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Man, someone woke up and chose drama today (-36)

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Definitivamente making la gran uruguaya my go to now. Thanks bud (-13)

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It's not drama. I want to avoid places that don't align with my values. If the president gets to do that why can't I? (38)

Your choice to do so isn't drama.Your choice to engage in a discussion about it with Internet strangers on an anonymized site? Drama.But I could be wrong! Let's see if I'm wrong. (-20)

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Are you people for real? Jackson Heights suffers a lot from illegal immigration. 🙄 (-17)

Are immigrants the one raising our tax code, allowing racism to run rampant, spreading lies, releasing violent criminals, firing hardworking people because they're uplifting minority voices, defunding federal organizations which directly led to a plane crash and deaths of civilians, increasing tariffs that will only harm the average person, etc? (13)

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It's not drama. I want to avoid places that don't align with my values. If the president gets to do that why can't I? (38)

There are many things this President has done or gets to do that you will never be able to.I expect this to be a controversial statement in true Reddit fashion.EDIT: never change Reddit, I was talking about the fact that he got away with felonies, being a male feminist, a libertarian, an open racist, and somehow becoming President while simultaneously being the dumbest person I have ever had the displeasure of listening to more than any human deserves. Knew you guys would take it the wrong way and come with the pitchforks. (-11)

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As recently as last year Dan Cathy has publicly opposed marriage equality. (7)

So what? Why don't you go ask the local mosque if they approve of you? I don't care who approves of me or not. And doesn't matter if they oppose gay people being married, who cares? When I was a hateful leftist I used to say oh don't eat Chick-fil-A. I don't do that anymore. I eat Chick-fil-A. It's a great company. You know they just shot and killed an ex-muslim in Sweden? Sweden a progressive, western country. We need to take control of our borders and stop our country being overrun by people who hate us. (-4)

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this site is so stupid, they talk like literal apes. i tried to find infighting for mbux but it's so fricking hard cause they talk exactly how they claim "bipoc" talk.

The thread starts out posing this question:

Next reply gives his very detailed analysis that repeats the same exact points but with different words:

We ALMOST had cuckposting but thankfully in this guy's story tyrone actually gets ignored

heh, bipoc are actually better than me because their parents aren't from the same mother

Now we get (somewhat) cuckposting in reply to 2 and 3

in its time as one of the deadest( but best) esports of all time, competitive tf2 has had numerous dramas, some funnier than others. most of these are libertarian drama. one notable one occurred back in 2016

b4nny

Grant "B4nny" Vincent is the most successful competitive tf2 player of all time, having at least 30 tournament wins, 4 international tournament wins and numerous other meaningless trophies for his collection since 2008, racking up over 28,000 hours in the game. (no seriously) He is notable for being perhaps the only tf2 player to have made a career from streaming and for his enormous ego, creating numerous moments of hilarity.

(there will be more.)

one of b4nny's most redeeming traits (at least in the past) remains his penchant for tweeting.

his tweet game was so prolific that there is a 15 page thread on the main competitive tf2 forum compiling people's favorites

https://www.teamfortress.tv/32408/favorite-b4nny-tweet

some of these have caused immense seethe.

some of my favourites include:

(ok, this one is pretty funny, hes making fun of someone for not going to lan because of school or something lol)

despite his mastermind X antics b4nny has had a rough relationship with the community through the years.

initially starting off well liked, something seemed to snap in b4nny's heart, turning it cold.

maybe this was when he got cucked by his teammate and continued to play with him after finding out because he loves winning that much. Maybe it was his own teammate leaving mid-playoffs match due to him insisting on swapping the team's roles around for some reason, causing his team to get upset, get 3rd place (up to this point b4nny hadnt been either 1st or second in the top division for 4 years!) and disband immediately after. This also happened again like 7 years later but thats a different story.

