orange site:https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42971446

The YouTube comments are sneedfest.

Redditors have the same day.

/r/politics

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1icjbi9/jon_stewart_to_dems_quit_calling_everything_trump/

/r/destiny

https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1ibulwx/what_the_frick_is_going_on_with_jon_stewart/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1ibv4uf/jon_stewart_says_trump_isnt_a_fascist_and/

/r/television

https://old.reddit.com/r/television/comments/1ibt1ys/jon_stewart_on_whether_dems_trump_is_a_fascist/

/r/JonStewart

https://old.reddit.com/r/DailyShow/comments/1ibwgt3/kinda_disappointed_with_jon_tonight/

Our xisters at /r/redscarepod have a sensible chuckle

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1ibzqvq/jon_stewart_suggests_libs_might_be_overreacting/

/r/themajorityreport will no longer support Jon Stewart/AOC 2028

And this guy is spamming this same post across some other subs

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheMajorityReport/comments/1ibxixo/i_hope_this_makes_people_stop_with_the_jon/

Probably lots more.

!! https://t.co/RFwTPUUL7I

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 20, 2025

Guy posts a screenshot from usaspending.gov of the overview for Politico and then asserts

Politico spent years masquerading as an independent news outlet while secretly being propped up by USAID, a taxpayer-funded slush fund. Now, with Trump and Elon pulling the plug, the charade is over. No paychecks, no propaganda. This isn't journ*lism—it was state-funded narrative control, designed to protect the regime and attack its enemies.

Politico had a problem with their payroll today and the chudspehere is convinced it has something to do with USAid. Naturally the chuds lap it up except if you scroll immediately below the overview you get this

It just means that other agencies are acting as fronts for USAid clearly. I wonder what they were paying them for? I hope its something juicy.

Print and internet subscriptions. No, thats just code for attempting to destroy Trump.

R-slurs go even further

Edit 3: 9 mil to Reuters

🤨 https://t.co/R32kbLTeTW

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 5, 2025

Edit 4: Associated Press

It's not just Politico. The Associated Press has been raking in millions of dollars in government money for years.

The AP's bias also makes perfect sense. pic.twitter.com/RrH5JPykvY

— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) February 5, 2025

Reuters & AP are paid as wire services. US law requires agencies to publish via the register and wire services when they make administrative changes, its how people find out what they are doing. Multiple agencies (particularly state & DOD) also pay for wire subscriptions as its a cheap intelligence source.

MIAMI (WSVN) - A Miami-Dade County Public Schools teacher has been deported after being detained by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in early January, before President Donald Trump took office.

According to the United Teachers of Dade, the 24-year-old taught science at a middle school and was beloved by his community.

UTD officials told 7News the teacher had been in the United States since he was 13 years old, obtained a college degree and had no criminal record.

Back in early January, UTD officials said, the teacher went in for what he thought was a regular immigration hearing.

Instead, ICE agents took him away.

"That's shocked me. I believe in democracy," said a aprent who identified herself as Carla.

!chuds lmao it's like a verbal tick at this point. This is democracy manifest! People voted for this!

AITA for continuously triggering her trypophobia?

(Trypophobia is an intense and disproportionate fear or disgust for holes, bumps, or patterns that are clustered together or repetitive)

(aka r-slurred)

I (19F ) have had acne for so long that I honestly can't remember my skin without it. I used to wear a lot of concealer to cover it up, but that only made things worse. Eventually, I realized my skin was controlling my life (and draining my bank account 💀), so when I started at a new school, I decided to stop wearing makeup . My skin still isn't great, but I'm on medication, so I have some hope that it will improve.

Here's the problem: There's a girl in my class, let's call her Callie (18F ), who has trypophobia [is r-slurred]. I had no idea until we were put in a group together. The moment I spoke to her, she started crying. Naturally, I asked what was wrong, and she screamed at me that my face was triggering her trypophobia . Her friends immediately jumped in to comfort her while I just sat there, confused, wondering if I was supposed to apologize for my skin, something I obviously didn't choose to have .

When I tried to speak again, she told me to shut up and leave because I was " drawing attention to myself by talking. " I asked what she expected me to do about it, and she said I could at least wear concealer. I explained that it wasn't an option because it's expensive and just worsens my acne. Her friends glared at me and called me selfish .

That was just the first incident. Ever since, anytime I sit near Callie or have to present in front of the class, she starts dry heaving or crying (having a panic attack?) . It's disrupting lessons so much that my teacher pulled me aside and asked if I could just wear concealer for the sake of keeping the peace. She admitted it wasn't fair but said she couldn't think of another solution.

