this is so sad can we kill people who weigh under 250 pounds? !sigmastacies

Please send tips to @Brevis-Kong and @kongus without whom identifying some of these would have been utterly impossible.

1.mp3 -> Donkey Kong Country Theme (DKC)
2.mp3 -> Simian Segue (DKC)
3.mp3 -> Bonus Room Blitz (DKC)
4.mp3 -> Cranky's Theme (DKC)
5.mp3 -> Funky's Fugue (DKC)
6.mp3 -> Candy's Love Song (DKC)
7.mp3 -> King K. Rool Returns (DKC2)
8.mp3 -> Steel Drum Rhumba (DKC2)
9.mp3 -> Welcome to Crocodile Isle (DKC2)
10.mp3 -> Swanky's Swing (DKC2)
11.mp3 -> Cranky's Conga (DKC2)
12.mp3 -> Funky the Main Monkey (DKC2)
13.mp3 -> School House Harmony (DKC2)
14.mp3 -> Klubba's Reveille (DKC2)
15.mp3 -> Lost World Theme (DKC2)
16.mp3 -> World Map Theme (DKC3)
18.mp3 -> Da Banana Bunch (DK64)
19.mp3 -> Main Menu (DK64)
20.mp3 -> Donkey Kong December National Anthem
22.mp3 -> Title Theme (Diddy Kong Racing)
23.mp3 -> DK Island Swing - Staff Credits Arrangement (Tropical Freeze)
24.mp3 -> DK Island Swing (DKC)
25.mp3 -> Cave Dweller Concert (DKC)
26.mp3 -> Aquatic Ambience (DKC)
27.mp3 -> Bad Boss Boogie (DKC)
28.mp3 -> Life in the Mines (DKC)
29.mp3 -> Misty Menace (DKC)
30.mp3 -> Voices of the Temple (DKC)
31.mp3 -> Forest Frenzy (DKC)
32.mp3 -> Northern Hemispheres (DKC)
33.mp3 -> Ice Cave Chant (DKC)
34.mp3 -> Fear Factory (DKC)
35.mp3 -> Gang-Plank Galleon (DKC)
36.mp3 -> Jib Jig (DKC2)
37.mp3 -> Lockjaw's Saga (DKC2)
38.mp3 -> Boss Bossanova (DKC2)
39.mp3 -> Hot-Head Bop (DKC2)
40.mp3 -> Mining Melancholy (DKC2)
41.mp3 -> Bayou Boogie (DKC2)
42.mp3 -> Stickerbrush Symphony remix (DKC2)
43.mp3 -> Flight of the Zinger (DKC2)
44.mp3 -> Disco Train (DKC2)
45.mp3 -> Forest Interlude (DKC2)
46.mp3 -> In A Snow-Bound Land (DKC2)
47.mp3 -> Primal Rave (DKC2)
48.mp3 -> Level Complete - Diddy (DKC2)
49.mp3 -> Stickerbrush Symphony (DKC2)
50.mp3 -> Stickerbrush Symphony remix (DKC2)
51.mp3 -> Aquatic Ambience (A Hint of Blue remix) (DKC)
52.mp3 -> Tree Top Rock remix (DKC)
53.mp3 -> Stickerbrush Symphony (Ori and the Will of the Wisps Remix) (DKC2)
54.mp3 -> DK Isle (DK64)
55.mp3 -> DK's Treehouse (DK64)
56.mp3 -> Donkey Kong December National Anthem
57.mp3 -> Seashore War (Tropical Freeze)
58.mp3 -> Busted Bayou (Tropical Freeze)
59.mp3 -> Aquaduct Assault (Tropical Freeze)
60.mp3 -> Blurry Flurry (Tropical Freeze)
61.mp3 -> Gang-Plank Galleon remix (DKC)
62.mp3 -> Bramble Blast (Hype Remix) (DKC2)
63.mp3 -> Aquatic Ambience (Ephixa Remix) (DKC)
64.mp3 ->  Donkey Kong Country Theme (Sunderi Remix) (DKC)
65.mp3 -> Donkey Kong Country Theme (DJ AG Remix) (DKC)
66.mp3 -> Fear Factory (Tard Mix) (DKC)

Rdrama front page is looking like a 1:1 with Reddit right now so I just wanted to remind all of our recent totally not butt-blasted immigrants that elections have consequences.

After we get done turning Canada into a moose preserve and Mexico into a prison camp, we will start on Europe! Get ready for Ukraine to get smaller, and to get even more europoorer!

DEI is dead, so start rethinking your commie mouthwash slogans. Dudes in dresses being real woman was a big loser this election, so be sure to center men in dresses angrily for four years. That's hilarious.

Federal abortion ban? That's right, ladies. It's finally time for what men know as, "personal responsibility". That's a mouth full, which you wouldn't know because the last generation to know how to suck a peepee was my wife's. Apparently zoomer chicks are too cool for oral.

On zoomers, if you think this is all bad just wait! The world isn't going to stand around letting us end the gib train. Get ready to go die in a trench somewhere in Asia. It's gunna be a mess, thanks for your service.

remembered this after linkrel

Another potential fedposting hunting ground

Оnе sеnds mе thís

Аnоthеř sауs tо mе hоw mауо Í аm

https://archive.li/gTs2V

The article in question !neolibs

The film's Rotten Tomatoes rating is down from 75% in December, before it opened in Mexico, where viewers were unimpressed (see chart). Some of this decline is explained by "review bombing". This can happen when films take on heated subjects. "The Promise" (2016), about the Armenian genocide, saw its imdb page mobbed with thousands of one-out-of-ten ratings from users in Turkey; in response, most Armenians gave it full marks, resulting in a middling overall score.

