You are wrong.

its over

This is going to have hilariously predictable consequences.

Prices will fall for things we produce & prices will climb for things we don't. When Trump had a much smaller trade war in 2018 the price of corn fell by 20% over 2 months because countervailing tarrifs and it wasn't until Rona that they recovered.

Futures started pricing this in on Friday (all grains were down, meat was up) but Monday is going to be fun. Anyone who owns a farm in the US and isn't a corp who can hedge this is fricked.

First consumer price to see movement is going to be onions as they don't have a futures market. Anything that's harvest to supermarket in days-weeks will be next, anything that gets sprayed with water/is refrigerated.

We are also going to see next week if congress are going to hide in the corner while their authority is being usurped or not. POTUS doesn't have authority to do tarrifs like this absent a declaration of war.

Edit: Canada have already announced countervailing tarrifs. https://globalnews.ca/news/10992959/donald-trump-tariffs-canada-feb-1/ waiting for the schedule and hoping they are troll enough to stick 100% on Teslas for the lulz.

BEST

For me it was many years ago when I finally finally got together with a lad I'd had a crush on for about 3 years. About 2 months after we started seeing each other he invited me to his house. Which is where he committed the unforgivable sin of picking up a broom and sweeping the kitchen floor.

this neighbor sweeping

I took a man to bed and in the throws of passion he bent me over and as he inserted I did the loudest most drawn out fanny fart in human history. Sounded like a ship coming in to dock. He went as limp as an under-cooked prawn instantly.

Hahahahahaha its called a queef u limey b-word

!fartneighbors vagina fart valid or naw?

Talked about a gay dating website and his obsession with bussy. Then said in a hush tone that "the capybara was a mussad spy" whatever that means. When the check came he threatened me with a "dorg" if i didn't pay.

GOOD

Interesting how many of these, despite being trivial, are somehow signifiers of unmanliness!

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I spoke to a guy on the phone (from a dating site) - he said I made him chuckle. That was the end of the call for me.

LOL chuckle is such a straggy word almost as straggy as "lol".... IRONIC LOL!!!!!!

he had feminine hands

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A boyfriend used to use the car indicator by gripping it between his thumb and index finger, with the rest of his fingers up in the air. It gave me the completely irrational ick.

true

I binned one because he smelled of nothing. No soap, no toothpaste, no body odour, no strags or beer or dust - nothing at all. It was like trying to communicate with a ghost.

It was worse than the one I binned for ordering decaf coffee. No, it isn't just the same only without the caffeine. Or the one I never even considered saying yes to a date with because he vaguely waved a teabag at a cup of watery milk from the opposite end of the staff kitchen before adding 4 heaped spoons of sugar.

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Meeting in the nearest city and rang me to ask where he should park. Ick.

Went to eat at Ginos restaurant, you know the chain. Walked in and he called it posh. ick

Then while waiting for our food, told me he'd never tried wine. Ever. Ick ick ick

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MADE ME ANGRY

I was instantly planning my exit from a guy who wore a hand knitted jumper his mum had made him on our second date 😂

i love my mom 😾

My husband says he's going to go and shower, instead of going to have a shower, and it is one of the many things that make me think I can't live with him much longer

if i am living with someone i do the same thing, so they have chance to go to the bathroom before hand.

its common courtesy when u r living with someone and only have 1 bathroom.

Went to a pub for first date. To pay for the drinks he got a little leather purse out of his pocket and counted out the coins. That shows you how long ago that was when you could buy two drinks with loose change. It was the careful way he counted it. It looked so miserly.

anti semitism!!!!

!jews

This is crazy. 🤪 the creator of Golden Girls is a Jewish Zionist BTW… and Sam Harris’ mom…

pic.twitter.com/clhbDthsq9

— Uncommon Sense (@Uncommonsince76) February 6, 2025

!nooticers

Top Drama

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion

Foda-se a base militar, mas só pela fala de tirar o Brasil dessa porra de BRICS já ganhou meu voto

!animalposters !cats

REMEMBER YOUR OATH, BRAVE SOLDIERS!

"I'm feeling so defeated and depressed as a two fed family. I can't take much more of this."

"I have honestly cried most of the day today. ."

"I've been scared for myself and my friends/work family."

"I'm a middle school social studies teacher and everything I keep seeing just makes me think of 1930s Germany or 1950s Russia."

"I did not sign up to be customer service rep to die and compromise my health. I'm bordering suicidal and had to have my antidepressants upped today."

Jesus Christ, burgers, what the frick did Trump/Elon do?? Is this just about laying off federal employees??

link to the literal Command HQ of the Reddit army

I can't find the original post, but someone thought they saw a black sun on a cops business card and posted it.

Like for real nafo presence died by a lot after USAID stoped Jfl

Once you accept the Bible as the final and only authority you're going to end up cargo culting Judaism

/u/sadsardine

Even for a professional fighter Bryce Mitchell is one of the dumbest motherlovers on the planet lol

years ago, back in my bachelor (degree) days 😉😉I was in a material history of central Italy in antiquity class, and we were looking at a pretty standard statue depicting ancient italians. this lady who looked like a Reddit avatar asks: "if these are Italians, why are they depicting asians with dreads.." she then says something about culture appropriation. I nearly did a backflip in my seat. The prof was thrown off for like a good 5 secs.

The next year I'm in another elective with this person. African history, very easy but a lovely class. An iron age Italian tribe and a pre Iron Age African tribe have the same name and this person asks "so how did x group get over there "

Congrats to Mexico voters! 🇲🇽

*MEXICAN PRESIDENT SHEINBAUM SAYS HAD A GOOD CONVERSATION WITH TRUMP

*WILL DEPLOY 10,000 NATIONAL GUARD IMMEIDATLEY TO BORDER TO AVOID TRAFFICKING OF DRUGS TO U.S.

*TARIFFS DELAYED FOR A MONTH https://t.co/qJ4oI08guG

— Geiger Capital (@Geiger_Capital) February 3, 2025

Blackface trusted the bean yenta to team up on Donald and he got fricked

She's kinda based for it tbh

@Aisha tried out smoking five spice and brown sugar duck breasts for dinner

turned out dericious. Am trying to figure out a plan for the leftovers for tomorrow.

!meatshit

Our boi Scot narrating this cuck saga

Wait... wasn't the bombing of Dresden a borderline war crime because it almost exclusively targeted civilians? pic.twitter.com/bQFeCswAD3

— Reddit Lies (@reddit_lies) February 6, 2025

!Nonchuds Mask off moment

"but muh civilians" Nazis deserved all that they got just like Japs deserved to get nuked

https://old.reddit.com/r/WorkersStrikeBack/comments/1iik2vu/i_just_saw_an_entire_family_taken_by_ice/mb7q1q7/?context=8

they are literally the beyond parody borders are immoral people who want to drive down their own wages "uniting" with 6 billion 3rd worlders