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!alligatorfrickhouse !pantspoopers !shiteaters

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Shitters melt down over minor nerfs in Space Marine 2

SM2 got an update with a new map and some balance changes. It includes these nerfs to player strength.

>Ruthless: Ammo crates have limited refills per player.

>Ruthless: Player's armour reduced by 20%.

>Substantial: Player's armour reduced by 10%

>Fencing weapons' perfect parry window will now have the same duration as balanced weapons but it will start from the first frame of parry animation

>Basic Auspex Scan: bonus damage on bosses is reduced by 30%.

>Melta Charge: damage to bosses is reduced by 70%.

The most significant change is that last one, basically what it means that you can no longer 1-shot bosses using a melta bomb and the auspex scan.

These changes seem pretty minor right? WRONG.

Wow, so no changes or improvements to Bolt weapons. But we are seeing the tried and true way of balancing a la Helldivers. The overall player experience is getting a downgrade via nerfs.And I love the reasoning given -> "Chaos operations aren't popular but we think they are too easy, so we made them harder".

"Overall player experience is getting a nerf" you wouldn't even notice these changes if they weren't listed you little cute twink. "Chaos operations aren't popular but we think they are too easy, so we made them harder" yes they thought chaos was too hard so they nerfed them but they realised they overdid it so they made them stronger again its called balancing you FRICKING R-SLUR.

All the nerfs to players completely doused my excitement for the update.

Bros...I can no longer mindlessly spam parry and 1-shot carnifexes...the imperium has fallen...trillions must die :chuditsover:

Sorry but these nerfs on the player are too far. Limiting armour, fencing AND ammo all at once?! You've gone from one extreme to the otherโ€ฆ

This is what all the whinging about the game being stupid because it was too easy after the last patch did

"Wow based devs listening to the players!" :!marseysoyhype:

"NO NOT LIKE THAT!" :!soymad:

Oh boyโ€ฆ they are doing a helldivers 2

Helldivers 2 and it's consequences have been a disaster for the g*mer race.

git gud

Shut the frick up. This is Warhammer, not Dark Souls.

Go suck Miyazakis peepee else where we want to have fun.

And here we have my most hated type of response.

>I would like the game to be challenging on the highest difficulty

:#feelsguytalking:

>UM, this isn't dark souls you fricking SWEATY INCEL. Some of us G*MER DADS just want to have FUN

:#smugjaktalking:

I FRICKING HATE this game's community and hope all these shitters leave so the devs stop listening to them and let people with triple digit IQs actually enjoy the game.

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I voted early this weekend. Who else did?

I have to make a trip for work out of state this week so I'll vote there too. It's not a swing state unfortunately so it won't be as impactful, but it helps me rehearse character.

DM me the names, birth years, and last known addresses of any dead relatives and I'll impersonate them.

When I get back head back to the polls and pretend like I didn't vote the first time. So stoked.

!votemaxxers

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:marseygunshotsuicide: Just turned 28 and still no Hogwarts letter

I'm 28 F, grown as heck and yet I broke down sobbing yesterday because of the reality that I'll never wake up and be an immortal magical being who spends their life questing and adventuring and saving the world. Like even if your only goal in life is to become rich, as long as you're still alive that's a possibility..but my dreams can never come true. I'm still a mortal human working 40 hrs a week to barely survive. Does anyone else feel like reading too much fantasy has been detrimental to their mental health like this? I'm genuinely so heart broken that I'll never get to go on an adventure in middle earth.

>grown as heck :marseysurejan:

It's another episode of "Help! I never grew up!" where OP goes to the hugbox that probably helped her into this mess


Most of the responses are well-intentioned (and mostly r-slurred) advice about how to step away from the cliff of psychosis, but these brave few tell OP to do a cannon ball into insanity

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Aliens are visiting our planet and AI is about to be sentient. The sky is the fricking limit. Just be patient and give it a few years

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Ok. This may sound weird, but there a whole universe of beyond your imagination out there. Apparently, this is real r/astralprojection

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You might be reincarnated as a great King/Queen or philosopher with a life full of adventure :) ever had any crazy dreams that felt farmiliar

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we are about to experience medical breakthroughs unlike any other time. if you can survive for the next 10 years then we will all be functionally immortal.. and then u can have all the crazy adventures you want! hahaha

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Listen, you cannot possibly think that your existence ends here. Your consciousness will always live on as non-existence is not possible. We all will get reincarnated. | (I lost the link for this one) :marseyrain:

:#marseyschizotwitchtalking:


This. I really hate it when tone-deaf privileged people make sweeping assumptions and extrapolations based on their privileged backgrounds.

