!goyslopenjoyers

A DJ named Megaphonix released a song sampling Hasan Piker and Trump from the debate where Trump claims the Haitians are eating dogs.

This goes viral in rightoid circles after a YouTuber named Benny Johnson retweets it. Megaphonix doesn't like this so he changes his name on his official music account to "Benny Johnson can eat shit" so that it shows up on his twitter.

Well, he can't change it back

After felting himself so unbelievably hard, he deleted the video and locked his socials, then retreats to his groomercord bunker where he comes up with an ingenious idea. He's going to be LITERALLY A SOCIALIST and put out a new song to make money off the chuds.

!chuds !r-slurs

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The problem is it's too believable! (954)

Oh stfu already. This "weird" campaign composed by left wing media corp is what is weird.Let the people vote the way they want to. (-130)

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Isn't he sarcastically saying this?  (9923)

yeah the leftie conspiracy theories are not helping our cause. (-50)

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Philosophical egoism is dumb (24)

I don't know what that means lol. I guess this is one of those things I'll just never learn about. shrugs (8)

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As a progressive who detests JD Vance, I hate these lies and bullshit "we" keep propagating. Everything about JD Vance and Trump is repugnant. There is absolutely no reason whatsoever to make up stories and intentionally take things out of context.We're supposed to be the people with the high ground. We need to act like it. REPORT THE TRUTH, IT'S WAY MORE DARNING THAN FICTION. (71)

The truth doesn't work though lmao. You tell someone anything darning about Trump and they don't care because they are desentized to the million other things he has done.Trump is such an anomaly because if you call him out on his weird shit, he just either refutes the claim or vaguely owns it. How much misinformation has he said? How many bullshit claims has he made? This shit doesn't touch him. It doesn't hurt them or their cause, because the maga's will lick his balls regardless.But being called weird?? Apparently that silly little comment DEEPLY offends them, as their whole agenda is being deeply afraid of anything "weird." And look how much has Trump and his cohort have insulted or demeaned others, or used misinformation. Heck, just look at the debate, he literally caused bomb threats due to his claims about migrants eating dogs. This shit is literally harmful.But oh no, the meanie Dem's are calling poor little him weird and saying his VP rented his dog!!! It's such a non issue ... (1)

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Few things: first it's always funny when people dive into post history the moment you don't go with the narrative. Did you find what you were seeking? Am I a "Russian bot" as so many Redditors will try and suggest? Second, How? How am I "trying to make him seem better"? I'm simply pointing out the obvious which is that anyone with a brain understands he's making a joke here. I'm making him seem better?And last, regarding "spread apathy"? Do you know what apathy is? How do I spread "apathy"? I want the opposite of apathy. I want people to be as invested in the outcome of this election as I am. Both parties are running evil authoritarians as their candidates. Can you tell me whichone is actually, genuinely opposed to war? Which one will stop the mass slaughter of innocents in Gaza? Which one will oppose our insane spending that has created $35 Trillion in debt, dooming us in the future? You should be furious at these people. You should be furious enough to refuse to vote for them. The... (-1)

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Taking obvious sarcasm and trying to paint it as serious is some really lame shit. We have so many clips of him being weird, uncomfortable, and stupid. There's no need to make up bad shit with this guy, he has already been saying and doing actual dumb shit on camera elsewhere (1)

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!khive

https://old.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/1foeouk/valve_announces_frog_protocols_to_bypass_slow/

https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/102534511

as you can see the usual pithy dismissal by the overmind trying to dissuade further discussion as long since outdated

https://old.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1fj1lre/diversity_takes_over_feudal_japan/

The losers from /r/greentext are the soyest version of losers enjoying the radical nature of 4chan, but only do so in the approved SAFE EDGY way

https://old.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1fj1lre/diversity_takes_over_feudal_japan/lnlpv6o/?context=8

And additionally, the Yasuske samurai bullshit has been far from clear as shitlibs have been showcasing - Dramatards, tell me has anyone had any new updates on this nonsense??

seems like the usual soys get overturned by normies every now and then

TL:DR it's because Heathcliffe should be darker skinned and is instead being played by a yt Australian. Also Margot is 7 years older than him but that's less dramatic so who cares?

It's nice to finally see the media getting woke to the wrong race topic.

Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi, known for starring in Barbie and Saltburn, are to join forces in a major new film adaptation of Wuthering Heights.

The Australian actors will play Catherine Earnshaw and Heathcliff in director Emerald Fennell's adaptation of the classic Emily Bronte novel, set on the tempestuous Yorkshire moors.

They may be two of Hollywood's hottest stars, and it may be one of the most enduring love stories ever written, but their casting has left many film fans unimpressed.

Some pointed out that Catherine is in her teens in the book, while Heathcliff is described in the novel, written in 1847, as "dark-skinned".

