Me and my partner are both plus size. We were having s*x doggy position and he slipped out and immediately try to go back in but went into my butt instead.

This is the second time within a month that the same incident has happened. First time I cried so much because it hurt and he comforted me. This time it hurt still as much but I didn't cry because I'm more mad than sad.

I'm mad because I've always told him that I never want to do anal it's not something for me and he brought up doing anal for the longest time until I told him I'd have to break up if this was a deal breaker because it's never happening and he let it go.

Now that this has happened twice so close together I feel as if it's been done on purpose. Only because we've always done doggy and when he slips he repositions himself gently back in he never just tries to immediately go back in.

He apologized and said "I'm sorry. It's my fault I've gained weight and my belly is more round so I couldn't see and didn't realize"

So am I to believe his belly blocked him and he was just into it that's why he didn't position himself gently back or was this done on purpose? He didn't stay in long only because I let out a scream and told him to get off. It just feels so close together to have the same thing happen twice when in our 2 year relationship this has never happened before.

JUST WANTED TO ADD: Thank you I just felt like I was overthinking this. Once I brushed it off as accidental but twice within a month is too much. He is currently snoring while I'm here with a bit of soreness, nothing compared to the first time it happened but still. This happening twice now… I don't want to think he did it on purpose but this is looking like it was. I'm not sure how to proceed if we didn't have a baby together I'd say it's over. But me being a sahm me leaving over this it just can't happen overnight.

I think I'll just refrain from s*x with him for a while. He's not an aggressive or mean person but this incident just has me needing to take a step back from being intimate.

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This is 100% home grown photoshop no AI which is why it kinda sucks

there is nothing else implied though

!illuminati !schizomaxxxers

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Those weather people who "can't tell if it will rain tomorrow" accurately predicted snow in SC (where I am right now) 3 weeks in advance. European hurricane models have predicted MOST of our major hurricanes directions over the last 5 or so years. Acting like weather is some impossible to predict boogeyman is braindead. If the bulk of meteorology scientists, storm trackers/chasers, and detection equipment were placed at your town, you'd know very easily if it would rain tomorrow, but they have an entire country and maritime zone to track, so it becomes a probability game instead, because of sheer volume.As for climate change, your solar maximum mars correlation would hold a lot more ground if we were talking about 1980s global warming alarmism. We're not. Climate change includes hotter summers, AND colder winters, which is why every year seems to have a record temperature in one of those regards in a new place. Listen, I'm not going to do what others here do, I'm not going to call y... (3)

Everything humans have spewed since the industrial revolution is dwarfed by one large volcanism event. If Campo takes out Napoli, or Yellowstone goes poof, we're in trouble.But barring cataclysm, Atlas yawns.We're told hurricanes are worse; more frequent, greater intensity. But that's a lie, as a quick search will prove.Oceans are rising at about the same rate as when they were first measured. Obama bought waterfront in Martha's Vineyard. He knows.CO2 is absolutely kickass for Earth! More plants, more fauna. It becomes a paradise. Set those soda bubbles free for Gaia! It'll warm things, in theory. Also kickass! Lots of people die of cold each year. Almost no one dies of heat, statistically speaking.It's weather. The hottest on record was a few years back in the 30's, I forget when exactly. The coldest was back in 750ac or something.I think you're chugging kool-aid of questionable vintage. A victim of Edward Bernays/Goebbels style propaganda, misplaced enviro-guilt, and confirmation ... (0)

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You mean you're upset with Republicans cause we don't wanna take the pledge of allegiance out of schools and we want our kids to learn about LGBTQ and trans history?… and that it's OK to have a s*x change when you're 10 years old? Yea… if you're mad at us for that. I'll take it. Y'all are the freaking crazy ones. How about this? How about we teach them math and English and history and Science… and leave the "crazy" up to you in YOUR household. (1)

Ohhhh kayyy… So just fyi I live in the most liberal part of a liberal state and NONE OF THAT is happening.My kids learn math and science. Reading, writing, music, history. My kids are 7 and 9. No one is encouraging a s*x change. I do believe that is a bit of a fad right now. Besides. Have you really looked into how long it takes to get that. It takes years of therapy, followed by hormone therapy. This is not an overnight decision.I'm mad at republicans because your representatives literally do nothing to protect children. Hey, what do you think the number 1 reason kids die in this country? Here's a hint… it's not drag shows or lgbtq teaching.I'm mad at republicans because you turn a blind eye to a man who is a sexual assaulter, brags about sexual assault, is a felon, con man who doesn't pay his bills. Yet lectures everyone about paying their bills. And ran on all these promises yet is completely ignoring them. Eliminating Medicaid, eliminating mortgage interest deduction, not allowi... (1)

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The end stage being complete corporate capture of all three branches of the government, and total gutting of state run safety nets, education, and infrastructure in favor of eventual privatization of such services. This is all far more in line with ancap fantasies than any genuine historical example of nationalist socialism or fascism. Ironically enough, "socialist" China is the one economic model currently existing that is closest to Italian fascism, in some regards.