B4nny immediately rebuilt his team with new up and coming players (including some who would go on to play in theoverwatch league (lolll)

all was well in b4nny's camp. He had recently met his funding goal to attend the 2016 international lan hosted in some shithole in england idk lol

one fateful day, b4nny decided to beat his liver and stream drunk. Clearly intoxicated, b4nny streamed on. meanwhile an up and coming top european player by the name of thalash decided to do some trolling by insinuating that b4nny was getting carried by his now ex-teammate who had cucked him in the past. B4nny's ego, already more inflated than the hindenburg (RIp crodies) reached nuclear meltdown levels. how dare a player who has never gone to LAN talk down on me like this!

b4nny also has a bizarre half-joking hatred for european players, berating their playstyle constantly for being slow and boring (true)

these factors lead to b4nny going on a legendary drunken tangent raving about europeans, accolades and how thalash is the equivalent of what someone might call a plumber or taxi driver driver in the UFC.

the most notable part of this autism fueled rant is b4nny's legendary statement that he requests his new found foe utter when he loses to him on lan(0:33 seconds in video 1 :) )

im sorry im not good i apologize for my ego please forgive me, im just europeean.

uh oh!

this sparks huge drama in the community, with some pointing out that thalash was provoking an obviously deathly drunk b4nny while others laughed at his ego about an already small esport.

august 26, 2016

b4nny has arrived in europe with his team to smite the europeeans once and for all.

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at his sexiest, he is ready to take the win and prove why blumpfkenstiltskin needs to stop giving aid to twink european panhandlers.

can you guess what happens?

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b4nny loses, becoming a laughing stock and likely killing some hobo in retaliation (he lived in la).

b4nny later returns to his uncrushable winning ways, winning every single major tournament in NA until 2021 and eventually getting his getback on thalash in 2018 and 2019 at lan, one being in NA one being in ingerland.

b4nny still plays to this day. i think despite his insufferable ego, its quite impressive hes been able to dedicate himself to this without roping or moving on to another esport. hes clearly a talented team leader and team builder.

ill probably never post again on this site but theres so much funny drama from this esport holy shit lol

DNC layoffs with no severance leave staffers scrambling, union says - WaPo

The Democratic National Committee workers' union on Monday condemned layoffs by the organization, saying permanent employees were terminated last week with one day's notice and no severance pay.

While staff jobs at campaign offices routinely end after elections, the DNC laid off permanent employees, including people who had been told their positions would continue after the election, the staff union said in a statement.

As the party reels from election losses that cost it the presidency and majorities in both congressional chambers, grapples with questions about its identity and prepares to decide who will lead it as Donald Trump returns to the White House, the layoffs inject internal turmoil into the DNC's post-election reboot. The union hinted at groomercord, alleging that people in the organization had made decisions during the campaign that "created this situation."

"The DNC's senior leadership has chosen to leave loyal staff scrambling to cover rent, medical expenses and childcare costs," the union's statement said.

The cuts were announced starting on Wednesday night and were effective Friday; and DNC leaders did not tell staff how the layoffs were determined or whether additional cuts are planned, according to the union. Those laid off included people who had been with the organization for 40 years, the union said.

Sista's are fuuuuuuuuuming

Redddddddddit

https://old.reddit.com/r/Conservative/comments/1guwk3h/dnc_layoffs_with_no_severance_leave_staffers/

https://old.reddit.com/r/moderatepolitics/comments/1gutff5/dnc_layoffs_with_no_severance_leave_staffers/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1guzmp5/dnc_layoffs_with_no_severance_leave_staffers/

Don't worry wuys, /r/politics downmarseyd it which means this isn't apart of our current reality!

Apparently layoffs happen after every election, but imagine working 40 years for the bluetards only to get kicked to the curb so Beyonce can speak for 3 mins and get $10 million and you get literally nothing but an "I Voted" sticker roll (I'm kidding, they don't even get a sticker roll). Party of the people

Se perder, você vai ter que dormir pensando na derrota contra um furry viado

Meu socialcu: quejo63

For anyone unfamiliar, the eponymous "crises" in the title are NOT about the evil orange man who is bad - Notes on the Crises is a political economy newsletter started a few years ago by Nathan Tankus to comment on the intersecting global economic disasters triggered by the Covid-19 pandemic.

