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r/Teachers in Shambles After Anti-Woke EO

					
					

Trump banned indoctrination in education, resulting in shit jokes and some sneeding from r-slurs like these:

This is precisely why I, a closeted transgender grad student a year away from my teaching certificate, have been contemplating unaliving myself. There is no way I can legally and safely be happy in this lifetime anymore.

It's not worth it with legal avenues removed, never able to change documents, being discriminated against and witch-hunted.

Should do it, and is an unironic threat to children.

Scary stuff for a Health teacher because I actually do teach about sexuality and gender. It's not my whole job, but it is part of it, and the curriculum we use is very lgbtq+-friendly.

Wonder where parents are getting the idea that gays are out to indoctrinate their kids into being gay... :marseywrongthink:

The sub has a few posts on this shit, it got some insane "im such a dramatic hero" posters and a few breaking that circlejerk to actually comment on why the EO happened.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Teachers/comments/1id7zua/update_to_my_previous_post_the_executive_order_on/?sort=controversial

I hope my trans students know I'll go down swinging for them :/ i hate that shits gone backwards since i was in highschool, we got to celebrate gay marriage being legalized and obama and biden running through the whitehouse with pride flags. They get to experience being fear mongered scapegoats for people to direct their misguided hate towards, all with the guise of "protecting kids". Just wait for those suicide rates to go up higher.

Trans kids are not the result of him pushing them in that direction at all, totally normal development...

We need a national walkout. ASAP. Between the immigration bullshit and the trans students, they want to turn us all into deliverers of a different sort of indoctrination that doesn't value, honor, or respect the individual rights of our students, and will absolutely turn us into criminals for being safe spaces.

Literally the next MLK in the making bros

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Wake up babe, new city-destroying asteroid threat just dropped :dinover:

2024 YR4 is an asteroid recently discovered by scientists in Chile (it's not the flying Tesla "asteroid", this one is legit). It is an "Apollo-type" near-Earth object that crosses our planet's orbit.

This week, scientists learned it had a 1.2%-1.6% chance of hitting Earth on 22 December 2032.

:dino#ver:

At a diameter of between 40 and 100 metres (130 and 330ย ft), an impact with the ground could release approximately 8 megatons of destructive energy.

https://media.tenor.com/Wz6r_-CYusQAAAAx/nuclear-catastrophic.webp

For reference, that is 533 times the bomb at Hiroshima and more than double the maximum yield of a US Navy Trident II ICMB.

All this places 2024 YR4 at a troubling 3 (out of 10) on the Torino Scale of impact hazards. It is the only non-0 threat, and the second highest ever recorded, exceeded only briefly in 2004 by 99942 Apophis before closer observations revealed that asteroid would not hit Earth.

https://media.tenor.com/31-wuObQ9rUAAAAx/apophis-stargate.webp

So that is the bad news. Ready for the good news?

Calculations by NASA and the ESA show that 2024 YR4's "risk corridor" (where it would hit) doesn't pose a threat to anywhere important.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738362061Tl39wSfFYMG3EA.webp

Other sources:

https://www.esa.int/Space_Safety/Planetary_Defence/ESA_actively_monitoring_near-Earth_asteroid_2024_YR4

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_YR4

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I've been a US Government employee for almost 25 years. We had our "Return to Office" meeting today. They have even gotten rid of episodic/situational telework. I have two kids in braces and one of them is in counseling twice a month. I was hoping they would still let us work partial days off but they aren't. I'm going to have to take a full day off every time one of them has an appointment. I don't know how I'm going to do this. I'm also in the process of getting divorced and I can't even get their dad to do the dishes so he's not going to help just to punish me.

From her post history:

>landlord

:chadbasedcapy2#:

>"plus sized"

:marseyradfem#:

>witchesvspatriarchy poster

:marseywitch2#:

The comments:

By looking at your post history and I quote " I have always been a fiscal conservative" so you can see how you created this problem no? What do you expect us to do about it ?

:soyredditsmugcomputer#:

I didn't vote for Trump if that is what you're asserting. I have never voted for a Republican actually. I support policies that make sense. Not talking out of both sides of your head. One side says "save money" and the other side says "and we will rent more office space or pay for people to relocate if we have to just to make people come in".

Trump is the cumination of years of work done by Republicans to undermine our democracy, from gerrymandering districts to the push for anti abortion rights that started over 40 yrs ago just because you didn't vote for one Republican doesn't mean you didn't help put him in the white house. And now you come to us whining about your problems. I for one do not feel a bit sorry for you. You have been anti government for most of your life while sucking at the government tit for the last 25 yrs. About time you found out what side your bread was buttered on.

:smugjak#:

Ooooo looks like the leopards are eating well here

:soyjakdancing2#:

These reddittors are so annoying, I almost feel bad for the OP.

Why aren't there more women @$$@$!n$

:marseyglow2#:

Silver Lining folks. Just to clarify, I am a veteran, was a GS-8 for 3 years. I know work for the State. There will be a revolution. There will be a mounted push back. Hang in there. Find good leadership in the shadows and STAY TOGETHER!

:marseyrevolution#:

I'm so sorry. The Nazis are literally in charge now.

:wingcucks#:

The purpose of this is to get federal employees to quit just know that. They're trying to make this a very difficult situation

(In particular, to get women to quit)

This is it right here. Once again women will be forced to decide between economic leverage and their children.

