We have a double gaming desk in our office, I just watch bf play vidya. I rearranged my side of the desk for cat optimization

!animalposters !cats

I HATE THE NYPD! Part 1. pic.twitter.com/Oh1XWmD1tp

— 張嘉欣 🇵🇸 (@tateandolia) December 19, 2024

I think I get that it's not supposed to be funny even though it's a comic. The stylization kind of disagrees though? And it seems like it's trying to deliver some sort of punchline? The girl with the new baby looks to be about 10 years old so maybe it's a deep psyop dunking on palestoid depravity but I don't think that's it either

But it can't be taken at face value because literally look at the whole thing, any and all of it. I really did think there was some sort of intended deeper meaning or humor here when I began this thread but I've just had another look and I'm scrolling the comments and it's apparently dreadfully serious and exactly as it appears to be.

There is no dc reward as I solved this mystery myself but the title is good for eyes so it stays.

In closing:

It's over Ukroids

ENHANCE

!chuds !transphobes he told the same joke with different doodles :3

I can't clip it or timestamp youtube movies. Even had to use the console to make a snippet because of the DRM but it starts at 6:10

Yak yak yak... Get a job!

LMAO holy shit

Starts with post on /r/Brazil about the deported !macacos not having stewardess on their flight home

No Water Or AC On Flight, Handcuffed: How Brazilians Deported From US Reached Home

One Australian expat in Brazil asks

There are currently over 5,000 US citizens that are in Australia illegally as they have overstayed their visas. These aren't people claiming asylum, these are people who have deliberately broken Australian immigration law.

Can you imagine the outcry from Trump & his cronies if Australia put 100 of them on a plane, handcuffed & shackled & flew them back to the US?

The responses he gets from !burgers were not what he'd hoped

Well Australia should send them back if true

I fully support the US deporting illegal immigrants and I fully support other countries deporting Americans who have overstayed their visa and are thus illegal immigrants, they violated the law, I have no issue with them being handcuffed while they're returned to the US

I don't think Americans care, many would probably enjoy seeing them get deported.

Deport them.

Do it. If they've overstayed visas and aren't legally allowed in Australia anymore they should be sent home.

Most Americans wouldn't have any sympathy for them doing something stupid and illegal.

Kick them out if they are illegal.

Well, those 5,000 are probably unhappy about America, so you can keep them, deport them, what ever you want. America doesn't care.

I think Trump would nt have a problem with it

No outcry from me, what's fair is fair. They made an agreement and violated it.

Me (cis f) and my soulmate (mtf) are having our son on Friday and we just finished her second lactation consultation today. She's been on a protocol of hormones that essentially mimics pregnancy and can trigger lactation it's looking like she's starting to produce a milky like substance which she got swabbed today during the appointment. Her breast development has also sky rocketed since the new protocol and she's really happy with that. She's just been glowing and I can see her confidence increasing which makes me so happy for her. If all is well she will be able to eventually feed our baby (we will both be breastfeeding).

The lactation consultant seems really hopeful and excited because there aren't many cases of situations like ours. There have been studies about trans women breastfeeding but what makes our situation a little different is that our baby is my fiancées biological son. I feel like in a way my fiancée will be able to help other trans women in the sense of providing the lactation consultant with this experience and further knowledge on MTF breastfeeding. Her lactation consultant has dealt with lesbian couples before, but not a lesbian cis/trans couple.

On top of that, my fiancée is so excited to be a mother and I know she's going to be amazing at it, I can't wait to see her hold and love our son and I'm so excited to start this new chapter with her. I love her so much.

!chuds !transphobes

According to BBC Newsnight, Britain's socialist government are considering ending their security partnership with the U.S. unless Donald Trump distances himself from Elon Musk's views on grooming gangs.pic.twitter.com/024Qbg1iaH

— Ben Kew (@ben_kew) January 7, 2025

Lots of seething bongs in the replies

Imagine thinking nobody opposed this until Tommy, Elon and Donald came along.

— Wandering Dalesman (@WanderingD83) January 7, 2025

Tommy isna cokehead who deserves to be in jail for breaking the law.

He is friends with convicted child groomers and has nearly collapsed several trials.

— Wandering Dalesman (@WanderingD83) January 7, 2025

Time for the UK to remove its support from the USA until it brings the mass killing of children to an end by its unhinged and mental population. pic.twitter.com/9Lu6lv8YdH

— Fórcola (@Frcola1) January 7, 2025

America isn’t a free country.

Robinson isn’t a political prisoner. Why are you defending someone that set up the UKs biggest libertarian ring? Maybe google that.

The UK should re-evaluate its relationship with the US until you get a handle on your mass murder of children problem

— Fórcola (@Frcola1) January 7, 2025

They're eating the cats and the dogs, too! Watch out!! Be scared

(More tax cuts for the super rich that rob the treasury just passed, never you mind lass, there's a culture war to fight)

— sauce lord 🧙🏻‍♂️ (@cilantro_daddy) January 7, 2025

Typical MAGA r-slurs - although I agree the US and UK should distance themselves from each other. Hopefully Trump will be suitably obnoxious and hasten the divorce from both ends. The UK belongs in Europe, not as a US proxy, but Trump will have to do the kicking...

— fractious_celt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸 🇪🇺 (@DarenSwanick) January 7, 2025

You fricking idiot. The US is rotten to the core. You don't have values. How many of your children get murdered in schools every year?

