Basically, one the first vtubers to1 begin in 2020 is now "graduating" in a sense she can make guest appearances in the future. Para-socials in shambles,

One redditor demands more info from Clover

https://old.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/1fl6b5z/cover_needs_to_be_clear_with_the_fans_on_this/

/vt/ having a fit

https://warosu.org/vt/thread/85593958

One user speaks the truth

Overall this is a huge event for para-socials that deserves more effort for a post.

From this video:

To all the non-Haitian residents of Springfield:

I was a highwayman

Along the coach roads, I did ride

With sword and pistol by my side

Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade

Many a soldier shed his lifeblood on my blade

The bastards hung me in the spring of twenty-five

But I am still alive

I was a sailor

I was borne upon the tide

And with the sea, I did abide

I sailed a schooner round the Horn to Mexico

I went aloft and furled the mainsail in a blow

And when the yards broke off they said that I got killed

But I am living still

I was a dam builder

Across the river deep and wide

Where steel and water did collide

A place called Boulder on the wild Colorado

I slipped and fell into the wet concrete below

They buried me in that great tomb that knows no sound

But I am still around

I'll always be around and around and around and around and around and around

I fly a starship

Across the Universe divide

And when I reach the other side

I'll find a place to rest my spirit if I can

Perhaps I may become a highwayman again

Or I may simply be a single drop of rain

But I will remain

I'll be back again and again and again and again and again and again

You won't have to worry about logistics, you press an app on your phone and a random dude shows up in 2 minutes. The money is tax free. You have this deal for life, meaning you can do it every day.

You've got to swallow as part of the deal. You're not allowed to give a half-butt blowjob, the men are compelled to be honest about your effort and if you give a half-butt BJ you wont get paid. Also, the guys have HIV, as part of this deal you can get STDs.

Not only that, but they're cramming the pets into tiny crates and wire mesh cages. They're confining the pets in hot sheds and making the pets breathe in their own feces.

They're cutting off the pets' eyes, beaks, and tails. They're mutilating the pets' backsides.

They're breeding the pets to grow so fast their organs don't work and their bones crack underneath their own weight. They're impregnating the pets over and over again until the pets can't walk.

They're taking the pets' babies and tying them to posts so they can't move. They're grinding down the pets' teeth. They're slicing into the pets' skulls with hot irons. They're crushing the pets' testicles. They're peeling off the pets' skins.

They're starving the pets for weeks at a time. They're drilling holes in the pets' heads. They're rubbing chemicals in the pets' eyes. They're crushing the pets' spines. They're electrocuting the pets. They're shoving the pets in the backs of trucks and driving them for 28 hours without food or water.

They're hanging the pets up by their hind legs, slitting the pets' throats, and letting the pets bleed out on the floor. They're shooting the pets. They're gutting the pets alive. They're boiling the pets. They're freezing the pets. They're crushing the pets and shredding them right after they're born. They're suffocating the pets in gas chambers. They're shutting off the air and overheating the pets until their organs fail and the pets die. They're gassing the pets because the pets aren't useful anymore.

And then they're eating the pets.

In Springfield, "they're" not eating the pets.

They're all eating the pets.

An account of growing up in Communist China in the 1960s. I'm only sharing it because it is the best thing I've ever read in my life.

It's really remarkable how her experience was so close to mine in some ways. I don't know what makes me feel I know her. Obviously growing up before smartphones and that. But it's more than that.

If anyone actually gives a shit, let me know.

!bharatiya !anime

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lol just because they support unions doesn't mean you can just ignore every other stupid thing they do. Have some common sense when you vote please and don't vote for them. The democrats pretend to care about unions until they're in office. Once they are in office that will be gone with the wind. (3)

You're the one who lacks common sense (-5)

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lol just because they support unions doesn't mean you can just ignore every other stupid thing they do. Have some common sense when you vote please and don't vote for them. The democrats pretend to care about unions until they're in office. Once they are in office that will be gone with the wind. (3)

You have no idea what you are talking about. Walz has been a dues-paying union member for decades, and their policies will actually help us, whereas Trump wants to enact Project 2025, have every state go RTW, and is against women's rights and LGBTQ rights. If you have a mother, a wife, a daughter, these things should matter to you. Voting red is voting AGAINST your own interests, unless you are just a racist who only cares about immigrants not being allowed in. (-8)

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It was basically open when Trump was in office, it's definitely open now. (5)

Fascinating. So, the Border Patrol no longer patrols the border or intercepts anyone? Why doesn't the media report this? (-5)

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Weird because her lack of tariffs is killing union jobs. Manufacturing plants are going downhill and having to lay people off and go to skeletal crews. Tire sector is so fricked up because of Biden and Harris. (3)