Christo-fascism requires strict gender roles/hierarchy. We'll see a lot more of this kind of sh%t over the next four years.

:marseywitch2#:

Preach. It's too often women who have to sacrifice their careers for their families.

yep, my male coworkers would rush off to happy hour to brownnose the bosses while my female coworkers rushed home to get their kids from daycare. guess who gets considered for the promotions?

:marseychonkerfoidindignant2#:

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-04 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅDear Americans. You will NEVER be forgiven./r/AskCanada (52K)47%20248
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜Voting eligible Americans who deliberately abstained in the 2024 ge.../r/AskReddit (52M)69%16719
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜The entire area around The White House is blocked off and restricted./r/pics (32M)62%10134
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜The Best Way To Talk With A Fascist/r/theviralthings (173K)63%3745
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜How can I, 20F, best handle misogynistic comments from my 20M boyf.../r/Advice (2M)56%1681
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜My husband's Trump obsession has turned our home into a MAGA shrine.../r/stories (484K)60%1351
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜MAGA and Pro Trump restaurants to avoid?/r/ChicagoSuburbs (197K)61%1377
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Karoline Leavitt out the INSANE priorities of USAID over the years:.../r/XGramatikInsights (124K)59%1030
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜This is why I elected Donald J. Trump. Shut the IRS and Intelligenc.../r/conspiracy (3M)59%897
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Canada folded in a day./r/conspiracy (3M)54%698

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜Dear Americans. You will NEVER be forgiven./r/AskCanada (52K)47%20248
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Does anyone have a list of MAGA companies to not support?/r/Kirkland (8K)56%364
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜WY AA Bill allowing CRNAs to Supervise AAs passes Senate 29-2/r/srna (7K)46%129
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Canadians - if you feel the need to cancel your order VS is accomod.../r/VinegarSyndromeFilms (8K)54%141
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜The Best Way To Talk With A Fascist/r/theviralthings (173K)63%3745
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Local businesses to avoid?/r/Durango (10K)53%115
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Florida Panthers in the Oval Office/r/FloridaPanthers (35K)57%485
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜For anyone who can't make it to gump let's head downtown here/r/MobileAL (32K)50%353
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Snyderverse parallels. Brilliantly written and flawlessly executed..../r/SnyderCut (21K)56%252
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Am I a loser for playing Video games/r/AskGames (45K)52%468

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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USAID funded homosexuality in gaming
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BREAKING :marseybongcop: | local Marsey terrorised with explosive trap :marseymushroomcloud:| Elected officials desperately covering it up :marseyschizowall:

TLDR: Parish councillor rigs explosive trap for cat. The townsfolk seem reluctant to even speak about it

Honest to god had two coworkers spout "Elon is a Nazi" and they act like they honestly believe it. Incredibly childish and beyond immature. Say you don't like the guy, sure, whatever, but I think to accuse anyone of nazism these days is truly ๐Ÿšฌ behavior of the worst most normie order. Words simply have no meaning anymore.

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The real reason why the NBA is dying.
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Bard spotting on Bluesky 08 February 2025 :marseyrandom:

Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

Be valid and ping ! bardfinn for something worthwhile or create a new thread.

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Some music while you read:

and/or the original:

(ctrl + v):

Zizian Murdercult summary, for those out of the loop

I know a bunch of people who were involved or adjacent, including someone who accidentally got some footage.

The summary below is based on talking to these people, looking at court documents, reading blog posts, etc. (I was also at the protested CFAR reunion and knew Daniel)

More info at the bottom (especially for journ*lists who would like interviews)

Pre-2019

Curtis Lind allows people to live in trailers and containers on his Vallejo, CA property, initially offering affordable housing to artists, woodworkers, and electricians. Over time, some tenants stop paying rent and are later referred to as "The Cult" by neighbors. The cult consists of Ziz (Jack LaSota), Emma Borhanian, Somni (Alexander Leatham), and Gwen Danielson.

Separately, at some point Ziz attends a workshop by CFAR, which is a nonprofit focusing on behavioral psychology and AI.

2019

November 2019: CFAR bans Ziz and Gwen from their alumni reunion, partly due to fears of violence.

November 2019: Ziz, Emma, Somni and Gwen protest at the reunion with accusations of bad decision theory (it's complicated) and transphobia. (All four of them are trans).

The protestors get arrested for blocking entrances (while there are children on the grounds) and wearing Guy Fawkes masks. They're released on bail.

2021

August 2021: Ziz advocates for "airlocking" (a sci-fi term for killing) various people in blog comments and claims many people seek "suicide by Ziz." Ziz runs a blog which appears to be the primary attractor for this community. They claim that people have two hemispheres, and are either non-good, single-good, or double-good (very rare, which Ziz herself is). Ziz advocates for a ruthlessly enforced altruism towards all living creatures, and to follow the principle that it's never valid to surrender. She promotes the punishment of "non-good" people, particularly those who are not vegans.

2022

February 2022: Jamie Zajko, a close friend of Ziz, claims that Ziz threatens to kill Jamie, if Jamie does not kill Jamie's girlfriend and provide proof of it.

April 2022: Gwen Danielson, one of the protestors, stops appearing for court hearings, and their lawyer suggests they have died.

July 2022: A different friend of this group commits suicide and cites ideas from Ziz's blog in their suicide note. Ziz appears to suggest their ideas caused the suicide.