(The assumptions and extrapolations being that OP should go outside)

You go, King! Fight the power! :marseyletsgo:

Let them know we won't take it lying down when they tell us... Uh, wait, hang on a second... :marseyjohnson:

When they tell us "poor people have any agency at all in their lives"!

Even the average /r/fantasy user found this to be too loserish and offered a rebuttal


These guys take the topic as seriously as it deserves

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Yeah I had to stop watching that Pixar movie cars for the same type thing. I was absolutely heart broken that I would never be a car. I mean people who dream of being a dr have a chance but me?! No!!! I'll never be a car!!! And it's not fair!!!!! 38m

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Have you considered becoming a vagrant?

You'd get to go on epic adventures to acquire loot (copper piping) while avoiding the minions of the Dark Lord (the police).


Hmm, perhaps you need a reality check. Read some grimdark. :marsey40k:

This is good advice. She might disavow reading entirely after one of those


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Your in good company. The world is full of delusional people who are looking forward to a future existence in a magical wonderland... It's called religion.

:#marseyfedoratiptalking:


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I remember telling a CBT therapist I had that there were deep issues in my life that couldn't be solved. He asked me, in a can-do way, what kind of issues. I said, 'Well, for example, the fact there are no dragons.'

He was lost for a reply haha. :marseyclueless:

And then he used my payment for that session to wipe his tears after being verbally destroyed

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Life is strange devs doing damage control

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If @elonmusk

wants to raise birthrates, he should purchase Match Group, the company that controls Tinder and Hingeโ€”over half of the online dating market. No company comes close to Match Group's chokehold on modern love. And, as you'll discover, no company is as shockingly evil.

I first encountered Match Group three years ago when I began college. I was horny... but I didn't want to hook up with random girls so I downloaded Hinge. I went on a few dates. There was one girl that I really started to like. Then I woke up one morning and was suddenly banned.

Did you know you can get banned on Hinge if just one woman reports you for whatever reason she wants? Maybe she didn't like your bio. Or maybe your ex found you. And if you do get banned, did you know the app sends an email to every woman you matched with? Good luck!

You think you can outsmart the system and create a new account? That will require a new phone and a new phone number. You will also need to use a different name and birthday on your account and create the account from a different Wi-Fi and GPS location. You need entirely new photos as well. And that will probably still not work because the apps likely use facial recognition and will detect you. Whatever technology you think these apps have, they're far beyond that.

I've learned all of this because of a subreddit called /r/SwipeHelper. The entire purpose of the community is to help men get unbanned from Hinge and Tinder. There are 34,000 members.

But hard bans are not even the worst thing Match Group does. Those bans are quite generous, actually, as they at least prevent men from purchasing subscriptions or boosts. Indeed, there is a much more subtle punishment in the form of a shadow ban, which throttles the visibility of a man's account and pushes him to spend money in hopes of being seen by women. Here is where the true dystopia begins.

Eleven days ago, someone claiming to have worked in quality assurance for various dating apps wrote a post on /r/SwipeHelper. Their post went into great detail about their work and aligns precisely with what many people have observed for years, so I'm inclined to believe it. I'll link to it in a comment below.

This person says their job was to handle reports about users and decide a punishment. They note that one of the most common reports women make about men is "I just don't like him."

The insider writes: "If you get too many of these types of reports, you will get a temp shadow ban and go on a 'Probation Period' where your profile is not shown to regular members, while you can still see everybody just fine. Any likes you send will never be received by the other member."

