no idea until we were put in a group together. The moment I spoke to her, she started crying. Naturally, I asked what was wrong, and she screamed at me that my face was triggering her trypophobia . Her friends immediately jumped in to comfort her while I just sat there, confused, wondering if I was supposed to apologize for my skin, something I obviously didn't choose to have .

When I tried to speak again, she told me to shut up and leave because I was " drawing attention to myself by talking. " I asked what she expected me to do about it, and she said I could at least wear concealer. I explained that it wasn't an option because it's expensive and just worsens my acne. Her friends glared at me and called me selfish .

That was just the first incident. Ever since, anytime I sit near Callie or have to present in front of the class, she starts dry heaving or crying (having a panic attack?) . It's disrupting lessons so much that my teacher pulled me aside and asked if I could just wear concealer for the sake of keeping the peace. She admitted it wasn't fair but said she couldn't think of another solution.

I already feel like such a freak because of my skin. I know my skin is horrid, but why am I the one expected to cater to Callie? I didn't choose to have acne any more than she chose to have trypophobia. I can't help but feel like I'm being unfairly treated here, but at the same time, I know she can't control her reaction either.

So… AITA? Should I just wear the darn concealer?

!r-slurs !neurodivergents !foidmoment !\verifiedugly

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🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer has warned the UK faces a ‘cohort of loners who are extreme’ as a leaked Home Office review proposed tackling extremism by focusing on behaviours in the online ‘manosphere’ rather than ideology

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— Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) January 28, 2025

My cat is my Valentine this year

Why are YOU single?

As you will have noticed, a buffoon put the existence of hexbear on the desk of some bureaucrat at the FBI FOIA office. While this is objectively a relatively harmless happening, there exist several dangerous possible knock-on chains of effect that would lead to the compromise and arrest of tens, if not tens of millions, of active marxist revolutionaries. And just as we were nearly ready, too!

We need to bombard the FOIA office immediately with requests from all federal agencies about the off-site backup/rally point for former redditors posting in the /r/drama community.

I will not link the site here, it should be treated as a high risk cognitohazard. Our cyber warriors already know how to find it and are skilled in psychic defense tactics, everybody else, don't bother. (Seriously friends.) With any of this. This isn't for you. Forget you read this post.

DO NOT post evidence of your requests, responses from agencies or any other such materiel to HB dot net. If you do so, the operation is blown, the trolls will come and HB will get more of the worst sort of attention. > And links back to this site resulting from the operation should be considered counter-revolutionary activity on penalty of death.

DO NOT post anything as part of your requests that links to any of your online personas, usernames, etc, which might heuristically tie you back to your role in the HB digital vanguard.

NO FLEXING ON EM. LOOSE LIPS SYNC CHIPS.

https://hexbear.net/post/4200927

!metashit !anticommunists

!boozers

For all the guy nomads, how do you carry your peepee pumps? The tubes are big and fairly fragile. Any tips for keeping it secure?

Hope Walz, Gov. Tim Walz's daughter, says Joe Rogan fandom is "red flag" in her dating "litmus test"

MINNEAPOLIS — Hope Walz, daughter of Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, took to social media to take a swipe at influential podcaster Joe Rogan and the men among his fanbase after the host cited the former Democratic vice presidential candidate's misstatements about his past for his backing of President-elect Donald Trump.

In a video posted this weekend to her nearly 190,000 TikTok followers, the 23-year-old said a dating "litmus test" for her and her friends is whether "the guy we're talking to follows Joe Rogan on Instagram," adding that's a "red flag and we should probably stop talking to them."

"It's literally never failed us. And at this point, it's like the first thing we do when someone starts talking to a new person. If they follow [Rogan], we're like, yeah, this person probably isn't a great person, probably our values don't align. So we're gonna move on from that," Hope Walz said.

She also labeled Rogan, 57, as "questionable and unprofessional."

"I don't know how you have the largest podcast in the world and are able to just lie and put out misinformation and straight-up lies on your platform," she said.

https://tiktok.com/@hopewalz/video/7445457104158084395

I tried to upload the video but it seems to get cut off at the end

Comments on Reddit, especially /r/minnesota, are what you'd expect

I' found some really spicy takes though

"Why would you let a politician on and not interupt them?!"

Already trying to rewrite history. Joe will travel to go on other shows. Not host someone on his. He gave K-Dawg the opportunity before Trump when she was campaigning in the state. The progressives in her camp told her "ICK" and she ghosted him. Then it got leaked to her campaign the Drumf was going on and she got on her hands and knees like a dog and begged Joe to come to her so they could do a "1 hour max" show. Also a list of things they couldn't talk about.

You must really suck if your whole family likes funny ape man they listen to on the talking box instead of you.

Reading the 1 upsoren to negative gives some real funnahs

Hope everyone is having a Happy @WootFatigue Birthgay!

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1iy0m61/im_so_tired_of_censoring_nonexpletives/

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1ixv85x/_/

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1iy7vkh/i_accidentally_got_into_a_fake_pr_relationship/

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1iy6d0n/youd_think_the_guy_with_the_biggest_nose_in_the/

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