stolen from here

!cuteandinvalid

I found a peepee while out mini golfing today

Like for real nafo presence died by a lot after USAID stoped Jfl

I farted in the stairwell at work and it caused a entire ordeal.

So anyway I drank my usual morning protein shake and it gave me some bubble guts.

Im going up the stairs to my office and I ripped a huge fart in the stairwell. It was one of those steamy ones that really stink.

Anyway I guess the SVP of HR came in not long after and got a big face full of my beef.

She contacted the facilities team and they came to a conclusion that a rodent must have died in the walls or HVAC.

This led to them getting big blower fans and calling our HVAC company to check out the ducts and Orkin to scout out the walls

Anyway that's my story.

The value I bring to this platform is unmatched. I'm

hilarious and handsome and have level headed takes. People irl actively seek my attention and input.

Once again, rdrama is showing their bias against excellent users who bring positive change here. Please do better. I do not want to have this conversation AGAIN moving forward.

Former Prime Minster John Howard has had shoes thrown at him during an episode of the ABC’s Q and A.

“That is for the Iraqi dead,” the man said as he threw two shoes

A female audience member then shouted: “You’ve got blood on your hands,” before walking out pic.twitter.com/dAcy8tW2ju

— Clown Down Under 🤡 (@clowndownunder) February 20, 2025

!strayans

@BWC

pic.twitter.com/eFcwDdmxGG

— Stonetoss Comics (@stone_toss) January 22, 2025

Preliminary Miss result analysis:

• old phone

• Africans (2)

• homosexual

• chaser (homosexual)

updated:

• Englishwoman

• a jew

This is a CERTIFIED HIT.

First unexpected crossover of 2025

MAGA Taylor Lorenz pic.twitter.com/J1FBl6zu2l

— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) January 20, 2025

https://old.reddit.com/r/uknews/comments/1hu6o18/elon_musks_rants_made_me_sick_says_survivor_of/

Get r*ped by pakis with me!

https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1hu80d4/drew_pavlou_on_the_british_grooming_gangs/

The cute twinks of britain clutch their monocles and china tea cups

https://old.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/1hufq1p/keir_starmer_to_defend_grooming_gangs_record_amid/

Keir starmer is their leader and proud of it

https://old.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/1hu8u6l/the_triggernometry_guys_interview_a_grooming_gang/

Real journ*lism served up piping hot

https://old.reddit.com/r/DecodingTheGurus/comments/1huwln8/what_is_the_whole_groominggang_thing_about/

Cope cope cope cope

https://old.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/1huf99d/england_dont_let_this_manbaby_in_a_khole_do_to/

Manbaby

https://old.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/1huwhgx/britains_grooming_gangs_scandal_is_shattering_the/

This is NOT ok

this is straight gooner activity

FTR: we didn't wear a VXUG hoodie at the con and we didn't stay there.

Some innocent girl got stalked on our behalf - we are very sorry

We are very upset and disappointed

We will stop announcing our con attendance pic.twitter.com/uDsQdgFVNB

— UwU-Underground (@uwu_underground) January 13, 2025

If you're not in the cybersecurity scene, some of this might seem creepy. The guy tries to make an opsec joke, as opsec is a frequent topic in the cybersecurity scene, but it comes off as stalking… probably because he has autism and doesn't know how to rizz properly. Another instance of why volcels will stay volcels.

>he got blocked by Crunchyroll for this
I'm so glad pirate sites consistently get more traffic than Crunchyroll pic.twitter.com/veSi98sP9H

— Chise (@ChiseHatoriBan) February 11, 2025

First time I've seen this in with ublock

still works thoughever

I reported it as an issue

Long story short, I met a guy from grindr 10 years older than me. He was the daddy type.

He said he needed the money because he was short on rent. Which wasn't a lot. I was hesitant because I hadn't done it before, but I thought he was also kinda into the fun, but with extra money.

When I came to his place, he looked like he was really struggling. I asked him if he was okay, and he said yes. I gave him a bj and paid him. He really looked like he regretted doing it, being paid for s*x because he had no other choice.

I told him it was just a friendly gift instead, and he didn't have to treat it like a transaction.

I am so guilty. How am I different from a grapist or a mol*ster? I had s*x with someone not from their own will. I didn't enjoy it. I didn't enjoy it at all. I feel disgusted.

I texted him if he wanted to just pay me back in the future and treat it separate from our s*x transaction. But he blocked me already.

EDIT: when i said struggling, i meant struggling financially

I'm just going to go home and watch Rick and Morty. Give me episode suggestions

I'd assemble it and distribute the PDFs and maybe make some writing/comics too if we did

!r-slurs !genx !animalposters

!soren !anime !2dgooners !coomers !sigmastacies REMEMBER THE MOTTO SISTERS: ratsex + ratlove FRICKING GALENTINES SISTERS LETS. FUXXING. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

here: https://rdrama.net/chat/1

!the_donald !project2025 !trump2024 !trump2028

!jannies we need a toggle to turn that shit off like yesterday

Top Drama

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion

Chud replies with facts and logic and gets downmarseyd into oblivion

https://old.reddit.com/r/IncelTears/comments/1hxarvc/genuinely_curious_why_this_even_needed_to_be_asked/

!familyman