The person adds that whether someone gets hard-banned or shadow-banned depends on whether someone is a "repeat offender." If someone has received several reports, they'll more likely get shadow-banned to waste their time and make them think they can still use the app.

It is in this state that men feel worthless. Weeks pass, and they receive zero messages, zero likes, and zero matches. They become desperate and start purchasing boosts and subscriptions.

How much money does Match Group, with a market cap of $9.7 billion, earn from shadow-banning men? Would it surprise you if shadow bans were one of the primary waysโ€”if not the primary wayโ€”the company makes a profit? Is this even legal?

Match Group has a direct incentive to make it impossible for men to find love. You can say these men should meet women in person, but do they even have the confidence to do that now? If they get literally zero matches on a dating app, what makes them think they'll be successful in real life? How many give up outright?

A billionaire like Elon could purchase a majority stake in Match Group for less than $5 billion. The first step? Make the algorithm public. Show everyone how these apps have been manipulating them and profiting from it. Explore criminal charges for those responsible.

The rest is simple: eliminate shadow banning, offer amnesty to banned users, and make the algorithm fair. That alone would lead to countless new relationships.

Online dating is the future. Our society has become far too atomized and distrustful for in-person meetups to ever have a renaissance. Men fear face-to-face rejection; women fear "creeps." Media indoctrination has ensured these dynamics are here to stay. Trying to overcome them is futile.

What can be overthrown, however, are the malicious people who currently control dating appsโ€”people who happily demoralize and deprive men of love if it means more profit. Sure, someone like Elon could start an alternative company and face all the obstacles of creating new infrastructure and obtaining new users. Or he could take control of what already exists, as he did with ๐•.

Let dating apps serve society. The future awaits.

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  • whyareyou : We already seethed about MAP like 2 years ago

!moidmoment !pedohunters


/u/Krunzen64:

Everytime I hear this it seems like it would be a slam dunk case against the registry. First you are being denied basic safety and Secondly you cannot comply with evacuation orders. Has anyone gone to court over this?

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lqyu0qw/?context=8

:#soysnootypefasttalking:


/u/Weight-Slow (:marseychonker2:)

They have places, but it does split families up.

For example, in Marion County, you'd go to the place listed at the bottom of this page:

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/10/07/hurricane-milton-central-florida-shelters/

Which, if you Google it, appears to be the Special Use Room at the Sheriffs department.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lqzns16/?context=8

:#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd:


/u/Minimum-Dare301:

Yes. In my area PFR's have to check into the county jail without families and surrounded by people who would potentially do them harm.

PFR's

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lqzzz7t/?context=8

:#marseysquint:


/u/Status_Let1192xx:

What is a PFR? :nooticer:

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lr0m0nn/?context=8


/u/TinyImagination973:

Person forced to register i believe

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lr10ips/?context=8

"PFR" - Person Forced to Register

New "MAP" acronym just dropped :#marseyfedpostyes:


/u/Status_Let1192xx

lol, who came up with that?! Do people think RSO's are volunteering to be on the registry ? I hardly think anyone is that dumb. Anytime I hear "forced", I equate that with the idea that the SO is a victim. Not only doesn't it help, it could possibly only push our Senators to clamp down further by saying, see, they can't be rehabilitated, they think they are a victim.

In fact, I know more than a handful of senators that would hear something like that during an election year and pounce. They know they can deliver on anything that would come from it because it's easy. Stop making it easier for them to be punitive.


/u/Krunzen64:

Saying you are a S*x Offender isnt proper either. Implies that you are always going to be a s*x offender. Proper term is Person convicted of committing a sexual offense. :marseyseethe:

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lr1fg19/?context=8

:siren: HOLY :cope:RALD :siren:


/u/shondraf1:

In Duval, the detectives and POs are checking in on everyone . two weeks ago they told people they are coming and to be where they live by a certain time. Even if they wanted to stay with a family member to ride out the storm comfortably they make it difficult to do so. Florida is the worst.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lqznhwd/?context=8

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/u/Weight-Slow (:marseychonker2:)

There are designated places they can go, but they often can't stay with their family in a shelter. :soycrychicken:

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lqyu6fl/?context=8


/u/Minimum-Dare301

In our jurisdiction they are not allowed. :soyjaktantrum:

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lqysl3c/?context=8


/u/Wont_Hold_Me_Back

My county in FL has a separate shelter for SOs. I don't think family is allowed just SO/Felons.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lqz0or3/?context=8

Question for the !burgers here, by meaning "shelters" in the context of a natural disaster, you mean places specifically built to house lots of people in emergency situations in cases like this?, or homeless shelters in general?


