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LET'S GO BEETDIGGERS! :letsfuckinggofast:

					
					
					
	

				
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/r/malelivingspace not a fan of transgenders invading their space

					
					
					
	

				
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Venus pic :marseystars2:
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I hope we hit back so fricking hard it gives Trump a stroke.

:#soysnootypefast:

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Based on a TRUEE :marseyserioushatfact: story

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Maro's final word on DEI in Magic

					
					

Right, there's nothing productive to be had in terms of discussion here, and I don't think you guys even care at this point either to try.

Call it whatever stupid buzzword you want - Woke, DEI, PC, SJW, or whatever dumb term people come up with next week. I don't care. The term means, always has meant, and always WILL mean "Not being an butthole to someone because they're different to you."

Don't pretend that the old stories were fine just having black or gay people - Because buttholes complained about that then, just like you are complaining about it now. The reality is, people who are not the same skin colour, sexual orientation, gender, lifestyle, size, physical ability, etc etc, than you, Exist. They always have, and always will.

Culture including people with different characteristics to you IS NOT A SLIGHT. They are not doing it to offend you, or to "gaslamp you" or whatever nonsense the Anti Woke Brigade has come up with this week. These characters are being created so that the real human beings who have those differences, have someone to look at and go "Hey this guy's like me!" That's it. That's the whole thing. It's just about making everybody feel welcome.

If you want to complain about this, I encourage you to send us a modmail. But this thread is locked, and you know darn well why.

:#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny2: :#pepejannie: :#marseyjannysuspicious:

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Protip: some girls will do anything if you tell them it's for social media clout

For the next three months, they remained in contact, before she said the groom invited her to a "white party" in Sydney in December, the court heard. She said after arriving at the venue she was "shocked" to learn the man had "organised a wedding".

The bride said she became uncomfortable and wanted to leave, but the groom told her "it was a simple prank".

"He told me that he's organising a prank wedding for his social media. To be precise, Instagram, because he wants to boost his content and wants to start monetising his Instagram page."

In court, footage of the ceremony was played, showing the couple exchanging vows and rings.

While the bride appeared to "enthusiastically" participate in the ceremony, she told the court it was "all an act".

"We had to act to make it look real," she said.

She said she only discovered the "sham" wedding was legal after he asked her to add his name to her application for permanent residency. She said the groom told her he was not a permanent resident and he had "organised the marriage to help him".

But the groom – who has 17,000 followers on Instagram but denied he was a social media influencer – disputed her version of events.

He testified that immediately after they met, he had told her he was bisexual, and that she was "cool with it" and moved into his home.

>bby I'm a bisexual illegal immigrant but I am NOT an influencer :marseyraging:

"Precisely why she would participate in a civil marriage and not in a church marriage ceremony went unexplored. It made no sense to me that she would."

Stupid boomer judge, she did it for the 'gram!

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Crypto whale goes schizo and spends ~$7 million on a suicide note

Only $1.4m was burnt and the rest donated, but $7m sounds more dramatic :marseywink:

https://etherscan.io/tx/0x5e8bef5dcb69206fa1bacc8d0b0c0204e12f1e45483d12b9f69dc1829ac74315

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Chuds mad at chud polls
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  • Lil-Subdued-B : ^^ and i dont like your stinking attitude you fricking fascist - Lil B
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ONE FOR THE RUSTY FANS! :marseymonk:

Pretend you are as chill as him. He is so special :marseywomanmoment:

!animalposters !cats

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:capyghos#t:

:marseygraved#ance:

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heh, watch out rightoids, the leftists are organizing an uprising, and it wont be pretty :marseyskull:

					
					

Its time. weather you're 16, like me, feeling unrepresented by the state, tired and ready for change, or a middle aged father or mother struggling to make ends meet. this is not left vs right, this is up vs down. this is their heel, versus our throat. Wake up. its time for real resistance. Peaceful protesting does not work, asking does not work, the truth, if we do not strip them of all other options to lie, will not be enough. it will take the POWER of the PEOPLE. which we have. Do NOT fall to infighting. Do NOT focus on stupid fandom or community discourse, like "male lesbians" because in the end, someone elses identity is unknown to us, ans as a huma, is it not or moral obligation to help our fellow person, no matter who they be? Who do we become when we deny basic of rights to those we dislike, yes, even those we claim immporal, such as prisoners? These people are tyrannical. DOWN with musk, DOWN with meta, DOWN with google, DOWN with microsoft. LINUX. PROTON. VPS. PIRATING, PHYSICAL MEDIA, FARMING, SURVIVAL, COMMUNITY, HARM REDUCTION, LOCAL LIABRARIES, SIGNALING, OGANIZED GROUPS.