They get too hung up on the popular definition of fascism being the marriage of the state and capital into one, without understanding the nature of the relationship between the nation-state and capital in fascist economics. In America, the nation-state is subservient to the interests of capital. In an ideal fascist state, capital exists solely in subservience to the nation-state. America perverts this like a dog walking a man, and not the man walking the dog. China has the balls to imprison billionaires. If Trump or Elon were genuine nationalist socialists, we would see them doing shit like creating jobs via public work projects to improve infrastructure and build nuclear power plants, desalination facilities, etc. They aren't even a tenth of the statesmen pre-war Adolf and El Duce were.

I was talking to @PegMeMommy about Valentine's Day. I was telling him about how me and my siblings got our mom flowers and stuff for Valentine's Day. During the conversation he said he had never heard of kids getting their mom something for Valentine's Day, and he doesn't know anyone who does this. For me, this is the opposite: Where I'm from, everyone gets their mother something. Now both of us are wondering which is normal.

Decided to make a poll!

Do you buy your mother something Valentine's Day?

Lots of small crazy today.

My favorite is https://scored.co/p/19AKKF4b1F/trump-reinstates-military-servic/c and https://scored.co/p/19AKKF5Ptp/trump-to-sign-new-executive-orde/c together.

• Being a pin cushion is one of the requirements to be braindead enough to serve in the armed forces and always has been. Washington did the first mandatory vax program. Also of note none of them had religious objections to the dozens of other vaccinations they were forced to get.

• The mandate was revoked in 2023 already and some chose to reup at that point. Trump is offering gibs, nothing more. TBH its pretty r-slurred they did anything, should have let the DoD decide for themselves what their vaccination requirements are.

The world leaders at patriots seem to think that soldiers who reject legitimate authority and are easily conned by fake news are valuable

This is a great strategy. Not only is it just the right thing to do. But the ones who refused the shot are the one willing to say no to authority when authority is wrong. That's who I want in my military. The ones who were forced out for "thinking" likely would never go back having been completely abandoned by everything there lives have worked for and being spit on on their forced way out. But with back pay there's a strong incentive to return, not only monetarily, but know the one in charge is willing to do the right thing and buck the system. It will bring some of our strongest minded back.

The trans ban is going to kick out ~15k people (vs the 8k the coof ban did). He tried this last time too https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karnoski_v._Trump

Its a shame it probably wont come in to effect during his term as they would get mad reparations from this.

Next up is RFKs forthcoming destruction. https://scored.co/p/19AKKF4sCW/more-dirty-tricks-doctors-commit/c wherein the patriots give us another demonstration of how people who claim to hate "fake news" really like even faker news

However, a related 501(c)3 charity, The Committee to Protect Health Care Fund, does have to reveal its donors. It is funded in part by the "left-of-center Sixteen Thirty Fund (1630 Fund) and Hopewell Fund." The Hopewell Fund, in turn, has "hired Arabella Advisors, a leading national philanthropy services firm, to manage its project hosting and fiscal sponsorship services." The Sixteen Thirty Fund is likewise managed by the Arabella Advisors organization.

Arabella's donors include "Bill Gates, George Soros, and Mark Zuckerberg," according to the Capital Research Center: "Each of them has given a tremendous amount of money to (or through) the main network of Arabella Advisors-managed nonprofits and used it to create policy advocacy projects for their favorite pet sociopolitical issues."

So they don't know who funded the signatures. There is a PAC with a similar name that had 1001 donors in the last election cycle. One of those donors was Hopewell. Hopewell hired a political consultancy firm called Arabella which has also been hired by the Gates foundation. Job done boys, Gates did 9/11 and funded these signatures.

The patriots, naturally, have a balanced and nuanced view of the situation

Bill Gates needs his own "Tree Swing" for his crimes against humanity

Oh here comes the "experts" again. The experts wanted people to inject experimental poisonthst has killed thousands upon thousands now for a flu type respiratory virus.

Trump should order the DOJ to immediately investigate the committee and bill Gates for fraud

I take solace in the fact that this was a legitimate strategy they thought would work in today's media. I suspect DEI has undermined their actual intelligence base.