/u/-Lo_Mein_Kampf-

That's fricking bullshit and nearly everyone would agree :soysnooseethe:

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lqz4oxv/?context=8

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/u/No-Tap2334

The "separate shelter" is a big room next to the registration office that also serves as the video visitation center for the jail. It's a big metal building next door to the jail.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lr0bjhh/?context=8


/u/EnvironmentalHat1188

Absolutely ridiculous that this is even a thing. Who is really trying to track down SOs during life or death situations? :feraljaktantrum:

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lqziaev/?context=8

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/u/Miserable_Story_4720

Jail, Hotel California really, would you trust your freedom to the thug jailers or brave the storm under an onramp bridge? I know my choice. :soyjakanimeglasses:

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lqzjp9d/?context=8

UH OH, LOOKS LIKE THE STEREOTYPES OF HOW CHOMOS ARE TREATED IN PRISON MAY BE REAL, CAUSE CHOMOS ACTUALLY ARE SCARED OF IT :#marseydarkxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17286814904402506.webp


/u/AutoDefenestrator273:

Under a bridge, clearly. I'm actually only half kidding. :marseyseethe:

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lqzxeda/?context=8


/u/Adoptivemomof1

In my county if a s*x offender has to evacuate they have to turn themselves into the jail.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lr0wr80/?context=8

:#marseywholesome: :#marseyflagflpat:


/u/DirectorSHU:

Yeah, they don't give a [insert very creative word here because I don't need weigh in my dms giving me the mom talk] about us.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lqzbi7f/?context=8

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https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lqzbi7f/?context=8

Prayers to all involved.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lqzbi7f/?context=8

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/u/No-Tap2334:

Marion sheriff released a statement that they should go to the check in office by the jail and would not be permitted to leave until the evacuation order was over, and that if the storm got too bad at the check in office that they would be moved across the street to inside the jail

https://old.reddit.com/r/ocala/comments/1fy9kxp/ocala_people_are_we_staying_for_this_hurricane/

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lqz8v5x/?context=8

:#marseywholesome: :#marseywholesome: :#marseywholesome: :#marseywholesome:


/u/justbewarned1Moderator

I don't understand how that can legally be viewed as anything other than unlawful imprisonment. These are people who served their sentences, may not have even committed a crime in the state of Florida, and yet have to spend time in a jail when they are otherwise free citizens other than the "totally an administrative action and totally not punishment" registry.

I really hope someone can sure the state over this.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lr1563x/?context=8

NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN PEDORINOOOOOOOOS HECKIN SUE THESE BIGOTERINOOOOOOS NOOOOO


/u/InMooseWeTrust

Florida has the harshest punishment for s*x crimes and they can't remove themselves from the registry. There is no way to reform the system because too many people want to keep things that way.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lr2643m/?context=8


/u/justbewarned1:

Yeah, I'm aware, that's why I think there has to be someone willing to take legal action, because there will never be political will to reduce restrictions on s*x offenders.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lr7768n/?context=8


/u/winterweed78:

What the actual frick. :soycry:

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lqzoyw3/?context=8

>NOOOO I JUST DID A HECKIN LIL CHILD S*X CRIMERINO WHY AM I BEING TREATED LIKE A HECKIN CHILD S*X CRIMINALRINO NOW?