August 2022: Ziz fakes her own death in a boating accident and stops showing up to court hearings. The Coast Guard conducts a search for her, but finds no body. An obituary is released.

November 2022: Emma Borhanian is killed by Curtis Lind during a violent altercation at his Vallejo property. Somni stabs Lind with a sword, and Lind shoots both Somni and Emma. Lind is stabbed dozens of times and loses an eye. Lind's account is that they had been threatening him for some time, and one day requested he come fix a leak. They hit him from behind, and when he woke up they were attempting to cut off his head (he has scarring consistent with this claim). He then shot Emma and Somni in self defense. His friend claims upon entering the trailer afterwards he found surgical equipment and chemicals he believes were intended to dissolve Lind's body. Somni and Suri Dao are arrested. Ziz and Gwen are seen at the scene, alive. It seems likely Gwen had faked their own death earlier to escape court appearances, much as Ziz had.

November 2022: Somni attempts to escape from jail (twice).

2023

January 2, 2023: Richard and Rita Zajko are found dead from homicide in their Pennsylvania home from gunshot wounds. Their daughter Jamie Zajko was associated with Ziz, and we suspect the homicide was an attempt to gain money (several million dollars) from inheritance. Police also suspect Ziz is involved in the murder. Police also suspect Daniel Blank, an associate of Ziz, is involved in the murder. Blank has not been seen since and we suspect he's dead.

January 13, 2023: Ziz is arrested in Pennsylvania for "obstructing administration of law" and "disorderly conduct." Ziz eventually makes bail (in June) and stops showing up to court. We suspect that the arrest was indirectly related the murders, and that the police didn't have enough evidence to make a full charge.

2025

January 17, 2025: Curtis Lind (who was set to serve as the primary witness in his assault case) is stabbed to death outside his Vallejo property. A man named Maximilian Snyder is later arrested for this murder. The previous year, he applied for a marriage license with a woman named Teresa Younblut, who was in contact with Ziz.

January 20, 2025: Teresa Youngblut and a man named Felix Baukholt are stopped while driving by U.S. Border Patrol in Vermont. They end up in a shootout, and Baukholt and a border patrol agent dies. Police find tactical gear, firearms, and burner laptops in the car. According to the police, an unnamed person who purchased the firearms used in this shooting is also a suspect in the Pennsylvania Zajko murders. We think this is likely to be Jamie Zajko, given that the shooting is in the same town that Jamie Zajko has a registered address (Coventry, Vermont).

That's it so far. We still don't know the whereabouts of the people in this story who aren't either dead or in custody, and we sort of expect them to continue doing murders.

1. If you're a journ*list and want to get in contact with people around the community/rationalist scene who knows the people involved, you can fill out this form and your contact info will be shared around our networks

2. My friend, trying to interview Lind about something else, ended up getting a bunch of footage of him talking about the attack. If you're a journ*list or documentarian interested in this footage, please reach out to him here

3. The above timeline is collected from sources the community has accumulated here.

It also has some high-confidence guesses made by people familiar with those involved. Please doublecheck all claims yourself.

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/r/Movies :marseynooticeglow: About The :marseytrain2: Movie

					
					

And yet, despite all of this, the Academy is showering the film with nominations. It's disheartening to see how -actual- Mexican films, with authenticity and cultural accuracy, don't receive this level of recognition. Instead, we get a film that diminishes the importance of language and cultural representation, all for the sake of style over substance. Imaging making an Italian language movie where Brad Pitt keeps his Italian in "Inglorious Basterds" not as a comedy but as a serious drama, that was this movie. A joke.

:marseylaugh#:

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Why doesn't Kaitlyn Clark play against Lebron

					
					

HIGHLY

EDUCATED

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[NO DRAMA] Redditor dunks on Starbucks wagies by showing off their big house and shiny car :marseystarbucks: :marseywagie:

					
					

EDIT: OP IS A MOID!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738236407ux1DyDwueS6ypw.webp

No drama but it just seemed funny to me, like why are you humblebragging on Reddit to a bunch of minimum wage wagies?

Also what the frick is up with that house? Why does it have two garages?

https://old.reddit.com/r/Homebuilding/comments/1hgjwyz/we_are_almost_there/

OP also sucks at parking:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738236643jrnX4-hSJWBgWQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738236644DIshhZP1A1_m_Q.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/HummerEV/comments/1g343jk/i_pulled_the_trigger_this_weekend/

She posts to /r/ebayselleradvice so I assume she's a stay at home wife with a rich husband.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738236644LWsaxUqwoEdysA.webp

She really loves humblebragging

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738236644UkxZOJA20TEWIQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738236660r5bmeW0GhGdv1w.webp

And she has some Karen story that I didn't read:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Diesel/comments/1eb968p/i_know_we_all_have_had_bad_experiences_at/

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being a sensitive young woman is torture

					
					

i'm at my big firm corporate girlboss job and one of my coworkers said something about grad school - i missed a deadline last month, guess that's a sore spot for me - and i just started crying. tried to hold it in but all i managed were tears silently sliding down my face. had to slip out after a minute when it didn't stop.

literally been slinking around the office and hiding in the bathroom for an hour trying to stop crying. once, i thought i was in the clear, but when i put my hand on the doorknob to the meeting room it started up again.

i'm so annoyed because i'm a totally competent person otherwise. i'm not even really ""emotional"", like i stay pretty girlboss professional eloquent deadpan all the time - which makes it even worse when i turn into a blubbery red-eyed swollen-faced mess.

all my life i've been someone who cries at the drop of a hat - in elementary school, during ballet class, at parties, etc etc. one of my exes would get so mad at me when i cried and accuse me of doing it to derail whatever stupid fight we were having and make him feel bad. i kept swearing i wasn't doing it on purpose and i tried my best not to cry but he never believed me. i do try!! i hate crying. it's embarrassing and it's a waste of my time. i'm missing an important meeting right now :( i have to go collect my laptop that's been sitting there abandoned. what do i even say? nothing? say my tummy was upset?

