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Bard spotting on Bluesky 13 February 2025 :marseyrandom:

Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

Be valid and ping ! bardfinn for something worthwhile or create a new thread.

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Capyrot, you were sent to rDrama to moderate every single post on this forum! :capycry: What have you been mopping all these years?! :platyseethe:

!marseyartists !saiyans Can you guess who it is? :marseyshy3:

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Please help me pour some bleach on my eyes

					
					

I hate foids so much. Unreal

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/1inev4y/period_underwear/

:#vomit:

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/1in07nr/what_is_your_opinion_on_lume/

:laugh:

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/1in69ga/did_you_really_say_that_out_loud/

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/1inbgrx/i_feel_very_undesired/

Fat fat fatttttie!!!!!

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/1icgu4p/i_am_not_the_right_kind_of_plus_size_nor_a_model/

Gggguh

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/1i084er/just_a_few_photos_from_this_magical_day/

COPE

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/1id7u8f/stretch_marks/

:#marseysuicide: get your own whales now

Lol. The few surviving based Redditors post some memes. Fatties lose their shit

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/16l8lig/why_is_fatphobia_so_virulent_on_reddit_cant_enjoy/

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Smartest amerilard rightoid

Per the comments in this thread it seems that Tim Horton's is so unknown to burgers as a whole that this needs clarification:

Tim Horton's is a Canadian coffee joint. An absolutely massive one. It is quintessentially Canadian on a level with how McDonald's/Starbucks are like memes with what a sign of America they are. They have some US locations, most where there are tons of leafs (New York, Michigan) but it's negligibly few.

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There's a hundred versions of this attack in the replies as per usual every time this subject comes up. Let's unpack.

What the name actually refers to:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabra_(person)#:~:text=A%20prickly%20pear%20cactus%2C%20which,a%20sweet%20and%20soft%20interior.

The Sabra character predates the Lebanese Christian militia chimpout:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739372646gCpfhf-goqClvg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739372646zOzsB3OhUp2Y5g.webp

So much for that nonsense

:#marseynorm: :#marseynorm:

I can't believe I just defended Disney, kill me now

:#marseybackingintobush:

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how do i hate minorities and women more

i used to find a lot of meaning in the hatred of those i deemed inferior to myself, but for the past few years i have had trouble getting the motivation or satisfaction out of hating these groups. What have you done to regain that spark?

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Ginuwine - Pony

https://media.tenor.com/gCelBuNh-yQAAAAx/pony-ginuwine-pony.webp

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The dirtbag left, whatever happened there

					
					

Really elucidating (and depressing) read, Matt Christman's fate really is a fitting metaphor for the dirtbag left. The movement ultimately went nowhere with all its personalities either fading into obscurity or chudding out like A+D, forever trapped in the mind prison of "what if Bernie got elected?"

The landlord stuff is especially depressing, it's pretty clear by now that leftism correlates heavily with personal and financial administrative incompetence, but the fact that these people make six figures a month and are still renting + faux seething about their landlord (clearly for their loser audience) in their 30s really boggles the mind.

I think in the end the dirtbag left, with it's airs of cold cynicism, realpolitik and class analysis will be remembered as naive and unsophisticated.

Wanna specify with this I'm absolutely not making fun of/gloating about Matt Christman here, I wouldn't wish anyone (especially with a family) to go through that.

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Sony ended the state of play with a game starring a jeet that is literally unironically called Saros

:#marseyxd:

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Chuds why do you hate America? Why do you hate the constitution? What did James Madison ever do to you that you hate his work so much?

The 10th Amendment establishes the Anti-Commandeering Doctrine, this is that the federal government cannot force or order states to expend resources for federal functions. SCOTUS first established it in Prigg v. Pennsylvania when they found the federal government could not force states to enforce the Fugitive Slave Act. The '97 landmark case of Printz v. United States was the most recent case they affirmed the doctrine and solidified its current form.

The federal government cannot force states to spend on enforcing federal laws. Immigration laws suffer a double blow because its also exclusive federal jurisdiction, states are not permitted to regulate immigration.

This is settled law. The bimbo is being r-slurred, and she hates America.

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-12 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”˜The current state of this country has me panicking. I'm having pani.../r/confession (11M)60%13453
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜AITAH for refusing to split rent evenly with my girlfriend after sh.../r/AITAH (3M)54%1190
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜I'm that one who decided to stay with my cheating wife... with cond.../r/TrueOffMyChest (3M)59%1257
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜New rule. No more post about USA, Trump, or reaction to their bulls.../r/EhBuddyHoser (67K)53%878
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜What if instead of "Gulf of America" we settled on "Gulf of the Ame.../r/whatif (31K)56%597
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜President's day protest/r/idahofalls (10K)49%355
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Anyone else think AI is overrated, and public fear is overblown?/r/ArtificialInteligence (2M)52%317
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Lift malfunction/r/Unexpected (12M)64%417
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Can we all agree MILEZPERPROWER just made the best Ragatha design e.../r/Amazingdigitalcircus (34K)51%300
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Trudeau is finally talking about the "crushing U.S. tariffs." But e.../r/XGramatikInsights (129K)47%264