:#soyjaktantrumfasttalking:


/u/Sad_Respond9055

In Duval you can go to the jailhouse

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lqzi2vi/?context=8

:#marseywholesome: :#marseywholesome: :#marseywholesome: :#marseywholesome: :#marseywholesome: :#marseywholesome:


/u/StatisticianAny8772:

Copied from somebody else. The fact that they GO TO THIS must extreme to single us out is mind blowing. Y'all gotta get outta Florida. Wtf happened in the past that they have to take such measures? WHO messed it up for everybody?

There's now a mandatory evacuation in Marion county power MCSO.

MARION COUNTY MANDATORY EVACUATION FOR MOBILE HOMES AND RVs, ADDITIONAL SHELTER OPENINGS

MARION COUNTY, Florida [Monday, October 7, 2024] โ€“ Due to the current projected path of Hurricane Milton, Marion County Sheriff's Office Emergency Management officials have issued a mandatory evacuation order beginning on Tuesday, October 8, 2024, at 6:00 p.m. The evacuation order is for those living in mobile homes, RVs, modular-type homes, and any structure in which the resident feels unsafe.

Those living in these homes should know that if they remain in these locations, emergency personnel will not respond to their location until it is deemed safe to do so. Residents are encouraged to first seek shelter with family or friends. If that option is not available, Marion County has several shelters listed below for residents to utilize.

Shelter Locations: The following locations will open at 6:00 p.m., Tuesday, October 8, 2024, as emergency shelters in preparation for Hurricane Milton. Those seeking shelter should bring their own medications, food, and other essentials. Pet owners seeking shelter for animals should bring their own pet supplies, including crates.

General Population Shelters: โ€ข Belleview Middle School, 10500 SE 36th Avenue, Belleview, FL โ€ข Forest High School, 5000 SE Maricamp Road, Ocala, FL โ€ข Fort McCoy School, 16160 NE Highway 315, Fort McCoy, FL โ€ข Horizon Academy at Marion Oaks, 365 Marion Oaks Drive, Ocala, FL โ€ข Liberty Middle School, 4773 SW 95th Street, Ocala, FL โ€ข Madison Street Academy, 401 NW Martin Luther King Jr. Avenue, Ocala, FL โ€ข North Marion Middle School, 2085 W Highway 329, Citra, FL

Special Needs Shelters: โ€ข West Port High School, 3733 SW 80th Avenue, Ocala, FL (pets of special needs residents allowed)

Pet-Friendly Shelter: โ€ข Lake Weir High School, 10351 SE Maricamp Road, Ocala, FL โ€ข Vanguard High School, 7 NW 28th Street, Ocala, FL

Sexual Offender and Predator Shelter: The MCSO Sexual Offender and Predator Unit will close to the public for registration activities on Tuesday, October 8, 2024, at 4:00 p.m. and will open as an emergency shelter for Registered Sexual Offenders and Predators at 6:00 p.m. that day. Please contact the unit by phone during normal business hours to request early acceptance. Emergency acceptances will be handled as needed after the shelter opens.

โ€ข MCSO Sexual Offender and Predator Unit, 3300 NW 10th Street, Ocala, FL

Sexual Offenders and Predators at this shelter should bring any prescribed medication, and no medical marijuana, alcohol, or weapons are allowed. They should also bring food and snacks, a pillow, a blanket, a sleeping bag, and hygiene items. Once inside the shelter, they will not be able to leave until the storm passes and it is safe to travel. They will NOT be able to bring any guests with them. If the storm increases in severity, the shelter will move to the Marion County Jail. If the shelter is moved to the jail, tobacco products and cell phones will not be allowed.

The Sexual Offender and Predator Unit will be available 24 hours a day by phone at (352) 368-3517 beginning at 8:00 a.m., on Tuesday until the storm has passed. They will also be available to field any emergency registration requests; however, non-emergency requests will be handled during normal business hours beginning at 8:00 a.m., on Friday, October 11, 2024. Thursday's hours will be determined after the storm assessment is completed for safety purposes.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lr0xc6s/?context=8

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/u/SadBluebird1428

Geez..."S*x Offender and Predator" ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ž

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lr16cap/?context=8

:#marseyagreefast:


/u/Longjumping_Log_3910:

It's absolutely insane. INSANE. So glad I don't live in Florida, or the USA. You guys put up with way more than you should.

