Green Bay says

"There is no skill involved and it is almost an automatic first down on plays of a yard or less,"

Blatant homophobia from a team that calls themselves packers but can't bussy pushy.

The Bills couch says

"The way that the techniques that are used with the play, to me, have been potentially contrary to the health and safety of the players,"

I've never heard of getting a concussion in my butt

シャカろ？😸🍟🌈#ミクとシャカろ pic.twitter.com/n4Q9rndbBU

— マクドナルド (@McDonaldsJapan) February 25, 2025

Yes it's true, I get social anxiety when I try to order a coffee at Starbucks, and I spend almost all my time writing on social media about how I want to achieve brutal revenge against everyone who disagrees with my political views. But the truth is, women don't like me because I'm slightly unattractive. I don't know if this is actually true, since I don't talk to women, but I have an entire folder of infographics explaining that women only want to have s*x with jacked 6'7" billionaires.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8067559/Single-foster-father-adopts-13-year-old-boy-abandoned.html

Basically rich successful Black man adopts a bunch of orphans and raises them properly according to all reports - and if there's one thing that makes 9strags shit bricks, it's successful black men, cucking hick redneck magatards.

As in 9strags white supremacists hate black people adopting whites more than they hate Mudsharks which is quite a alot.

Also, you guys will notice this is from 2020, 4 years ago, yet for some reason this "rage bait" has been making the rounds on 9strag, and ruffling some feathers - i can't find the other posts cuz im to lazy to scroll through so much shit, but here's one thread.

https://9gag.com/gag/aNDPQ0r#comment

liberalism, by 9strag standards

race-war puritans actually heavily downmarseyd in the top comment threads

"That's not a nigg but black man"

"you spelt King wrong."

Holy shit, this is the wokest, liberalistest shit I've ever read on 9strag!

wholesome

most of the top comments are in the least supportive, if with the usual 9strag turbo autism, both in the thread i linked, and other earlier threads about this topic.

Then of course the true drama war

Christian conservative 9cucks project their degeneracy

"Let's wait a couple of years and see if the boys becomes a college student or a felon"

and it's actually downmarseyd!

"You are just salty that boy has future and you don't."

:marseyBlackPeepsReactingWithOOOOOOHthatSIckBurn!: (no seriously what's this marsey again? any of you dramatards?)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

"FAKE NEWS, BLACKS DONT DO GOOD THINGS"

"Here's a source"

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Chuds are subhuman degenerates.

Anyways im too lazy for more - also @Meilani does this count as chud-content farming?

!nonchuds

!g*mers !chuds

The Woke and DEI ANALytics are HERE!

https://deiwatchdog.com/game/kingdom-come-deliverance-ii-2

This lady has made vids about her prison scroteoid for years and he apparently just got out. The Tr-mp hat really brought it all together

She has hundreds of posts like this lol

I guess she probably made a fair amount of money from this schtick though so.. slay I guess?? You better hope he doesn't have a !moidmoment and kill you though girl

A germoid married some Amerikkkan prison man

Girl he better be emotionally available!! What else does he have to do all day???

Not the pickmeisha mom!!

Meanwhile this is what y'all's m*n are doing while they're in prison

https://lkml.org/lkml/2025/2/6/404

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I am 90% sure it's not raining, and he just doesn't actually know how to close an umbrella. He just abandons them and buys another.  (10858)

Yeah man she's fricking soaked (39)

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I mean this is from a guy who can't figure out how to pick up a piece of pizza so he resigned to cutting little bits off of it and shoveling them into his enormous cloaca (24)

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In a perfect world he would catch her in bed with Elmo. 😄 (1)

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Is this what I have to look forward to on Reddit for the next 4 years? Do you guys not understand that these little "gotcha" snaps do absolutely NOTHING to lower this man's legitimacy in the eyes of his voters? Not only that, but this sort of thing enables the narrative that people will criticize him for anything regardless of how wrong he is.Criticize him for concrete things, not optics. If I were a working class dude in the US, barely scrapping by with the looming threat of poverty over my head, I wouldn't give an ounce of a FRICK how much of a "gentleman" this guy is. Democrat policies are generally popular but your optics are so fricking atrocious that you have a huge section of the country voting against you because you treat them the same a king would treat a peasant. Calling them uncivilized, racist, sexist and all kinds of other things instead of treating them as rational agents that can be persuaded. The age of guilt politics is over. The quicker the Dems understand that, the... (2)

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Honestly I don't frickin care. It doesn't matter. These people have and always will have power strictly because they bought it. He could be dragging her by her hair through gravel and he would still have won the election. Not because he's great but because this country is stupid. He could reinstate lynchings and half the frickin country would cheer and gaslamp you for being angry like it's no big deal.It's not that his followers are ignorant, they're malicious. You don't vote for trump in 2024 after 4 years of him in 2016-2020 unless you want to hurt the people you don't like. And liberals posting these pictures on social media and clutching their pearls like it matters is just going to normalize whatever shitty behavior he does. His frickhead cultists will see him mistreating his wife and say "heck yeah looks like it's mistreat your wife season, time to put my ufc gloves on" (1)

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I wish people wouldn't post dumb shit like this. It's just a candid shot that is likely taken completely out of context. Trump is literally a fascist, why is it necessary to make up stupid shit like this? It just distracts from the actual terrible things he's done/is doing/is threatening to do. Not convinced OP isn't a Russian bot tbh (1)

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President Donald Trump floated the idea of a three-way meeting with the leaders of Russia and China in which the countries would agree to cut defense spending in half.

Trump, speaking to reporters in the Oval Office Thursday, suggested repeatedly that he'd seek such a deal with Presidents Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin, saying the money could be spent better elsewhere.

"One of the first meetings I want to have is with President Xi of China, President Putin of Russia," Trump said. "And I want to say, 'let's cut our military budget in half.' And we can do that. And I think we'll be able to do it."

A man working at a cemetery in North Dakota was stopped in his tracks recently by the peculiar sight of three turkeys repeatedly circling a gravestone. pic.twitter.com/avV0HjO3kU

— New York Post (@nypost) February 16, 2025

What did the mean by this?

!britbongs

If I was flying the jet I would have just dodged the missile with my hundreds of hours of DCS experience

🚨#BREAKING: Some 911 call centers in the United States have reportedly been receiving non-emergency calls from teens and children expressing their love for TikTok following its shutdown.

— R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) January 19, 2025

Welp I got to the fascism https://t.co/SuPMriFwe0

— evan loves worf (@esjesjesj) January 17, 2025

I can’t believe this…

Is this actually true? This Gau Rakshak nonsense should stop now…

No one cane take law into their hands pic.twitter.com/VoxGbdleAY

— Srikar_Reddy (@user_reddy) February 22, 2025

Armed convoys of Hindu thugees patrol the national highways to dunk on mlecchas and you're blackpilling