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Biden-Harris tried addressing the border crisis with a bipartisan bill but the orange 💩 told Speaker Johnson to kill it.Ever since Saint Ronnie in the mid 1980's until now (2024), the need for immigration reform legislation been talked about (similar to the way infrastructure was talked about) but never passed. So, in 2024, a bipartisan group of senators hashed a deal in the Senate. The bill was supported by several groups that typically align with Republicans, such as the U.S. Chamber of Commerce and the Wall Street Journal editorial board. The National Border Patrol Council, a union that represents about 18,000 border patrol agents, also endorsed the bill.Then the orange turd jumped in and told his MAGA crew in the Congress to shelve the bill. Why? Not because it's a bad bill but it would give the Bden/Harris team another accomplishment.So anyone having a problem with Biden's immigration policy need to ask their representatives in Congress why they will not support and pass the ha... (4)

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You have no idea what you are talking about. Walz has been a dues-paying union member for decades, and their policies will actually help us, whereas Trump wants to enact Project 2025, have every state go RTW, and is against women's rights and LGBTQ rights. If you have a mother, a wife, a daughter, these things should matter to you. Voting red is voting AGAINST your own interests, unless you are just a racist who only cares about immigrants not being allowed in. (-8)

I am a union member in a right to work state......we still have decent market share because we are better at our jobs, more professional, more knowledgeable, safer, and have hands available to get a job done. While voting red may be against the interests of our unions, voting blue is against the interests of our nation. Do you enjoy the 400% increase in groceries? The 60% increase in fuel costs? If your union sets the standard for quality, quantity, and pay in your area, whoever is president should have a negligible impact on your work. Non union isn't gonna get the job if they can't do the task at hand, and if they don't have anyone to do the task at hand. When trump was in office we had literally a couple handfuls of people in the bench. Businesses had money to spend, jobs to build. Now this past summer we had about 5% of the local without work, and Biden has a darn UA card. Plus shit I had more money to spend when I was a darn second year compared to now as a 5th year. I make twi... (3)

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Recently, I posted a thread on here about a Ribbit Rally neo-Nazi Trumptard circlejerk getting completely derailed by some extremely low-effort trollbait. This led to a thread on the Ribbit Rally about how "Reddit" was supposedly trying to raid them:

https://theribbitrally.org/qa2/res/11238.html (archived: https://archive.is/XJtiS)

It didn't take long for them to figure out who I was.

A really pathetic raid attempt on our site was then made by The Ribbit Rally shortbus:

https://rdrama.net/h/drama/post/300569/new-stonetoss-political-cartoon

https://rdrama.net/post/300369/typical-ribbit-rally-trump-neonazi-circlejerk/7024446#context

https://rdrama.net/post/300369/typical-ribbit-rally-trump-neonazi-circlejerk/7024465#context

https://rdrama.net/post/300369/typical-ribbit-rally-trump-neonazi-circlejerk/7024474#context

https://rdrama.net/post/300369/typical-ribbit-rally-trump-neonazi-circlejerk/7024793#context

https://rdrama.net/@MoonMetropolis/wall/comment/7024886#context

https://rdrama.net/@MoonMetropolis/wall/comment/7026321#context

Unsurprisingly, their raid attempt on us failed even more spectacularly than their raid attempts on the Sharty always do.

The /pol/ rejects of the Ribbit Rally swamp then, in true Anthony Hall fashion, started desperately pointing fingers and forming laughable conspiracy theories about me. Apparently, I'm some 4chan /a/ janitor who I've never even heard of, along with some Discord tranny who I also hadn't heard of until I saw him derailing the thread that I previously posted about:

https://theribbitrally.org/qa2/res/11331.html (archived: https://archive.ph/9KFC1)

i cracked the code...?

is Joshua Ryne Goldberg the cereanigger /a/ janitor?

cereanigger's description matches up with (((him))) perfectly.

i think we found our (((guy))).

Personally think that Joshua Ryne Goldberg is no other than (((shblwarrior))) actually

>jewish

>weab

>soicuck

its definitely him

…god emperor trump, please send this unholy creation to hell

Someone then posts a completely fake Discord screenshot (I don't even use Discord):

yup, just confirmed it

nice work /qa2/triots

NO FUCKING WAY AHAHAHAHAHAHA

NOT EVEN HIDING IT ANYMORE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KEEEEEEEK

The second conspiratard thread about me is even funnier, as it includes one person raising doubts and then immediately being shouted down by the rest of the retard pack:

https://theribbitrally.org/qa2/res/11366.html (archived: https://archive.is/Qc306)

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

new 'toss

wait a minute, Goldberg, no matter how kikey you think he is, was in jail for 9 years (2015-1April2024) meaning that in that time he could not possibly control the scheme. the screenshot is likely fake.

we're back to square one, but Goldberg is on watch for now.