Also - vigilantism much? Here's where all the ""predators"" are if you want to blow them up. Ugh.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lr29ld1/?context=8

:#soyjakbouncetalking:


/u/Roxes1975:

Sounds like Florida is the worst state to live in when it comes to being a s*x offender, in Massachusetts it's usually just a yearly check in at the police station and even when your on parole the courts have ruled that a blanket use of things like gps monitoring are unconstitutional. I think i will stay right here

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexOffenderSupport/comments/1fz4rti/huricane_milton_and_sex_offenders_in_florida/lr98xen/?context=8

:#marseyflagflthumbsuplove::#marseyflagflthumbsuplove::#marseyflagflthumbsuplove:

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Do you think they'll try to bait Israel with them too? :marseyderp:

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Soooooooo much shit holy frick

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Found an 84 year old biscuit in my grandmother's freezer

Article here discussing this:

While cleaning out the freezer of their late matriarch, one family discovered a little (and debatably edible) piece of history.

In late September, Reddit user Andy Wiseman posted in the subreddit /r/mildlyinteresting that his family found something curious while cleaning out the apartment of his recently deceased grandmother Phyllis Nicholas Porter: an 84-year-old biscuit.

The photo in the now-viral post shows a normal-looking biscuit sitting below a piece of paper that reads: "Biscuit made by Mrs. Dora L Chambers in August 1940 at the Blankenship home."

Which means, if the note is accurate, the biscuit was created during World War II, and that it was baked before the polio vaccine, color television and the Slinky came into existence.

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"We were just dumbfounded because the names aren't familiar to us either," Wiseman tells TODAY.com. "So, it was like this mystery, and it became this search we had."

He says that his family, who live in the Staunton, Virginia area, contacted his grandmother's last remaining sister to inquire about the names in the note, and she revealed who actually made the biscuit: the grandmother-in-law of his great-uncle Harold.

"My grandmother's sister found Dora Chambers' death notice or obituary, and it was dated 1940," he says. "So we believe that my great-uncle's first wife would have saved her grandmother's last biscuit."

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Wiseman says that his grandmother, who loved to throw pizza nights on the first Monday of every month, must have held on to the biscuit for one simple reason: nostalgia.

"My great-uncle and his first wife would have had it at their house in the freezer forever," he says, adding that he later remarried and never had children so his grandmother became the executor of the estate 10 years ago. "My grandmother, for whatever reason, decided to keep the biscuit for the past 10 years."

He was "very close" to his grandmother, so he understands the desire to hold on to something made by a loved one. In fact, the family is continuing the tradition: The biscuit is still sitting pretty in his parents' freezer.

In the comments section of the post, Redditors replied with jokes about the surprising discovery and their own experiences with old food found in the homes of loved ones.

"Put that back in the freezer," commented one Redditor. "It will be valuable to archaeologists."

"Please tell me you tasted it!" wrote another, while others noticed a "bite mark on the side" โ€” perhaps someone in 1977 "had the munchies" after an Electric Light Orchestra concert.

"This reminds me that for years my grandpa kept a microwaveable macaroni that I overcooked because it looked like a hockey puck lol," commented someone else.

"I have a pie in my freezer my mom made 11 years ago," wrote another Reddit user. "She passed 8.5 yrs ago but had a tough battle with cancer so that was one of the last things she baked. Just can't throw it away."

Wiseman says the most common question he has been asked, by far, is if he plans on eating the biscuit โ€” even just tasting a little piece.

"None of us are interested at all in doing that," he says with a laugh. "It smells like freezer, like, the deepest ice you can smell."

!goyslopenjoyers :marseywould: you eat the biscuit? Reddit thread:

https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1fnxjc4/found_an_84_year_old_biscuit_in_my_grandmothers/

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New US psyop game just dropped

Hey !zoomers! Do you wanna play a cel shaded Gamecube game? :marseycool2:

You do? :marseyderp:

LET'S PLAY "CAVE EXPLORER"! :marseytrollcrazy: :marseyhuh2:

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(^p sure that dragon guy tries to vore you btw^)

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Literally this :marseyxd:

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Baby Boys! :marseycornholio: :beavisandbuttheadrocking:

Aren't Brock and Rusty adorable?! :marseybow: :marseyheart:

!animalposters !cats !catholics

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Most people keep complaining about how video games were better in the past, and to the extent of too many microtransactions they would be right, but other than that, they are absolutely wrong and it is the nostalgia talking.