STOP FOCUSING ON THE UNIMPORTANT. THE TIME TO ACT IS NOW. THEY WILL NOT KEEP US LONGER. FRICK THIS FACIST SYSTEM.

what a treat

Dems aren't going to save you. Join a leftist party. And the civil rights movement wasn't won by marching. It was won by rioting.

powerful stuff

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:#marseyagreefast: https://i.rdrama.net/images/17340561076309214.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/16936554487795408.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17207445206395392.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734973884DzT5IUfa31cB1g.webp

https://media1.tenor.com/m/iCeIyiHcKksAAAAd/neil-de-grasse-tyson-when-the-coping-is-too-strong.gif

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734973884DRM9VR3ZtE1EQg.webp

:#marseytruthnuke:

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[🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘] I trapped my neighbors cat and sent it to the local shelter

					
					

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔘

Ugh, if only I could catch whoever does this (edit: not pick-up their dog poop) at my place! (237)

Get a doorbell camera. After I shared on our subdivision's FB page that we had one, no more dog poop in our front yard. (346)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

That cat hates you because of something you did, not because it's just a cat. For a cat to specifically target your home- nah bro you're the problem. This isn't petty revenge at all- it's catnapping. Do better at life and maybe cats will like you (-127)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

I have mulch, I sprinkled vinegar, I grew green onions, I tried motion activated sensors, I sprinkled pepper, I put down pointy rocks, I ran the gamut to deter the cat. (1389)

In my world not only are you the AH you are also the lowest lifeforms and a world class POS. (-106)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Why kill the cat because it's owner's an idiot? I guess we're all just living in your world and need to adapt or perish. (-53)

why risk your cat getting poisoned, hit by a car, sick, infected, infested, killed by other feral cats, killed by a dog, killed by a coyote, killed by a bird of prey, killed by a fox, killed by a raccoon, killed by a human, killed by a prey animal fighting back, or getting lost or trapped? (15)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

People like you are why society is so miserable. He already tried talking to the neighbor who couldn't care any less. Quit making excuses for shitty pet owners who have no regard for their neighbors! (-4)

No, cruel, emotionally unsafe humans as YOURSELF make this world a worse place. How unkind of a human you must be, I feel bad for those around you. You have no empathy.OP, is also a horrible person. He literally sentenced a cat to death. That cat will be put down within a week at a kill shelter. All shelters this time of year are at full capacity. The cat did nothing wrong and now will die terrified after being taken from his home and locked in a 5x5 cage until he's sentenced to death. You are literally saying OP was RIGHT to do this then you have the nerve to insult the person above and call them "miserable" for having empathy. This is a living breathing animal who experiences pain and hurt and loss and was doing cat things, and was raised by a bad cat owner so it's not his fault, yet being sentenced to death for being who he was created to be. (7)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Where the heck do you live? Basically all outdoor cats I have ever known were at least 15 when they died. Do people shoot them in your neighborhood or something like that? (17)

Your personal anecdotes don't really mean anything. But since you are bringing them up, I live in a city/suburb where people "own" outdoor cats. We do not shoot cats, we don't poison cats, we don't have coyotes patrolling the area. I see a cat plastered on the road literally every single week. I literally only travel the same roads (2 miles) ever. So this one single path has around 30-60 dead cats a year. I had an outdoor cat get killed right in front of my house as a child by a car at night. The cats fight each other, they are killed by cars, diseases, etc. I'm not sure how old the outdoor cats live because usually one day they're just gone, don't really have any bodies to find. The statistics tell the same story, so for every 15 yo outdoor cat you know, I know 50 dead young cats on the street. Horrible sight to see literal kittens dead for no other reason than humanity who let them end up like this. (14)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Affectionate_Bite610

Score: 🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮(+0🐮)

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NEW: Subscribe to /h/miners to see untapped drama veins, ripe for mining! :marseyminer:

:marppy: autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Snopes chuds out too :marseytranspearlclutch:

!transphobes !nooticers lmao

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-executive-order-all-humans-female/

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:marseysuffragettegenocide:

Foids owned

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739816879V_63Ax3Bco-pQA.webp

!transphobes

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Let's see what the youth of Brazil are up to :marseyitsoverbrasileiro:

Boy who injected himself with a crushed butterfly mixed with water 'for online challenge' suffered horrific seven-day slow death, it is revealed - with the insect's toxins feared to be the cause of death

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739980899VeCwn2DxfSBXoQ.webp

The fourteen-year-old boy who died after injecting himself with a crushed butterfly suffered agonising symptoms for seven days before he died, local media reports.