— Mike (@MikePea73444529) January 7, 2025

You don't protect anything in the US.

Homicide rate US: 5.6
Homicide rate UK: 1.4

— Globalist (@Globali93253904) January 7, 2025

Ours don't die when they're at school though... sooooo .... yanno

— Bear Necessities (@BearNecessity3) January 7, 2025

You didn't protect your own children from the trans mob who cut off girl's breasts. When you attack us don't forget that you're also attacking right wingers here. Tommy Robinson is English and is in jail like many others here. Did you go to jail against the trans stuff?

— 99RedPills GoBy (@9Goby93813) January 7, 2025

OMG. Argentina President Javier Milei just gifted Elon Musk a chainsaw for DOGE🤣 pic.twitter.com/CWZandGxik

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) February 20, 2025

!coons

!germs

Musty video:

Exposed as a Non-FBA

Reporting to ICE and Local Police

Sick Non-FBAs are truly a detriment to our great nation.

Should have twerked better and not worn them foreign shoes, sis

Jeff raises a GOOD POINT

She's part of a Demoncrat Psy-Op to import Tethers to make true and honest FBAs look bad!

The only person trying to put a wrench in this FBA-Trump alliance is some dusty butt groyper account that's getting ignored

David Hogg is being a pig, according to Democratic National Committee insiders who are already slinging mud at the new party vice chairman.

Barely two weeks into his tenure, Hogg has been leveraging DNC contact lists to blast out messages soliciting donations to his own political action committee — from which he draws more than $100,000 in compensation a year, according to Federal Election Commission records.

...

Hogg co-founded "Leaders We Deserve" in August 2023 with the stated goal of electing young progressives to Congress and state legislatures across the country. It also provided him a six-figure income job right out of college.

Since the PAC was founded, Hogg has pocketed more than $175,000, records show, with more than $20,000 in salary payments coming in December alone, the most recent month for which public data is available.

BREAKING: Newly elected DNC Vice Chair David Hogg is using party resources to funnel donations into his own PAC—where he pays himself a six-figure salary. pic.twitter.com/2p1RY7PfGq

— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) February 15, 2025

Documents show that not only did the “Leaders we Deserve” PAC pay David Hogg $16,351.39 in May, he is also on the permanent payroll.

THIS MEANS HIS PAYMENT WAS NOT a donation. He represents the PAC with every single statement, post and speech he gives.

CALL OUT HIS LIE. pic.twitter.com/fRNDdMzkL8

— Sarah Fields (@SarahisCensored) August 9, 2024

DemocRATs learn the grift early

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Hmm, my dogs don't shit or puke on the floor unless they are sick. They don't ruin anything. They don't shed or make a mess. One of my guys is a bit of a barker, but he makes less noise than the neighbors motorcycle. It's fine for you to not like them but your reasons are stupid. (-22)

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At least they're useful, unlike cats. You have my upmarsey.Edit: Downmarsey me all you want lol. Whether you like it or not, dogs are far more useful than cats. (-30)

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Clearly you haven't met a dog that loves you unconditionally and is your best friend. Dogs are awesome (-36)

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I've owned dogs for most of my life. My family had rescue greyhounds & stray mutts. All wonderful, sweet, well-behaved animals. Dogs are a lot of responsibility, from training, proper socialization, regular bathing & general health care. Not everyone can handle that responsibility, and some are piss-poor at it. There are a LOT of people who should not own pets, dogs in particular, because they refuse to train them & care for them properly. That being said, I loved dogs up until my mid-30s, when I lived with roommates for a few years. They were pet hoarders & had snakes & cats that they barely cared for. I took on the responsibility of caring for the cats, but I was scared of the snakes. After one of the cats died, one roommate insisted on getting a beagle puppy.Living with that dog was absolutely terrible. They refused to train it, barely walked it, and I had to eat in my room to keep it away from me during meal time. It cried all the time, bayed constantly, shit & pissed everywher... (1)

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Sounds like you have a bad experience with bad owners?I'm not a dog person, but some of your claims aren't correct. I do have a dog though.They don't scream for no reason. Don't shit on the floor except when baby puppies learning to go outside. If a dog is pooping inside, that's a failure on the dog owner to train their dog properly. Same with jumping on people. Cats puke on the floor, not dogs. Barking pisses me off massively, a neighbour half a km away has yappy dogs that never shut up. My dog barks at cars going past which is his job, not many cars as it's country area on a dead end dirt road. Another neighbour has big dogs and I never hear them. Definitely prefer cats. Would never get another dog. (1)

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I wouldn't say I "hate" babies, because hatred is reserved for things I'm morally opposed to. I wish nothing but the best for all babies. I would never hurt a child. But if I went the rest of my life without meeting another baby, I'd be okay with that.My biggest problem is hygiene. It's crazy to me that people keep a little human who has no reservations about spitting up or having diaper accidents on the floor. And even if your baby is perfectly potty-trained, they still bring all sorts of outside germs with them. So you have to sanitize everything constantly or else risk having grime around your living space. Plus, the smell is a real and seemingly unavoidable consequence. Literally every house I've ever been in with more than one baby has it.They're also very loud. They cry and scream for no reason. It's like having a permanent toddler, if your toddler needed constant attention and could destroy your furniture. Someone walking by your house? Crying. Another baby? Crying. Sirens in... (1)

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