I already feel like such a freak because of my skin. I know my skin is horrid, but why am I the one expected to cater to Callie? I didn't choose to have acne any more than she chose to have trypophobia. I can't help but feel like I'm being unfairly treated here, but at the same time, I know she can't control her reaction either.

So… AITA? Should I just wear the darn concealer?

!r-slurs !neurodivergents !foidmoment !\verifiedugly

Someone want to invite her here?

Timestamp is 14:33 in case it doesn't link right link

gather round - this all started weeks ago, bored at work on a conference call I came up with a plan - a plan to troll ted simp, though as it progressed i would actually start to feel bad, I would never reveal any of this as I actually felt bad about the things I said to her, but after the events of tonight she's opted for war, to smear me, to delude herself into thinking I'd ever actually be interested in her. Well dramafriends, the liquor flows through me, let me reveal what actually happened here, so after she ends up killing herself from being taken advantage of by yet another predator, you can know I have clean hands.

This all started with me telling her she probbaly isn't even crazy (WHO WOULD EVER BELIEVE ME SAYING THAT?)

after this I added her on groomercord, and I have a pass from the owner of this website himself to post groomercord images.

now let's move on.

i can post more of this bs if you want - but as you can see, I made it clear I had no interest in ever sleeping with her.

now let's see what I was dming OTHER people at the exact same time to showcase my A) intents of trolling her at first, B) my ethics intervening after.

Did I *plan* this week's new episode knowing in advance I'd be in the (so far?) minority of critics with a positive take on a new release? No, but it's funny when it works out that way 🤣 youtu.be/50-PDnWMzVE?...

— Bob Chipman (@bobchipman.bsky.social) 2025-02-13T03:19:50.936Z

Review - "CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD" (2025)Marvel goes back-to-basics with lean, fast-paced throwback to Tom Clancy potboilers and its own 'Winter Soldier'/Phase2 mode of solo-franchise "multiverse who?" sequels.youtu.be/E6oPFS9dAvc?...#CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld#CaptainAmerica

— Bob Chipman (@bobchipman.bsky.social) 2025-02-12T17:18:42.113Z

https://skyview.social/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fbsky.app%2Fprofile%2Fmikef141.bsky.social%2Fpost%2F3li76gvercc2w

everyone who disagrees with me is the same person

— josh (@fevered.earth) 2025-02-09T17:49:42.709Z

https://skyview.social/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fbsky.app%2Fprofile%2Fcinemacultist.bsky.social%2Fpost%2F3lhrbebputc2q

Every time I'm reminded of how Moviebob writes/talks I laugh so hard bro

— Lew (@strongest-lewman.bsky.social) 2025-02-05T20:13:19.952Z

There's a bunch of rdrama references so if your the first call it out I'll give you gold (while supplies last)

Edit:

(Spoilers) Answer keys:

Original video:

>Shadows is currently on par with that of Assassins Creed Odyssey in terms of its pre-order numbers. "Early previews have been positive, praising its narrative and immersive experience, with both characters playing critical roles in the game's storyline, as well as the quality and complementarity of the gameplay provided by the dual protagonist approach," Guillemot said in the most recent earnings call.

>At the time of writing, Shadows currently has around 300,000 pre-orders, said sources and Odyssey's day one player numbers were between 400-450,000; a gap of around 100-150,000 that needs to be made up in the next four weeks.

Women so beautiful, I just wish they were good people https://t.co/RP7xMJhRqr

— LetEmKnow (@223__Ali) February 20, 2025

I'm not saying I'm not GoodGuy, but I'm not saying I am, either.

Unfortunately, @CommunityNotes is increasingly being gamed by governments & legacy media.

Working to fix this …

It should be utterly obvious that a Zelensky-controlled poll about his OWN approval is not credible!!

If Zelensky was actually loved by the people of Ukraine, he… https://t.co/gy0NjtPwiq

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 20, 2025

So, when "free speech" is not going the way you want it, you decide to "fix it".

— Lady Jaujau (@ladyjaujau) February 20, 2025

are you actually braindead ?

— ʌzυ (@Azulabtw) February 20, 2025

Nope.

— Lady Jaujau (@ladyjaujau) February 20, 2025

Glad they settled that one up

Sorry man, lived in Ukraine for years, your 100% wrong.

Ukrainians love him and he's kicking Russia's butt.