Good lord this woman is a MESS. Someone casually mentioned grad school and it caused her to cry for the rest of the fricking day.

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!bookworms last week GRRM wrote an update on the new HBO schlock adaptation of his Dunk & Egg novellas.

Did I just read the words "Finish" and "Winds" in the same sentence? Am I dreaming? George? Are you promising me personally that WINDS OF WINTER will be complete by end of fiscal year 2025? In time for the holidays? Did you say that? I'm just going to go around believing that now.

OMG, A TWOW MENTION :#soyjakwow:

I can feel some new year optimism from George. I'm super excited for the Dunk and Egg adaptation, it looks good.

THIS TIME FOR REAL GUYS

https://old.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/1icwbb4/am_i_crazy_for_believing_grrm_about_twow_spoilers/

No. The super-cynical posture some people take here that he's not working on it at all, is some kind of fraud, etc. is just a perverse form of copium. It's just a way for people to not get their hopes up. It's pretty obvious that he's trying to get it done but he's slow, it's hard, and he has a lot of other things going on. But it's pretty obvious that he's been working on it and probably has a ton of material at this point. What that means about him being close to an actual release date or anything like that is less clear.

Asoiafbros, will Dany finally leave Westeros? Will Ser Robert Strong kill the faith of the cucks champion? Is Aegon fake? Is the pink letter real?

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https://old.reddit.com/r/whatisit/comments/1i7brmc/what_is_this_person_doing_in_my_yard/m8jcss1/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/whatisit/comments/1i7brmc/what_is_this_person_doing_in_my_yard/m8jla3g/?context=8


https://old.reddit.com/r/whatisit/comments/1i7brmc/what_is_this_person_doing_in_my_yard/m8jtb4f/?context=8

:directlypointingsoyjak: have YOU got kids and responsibilities :directlypointingsoyjak:


https://old.reddit.com/r/whatisit/comments/1i7brmc/what_is_this_person_doing_in_my_yard/m8jsjv4/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/whatisit/comments/1i7brmc/what_is_this_person_doing_in_my_yard/m8jo457/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/whatisit/comments/1i7brmc/what_is_this_person_doing_in_my_yard/m8jj26c/?context=8


Surveyor sub note with hilarity how often people who don't know or understand the survey industry react with suspicion against strangers like surveyor strags on their turf :marseyunamused:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Surveying/comments/1i7dq9v/lets_hear_your_best_response_to_inquisitive/

"Can I help you?"

"No."

"..."

"..."

https://old.reddit.com/r/Surveying/comments/1i7dq9v/lets_hear_your_best_response_to_inquisitive/m8ju4sk/?context=8

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Meme :marseytrans2:
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This is the most female Reddit thread I've ever read.

https://old.reddit.com/r/starbucksbaristas/comments/1ibmuqn/iced_cherry_chai/

Also average /r/starbucksbaristas logic:

https://old.reddit.com/r/starbucksbaristas/comments/1ibtwsk/double_standard_is_crazy/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738054453F1-Yso-KWFuwEA.webp

"Why should anyone donate to a homeless charity that will support them when they could just hang out in my Starbucks all day and overdose on heroin in the bathroom?"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17380545505q0xDWy6HQFwkQ.webp

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r/theadamfriedlandshow is banned

					
					
					
	

				
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EFFORTPOST Let's Play Civ4: Dawn of Civilization Cute twinks Part 8: HUGE FRICKING WAR :marseyoldguard: :marseyoldguard: :marseyoldguard:

We're playing the turboneurodivergent Dawn of Civilization mod for Civilization IV that replicates world history. :marseyfluffy: !g*mers

Part 1 :marsey300: Part 2 :marseymarmotroman: Part 3 :marseypope:

Part 4 :marseybarbarian: Part 5 :marseycrusader: Part 6 :marseyluther:

Part 7 :marseypilgrim:


The first World Congress takes place in Regensburg. The biggest civilizations can request a city change hands.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005662UV_HgBvEoQLQpw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005662qplU1Apo47WWGQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005662qUtqWgml1cE9TQ.webp

I select Roha, because Ethiopia has pissed me off all game

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005662L4lB5DkhLPRhZQ.webp

Sure :marseyshrug:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005662t--799JADi3Mhw.webp

:marseyprotestno:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005662lkPifxUmDYEOSQ.webp

Sure :marseyshrug:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005662fylNA6A8hnQ5EQ.webp

:marseyprotestno:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005662fSchtILAH_9cgg.webp

Don't care :marseyshrug:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005662Z2aFkzt3DSxrRw.webp

:marseyprotestno:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005663JINd1Pwhpf0HoQ.webp

:marseyprotestno:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005663YXrItqPbwuzQuQ.webp

Yes :marseyagreefast:

Voting is done. Final results:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005663OHv_2RAcXLWwMQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005663xQKip5cCN9oLqA.webp

Our only loss is our vassal French colony of Speightstown in Barbados. Not all that important. Is it really necessary to start a world war over it?

