1. "some of you Chuds shouldn't reproduce" "neither should you by the looks of it"

2. "did she breed with an alien?"

3. "he looks like Megamind!" "he also looks like he's out of Star Trek

4. "Grow the F up!" Chudposting intensifies

5. Brexit Geezer jokes intensifies

6. "I've got a sick sense of humor... but this is too far..."

7. "is there something wrong with the baby?" "nah, Modok is fine" "okay"

8. "imagine pushing that out... pray for my poor vagina" "not funny" "who's joking?"

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ir8idw/comment/md6j97q/?context=8

Canadians, trust me, nobody outside of extremely online people have any idea you are boycotting us lmao

Exclusive: 'Starship Troopers' Remake In The Works At Sony: https://t.co/LxoIuB40Er pic.twitter.com/o0gkubuB1Q

— ScreenGeek (@RealScreenGeek) February 26, 2025

!kino

He went on and on about how there was nothing canada or mexico could do to prevent the tariffs and then he rolled over in less then 48 hours. And as a canadian im not gonna forget about this anytime soon. Ill keep buying canadian.

Lol, he straight up said that the tarrifs were contingent on whether canada/mexico met his demands regarding illegal immigration/human trafficking/fentnyl which they did. Him threatening tarrifs worked and him not having to implement them is a good thing for the economy. How embarrassing tho

edit: dumb with the same illiterate sentiments

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1ih85fc/did_trump_just_immediately_fold/

Do you have any evidence that this person is incompetent at her profession? The bio also says she's a 22 year vet of the LAFD, and was previously Battalion Chief, Assistant Chief, Deputy Chief, and Chief Deputy. These cheap swipes based on identity traits are getting tiresome https://t.co/IumeHaJ88t

— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) January 8, 2025

His fratboy neocolonialist cishetnormative anthem of mysogyny :

about how much they support the misogynist taking a stand against national socialism

https://old.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/1io0uh5/ben_folds_resigns_from_advisory_position_at/

misogynists stay losing

Quinnipiac Poll (2/13-17)

Job Performance:

Donald Trump
Approve 45%
Disapprove 49%

Congressional GOP
Approve 40%
Disapprove 52%

Congressional Dems
Approve 21%
Disapprove 68%

— Steve Kornacki (@SteveKornacki) February 19, 2025

1900年代　オーストラリア pic.twitter.com/v0dra02Qkj

— nobby (@nobby_saitama) October 28, 2024

Probably

Like hos coping with religion

Down with the gaijin

The yakuboid menace knows no limits

So true

Overwhelming nuclear first strike is the only option

Mag bar yakuboids

Kill your nearest occupier, rise up against the oppression

Millions of English teachers must die

Wignat bros, why are the honorary aryans turning on you like this?

Yeah, all those high paying civilian jobs will go away. That's smart

the fricking comments in the thread

this clip of a VICE journalist discovering how unhinged some Egyptian secular nationalists are always cracks me up pic.twitter.com/EoDW2JetJW

— Suhaib Zaino | صُهَيْب زينو (@suhaib_zaino) January 10, 2025

Yes I know I said I would post the Maureen Sabiski thread but I'm sick as frick and lazy and also my computer is blue-balling me. Sorry!

If you asked not to be stabbed

Then

Were choking

And needed a tracheal cavity to breath by stabbing you in the neck

It was only you

Whom wished it

So be careful the deals you make

Because as stairway to heaven says:

Sometimes words have two meanings.

Hopefully everyone is cool with me skipping the inauguration so I can go to the national title game

— JD Vance (@JDVance) January 11, 2025

Nope. That is not okay. You will be VP of the United States of America!
This is embarrassing. If you aren’t going to attend our Presidential Inauguration you should not have run for the office 💔🙏❤️‍🩹

— BarbLynn (@Bmcclenaghan75) January 11, 2025

Nope. That is not okay. You will be VP of the United States of America!

This is embarrassing. If you aren't going to attend our Presidential Inauguration you should not have run for the office

You would trade a front row seat to the most significant inauguration in the last 150 years, as the incoming vice president, for a football game? This has to be a joke.

— Little John (@BuckNak78325947) January 11, 2025

You would trade a front row seat to the most significant inauguration in the last 150 years, as the incoming vice president, for a football game? This has to be a joke.

I’m not!! Excuse me??? How can we count on you to carry this movement forward if you can’t be at the inauguration of President Trump. I love you JD have always been on your side from day one. I think you need to be there. But I guess that’s between you & President Trump.

— Rhonda🇺🇸 (@RhondaRides) January 11, 2025

I'm not!! Excuse me??? How can we count on you to carry this movement forward if you can't be at the inauguration of President Trump. I love you JD have always been on your side from day one. I think you need to be there. But I guess that's between you & President Trump.

We were talking about the possibility of Vance for 2028. Missing the inauguration would be a big deal.

— Alyssa Hope Patriot (@LoisGriffi83179) January 11, 2025

We were talking about the possibility of Vance for 2028. Missing the inauguration would be a big deal.