Here I am going to space out good looking video games 5 years apart to prove to you guys that video games have consistently been getting better over time and its a decent pace not worth complaining about.

Let's get started:

1972 - Pong:

The graphics are basic. There is only white and black color on the screen. Two little flat boards and a single ball that moves across the screen. It's darn fun for how little is going on in there. You could probably still waste a few hours playing it even today.

1977 - Canyon Bomber:

Game still is just black and white, but now there is far more complexity on the screen. Far more moving and reactive parts and far more objects. It's a real upgrade compared to Pong in terms of gaming capabilities.

1982 - Pole Position:

There are now colors on the screen. Multiple NPC vehicles and changing scenery as you race across the map. It's a complete leap over what came before there is no doubt about it.

1987 - After Burner:

A flying game where you shoot down enemy vehicles in the sky. There is far more activity here and your jet can move up and down! Left and right! The graphics are also far better looking and the game is far more reactive with explosions!

1992 - Wolfenstein 3D:

Wow. Now we have an actual 3d looking game where you shoot down enemy soldiers across various levels and get to fight mecha hitler in the end. We truly are living in the future! You bleed, your character grunts, there are other human sized NPCs in the game! A true generational leap in gaming!

1997 - Gran Turismo:

A 3D racing game. Look at how fast things move. It might as well be real life. All the cars are 3D, you can drive multiple vehicles, and everything looks clearly even more real than Wolfenstein 3D. Graphics are never going to get better than this.

2002 - Hitman 2 Silent Assassin:

I was so wrong gaming bros. Games can still look more realistic. We have fully 3D character models for everybody and the people in game look so real you can compare them to people you know in real life who look like them. I have a bald friend who looks exactly like Agent 47. Can you believe it? Shit's crazy yo. I am truly excited for what the next leap in gaming brings. And the diversity of levels? They even got missions out in the snow and in the buildings! I have never before seen so many diverse environments in a shooter game.

2007 - Crysis 1:

Bro. Bro. Bro. Can your computer play Crysis? I though not. What's Crysis? Only the most demanding resource intensive game ever made. Only the best pcs in the market can play it. It is one of the most realistic games ever made. You can see each leaf on a bush. They got nukes blowing up in game. You got a nanobot supersoldier you play as and all the human NPC characters react super realistically as if they are actually alive. You can also slide kick! Slide kick! Who could have thought! That's awesome. They even got an amazing multiplayer mode! A single player and a multiplayer mode in one game! Gaming has truly reached new peaks.

2012 - Far Cry 3:

Far Cry 3 man. It doesn't look like as much of a leap as I was hoping for in graphics but it easily makes up for it with the amount of gameplay mechanics and different ways you can play the missions. You can do stealth kills or go in like an action hero. You can also get a good guy ending or a bad guy ending. The quality of writing of Video game villains has also gone far up. It's a script almost at a movie level man. Vaas is a true dangerous villain leagues ahead of what all the other games offer. I never knew a game could be this much fun man. Except for graphics, everything has been improved man. Crysis 1 really set the bar for game graphics too high man. You even get to drive so many different vehicles.

2017 - Horizon Zero Dawn:

Holy shit man. We are in the age of photorealistic games now. Story wise the game feels eh bu the character models are the most realistic I have ever seen. The environments look clean as frick. The robots look cool. The NPC characters appear to have a graphics quality that is on par with the main character. The game world feels lived in. The bushes react to you moving through them. We made it man. We made it to where games look like real life unironically. This game looks better than Crysis.