"White Heathcliff and 34-year-old Cathy, and they both look like they belong on Instagram. I'm obsessed," wrote TV and film critic Gavia Baker-Whitelaw, external.

kiwicels

https://old.reddit.com/r/h3h3productions/comments/1fp8l0h/alleged_onset_rape_at_the_mr_beast_show

ELLY-DATSAWT-ELLY-DATSAWT-DATSAWT-DATSAWT-DATSAWT-ELLY-DATSAWT-DATSAWT

Do they not realize that this will only aid people who dont really need it and only drive prices up for everything particularly housing/rental costs?

Poor /u/queennpink she doesn't understand what she's unveiled.

Realizing what trump did on January 6th as treason, has nothing to do with hate.

Forgiving them of their sins doesn't mean I should vote for them. I can only for one and that requires judgement. I will ask God's forgiveness on that.

I mean, one of those real humans is literally a male feminist who stole money from kids with cancer, but go off.

Sure, but forgiving someone doesn't necessarily mean trusting them again. For example, Trump plausibly SOLD NUCLEAR SECRETS TO FOREIGN ADVERSARIES and should not be trusted anywhere near the White House again

If I say Trump is a wicked ruler I'm using the same terminology that David used in the psalms. It's no virtue to be unable to name evil.

I believe that the choice is between mean tweets Trump and war crimes Kamala.

The thread is filled with way more removed comments you can probably find.

!anime !kino

Caroline Ellison, former chief executive officer of Alameda Research LLC, was sentenced Tuesday for helping Sam Bankman-Fried cover up FTX's fraudulent misuse of customer funds.

US District Judge Lewis Kaplan noted that he is allowed to show Ellison leniency for providing "substantial assistance to the government." He then confirmed that he always considered the maximum sentence she faced of 110 years to be "absurd," considering that Ellison had no inconsistencies in her testimony and fully cooperated with the government throughout their FTX probe.

"I've seen a lot of cooperators in 30 years," Kaplan said. "I've never seen one quite like Ms. Ellison."

No honor among thieves.

[Kaplan] called Bankman-Fried her "Kryptonite" because the FTX co-founder so easily exploited such a "very strong person."

[US attorney Damian] Williams praised Ellison as exceptionally forthcoming, even alerting the government to criminal activity that they didn't even know about yet. He also credited her for persevering as a truth-teller "despite harsh media and public scrutiny and Bankman-Fried's efforts to publicly weaponize her personal writings to discredit and intimidate her."

"The Government cannot think of another cooperating witness in recent history who has received a greater level of attention and harassment," Williams wrote.

Geez, the government is really trying to get in her pants.

This is Gerald. He grows giant vegetables. ⁦@reformparty_uk⁩ pic.twitter.com/3gkBmNQ7FJ

— Christopher Hope📝 (@christopherhope) September 20, 2024

!britbongs

For context Gerald is a boomer who has become popular amongst the wholesome chungus crowd for his posts about growing vegetables

But oh no 🚨🚨🚨 what's this! Gerald has been spotted at the Reform party conference, Britain's latest political party headed by

Some Facebook posts have also been found

@geraldstratfor3 what the frick man

— Auto Max 🇵🇸 (@AutoMaxRiso) September 20, 2024

@geraldstratfor3 you’d better have a darn good explanation for this

— Nick Schadegg (@nickschadegg) September 20, 2024

bro what the frick

— Fredda (@PunishedFredda) September 21, 2024

What the frick @geraldstratfor3?!?

— Proudy (@RProud89) September 21, 2024

Actually, frick this old man and his stupid vegetables

— Rob 🇵🇸 (@yogurtpiles) September 21, 2024

I refuse to believe our sweet Gerald knows who you are. Did you tell him you are a Nazi?

— Cheryl Price (@cpsocialprmgmnt) September 21, 2024

https://t.co/RUeKRMU31n pic.twitter.com/LAHKNxlg8s

— Babble (@Babble____) September 20, 2024

Oh Gerald you daft old frickhead https://t.co/uTPKHrh6jb

— 𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ (@Devon_OnEarth) September 20, 2024

I’ve been through a lot in life but this, this hurts Gerald, year ruined https://t.co/fEFg9863Ed

— Samantha (@itssamanthaaaa_) September 20, 2024

Oh no I saw this coming. Unfortunately old people are mostly self centred and evil and we give them passes because we infantilise them and their fricking veg. https://t.co/k8mcpIwBZ5

— R 🍉🦢 (@srarachl) September 20, 2024

Lock the old bastard up alongside every last one of his stupid vegetables for the rest of their sorry days and throw away the bloody key https://t.co/5sm8tegdCP

— Eyup Lovely (@eyuplovely) September 21, 2024

FRICK YOU OLD MAN LOCK UP ALL WHITE ENGLISH https://t.co/NXtVXQ4Wwz

— posting forever 🇵🇸 (@posting_forever) September 20, 2024

never liked him. ohh look at me my squash is big. frick you old man https://t.co/H6NUIKjcUD

— Mohammad (@MargBarAmerica) September 20, 2024

The evil of white nationalism can take hold of even in the purest of spirits it seems 😔 https://t.co/uqBTp4e4uT

— microplastics obliterator (@DiabolicalSpuds) September 21, 2024