Davi Nunes Moreira, 14, died in hospital in Planalto, Brazil last Thursday after telling staff he had injected a solution made of crushed butterfly into his leg.

Believed to have carried out the dangerous procedure as part of an 'online challenge', Moreira began vomiting and struggled to walk before admitting his mistake.

The youngster was taken into hospital by his father and remained in the Vitória da Conquista general hospital for a week, receiving specialised support, before he died.


Last April, an online influencer from Brazil nearly required amputation after taking part in an ill-advised viral trend for her two million followers.

'Thammy MC' was left unable to walk after standing in a bucket of ice and salt for an online 'dare' that turned her feet black and nearly required the amputation of her toes.

'We spent 15 minutes with our feet on the ice with coarse salt,' she said, recounting the horror.

'When I took my foot out I never felt such pain in my life. Three of my toes had turned black when it came out of the ice bucket.'

Thammy was treated at a clinic where she was told she was at risk of thrombosis, and that she could have developed necrosis had she remained in the ice another minute.

Unable to put any pressure on her feet, she said she now gets around the house by being dragged around in a garden chair by her mother, who pushes her from room to room.


Be sure to check in later for more Brazil news.

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:marseynullbipolar: Kiwifarms is kill

!dramatards !ranchers

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The greatest race war between two races that don't even exist yet

One will have patched black-white reflective hair from a Sino-Albino crossbreed

The other will come from an exact 16.666% genetic combination of each Major Race (irish,native american,black,white,mongoloid,latinx) resulting in reddened skin and hair

Their history of ethnic conflict doesn't exist yet

Their slurs have not yet been coined

(If Hitler had won,)

This is fertile ground for theoretical racism PhDs to field their syncretic race-biology-sociology-aesthetic knowledge, i.e. psychohistorical applications

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740247365SexVzNzqUK-xQw.webp

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mod claims it's not politically motivated :marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737571254W6BKa2s17_KuBA.webp

Redditors aren't buying it

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737571255LG5QIahhDoabYg.webp

"why?"

"reddit is super far left"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737571254IXxnTYy8bdq8Bw.webp

^reddit boycotts will totally work this time and not quietly reinstated in 6 months after ppl stop paying attention

paradox of tolerance makes appearance

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737571255gUO8KZe8Do8JoQ.webp

the common :marseygrilling2: down below gets ignored

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737571256r4Mgd34c2Psw6A.webp

:#marseyhankhill:

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https://old.reddit.com/r/IsraelPalestine/comments/1iduh13/al_jazeeras_arabic_documentary_about_the_war/

Al jazeera

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrueChristian/comments/1idp1ly/when_and_why_christians_first_demonized_muhammad/

a lot of dummies about to get decapitated

https://old.reddit.com/r/anime_titties/comments/1idtdxm/hamas_has_confirmed_that_its_military_chief/

Hamas fanboys cope that their hero is dead

https://old.reddit.com/r/UnitedNations/comments/1idvcco/netanyahu_furious_about_chaotic_handover_of/

Defund the un

https://old.reddit.com/r/IsraelPalestine/comments/1idpszo/israel_did_not_commit_the_crime_of_genocide/

Israel isn't committing genocide but they should down boy

https://old.reddit.com/r/Thailand/comments/1idrw4g/five_thai_hostages_released_by_hamas_after_over/

Thai cucks

https://old.reddit.com/r/Jewish/comments/1idor7i/dont_know_where_i_can_stand_anymore/

American leftist Jews cope that they suck and are about to die

https://old.reddit.com/r/IsraelPalestine/comments/1idrh8y/palestinians_are_innocent_their_leaders_are_not/

I'm not bothering with this one

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:!marseylaugh::!marseylaugh: :!marseylaugh:

Volume up, the THUD is the best part

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