:marseyprotestyes#:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005663HpRHfDuYkey-NQ.webp

The benefit is everyone attacked me, so I get no diplomatic penalties for declaring war on them. I'm ready for a fight :marseypunching: Ethiopia, Portugal, Russia, and Japan are my enemies.

Holy Rome did NOT attack me. Wise choice :marseypipe:


I am HAPPY to finally fight Ethiopia

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737057803sV_V8nWef8eBCw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737051651HZ4QyqNiS1sqmQ.webp

Alula Engida falls in the defense of the city.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737058225gdGiBWYDenic0Q.webp

Once I've taken Aksum their stability starts to tank.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737057803uZ1MZh2fYj18PQ.webp

It's got some nice stuff so I'll probably keep it.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737057803SAO7tHBTvCJi0A.webp

I allow for peace, they're probably fukt anyway.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737040267wSszkmWG8YxNcg.webp

I have a little army I've been keeping in my pocket off the coast of Morocco ready for the American Revolution, they can take out Portugal instead

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737040267sZl5Ofg0D4QXOQ.webp

Lisbon doesn't have SHIT for defenses :marseydicklet:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737040268XfVjNYGGYDrPUw.webp

I don't even have to do anything, Spain sweeps in and claims it. They earned it. :marseyagree:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737040269D0DcatudT-x1vw.webp

I set my eye on Portugal's Brazilian colonies instead

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737040269f03VdnbJPyhYbA.webp

But by the time I get there the've collapsed :platylol:

:portugalitsover#:

This army can go to Japan instead.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737048696YK2Sr9rIbuH9DQ.webp

I'm able to take Nagasaki but don't have enough troops to push further in, and the Japanese start taking out my boats. They'll have to be reinforced later.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370751637N9Y4z_KnPImtQ.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370634607dxsiop6jlDuWg.webp

In Rhye's and Fall Russia's power was "General Winter" which hurt any invading armies. Would've made for a fun challenge but they no longer have this.

I have a very old but huge assault army in Mesopotamia, I want to sneak them up to surprise Russia

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737039794xDOVNHlGxgDaUw.webp

This won't work because Iran won't let me through :marseymad:

Alternate route:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737039794JXgN3mTwK5Ga0w.webp

Notice that I can actually see past the fog of war on the map to these cities now with espionage because I've researched electricity. :marseyplugged:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737040851qve0dquTNYn7vg.webp

Iran is also one of the few civs totally dark on the map, they actually have strong antiespionage. :hmm:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737041543_RBztCZAz9Eo6g.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737039794g03t7ykiY7JN8g.webp

Russia is guarded by Stelets, who start with City Garrison.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737039793vMfrx1h2y2wwdQ.webp

But I have Grenadiers :marseyakbar: These guys ROCK in DoC

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737039793tyqMhGA2kPakaw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737039793yJ3GvbJdSTU3lA.webp

Starting with City Raider, two promotions gets them City Raider III AND they get collateral damage

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737039793lh04hKaEu1_nxg.webp

My French vassals hold Tarnopol, I was worried I would have to protect them but they have a pretty solid army in there. I'm so proud of them :marseyfrenchpat:

Russia is soon willing to surrender Kyiv/Kiev/Kevin

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737049969U6lPCK__e2tpKg.webp

:marseyno: I don't think so. They're capitulating.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370486932uhxmfksMQ9Gpg.webp

Our first female Great General is born during the Russian push, Albia Domenica

I told @Ubie last game I would actually have the next general fight in the field, this will be especially advantageous if I get the Brandenberg Gate wonder up.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370486959urFjgnK_8Oigw.webp

The problem with using Great Generals in the field base game is that the risk of losing them at 90% odds over battle after battle is just too great. Most often the AI only uses them like this as a last ditch chance to defend a city, as Ethiopia did. Brandenberg Gate actually incentivizes you to sacrifice them.

I start working on it in Pella, Greece

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737048695dJ3JkqI5b6OIZQ.webp

You may have noticed but I'm lightyears ahead of schedule in technology so I'm really getting crazy with wonders. The Eiffel Tower was just built in Rome with the Statue of Liberty next. Eiffel Tower is super helpful for moar Golden Ages

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737048696i68Fl8SLFnyfmA.webp

I'm going to start one now to support the army and get the Brandenberg Gate up. I'm starting to face a recession anyways.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737051652nD8Ua1uHMB3ZzA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737048695_nsSOEY68BwV0g.webp

I've also built Chapultepec Castle, further enhancing Padua as a military powerhouse. Units start pumping out with Leadership and three promotions out of the gate :peperun:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370573905cAr0chNpimIZw.webp


In the midst of all this fricking Morocco declares independence

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737051651d4mJ-Ge-VavQOA.webp

:marseyprotestno#: :marseyprotestno#: :marseyprotestno#:

Around this time foreign occupied nations start to secede. It was probably a toss up which one would. This could have been worse, but I definitely want to take Morocco back. Marrakesh is my naval center. :marseysailor:

They have a pretty srs army tho :chudconcerned: Albia is gonna be the one to go down and fight them.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737051651Tmut3MxkQO9mpA.webp

We need to get Brandenberg Gate up faster for this so I send my Great Engineer Celer.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737057285b35xm6976wDljg.webp