Frick this cute twink, can't make a product that doesn't fricking break every time you try to do something with it, he's going to decide what's good for the country?

An insufferable psychopath, tried to make money on the BudLight bounce that never happened.

Next up is a chud in Italy trying to get them out of WHO for clicks https://scored.co/p/19AKKF4sKs/italy-to-follow-trumps-lead-and-/c the patriots don't notice that its a bill (that will almost certainly fail) or that in normal countries legislatures decide international memberships not a god emperor.

Geopolitical experts compare it to the fall of the USSR, even though the US previously withdrew from the WHO.

This is how the Soviet Union fell. One country left, and the USSR did not have the ability to punish them. It was a signal that it was okay for other countries to leave.

The reason why we had a Civil War in America, is because our federal government had the power to stop secession. The USSR didn't, which is why they fell.

It's also why the EU was so afraid of Brexit. But the EU had the power to compel weaker countries to stay in, just look at Greece. They voted to leave the EU in 2012. The EU froze all their banks and money.

Now the WHO is collapsing, and the UN did not have the power to stop the US from leaving. How will the UN respond to other countries who follow suit?

We shall see.

When the US rejoined in 2021 it just paid back the funding gap, thats exactly whats going to happen this time. Trump being a freeloader as always.

https://scored.co/p/19AKKGCicq/mexico-caves-to-trump/c turning nothing in to something. Mexico has a treaty with the US to accept deportations and never stopped accepting them. They refused a couple of flights because the DOD had not requested permission to operate them in Mexican airspace, was a nothing burger that got resolved in a couple of hours

Every thread there seems to turn in to jew noticing

Sheinbaum. My favorite Mexican last name!

The Context

Shamima Begum was an 'ISIS Bride' who lived off british gibsmedats before moving to her shithole of origin to establish a caliphate.

after MOABed the shit out of them she was one of the hordes of hopeful returners to the British taxpayer's teat

Naturally this is Cuck Island so there was a about whether the government should continue to give free money to its sworn enemies who fought overseas with the stated aim of killing British servicemen and their allies real conundrum!

Naturally all of the (who aren't racist, just don't loik em) fell on the 'keep them out' side.

In the middle of all this she somehow became a role model, gracing magazine covers

The Drama

Reform UK leader Nigel Farage has said the UK government should consider allowing Shamima Begum, who left the country to join the Islamic State group in 2015, to return to the UK.

Big man Nige, never one to shy away from cuckoldry, has done a messaging 180 and proudly affirmed the return of the caliphate! inshallah brother Nigel

Don't get uppity burgers, you cute twinks hired some (((Hungarian))) who is now saying the same thing

"Gorka argues that if we and other European countries don't take back these people and put them in prison here, they will get out of prison under the new Syrian regime, leading to a problem that in the end we may all have to fight," Farage said.

>These people are a terror risk in the new Syrian Regime (that we helped to topple) so we have to keep them here in our borders

Seriously, where do you find these people? Holy frick

Cope + Seethe

UK Chud Containment sub not happy

Biggest issue with Nige is his rabid atlanticistism. Enoch Powell realised that you can't be pro-america and pro-britain at the same time.

1812 will commence again fellow bongs any day now

He's an idiot, why even talk about it? He should know it's an unpopular opinion for his supporters.

Farage is literally just Trumps bum boy. Trump says bring them back, so Farage says bring them back.

Green line test confirms this thesis

ITV news are a hostile media platform and one of many agents of demoralisation.

Help!! I'm being DEMORALISED by a fricking news article!

Twitter Chuds also not taking the news well

Please. Do not trust Farage. He is a snake 🐍 and a back stabber. Reform is a good idea but he is a Tory Toff who has ingratiated himself with the National Populist Movement. Probably an MI5 tout

Le MI5!!! god what are you the fricking IRA? chuds are so obsessed with themselves

Reform are suposed to be the party removing these people not bringing more in. I'm starting to think Reform might just be the same as the other two if this is true

Hmmm I think I might be onto something.. Politicians.... are liars?? stop the fricking presses

Labour voters are having a struggle session about agreeing with Satan

This is one thing I'll agree with Farage on (though like you, I don't believe his motives are sincere. He's just stirring shit). She was a British citizen.

She paid the $2k-ish fee and took a Year 7 history test. That means she's us. She's one of ours. It happened here.

Why on earth would you want her back? How is this even a debate?

We don't but it is our problem, she is British and Britain allowed her to be radicalised.

i know this neighbour didn't just fricking say that

He's completely right. I dislike Farage a great deal, and I am shocked he has said this, but he is right.