I think you may want to think a little more about it. An inauguration maybe a once in a lifetime opportunity.

— Kurt (@GulledgeKurt) January 11, 2025

I think you may want to think a little more about it. An inauguration maybe a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Is this a joke? When our country is falling? I’m a huge supporter of you from Ohio. It’s just a game. I would never choose a game over my country. That’s just me. The a hole liberals are going to have a field day at your expense. This is disappointing. I pray this is a joke.

— BR549 (@BoRo09201962) January 11, 2025

Is this a joke? When our country is falling? I'm a huge supporter of you from Ohio. It's just a game. I would never choose a game over my country. That's just me. The a hole liberals are going to have a field day at your expense. This is disappointing. I pray this is a joke.

This is a joke, right? 😆 RIGHT?! 😩

Because so many of us worked hard to get you into the White House -- and now that that day is soooo close -- you want to skip it, to go watch a game?

— 🌼Sweet Pea🌼 (@LuvableSweetP) January 11, 2025

This is a joke, right? 😆 RIGHT?! 😩

Because so many of us worked hard to get you into the White House -- and now that that day is soooo close -- you want to skip it, to go watch a game?

every day i'm shocked at the r-sluration of the average redditor and the average MAGAor. just...the dumbest people who ever lived. i hate social media.

for the record, i unironically think a presidential inauguration should be skipped if your team is in the national championship. he's the VP anyway it doesn't matter!

BREAKING: Republican Senator Jerry Moran just announced that he will oppose Donald Trump’s efforts to gut USAID. The aura of invincibility surrounding Donald Trump has just been burst.

— Democratic Wins Media (@DemocraticWins) February 8, 2025

A Republican. https://t.co/7fs7R9d1rM

— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) February 8, 2025

Everything under Trump must be blamed on him, just like what MAGA did with Biden. I don't make the rules. pic.twitter.com/yW6p357Ynv

— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) February 7, 2025

Donald Trump is going to HATE the new cover of TIME magazine pic.twitter.com/CZuPRUwozb

— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) February 7, 2025

A federal judge—a Reagan appointee—blocked Trump’s “blatantly unconstitutional” executive order this week, stating that Trump sought to “navigate around or simply ignore” the rule of law “for political or personal gain.” And yet, it’s barely mentioned in the news, drowned out by… pic.twitter.com/qiKdRlwYUQ

— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) February 7, 2025

NEW: Senator Mike Lee advocates for the return of incandescent light bulbs under the upcoming Trump administration.

Do you agree? pic.twitter.com/PknHhOZOTB

— Resist the Mainstream (@ResisttheMS) December 28, 2024

Republicans doing everything in their power to validate the r-slur accusations

The caliber of people defending this

• Think the poor can't afford a pack of light bulbs and would prefer those with 1/25th the usable life

• Muh aesthetics... ignoring all the options you have with LEDs + "I'm sure someone will figure out these are actually bad... because I'm just sure they are"

• Migranecels (read: munchie)

• Dinesh trying to insight

• I use some lights less, so they should be shittier because???

You're not ugly, you're just fat This is actually a compliment i got once, the guy looked almost earnest about it, but it plays in my head all the time.

I havnt had a relationship in 10 years, nothing physical either, i kept telling myself it didnt matter and for the most part its true, i have started chatting to someone, on one hand im enjoying it, on the other, im just expecting to be screwed over, we havnt exchanged pics yet, just spoken on the phone, but im already dreading it, To get ghosted or the excuses, or if we meet in person, to see the disgust in his eyes, when he realises someone fat like me could be attracted to him, so i keep saying to myself your not ugly, just fat, and thats my idea of confidence, how do you guys n gals feel confidence when its so darn hard? Im in New Zealand and there are a lot of bigger people around but i still feel like the odd one out

!foidmoment

its over

still can’t believe we had a fever dream of several years where people took this shit seriously pic.twitter.com/3bGYV2AFDd

— Armand Domalewski (@ArmandDoma) November 27, 2024

"I won't answer the most obvious 101 questions about my fringe ideas" is such a perfect summation of US leftists

except it's not

I can't believe college academia is still taking this shit seriously. I'm having to take a 100 level Geography class where an entire week was spent on prison abolition. In a Geography class.

admitting you dont take racialized ans black women seriously on the same account you use to simp for kamala harris is crazy work

it's amazing how all you need to dismiss something is a bullshit four panel caricature with no attribution d

It's not a caricature, it was drawn by this person

it's weird how you assumed I was talking about the art

You called it a 4 panel caricature. It's not a caricature because the artist isn't exaggerating anything. You were talking about the arte when you mentioned "4 panel caricature"

it's always very funny when people tell me what I meant by what I said. if you don't have anything other than intentionally misunderstanding me, be on your way

"can't believe people ever took this seriously" says guy who never actually listened to what people had to say about it in the first place

I was at many, many, many BLM protests

The best one was where instead of prison your family member's murderer takes their place in your family as penance. Your brain has to be mush to think that's a good idea.