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜President's day protest/r/idahofalls (10K)49%355
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Ilhan Omar DID marry her brother and said she would 'do what she ha.../r/altmpls (9K)47%218
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Elizabeth Warren just ASSAULTED me on camera for asking her WHY she.../r/UsaNewsLive (3K)48%57
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜What if instead of "Gulf of America" we settled on "Gulf of the Ame.../r/whatif (31K)56%597
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Hot take: a lot of y'all are overreacting to the so-called PDF alle.../r/AMBERLYNN_Snark (13K)59%205
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜New rule. No more post about USA, Trump, or reaction to their bulls.../r/EhBuddyHoser (67K)53%878
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Mal/Kendrick/r/RoryAndMalPodcast (12K)50%124
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜This is why Sonic 3 was so good, took inspiration from the best mov.../r/SnyderCut (21K)52%196
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Can we all agree MILEZPERPROWER just made the best Ragatha design e.../r/Amazingdigitalcircus (34K)51%300
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜I really hate when socialists do the "markets need infinite growth!.../r/economicsmemes (33K)47%185

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Very amusing foid moment on the TL today.

My wife(F42)(Emily) and I(M42) have been together since freshman year, [...]

Last night when I arrived home from an exhausting shift, Emily sat me down and told me we had to talk, she proceeded to tell me how she's a lesbian, that she's known since college, and that she's gone with multiple dates with many women over our entire marriage.

:mjlo#l:

She justified herself, saying that her family would've never accepted her and that she never actually cheated on me because she was being her true self with the women she slept with

>:marseyfoidretard: It wasn't cheating because I've been lying to you for 20 years(?)

and to end it all she wanted us to have a lavender marriage so she cold be herself while her parents thought she was a straight woman

>:marseyfoidretard: anyway can you continue to financially support me please :marseyflirt: otherwise I'd have to take accountability

I'm not happy for her, or proud or anything like that, if anything I feel pure rage towards her.

:marseydoi#t: you know what to do

By the way, this is the :snipsnip: moid's fault but you're not ready for that conversation :marseynails:

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r/apple seethes over the Gulf of America

					
					

Jannies shut it down before anything could could get really good but there's quite a few sour apples freaking out.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739350895qQFx5KtA7XyDHw.webp

I wanted to reply so hard on this guy mentioning Mt. McKinley but alas.

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Maro's final word on DEI in Magic

					
					

Right, there's nothing productive to be had in terms of discussion here, and I don't think you guys even care at this point either to try.

Call it whatever stupid buzzword you want - Woke, DEI, PC, SJW, or whatever dumb term people come up with next week. I don't care. The term means, always has meant, and always WILL mean "Not being an butthole to someone because they're different to you."

Don't pretend that the old stories were fine just having black or gay people - Because buttholes complained about that then, just like you are complaining about it now. The reality is, people who are not the same skin colour, sexual orientation, gender, lifestyle, size, physical ability, etc etc, than you, Exist. They always have, and always will.

Culture including people with different characteristics to you IS NOT A SLIGHT. They are not doing it to offend you, or to "gaslamp you" or whatever nonsense the Anti Woke Brigade has come up with this week. These characters are being created so that the real human beings who have those differences, have someone to look at and go "Hey this guy's like me!" That's it. That's the whole thing. It's just about making everybody feel welcome.

If you want to complain about this, I encourage you to send us a modmail. But this thread is locked, and you know darn well why.

:#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny2: :#pepejannie: :#marseyjannysuspicious:

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SERENA!

:marseyfluffy: :marseybow: :marseyhearts:

!animalposters !cats

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After much pissing,pooping and crying Tulsi is now the DNI
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Gym Body dysmorphia

not a πŸš‚ (maybe 🀨😟) but I just blew past my all time weight goal I set for myself, this is all after 6 years of on and off lifting, and I still feel skinny as heck. people around me start to look smaller it's weird. muscular dudes don't look as ripped as they used to

went from 6' 140lbs to 6' 180lbs. my goal was 170. Looking at it now makes me realize how skinny 170 was, I could legit make it over 200 if I try hard enough. I don't look muscular or anything. Nor fat. food amounts are shrinking too. I used to get full after 3/4 of one box of Mac and cheese and now I need two to feel full. oh and I'm not a total lightweight anymore

I'm not getting anymore attention from women than I did at my lowest weight which I kinda chuckle at. I tell myself maybe if I lift enough weights maybe a woman will love me haha. alas, crackhead me was peak me apparently

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RANCHERS, GREAT NEWS
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Late Dinner :marseycomfy:

Bacon egg sandwich with extra bacon :marseybeandrool:

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Four beers deep and painted this today

Haven't painted lately. Listening to Flaming Lips Embryonic. February sucks. Squids are pretty cool.

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woman_posting_picture_to_reddit.webp

					
					

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739371994RxCLY2wiHyeqcg.webp

check out this picture of me, a mid white woman, with the "game" I made barely visible in the background

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Lyft driver gets "suspended" for choosing their own hours :marseyaware:

					
					
					
	

				
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:redlight::bluelight:ONE OF THE RED SACRE POD HOES IS DROPPING A SHITCOIN TO SACM HER AUDIENCE
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