She doesn't deserve sympathy. If she comes back, let her face British justice

British justice, like when you let a machete murderer walk free after 5 months jail?

He's right! She's a British person who was groomed as a minor.

Oh suddenly we care about Brits getting groomed as minors?

1) greatly increase the requirements to be an ice agent.

2) tax money fairness: greatly reduce the amount of government money going to rural areas or low income red states and re-balance it so it better matches contributions.

3) take a hard look at farmer subsidies and cut off anyone primarily producing corn syrup.

4) remove qualified immunity from police officers.

5) automatic voter reg and issue a national voter ID card to every single US citizen and verify they got it.

6) completely gut the dod and purge any conservatives from the department of defense that ever expressed any support for Donald Trump.

7) launch a national task force to investigate and respond to child marriage in rural/republican areas. arrest any judge that approved any child marriages.

8) launch a national voter suppression effort targeted at rural/republican areas (this would be legal, as republicans have pointed out, as it would be partisan and not racial.)

In a bizarre turn of events, a university dormitory in China went up in flames after a student, in a moment of panic, set fire to his s*x doll to keep it hidden from his roommates. The incident took place at Hefei University of Technology in Anhui province on February 10, when the student, fearing exposure, made a rash decision that nearly resulted in disaster.

We've covered this in the past with:

• /r/starbucksbaristas: "we're so tired of homeless people overdosing in our stores". Also /r/starbucksbaristas "noo you can't ban homeless people from our stores, they're people too "

• /r/starbucksbaristas are still defending the homeless

They're still mad... OP has written an absolute wall of unhinged nonsense so let me pick out the key bits:

But this back to Starbucks stuff might have me at my breaking point. It all feels so illogical, it's not even smart capitalism the direction we are going. It's money-hungry greed packaged in between "we care" statements and vague community pledges.

"Back to Starbucks" = "you can't be in a Starbucks unless you're a paying customer", with the aim of returning Starbucks to the local coffee shop feel it once had, rather than a homeless daycare centre.

Anyway, since the reset, we have turned homeless people away from getting water, people who haven't purchased anything away from using the bathrooms, there was one woman holding her tooth asking for a cup of ice because she went to the dentist that we turned away because she didn't want to buy anything.

lmao you wouldn't give a woman holding her tooth some ice? YTA

One customer in the drive through wanted a cup of water and even offered to pay for it without any way for us to charge for just a single plain cup of water.

Who the frick goes to a drive thru for a cup of water?

What's stopping someone from buying a petite vanilla bean scone or avocado spread, using the restroom, then asking for a refund?

Nothing, but a homeless person won't do that.

I've seen SSV's be yelled at, baristas be heckled and given attitude

But I bet you haven't been assaulted by a homeless person or had to clean up the bathroom after an OD since the change.

If a human being is thirsty, I will give them water. If a human being is hungry and I can give them food, I will.

Work for UNICEF then.

Our CEO private jet commutes to work. He makes tens of thousands a second.

Calculator needed.

Dont believe it will evee be a coffee house. the way the company has gone downhill since howie left. we are far too gone to return back to pur roots. our roots are buried deep and new ceo is very focused on profits than experience

The new CEO is actually laser-focused on the coffee house experience, these baristas are deranged.

Someone tells OP they're wrong but they're buried at the bottom of the thread:

The bathroom policy has been good overall actually in my district. I'm in Manhattan. And while it is annoying sometimes to tell people they can't use the bathroom, and some people have an issue, it's MUCH better than dealing with: Guy who comes in weekly and takes all the napkins out of the dispensers and throws them all over the floor; the guy who would "take a shower" in the bathroom and leave the floor covered in water, and leave his loofah and soap behind; the guy who would come in and ask for a "sample coffee" 5x a day; the guy who would bring in multiple bags of cans and spread them out and organize them on the floor; the guy who would roll up his blunts and have loud explicit phone calls, and the NYPD said they couldn't do anything lol; the guy who would stay in our bathroom for 20 mins, and when we'd ask him to get out he'd sit at a table and put his needles on the table while he slept; the lady who would sit in the lobby all day and occasionally yell and insult customers

(I think paragraphs are banned on the subreddit, I wish I wasn't shadowbanned)

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT PUFF IS NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE OR COLLECT MONEY WHILE HE’S LOCKED UP SO I’MA SEND HIS HALF OF THE MONEY TO JUSTIN

— ye (@kanyewest) February 7, 2025

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— Stonetoss Comics (@stone_toss) January 22, 2025

Preliminary Miss result analysis:

• old phone

• Africans (2)

• homosexual

• chaser (homosexual)

updated:

• Englishwoman

• a jew

This is a CERTIFIED HIT.