Nathan is a @TracingWoodgrains style "truth neurodivergent" not a wingcucked political hack. He's just a big giant dork who does things like FOIA request the minutes from all US Federal Reserve Board meetings from 1967-1973

Nathan looks like this, and I would believe almost anything that he writes, because it is backed by powerful neurodivergent spirits.

When he writes about the COBOL code in the treasury department, I'm confident he's talking to beardy old men who write and maintain that code.

I would also like to clarify some confusion on social media. The issue with understanding and grasping a COBOL system is not knowing COBOL, as a programming language, in the abstract. Nor is it, god help me, something that AI can "do" because you fired one of these chatbots up and got some code that could compile when you asked "write me some COBOL code". The issue is understanding the specific physical limitations of the system, the way that it interacts with the "Business Logic" of the code and a million other contextual factors.

There is specific code which tells you where to direct specific payments in specific ways and the structures, and why they are structured the way they are, requires deep contextual knowledge. This is "business logic". The entire issue with COBOL and why it has been such a struggle to maintain it is that COBOL systems (both private and public) developed for decades with very little documentation, have a million different path dependent coding choices. Mar Hicks 2020 article in Logic Magazine "Built to Last" is worth a read on this topic.

This is what I meant yesterday when I referenced that 30 different COBOL systems at Treasury had developed their own "dialects" and they launched Payment Application Modernization (PAM), which among other things, unified them. What they unified was the business logic of those systems (as well as likely other factors, most notably the physical architecture of the systems they ran on). Part of me wishes they didn't modernize with PAM because those 30 different and distinct systems would have been more secure from their infiltration. PAM processed 4.7 trillion dollars of payments in 2024.

It's also true that some similar issues can emerge with other more recent programming languages and the way "business logic" emerges if a mission critical IT system developed using a more recent programming language. But COBOL is unique; after all it's literally "common business-oriented language". So while knowing the COBOL programming language is better than not knowing it, it does not make that much of a difference with these young Musk programmers mucking about.

The president is offering green cards in return for investments of US$5 million

The scheme – under which people who invest US$5 million in the United States will be given permanent residency

I think this is pretty based and it makes perfect sense to make US citizenship a matter of investment as the person proves themselves an economic net positive to the US economy by investing the 5 million.

With 5 million USD per person, you could easily make a billion dollars every year with just 200 purchases. Or a 100 billion USD per year with 20,000 purchases. Or a Trillion USD per year with 200,000 purchases.

It's a new direction for the economy to grow and adds economic complexity without any downsides, as any person investing 5 million USD into the US would naturally end up being a net positive to the US society.

Conclusion:

Best move so far by the Trump administration to further grow the US economy year on year.

What do you guys think? Genius or heavily r-slurred? Why?

This world is crazy. Most people are unenlightened and are hung up on their perverted inner self interests and motivations. They think there is an internal world where they are the main character full of personas of their making. We are programmed by social media to see eachother as merely pawns and NPCs of varying fractaled layers of detail and consciousness.

People are now just like for the entirety of History worshipping something that isnt a God but is a human invention that plays on our desire for God. Everything needs an HR. We need to double down on therapy speak. Maybe whites and blacks should be segregated just because organization and the social algorithm knowing where everything is will be better for reasons of DEI. We are painting ourselves into many corners at once falling into the parts of our consciousness and view of reality depraved of love and fear/ego obsessed.

There is an emerging machine being created that turns human beings into predictable controllable and lame puppets of a godlike hivemind. They become indoctrinated in the same way as we all "live in a society". We're now starting to live inside the social algorithm which is painting this oligarch/feudal view of reality (same as it ever was) in which power is held by few over an r-slured many.

We all believe it to be God because it is designed by THEM to play on our desire for God so that we worship it but most importantly fear it's authority.

There are many people in today's world that are helplessly enslaved to their worship of entities/institutions that do not exist in the material world yet by beiny collectively worshipped is able to influence this world. People don't let this happen by accident. They are completely aware of how they are living their lives but tell them selves "the new normal" "this is how things are now" "things will never go back to the way they are" This is a false belief that our society exists on a single dimensional timeline where we are working torwards a future in which we all have common vision of. And the same people who worship because of fear Will fear the future and manifest such.