A janny adds to the bottom of the post above:

it seems like you have been brain washed by kikery, i forgive you though

Others respond:

thats what (((they))) want you to think

everything in OP pic is real

Nobody else even doubts for a second that I was running a vast network of Discord sock accounts (and jannying on 4chan) from prison:

LMAOOOO

really gets your noggin jogging!

Truly, the Kamala Harris campaign - along with the worldwide Jewish conspiracy - must be absolutely quaking in their boots at the awesome power of this truly formidable army of hyperintelligent patriots. There can be no mistake about it: these men are kindred kike-krushing kommanos of the highest order.

!Jannies higher up than me, please pin (as of right now, I'm only a level 1 janny, so I don't have permission to pin anything other than betting threads). @Aevann, I demand my Marseybux for finding (and eventually stirring up) rightoid infighting, along with the Master Baiter badge.

!metashit !dramatards !nonchuds !pepe !jews !jidf !trolls !soyteens

I loves tacos y burritos but mostlys tacos.

Disclaimer: I don't know what Joe actually said because I'm not gonna watch this shit. Here's some seethe anyway:

The son of the police chief has apparently leaked the name of the suspect in the Trump golf course incident: Ryan Wesley Routh, a 60 year-old white man.

A quick scan of his Facebook shows he’s a COVID conspiracy theorist. pic.twitter.com/4pd4hGGM3F

— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) September 15, 2024

He's a former Trump voter that's super pro Ukraine and supports Haley and Vivek lmao. Amazing

There's some radical centrism mixed in here as well. Honestly you guys just have to read this dude feed because it is absolutely insane.

https://x.com/RyanRouth/

It seems like before Ukraine his pet project was some set of stairs(?) in Hawaii.

Dude was not well.

Real video of attempted Trump assassin choosing a political ideology:

!britbongs !bharatiya

!cuteandinvalid !lgbt How is your Saturday so far?????????????

I’m undergoing a “behavioral evaluation” by Valorant after their AI automatically flagged my account for harmful conduct.

Fuck this gay earth. pic.twitter.com/7nBnXvpJKX

— Nicholas J. Fuentes (@NickJFuentes) September 21, 2024

Replies are blaming the Jews.

The truth is antisemitic. Facts are antisemitic.

— Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis (@DrLoupis) September 21, 2024

.>plays game made by libtards and for libtards and

.>gets banned for sperging about and

.> how could I be banned? Clearly Jews did this

Busted flat in Baton Rouge, waitin' for a train

When I's feelin' near as faded as my jeans

Bobby thumbed a diesel down, just before it rained

And rode us all the way into New Orleans

I pulled my harpoon out of my dirty red bandana

I's playin' soft while Bobby sang the blues

Windshield wipers slappin' time, I's holdin' Bobby's hand in mine

We sang every song that driver knew

Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose

Nothin', don't mean nothin' hon' if it ain't free, no-no

And feelin' good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues

You know feelin' good was good enough for me

Good enough for me and my Bobby McGee

From the Kentucky coal mine to the California sun

There Bobby shared the secrets of my soul

Through all kinds of weather, through everything we done

Yeah, Bobby baby, kept me from the cold

One day up near Salinas, Lord, I let him slip away

He's lookin' for that home, and I hope he finds it

But, I'd trade all of my tomorrows, for one single yesterday

To be holdin' Bobby's body next to mine

Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose

Nothin', and that's all that Bobby left me, yeah

But feelin' good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues

That feelin' good was good enough for me, mmm-hmm

Good enough for me and my Bobby McGee

La-da-da, la-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da-da-da

La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, Bobby McGee, yeah

La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da

La, la-la-la-da-da- Bobby McGee, oh yeah

La-da-da, la-da-da, la, da-da, la, da-da

La-da-da, la-da-da, la-di-da

Hey now, Bobby now, now Bobby McGee, yeah

Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord, lo-da-da, na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na

Hey now, Bobby now, now Bobby McGee, yeah

Well, I wanna call him my lover, call him my man

I said, I call him my lover, did the best I can, come on

Hey now, Bobby now, hey now Bobby McGee, yeah

Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, oh

Hey-hey-hey, Bobby McGee, Lord

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When I see memes like OP's, I get the impression that anarchists have the exact same naive mentality as 19th century Marxists did, before their ideology was ever put to the test by the Paris Commune or Lenin."Like, man, if we just get rid of the bourgeoisie state, then everyone would just be chill and everyone would be free to pursue free development of all free market entrepreneurship in our classless stateless society. We've got nothing to lose but our chains governments."It's just so hopelessly naive. I can't believe dudes in their 40s have this childish mentality. (-1)