But socially conservative Mexicans objecting to a trans woman starring in a film is not the full picture. "Emilia Pérez" is, objectively, poor. The dialogue sounds as if it has been hastily translated from French to English to Spanish, leading to jarring phrases like, "Hasta me duele la pinche vulva nada más de acordarme de ti" ("Even my fricking vulva still hurts as soon as I think of you"). The lyrics have been lost in translation, too. Consider the opening line of one song: "Hello, very nice to meet you. I'd like to know about s*x-change operations." (Somehow "hello" gets one syllable and "change" gets two.) "I see, I see, I see," is the reply, as perfunctory an iambic trimeter as you will ever hear.

A scene from the film btw !kino !latinx

Botched pronunciations have angered Mexicans. Karla Sofía Gascón, who plays Emilia, was born in Madrid and cannot always hide her Spanish accent. Emilia's wife with the sore vulva (played by pop star Selena Gomez) sounds robotic in Spanish and slips into English halfway through a line. Adriana Paz, Emilia's love interest, is the only Mexican in the main cast. She has less than 12 minutes of screen time.

!ummah !jidf

This year's #resistance shitlibs and protests are so soulless smh, only two fatoids on this protest in particular, we don't even have the Fat Anti-Fascist Brigade that we had in 2016-2018, they've probably been disbanded because they all died of diabetes in the past 9 years.

!trump2024 !trump2028 !project2025 !the_donald !chuds !anticommunists !metashit

Chudmisa strikes again. No lives matter until chud lives matter.

I'm gen Z and maybe it's better not to mess with what worked in the past, though it stopped working at some point on reddit.

Trump is the first beast and Elon is the second beast, the false prophet. Trump fits the aggressive, brash, prideful first beast, Elon fits the meek prophet (occupy mars BS) type. Twitter is a messenger bird, people get their news, usually bad news, from it. If Jesus/The Gospel is "the good news" then Elon is literally the bad news.

Now this, they're gonna try building the third temple.

What makes me feel really sick is that i don't even consider myself to be very religious anymore, I'm skeptical of any religion claiming to speak for God with exclusivity, and even I'm noticing this shit. Will your magatard boomer parents wake up? I hope my dad does.

Except it was correct a week ago... regardless if you could make them out or not, you could tell there was closer to fifty than there is nine. This is definitely a new alteration

No it wasn't. That image has been used on that site since 2020. There are 9 stars and 11 stripes (9/11).

Not sure if that theory is more r-slurred or less.

Because the president is a white supremacist. Nothing is by accident

It's all part of the carefully crafted plan. Trump is a genius!

Because it's a tiny icon and there literally aren't enough pixels to show fifty stars . There are also fewer stripes.

That is not why. It was recently changed, and the 9-star flag has a significant meaning.

And what meaning is that, you ask?

It's the 9 Confederate states

Ah yes, 9 out of the 11 Confederate states.

The worrisome part is if you know anything of history, the 9 star American flag was originally used by the confederate at the start of the Civil War. It was to represent the 9 states that seceded. So essentially it's a confederate flag on our government websites.

That would be 7 states that originally seceded, before the start of the war.

Where did this NPC software update come from? It can't just be Reddit?

Such a dumb ahhh day, and it's mine!

!animalposters !cats

pic.twitter.com/T2uZMi8Rg1

— Chicago Bears (@ChicagoBears) February 6, 2025

The Bears will still suck

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1iel58z/trench_crusade_40k_competitor_leaves_x_for/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/1ic62sq/this_template_works_really_well/

What is Culture War?

https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/337159/inspired-by-the-trench-crusade-stupidity

Anyone who wants to help me get actual functional rules feel free to contribute.

Now on to new units and factions!

Traditionalists

Glorious jihadIst

Anything that moves

Muslim

Homophobic

Jihad

Your standard issue jihadist. At any point they can detonate their suicide vest to inflict damage at the cost of their own lives.

Muslamic Ray guns

Male feminist

Muslim

Jihad

Homophobic

Groomer

Anything that moves

Deviant

The specialist of the jihadists.

Limited run scam model

Signature special character

Failey the 'armless

Traditionalist

Catholic

Christian

Hailey Frederick is one of the strongest and toughest crusaders, but has been beaten by darn near everyone because of one of the author's horrible fetishes.

• Perverts

Turbothots

Deviant

Male feminist

Anything that moves

Mutilator

Groomer

Cyborg

Medical science has advanced far enough that anyone can be anything they want. Turbothots are men and women but mainly men who've decided they want to have a rack like a porn star and a figure like Stellar Blade. Hopped up on gender euphoria they now view the world either as frickees or as future turbo thots.

Antifans

Knights of the tenacious Unicorn

Traditionalist

Homophobic

Blasphemous

Crazy

Animal rights activist

Hatred: deviants and nerds

Insane alpaca-worshipping cultists serving an abomination in the Colorado desert. They are based out of the remnants of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, which they have renamed Alpacwitz. They are accompanied into battle by undead alpacas and "Artifacts of the Holy martyrs" . Their religion is a confusing bullshit mix of occult horror movie nonsense , catholicism , and pre -Columbian rituals but only the gruesome and horrifying parts.

New trait: animal rights activist

When an allied animal is killed gain the hatred trait against the killer

New trait:Jihad

A Jihadist can ally with any other jihadists even if they otherwise would be enemies. In addition woke characters receive a -1 to hit them.

reminder to any moids reading, women do not owe you anything

i figured out the formula