2022 - God of War Ragnarok:

This one doesn't feel like too much of a leap I am going to be honest with ya. The games graphics are good but there isn't enough fast paced action going on. It's too character heavy when it should have been epic boss battles heavy. I feel like there has been a drop in the quality of gameplay in video games with God of War Ragnarok. I hope they fix this and figure out that video games are a different medium from TV shows or movies and allows us to have fun gameplay again. Even the 2018 God of War had more exciting fight scenes and larger scale battles. This is just too much story. I hope they never make a game like this again.

Conclusion:

Since 1972, at worst there have been two to three disappointing leaps in gaming if we chart gaming evolution in 5 year cohorts. The current quality issues are self solving as the shittier games will collapse in on themselves irrespective of budgets as long as they make a bad quality game. We have already seen this with games like Concord and Dust Born. The Video game industry is growing at a healthy rate, it is us the g*mer who have become too impatient and expect something revolutionary to pop up every single year. As long as you keep your patience with the 5-7 year game cycle, you should find yourself with an exciting fun game each time.

Bonus: Future of gaming: GTA VI:

GTA VI looks like a clear upgrade over GTA V. It looks 4-8 times better than GTA V which matches up with the amount of time it has taken to develop the game. It will easily make more than a billion dollars upon release there is zero doubt about it. GTA VI needs stronger hardware though and will probably only release for the PS5 pro if its releasing next year. It should set new standards for the gaming industry like Cyberpunk 2077 did once they fixed it.

Bonus: Personal Opinion:

Either bring back hot women in games or take out women altogether. Video games are a consumer product that means they are meant to be enjoyable. I would enjoy a product with hot people in it more than a product with ugly people in it. In conclusion, if the video game industry wants to recover they need to make games no fatties allowed again like what the Asian gaming studios do. Fat bodies are ugly bodies, including my own.

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Twitards flex how big of losers they are before rocket daddy makes blocking useless.
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:marseygossip: "hello 911 what is your emergency" :marseyfoidretard: "I have to call 911 i think"

https://tiktok.com/t/ZTF9uDnQu/

I think you handled it pretty well tbh

(OP): Thanks Autumn I thought so too

:marseywomanmoment2#talking:

The amount of calmness over you all is insane! This is an actual emergency ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Actually they aren't calm theyre oblivious

Why women shouldn't run a country three can't even spray a fire extinguisher into a box

:mar#seyhesright:

Seriously this is the scary. These are "adults" that are supposed to be our future

Actually they aren't adults, they're women. And they should be living at home with their parents until they're married :tradwife: :chad:

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Criminal law is among the harshest of cowtools at the disposal of the State to exert control over individuals โ€ฆ as such, it ought to be a measure of last resort; however, globally, there has been a growing trend towards overcriminalization


We must acknowledge that these laws not only violate human rights, but the fundamental principles of criminal law themselves


With respect to the enforcement of criminal law, any prescribed minimum age of consent to s*x must be applied in a non-discriminatory manner. Enforcement may not be linked to the s*x/gender of participants or age of consent to marriage. Moreover, sexual conduct involving persons below the domestically prescribed minimum age of consent to s*x may be consensual in fact, if not in law. In this context, the enforcement of criminal law should reflect the rights and capacity of persons under 18 years of age to make decisions about engaging in consensual sexual conduct and their right to be heard in matters concerning them.

Has this been posted here?

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@StakeNegg love sucking peepee

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I have to be deliberately vague on some details so as not to endanger my spouse's job. I will only say that he/she is a government employee. All employees with his/her agency have been informed that they are not to come into the office and to work from home the day AFTER Election Day.

They obviously have some security concerns to implement this. I can't say much more than that. Again, I don't want to put his/her job at risk, but I feel this is important information.

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According to this https://old.reddit.com/r/interestingasfrick/comments/1cyhi03/oc_video_of_husbandwife_severe_weather_spotter/

Posting this video due to the questions & comments in the thread regarding the woman that was killed in her vehicle by a tornado in Iowa. My wife and I both have advanced training from the National Weather Service and 20 years of experience in the field. DO NOT attempt to do this without training!

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Look at my post history I fricked my cousin : cripplingalcoholism
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