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Anarchy: All of the evils of statism but with the added benefit of nobody to point at (-1)

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Capitalism is also a guarantee that vast amounts will be stolen, So what's the point? (-1)

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Government is a guarantee that one set of criminals will defaud you all the time, kidnap and injure a small minority of its own population on occasion, and kill a yet smaller minority of that population on occasion.Governments control gigantic territories, and weak ones have wide swathes of that territory where rival sets of criminals flout their authority and do as they please to the locals - which often includes a lot more killing, injury, kidnapping and stealing per capita than the alternative they displaced. If a government is only capable of persecuting civilians and not rival sets of criminals in its own borders, it is called anarcho-tyranny in the minor form and warlordism in the metastasized form. By that metric, America today is a weak nation, certainly weaker than it was in 1970, and certainly weaker than many famous nations (eg. Japan, China, Singapore), but not so weak as Warlord Era China, modern Sudan, Somalia, etcetera.Anarchy is a guarantee that not only will one set... (0)

We can make it 100% punished.You even think that the State is a criminal entity. Why do you want to be ruled by people who violate the 10 commandments? Not even Jesus Christ would have wanted a Christian Commonwealth to be one where the leaders steal from their subjects; Jesus is the king of kings yet did not steal from anyone.Washington D.C. conducts a literal impoverishment campaign: 2% price inflation goal is literal impoversihment.Can you tell me why Hamburg was undisturbed by constant raids in the HRE and why trade happened well within the HRE? Roads were successfully funded in spite of the decentralized order.Statism is constant war, only that the subjects have no recourse. (1)

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Government is a guarantee that one set of criminals will defaud you all the time, kidnap and injure a small minority of its own population on occasion, and kill a yet smaller minority of that population on occasion.Governments control gigantic territories, and weak ones have wide swathes of that territory where rival sets of criminals flout their authority and do as they please to the locals - which often includes a lot more killing, injury, kidnapping and stealing per capita than the alternative they displaced. If a government is only capable of persecuting civilians and not rival sets of criminals in its own borders, it is called anarcho-tyranny in the minor form and warlordism in the metastasized form. By that metric, America today is a weak nation, certainly weaker than it was in 1970, and certainly weaker than many famous nations (eg. Japan, China, Singapore), but not so weak as Warlord Era China, modern Sudan, Somalia, etcetera.Anarchy is a guarantee that not only will one set... (0)

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We can make it 100% punished.You even think that the State is a criminal entity. Why do you want to be ruled by people who violate the 10 commandments? Not even Jesus Christ would have wanted a Christian Commonwealth to be one where the leaders steal from their subjects; Jesus is the king of kings yet did not steal from anyone.Washington D.C. conducts a literal impoverishment campaign: 2% price inflation goal is literal impoversihment.Can you tell me why Hamburg was undisturbed by constant raids in the HRE and why trade happened well within the HRE? Roads were successfully funded in spite of the decentralized order.Statism is constant war, only that the subjects have no recourse. (1)

By whom?All states are criminal organizations because they engage in crime by their very nature. Any organized minority appointed to administer a population is in fact a state. And yes, gangs are just mini-states with fuzzy borders.If you dissolve a state, you don't get nothingness where civil society can prosper without the burden of taxation, you get a power vacuum that will be colonized by mini-states, who will then proceed to conquer each other until they become "proper" states.Would I rather be ruled by 1 tyrant a thousand miles away (not counting his army of henchmen, most of whom are even further away) or by 50 tyrants within ten miles (whose henchmen are all very close as well)? Hard to figure out.You know, I usually sneer at reddit atheists, but in this case I gotta ask, if your sky daddy doesn't enforce penalties on you at any point prior to the afterlife, then of what use is he as a king, as a protector of men? Myths do not make power - people make myths to justify power.... (0)

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I know this is a joke to you but even if he was a rapist he should rot in jail forever and never be forgiven. Don’t give a fuck if he realized his mistakes, or turned feminist. too little too late

— Hellokittystan (@ASeokjinnie) September 8, 2024

it started with this

Whyyyyy

That man did a LOT to break his bad behavior. He used to be a raypist, but in prison, he realized his mistake and became a male feminist. He deserves to have this for sacrificing and doing so much to correct his mistake.

— PoopNeighborHitler69studios.ThereWillBeGroypage (@WLsonline) September 8, 2024

srsly check out this whole thread its gold