I'm wasting some hammers here but it's worth it.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737063013ACA2Jazol-wpQg.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/173706301262EBSNJ4jdMHOA.webp

Albia's army arrives as the Moroccans advance to Yglgl

No idea what this city is by the way. If anyone else ever decides to look they're going to find my playthrough :marseyfluffy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737063012jUuyzMD3GtlPZQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370630102OqmDz_icRm-fg.webp

Try as I might to send Albia towards certain doom, she's repeatedly successful.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737063010lx0jeVzqJS3pyw.webp

Hey WTF. One of my really really old Roman Legion units joined Morocco

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737063011lyWDC4-CHJy5ZQ.webp

Death to traitors :marseyshooting:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370658865_KlS9a5p0f2GQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737065887zbNtl8EzQHNU8Q.webp

Finally, in the assault on Shigan Albia falls

Previously, the combat experience to my next next Great General was 66

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737065887WbZOI_ZFz7K82Q.webp

Thanks to Brandenberg Gate, once she dies it drops to 25

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737065887tn6eUZBKfthX6w.webp

We'll get another general in no time :marseysalutearmy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737069652clDFHqKbjFq-sA.webp

Marrakesh falls

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370710061Lo2s4H2C1_ltA.webp

:marseyflagmoroccogenocide#:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737069653ytAqDBCzXLPiRA.webp

And we get our second general, another foid, Agrippina :marseyshook:

She's going to lead the fight in Japan.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075163uo19gX8CnSur6g.webp


The Kingdom of Prussia spawns, and the cities of Danzig and Wroclaw I conquered from the Russian Empire request to join them..

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737065887oQMAYQ9jSgo20g.webp

I don't really want these, so that's fine.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370658870O7q2KThMHF1nQ.webp

The Holy Roman Empire is reduced to the Archduchy of Austria.

Only sucky thing is they're Protestant so they dislike us :marseyluthersoy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737065888lE4R3cUMYIj0DA.webp

We can deal with them later.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737068175Mo4tgefku85zpA.webp

Even during the Golden Age my Economy stability is tanking to a recession :marseystocksdown: I'm not sure if this is because I ran out of trade infrastructure to continually build, or if Free Enterprise is causing this, or maybe a mix of both.

We're still OK on expansion but nearing the overextension point. Overextension would be the major killer if it gets out of control.


With the research of Psychology we hit the Global era (insanely ahead of schedule)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737071007m8gFyrXl4vDjnA.webp

@Soren mentioned :marseysoypoint2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370710079nTCIRz-cHdsKg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737071007Y2VIgc-o4YED-w.webp

We get a Great Spy, but my espionage is good enough I don't really know what to do with this dude :marseyhmmm: I already have a Secret Service in Rome for espionage output, I can send him to build another one in Byzantion and make that city a spy training center. :marseytf2spy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370751611RNggjwOjhnexQ.webp


Another world congress takes place.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737072785IwIuxqsAtV-gDw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737072786en2YwdSVUh_tUQ.webp

Another world war is gonna be a little much :marseyyawn: The Ethiopians can have stupid Aksum back.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737072786W1iaSKiHe7IcpQ.webp


Moscow falls, and I have a Catholic missionary ready to show them the error of their ways.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075162JgXzDL1ITgs3fQ.webp

Only after pushing into Moscow and France taking Riga is Russia FINALLY willing to capitulate.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075162R_jR_xrX3E4rkA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075162p383QuBCSg66Ag.webp

:marseysigh: Now they are the "Province of Samartia". I will of course return their core cities to them, and hopefully influence them to become Catholic.

You may notice in the diplo tooltip that my stability is just barely dipping into "Unstable" :tayaaa:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075452RgDvA--CyRt5VA.webp


Japan's navy is unexpectedly annoying.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370754535xMNi8bRzlYjtw.webp

Agrippina lands ready to take Edo, but we're probably going to need to pivot to Kyoto (Heian-kyou)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075453_CVL6-cD7OE4cA.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075161JUDcH_aMqVy62w.webp

Oh, great, it looks like the Ottomans have shown up :marseyhelp:

Only 400 years late

I'm probably going to have to deal with these secessions like Turkey and Morocco for a while :marseycry: Greece or Egypt seceding would probably be the biggest nuisance.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075161inq-MLp0wHACWw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075161g9BNk_ysqKRnWQ.webp

Now they have the Secret Service :platynooo:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082060ppKBlkVipMNIfg.webp

Agrippina is even more stubborn about not dying.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082060ZrErvEjcluQU9g.webp

We push into Edo and call a crusade on Japan and they still won't capitulate. Should have figured they would fight to the end. :marseyseppuku:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082061shEvB7yC3pVdsA.webp

They eventually collapse. So now I have Japan :marseyshrug:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082522IBjycljLDmYTfA.webp

and this b-word STILL WON'T DIE


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370825225XlXXT6HysgYuA.webp

I restore most of Russia's conquered core to them. Hanging onto Poland and Ukraine for now.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082522QctXvWEVtDiATg.webp

I can liberate Ukraine but don't really want to. If I could set Poland free I would, but I think France owning Tarnopol is blocking it.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082523ehzvoDcivIPARw.webp