— Jay in Kyiv (@JayinKyiv) February 20, 2025

This guy also canceled elections during war. pic.twitter.com/D670cEvj4y

— Jay in Kyiv (@JayinKyiv) February 20, 2025

jay, just remember all these ‘maga’ here are larpers. Mostly indian, some chinese, some russian. Real americans want elon and trump outta office and that definitely includes maga.

stay strong

— DarwinAwardsCancelled (@AwardsCancelled) February 21, 2025

BLAH BLAH BLAH....ALL AMERICANS voted for Trump. 78,000,000 of us Americans. Jay knows the truth. And he knows Zelensky is DONE! You are a RACIST Demotart!

— Rich Hall (@RJHall69_) February 21, 2025

Tbf I'd be angry too if someone called me indian out of nowhere

CHURCHILL FOUGHT NAZIS, ZELINSKY WORKS FOR THE NAZIS (azov batallion, full of nazi tatoos, declared terrorists by US congress in 2020)
Stop the nazi pupet regime installed in ukraine in 2014 with the coup by USA. We have the invoices now from USAID, it was all orchestrated

— Viva Peron (@Cristinaok) February 21, 2025

Bollocks! You appear to of been guzzling not only Trump's but the Kremlin kool aid aswell.

— Mark Maher (@MarkMaher679390) February 21, 2025

I don't even know what's real and what's just nonsense ramblings any more

People of Ukraine, Musk thinks you are stupid and unable to think for yourself so, as the russians do, he wants to show you the way, choose who you must love or despise because he knows so much better than you !

— Lady Jaujau (@ladyjaujau) February 20, 2025

THEY ARE STUPID AND UNABLE TO THINK BY THEMSELVES. So they did not sing an amazing deal in 2022, and now they lost 500k lives, and 4 regions they will never take back. Thats stupidity! thats zelinsky, Ukraine is done, thanks to biden, boris jonson and zelinsky

— Viva Peron (@Cristinaok) February 21, 2025

Ok, so maybe they are all just the same ten r-slurs screaming at each other over and over

In other words, you had no issue with it until it no longer helped your agenda, so you decided to break and adjust the entire system to fit your needs, ensuring it shows only results you like, just like with everything else, including the U.S. government, right?

— Tatarigami_UA (@Tatarigami_UA) February 20, 2025

https://x.com/DStove14655/status/1892965396363251835

So Russia is working for American industrial complex? Got it, thanks for your wisdom

— Tatarigami_UA (@Tatarigami_UA) February 21, 2025

But Russia has been America's biggest cash cow for decades, so kinda true

It must not feel too great getting tag teamed by Trump, JD and then Elon. LMAO, this little guy doesn't stand a chance. pic.twitter.com/rCckVvMbJE

— Ryan Jacobsen (@Dndbreakfast) February 20, 2025

Political gangbang!

So much truth. We in America had elections during many wars

— Mark Silverman 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@silvermanmarkj) February 20, 2025

We were never invaded dumb butt.

— Tedd Dionne (@Tedd_Dionne) February 21, 2025

We held elections during our civil war, r-slur

— Durden (@durden_actual) February 21, 2025

At least everyone is having fun

This happened most blatantly in Israel. 100% of @CommunityNotes in Hebrew are by the extreme left.

— Dr. Eli David (@DrEliDavid) February 20, 2025

Israel most affected

34 responses... all hidden.

— Atom Jones 💛🌕🌗🌑🖤 (@AtomJones) February 21, 2025

Noticed that too, and there are people replying with multiple tweets to everything, or ?

Correct. It's basically leftists ganging up to push propaganda and lies.

— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) February 20, 2025

Community Notes has become a total farce.

I am regularly Community Noted on posts that are factually correct with unnecessary additional "context". It is such a joke.

— Cillian (@CilComLFC) February 20, 2025

I never saw these horrible community notes frankly, either my side of twitter is clean or rightoids are just sucking Elon's peepee for free again

https://www.theg*mer.com/sonic-the-hedgehog-dr-eggman-robotnik-voice-actor-mike-pollock-slur-accusations/

https://x.com/hashtag/recastEggman

The official voice actor for Dr Eggman (Mike Pollock) has encouraged his fanbase to publicly call me slurs in a now deleted tweet, please spread this tweet around do not let him get away with this! pic.twitter.com/iqax0y2o8Y

— juno (Girlfricker) (@DewEnjoyer) February 13, 2025

!burgers !dramatards

When you came, you said to me as follows : "I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots." You left then but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said: "If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!"

What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! On account of that one (trifling) mina of silver which I owe(?) you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper, and umi-abum has likewise given 1,080 pounds of copper, apart from what we both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Samas.

How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore (my money) to me in full.

Who were you most surprised was on the list?