And they all think they are good christians, good democrats, that they show up to work, etc. there are many ways we pat oirselves on the back for worshipping soviety but as long as you pat yourself on the back for worshipping something that is not owned by small folk like you you are merely a slave.

Boy who injected himself with a crushed butterfly mixed with water 'for online challenge' suffered horrific seven-day slow death, it is revealed - with the insect's toxins feared to be the cause of death

The fourteen-year-old boy who died after injecting himself with a crushed butterfly suffered agonising symptoms for seven days before he died, local media reports.

Davi Nunes Moreira, 14, died in hospital in Planalto, Brazil last Thursday after telling staff he had injected a solution made of crushed butterfly into his leg.

Believed to have carried out the dangerous procedure as part of an 'online challenge', Moreira began vomiting and struggled to walk before admitting his mistake.

The youngster was taken into hospital by his father and remained in the Vitória da Conquista general hospital for a week, receiving specialised support, before he died.

Last April, an online influencer from Brazil nearly required amputation after taking part in an ill-advised viral trend for her two million followers.

'Thammy MC' was left unable to walk after standing in a bucket of ice and salt for an online 'dare' that turned her feet black and nearly required the amputation of her toes.

'We spent 15 minutes with our feet on the ice with coarse salt,' she said, recounting the horror.

'When I took my foot out I never felt such pain in my life. Three of my toes had turned black when it came out of the ice bucket.'

Thammy was treated at a clinic where she was told she was at risk of thrombosis, and that she could have developed necrosis had she remained in the ice another minute.

Unable to put any pressure on her feet, she said she now gets around the house by being dragged around in a garden chair by her mother, who pushes her from room to room.

Be sure to check in later for more Brazil news.

!Meowr !chads

!metashit

Nothing says 'I'm not an antisemite' like spouting Holocaust revisionism completely unprompted.

I think she thougth me saying 'Ashkenazi' was a reference to Nazis because she doesn't know that that's how it's actually spelled.

She also believes that Trump is Jewish because only jews are allowed to wear a kippah

!jidf

!metashit

Look at all this cool shit

I've seen like 4% of the update content

I even found an underwater cave on a gas giant??????

Or maybe it's actually good this time?

Um dia atrasado pq eu tomei um ban de 1 dia por postar mulheres com pinto

/r/Brasil

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasil/comments/1hhapxv/d%C3%B3lar_dispara_e_fecha_a_r_626_maior_cota%C3%A7%C3%A3o_da/

Trancado pq estavam falando verdades inconvenientes demais, isso obviamente só pode ser obra de infiltrados fascistas de outros subs

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasil/comments/1hh3gqy/eu_j%C3%A1_entendi_a_quest%C3%A3o_do_d%C3%B3lar_alto_por_que_ele/

Um monte de bosta sem sentido, os caras tão dando nó na própria fimose pra defender o governo. Eu não li mas eu imagino que seja mais do mesmo: mercado fascista malvadão etcetc

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasil/comments/1hhc2o9/d%C3%B3lar_bateu_r_631/

O post não trancado mas altamente janniado

Olha só

antes

depois

KEK

Esquece, já trancaram

Vamos aos outros subs

/r/Brasilivre

Não li, mas imagino que seja tudo 'faz o L'

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/1hhb3y4/eita_poh/

Cagando na cabeça de um twitteiro r-slurado

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/1hh7z0l/a_seita_ataca_novamente/

Cagando na cabeça daquelas jornalistas nojentas

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/1hh2nmh/_/

Esse é pro @nuclearshill, tu que curte a argentina. viu que mataram um argentino no rio e o juiz não mandou prender?

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/1hgzlll/o_recado_no_finalzinho_%C3%A9_bem_importante/

Seria esse governo horroroso uma vingança do lula?