Russia really likes me now and is willing to convert to Catholicism. Part of the reason I did all this shit was for Foreign stability. Russia is usually a peepee but now we're homies and he's another stable vassal. Japan would have been similar but now that they're out of this world they'll no longer contribute to negative foreign stability.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082059zpQcC21YDx_I-Q.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082059M78cWdMcPN_AKQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082059B3tZ-FeplltjhA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082060uORdzXR4pvgBzA.webp

Turkey goes down


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082523Ecy5zeROfie4bQ.webp

I've fought enough that I've gotten a new Great General naturally.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082913whPjne0pElW2sQ.webp

Planning on raiding Sendai until Agrippina dies to reset the counter :marseypsycho: Apparently this reset only happens once :marseyretard2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082914yn8wm1bD5Rpglg.webp

Either way, we are now mostly stable.

and finally at peace :marseyrelieved:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082914hWVGpibXPADWaA.webp


I have a Great Statesman available, I may reform the government soon. With Psychology and Macroeconomics I can pick a proper modern government. I'll let you guys choose which direction I should go in.

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The people who think & talk about Trump the most are his haters. And that makes his supporters very, very happy. Nothing you do matters or will change anything (-56)

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You're equating slavery to supporting a political candidate which is pretty disgusting.Btw many people supported the candidate because of terrible leadership failures on the left. Trump is a byproduct of bad policies all around. Nobody would have considered him if the left hadn't failed so epically. Don't get me wrong, Trump is a narcissistic idiot but the left failed us in more ways than one. (-8)

Actually, just no.Trump is not the result of failings on "the left". Trump is the natural end of the trend in the Republican party that has been happening since Reagan. The pattern has been consistent. Reagan, Bush, Bush, and Trump have made terrible domestic and foreign policy decisions that have royally screwed us over. Each worst than the last. Democratic presidents have not been perfect, but they have been doing their best to pick up the pieces of inherited disasters, and then they get blamed for the fallout of decisions their Republican predecessors made that were not easily fixable. Clinton was the only President in the past four decades to balance the budget and start to decrease the nation debt which skyrocketed under Reagan. Obama was left with remnants of a phony war that W started. People like to blame Obama for increasing debt, but a lot of the increase in his years in office was consequence of things he couldn't control. People blame Biden for inflation that is a direct... (20)

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Mmm sounds like you're uneducated on Donald Trump being a racist. Let me educate youโ€ฆ.Trump invited leaders of the HBCUs to the White House in his first term, proceeded to help get them more funding. The Platinum plan was drawn up to create safer urban neighborhoods with the highest policing standards. Introduced new criminal justice reform most of which greatly affected the black communityโ€ฆ.all of this comes at a time when the Left is telling you he's racist, but Americans that have interacted with Trump tell you he is one of the most genuine humans in the world. Which is shown by his Numerous Humanitarian awards/nominations. (0)

Assuming he isn't racist, who cares? What I can't stand about the man is that he is weak as a human and he misuses his power for stupid stuff. I am a Republican but I walked away from Trump when I heard him badmouth John McCain's POW statusโ€ฆthis tough talk from the coward who failed to serve in the same war. Taking away security details for his enemies is petty and immature (MAGA morons wont care to admit it but Biden reauthorized those security detailsโ€ฆthat is how a real man behavesโ€ฆyou rise above the petty crap).Like Trump MAGA losers are all tough at the keyboard but everyone I have met IRL can't even look me in the eye when I ask challenging questions, like the McCain scenarioโ€ฆone guy, a vet, denied it happened then when I showed him the clip he made some lame claim about editing or whatever.I heard the quote as it aired in real time. Trump is a coward.Character counts. (1)

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EFFORTPOST A Summary of Switch 2 Leaks and Rumors :marseysoyswitch:

With talk of the Switch successor being revealed this week I thought it'd be worth doing a review of all the major leaks and rumors that have appeared surrounding it. There's a comical amount of stuff to go over for a system that hasn't even been formally announced yet. Originally, I'd meant to do this at the end of last year but waiting might have paid off since it might only be a few days away from being unveiled to the world at long last. In fact, just today some new developments have happened that is even more smoke for a reveal being imminent. I'm not the most plugged into this topic or the technical aspects surrounding it so there may be some mistakes made but whatever. The broad strokes paint a pretty interesting picture.

The T239 Leak

Starting at the very beginning of the proper speculation for a Switch successor is the leak of the T239 chip which was acquired as collateral from Nvidia getting hacked. The T239 is a SoC that looks very much like it is designed to support a dedicated video gaming system and because of their existing partnership with the Switch people conclude that this is likely a new Nintendo console. Digital Foundry made this article covering details about the chip as well as some experimenting to try and approximate the power of the system as well as test it against some big gen eight games. I won't go too into the analysis as it's highly controversial amongst the spergs who argue with each other about Switch 2 leaks. The main takeaways are:

  • a custom built SoC made special for Nintendo; no more off the shelf Tegra X1

  • Ampere architecture

  • 8x ARM A78C CPU (this wasn't in the original leak but was determined some time later)

  • 1536 CUDA cores

  • 128-bit/LPDDR5 memory interface

  • DLSS capable with tensor cores

  • ray tracing cores as well

  • maximum memory bandwidth of 102GB/s

  • a dedicated file decompression block

  • reportedly demo'd a build of Breath of the Wild with zero loading times and maybe also at 4K60FPS (the latter point is not as widely corroborated amongst journoids)

Overall, it's already looking like a substantial step-up from the og Switch in terms of performance and capability. As there really wasn't a generational leap between the Wii U and Switch this is an exciting prospect for Nintendo fans. It's also reason for optimism with regard to third party support as the test yielded decent performance for Death Stranding that is about equivalent to the PS4. At this point, however, there are still quite a few big question marks hanging over the system like RAM amount, the internal storage, the clock speeds, the process node it was fabbed on, the screen, the list goes on.