His Holiness Pope Francis, Bishop of Rome, has instructed the American Bishops to get the various trash and right-wing "Catholics" (polytheistic LARPers who love Catholic aesthetics and nothing more) in line with Christ's teachings.

The Pope is rightly concerned with the dehumanizing program of deportations taking place in the United States:

I have followed closely the major crisis that is taking place in the United States with the initiation of a program of mass deportations.

His Holiness reminds us that

Jesus Christ, loving everyone with a universal love, educates us in the permanent recognition of the dignity of every human being, without exception.

Yes, this applies to refugees and immigrants too, even if they're "illegal:"

the most decisive value possessed by the human person surpasses and sustains every other juridical consideration that can be made to regulate life in society

Earthly laws follow fundamental rights and dignity, not the other way around:

Thus, all the Christian faithful and people of good will are called upon to consider the legitimacy of norms and public policies in the light of the dignity of the person and his or her fundamental rights, not vice versa.

Natural law commands us to take care of all people, especially the vulnerable and oppressed:

This is not a minor issue: an authentic rule of law is verified precisely in the dignified treatment that all people deserve, especially the poorest and most marginalized. The true common good is promoted when society and government, with creativity and strict respect for the rights of all — as I have affirmed on numerous occasions — welcomes, protects, promotes and integrates the most fragile, unprotected and vulnerable

His Holiness explicitly calls out the chud circle of caring chart. If you post that chart to try to own the libs, you are announcing your failure to follow Christ:

Christian love is not a concentric expansion of interests that little by little extend to other persons and groups. In other words: the human person is not a mere individual, relatively expansive, with some philanthropic feelings! The human person is a subject with dignity who, through the constitutive relationship with all, especially with the poorest, can gradually mature in his identity and vocation.

JD Vance, Catholic "Convert" and opportunistic LARPer, has weighed in on the concept of ordo amoris, a supposedly a hierarchical ordering of whom you are supposed to care about. The His Holiness Pope Francis would like you all to know that JD Vance is r-slurred:

The true ordo amoris that must be promoted is that which we discover by meditating constantly on the parable of the "Good Samaritan" (cf. Lk 10:25-37), that is, by meditating on the love that builds a fraternity open to all, without exception.

He closes, asking us to live up to the example set by Jesus Christ, Son of God:

I exhort all the faithful of the Catholic Church, and all men and women of good will, not to give in to narratives that discriminate against and cause unnecessary suffering to our migrant and refugee brothers and sisters. With charity and clarity we are all called to live in solidarity and fraternity, to build bridges that bring us ever closer together, to avoid walls of ignominy and to learn to give our lives as Jesus Christ gave his for the salvation of all.

Reminder, if you are actually Catholic you must agree with the Pope. He speaks, literally, on behalf of Jesus Christ and Saint Peter. Various clout-seeking LARPers should stfu and make their own hateful religion.

!catholics !christians

Congratulations to the new Director of the FBI, @Kash_Patel! pic.twitter.com/JsANV0s9cP

— Dan Scavino (@Scavino47) February 20, 2025

I'm not a big starshit fan but this show is extremely kino. There's like two Chernobyl level monologues and the whole thing kicks off because the main character shoots two cops in the face for shaking him down and runs.

It's also written by Tony Gilroy and some other talent who worked on house of cards and stuff. There's a ton of pedigree behind it.

Not a fan of the music for this though. Hopefully they don't sell out to the extremely wingcucked part of the fanbase.

@Vegeta !gonks

Key takeaways

• 6 page manifesto on the cellphone, (not yet released), some of it "may be classified"

• ChatGPT was used for planning

• Was not on FBI radar

• Video of him preparing, pouring "racing fuel" on the back of the truck timestamp

• Frame by frame of the explosion timestamp

• 3 Bullet casings recovered, claims 2 burned out from heat, third fired from gun, AR Pistol and Desert Eagle timestamp

• He bought what he thought was Tannerite (it wasn't) timestamp

• kept a journal of people he thought were following him plus diary, excerpt included timestamp

• Initially planned to launch off the glass skyway at the Grand Canyon

• Manifesto timestamp

  • "mentions that he is super high on weed and drinking"

  • PTSD stuff

• What he asked ChatGPT timestamp

• GayTF starts talking, lets us know that an explosion did occur, great work buds timestamp

  • There's something here about 75 pounds of birdshot but I stopped paying attention

!coons

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