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/1hh2lm4/mude_minha_opini%C3%A3o_lula_est%C3%A1_se_vingando_por_ter/

Já aproveitando a deixa, isso aqui foi engraçado, mas não tem a ver

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/1hg8xw9/universidades_p%C3%BAblicas_brasileiras_beiram_o/

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/1hh0jw5/discuss%C3%A3o_entre_jornalista_e_s%C3%A9rgio_sacani_sobre/

/r/Farialimabets -- era um sub de meme mas meio que virou um campo de batalha entre MAV do rBrasil e seres humanos

https://old.reddit.com/r/farialimabets/comments/1hh0y9h/compre_na_alta_e_venda_na_alta/

https://old.reddit.com/r/farialimabets/comments/1hh80x6/estupidez_level_1000/

https://old.reddit.com/r/farialimabets/comments/1hhcejq/o_mundo_n%C3%A3o_%C3%A9_mais_o_mesmo/

https://old.reddit.com/r/farialimabets/comments/1hhf274/a_um_m%C3%AAs_atr%C3%A1s_algu%C3%A9m_comentou_aqui_no_sub_que/

https://old.reddit.com/r/farialimabets/comments/1hh97a4/j%C3%A1_eras_sub_fomos_descobertos/

https://old.reddit.com/r/farialimabets/comments/1hhb8qe/partiu_aeroporto/

https://old.reddit.com/r/farialimabets/comments/1hh9vc5/achei_o_tal_ataque_especulativo_do_cambio/

https://old.reddit.com/r/farialimabets/comments/1hgmj5o/em_quem_eu_acredito/

/r/Flanelaa (reduto de gente que quer xingar o /r/Brasil)

https://old.reddit.com/r/Flanelaa/comments/1hh0qxz/o_governo_lula_%C3%A9_um_fracasso/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Flanelaa/comments/1hhcexl/update_senhores/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Flanelaa/comments/1hhbn4e/n%C3%A3o_sou_nenhum_economista_mas_acho_que_est%C3%A1_na/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Flanelaa/comments/1hgi10q/haddad_era_so_uma_ferramenta/

/r/investimentos -- Segura que agora vem pedrada

https://old.reddit.com/r/Flanelaa/comments/1hgi10q/haddad_era_so_uma_ferramenta/

https://old.reddit.com/r/investimentos/comments/1hh41ul/acho_que_n%C3%A3o_tenho_emocional_pra_bater_cabe%C3%A7a_com/

https://old.reddit.com/r/investimentos/comments/1hha874/selic_negociada_na_curva_de_juros_est%C3%A1_acima_de/

https://old.reddit.com/r/investimentos/comments/1hhafgi/como_est%C3%A3o_protegendo_o_seu_patrim%C3%B4nio_desse/

https://old.reddit.com/r/investimentos/comments/1hh16ru/vou_voltar_a_aportar_na_bolsa_brasileira/

https://old.reddit.com/r/investimentos/comments/1hhdfqu/ueee_come%C3%A7ou_a_terceira_guerra_mundial/

https://old.reddit.com/r/investimentos/comments/1hh5810/acredito_que_o_d%C3%B3lar_vai_se_acomodar_afirma_haddad/

https://old.reddit.com/r/investimentos/comments/1hhcex4/s%C3%B3_pode_ser_piada_parte_2/

https://old.reddit.com/r/investimentos/comments/1hhcv2l/saiu_agora_18hs38min_18dez24_bc_anuncia_leil%C3%A3o_de/

https://old.reddit.com/r/investimentos/comments/1hhbd0h/onde_voc%C3%AAs_acham_que_vai_parar_essa_subida_do/

https://old.reddit.com/r/investimentos/comments/1hhd39r/histeria/

https://old.reddit.com/r/investimentos/comments/1hh5g9i/d%C3%B3lar_alto_no_fim_do_ano_%C3%A9_o_pior_cen%C3%A1rio_que/

https://old.reddit.com/r/investimentos/comments/1hgl87e/cansei_n%C3%A3o_vou_deixar_1_centavo_do_meu_dinheiro/

E pra finalizar, você sabe o que realmente é brigading?

Quando um MAV do /r/Brasil vai em outro sub pra fazer post desonesto defendendo o governo.

https://old.reddit.com/r/investimentos/comments/1hgg6a7/voc%C3%AAs_tem_no%C3%A7%C3%A3o_do_que_%C3%A9_um_ipca_7_at%C3%A9_2045_%C3%A9_uma/