still can't believe people take the criminal prosecution system that capitulates to dripping charges against the new god king seriously

i think it's good to lock up murderers

A 2 month old was murdered by police but yeah glad we stopped caring

I'm glad we have prisons to put those murdering cops in

this, quite notably in fact, never happens. which is kinda a central tenet of prison abolition, yet another thing that scares you because you don't understand it. frickin dork

If there is a silver lining to be found in all of this is that the Bernie/Warrenworld left is dead and buried. Nobody will ever take student loan forgiveness or withdrawing from long term wars or progressive stimulus or antitrust seriously again and good riddance.

all of those things are good and will survive

i prefer not to give government handouts to kids earning 3x the median salary just cause they're angry they can't afford a yacht

In 2019, NYTimes did a fawning, unintentionally hilarious profile of a prison abolitionist who responded to such questions - from children - by citing Spain, a country that very much has prisons - the kids walk away unimpressed - she later takes unearned credit for "lifting" them

They put George Floyd in a golden casket while everyone else had to watch their grandma get buried on zoom. Obama was there and everything. Kamala was bailing out random murderers. Genuinely don't know why you were surprised.

Progressives believe all sorts of stupid stuff. Many of them still believe that a man can become a woman.

We should have lighter sentences for all crimes across the board.

This reads very plainly as a right wing satire. Stunning to think it was made in earnest

My favorite part of her book is where she said she was opposed to even putting murderous white supremacists in prison.

it's not a dream, it's a better world. guess you are satisfied with how things are; and with a cushy job and platform why wouldn't you be?.........

Overwhelmed. That's the only word that can describe how I feel right now. I'm drowning in emotions, thoughts, and ideas that I can barely function. Perhaps writing out the issue will provide some relief.

Physical Strife

I've returned to self-harming. I don't even need benzos or painkillers to do it anymore. I can slash myself to the white meat and just sit with the pain. It barely phases me. In fact, there's a part of it that feels deliciously good. It's an entire experience - the blood that drips, the sight of carved-out flesh, the sensation of being obliterated. It all comes together beautifully. I'm not even ashamed of my scars anymore. I think what I've done to myself is quite remarkable, and not many people could manage. If only I could challenge that willpower and dedication to something worthwhile, but I'm stupid as frick and all I can do is longpost and do drugs.

I tried to contact my psychiatrist but they're closed until January. I made an appointment with a GP for today but I don't really know what I'm going to do or say. Just tell them I've been self-harming and having panic attacks? I don't know what they can do for me. I doubt they'll be allowed to prescribe me anything, since I'm technically still supposed to have a supply of benzos for the month (I ate them all ages ago).

Should I go or should I just leave it? I think what I'm really looking for is just someone to talk to, though I don't know if a GP is the right person to be talking to.

As I write this, I'm listening to Nas Illmatic, and I'll say it's my top 5 most favorite albums of all time, and I'd argue it's the greatest hip hop album of all time. I think Life's a B-word is the greatest rap song of all time, and AZ absolutely kills it.

My favorite line is:

I switched my motto; instead of sayin', "Frick tomorrow!"

That buck that bought a bottle could've struck the lotto

I love how it encapsulates that "quiet violence of dreams". We have a vision of someone trying to escape the sins of their environment, but their most reliable means of escaping their heck is to win the fricking lotto. There's such a sense of futility and misery wrapped in these lines.

Social Strife

So it's clear I don't belong here. Everywhere I go I annoy people and make them angry. People have actively verbalized that they don't like me, and this recurring pattern is one that has characterized my life since childhood. It isn't a big problem - I'm a generally introverted person. However, I'm not schizoid and I do need some amount of love and acceptance. I fail to find these things and that makes me sad.

I'm so fricking depressed about being an incel. I'm 29, broke, no hope of GF, children or marriage. I can't even buy hookers because nobody's going to frick a dude with actively bleeding legs. I have literally permanently locked myself out of s*x for the rest of my life with my mental illness and self-harm. I do wonder, if I had the same personality, but I wasn't a 156cm ugly black man, would I still be an incel? These are questions we need quantum computers to answer.

I crave self-harm right now but my appointment is in three hours and I don't know if I can stop myself from cutting until then. And again, I'll probably be wasting my time and money going to a GP who is going to look at me and say "I didn't go to school to deal with schizos" and refer me to a psychiatrist which, as I have highlighted, is gone until January.

Conclusion

I don't know whether I should go to the doctor or not. Am I wasting my time? What am I hoping to achieve?

>Hey, you cute twink, you said you're leaving the site forever!

Well Reddit is shit and I need something to do when I'm not playing RDR2 so I guess I'm stuck with you r-slurs. You people who will give me griefing awards, insult me, tell me to kms, and accuse me of using ChatGPT (an accusation which confuses me. There are tons of plagiarism detection sites online. Proving I use ChatGPT would be trivial, yet nobody does it).

I'm so fricking overwhelmingly sad I can't think straight. This was supposed to be a longpost about Eugene Terre'Blanche but I'm too sad to do it.