The Shipment Manifest Leaks

For a long while the T239 specs were all that there was to pore over for Switch 2 information. There were paltry nuggets found through datamining firmware and OS updates for the Switch that hinted at some form of compatibility with the successor but still nothing especially interesting. That is until the :!marseytrain:s and other assorted ResetEra rejects of Famiboards realized that they can look up customs data regarding international shipping through a number of different websites. I guess this is how people dig for info about upcoming smartphone models yet for whatever reason no one had thought to do the same for vidya consoles until now. Anyway, they set to work filtering results for data pertaining to Nintendo, Nvidia, and Nintendo's manufacturing partners in Vietnam and what do you know, they find some pretty interesting stuff. It looks like prototype models for a device with an identifying code that doesn't match any currently known Nintendo product.

Dimensions

These being shipping manifests some pretty comprehensive details about the physical dimensions of the system are discovered quickly.

Size of the Switch successor itself:

  • 206mm x 115mm x 14mm (the original Switch is at 173mm x 102mm x 13.9mm)

The Joycons and dock are also a bit larger than their Switch 1 counterparts but I'm having trouble finding the exact measurements for them.

Peripherals

A built-in mic is discovered as well as details about magnets in the manifest that lead people to think that the new Joycons will attach magnetically to the Switch instead of via rails.

A giant fricking fan

Easily the most lolwtf find from the whole system.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736924301aLH7NZQyQg-edw.webp

Presumably this is going to go in the new dock for the system which raises... interesting possibilities for how hard they intend to push this thing in docked mode.

New Shipment Discoveries

Later on, after the investor's meeting where Nintendo first acknowledged the existence of a successor to the Nintendo Switch in May 2024 they would discover a new shipment with a few more details about the system.

RAM

Two 6 GB LPDDR5X chips are found in the data. This was a significant find for two reasons: it put to rest long held anxieties about 8 GB and hopes for 16 GB and it also puts the Switch 2 ahead of the Xbox Series S by 2 GB. It's also assumed that the Switch 2's OS will also be very lean and lightweight unlike what's used for Xbox. The Xbox Series S is seen as the best hope for the Switch 2 getting substantial third support since many big games will have already had to be scaled down in order to work on the S (and by extension be allowed to release on the Series X). As a result the Series S is what Nintendo fans are hopeful the Switch 2 will be comparable to.

Storage

A 256 GB UFS 3.1 storage chip is found. UFS 3.1 had long been speculated as the likely choice for storage based on what was popular in the smartphone space. It's a pretty fast storage medium and not too far off from what the PS5 and Xbox Series have.

This post is a much denser breakdown of the shipping finds if anyone is interested.

Possible Factory Leaks Begin

The September Leak

It's in September of 2024 that photos allegedly of the Switch 2 in various states start to appear on the Internet.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17369243012IjYf06Wl872sQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736924301Rtk7Ba8UjFXnQA.webp

These photos end up being quite contentious. The perspective of the case sitting on the desk looks off to me and feels like it was a poor shop. For what it's worth people closely examining the motherboard find product codes that match that of one of the prototypes found in the shipping manifests.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736924302n2GJnGo24ht1Xw.webp

The sole revelation from this batch of photos is the extra USB-C port on the top of the system as seen in this CAD render.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736924302SOhb-HMCdFhKtA.webp

Lastly here's the front facing view of the complete system.

The December Leak

Guy on Xitter pops up claiming to have photos of a completed Switch 2 model. I believe that he goes on to torch his own credibility by claiming that he used AI manipulation on the photos to better protect his identity.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17369243024m5spMps1QikgA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736924302yqycSEd8j6rsvg.webp

(The left photo is allegedly the new dock.)

The January Leak

Another leak from Chinese social media. This time of the Joycons. One aspect in particular makes it (in my opinion) the most fun photo leak by a country mile.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736924303sytmMXW6rGjFdQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736924303osmlLXNOCsbOfw.webp

Notice the little square sensor near the middle of the Joycon? Looks a bit like a mouse sensor, doesn't it? My God, it looks like it even has glide pads...

The debate between the mouse sensor camp and IR sensor camp has been on-going. The OG Switch has IR sensors in its Joycons (for the like 12 games that use it lmao) so it's not impossible that is what these are. However, recent findings like mouse support being found in firmware updates for the Switch and shipping data indicating the presence of mouse soles would seem to support the mouse theory. Zany if true.

The Clockspeeds Leak

Finally, just today another big mystery about the specs seems to have at long last been solved. An established dataminer revealed on Famiboards what he believes to be the various clockspeeds that will be used in the Switch 2.

Handheld: CPU 1100.8 MHz, GPU 561 MHz, EMC 2133 MHz
Docked: CPU 998.4 MHz, GPU 1007.25 MHz, EMC 3200 MHz

The user in question will come to Famiboards every once and a while to post about new discoveries made in the Switch's firmware and OS so it's assumed these numbers also came from that. The more interesting theory is that the Switch 2's SDK has leaked somewhere and that it's where he's actually getting this.

Some rough estimations for the TFLOPS of each power profile have been made and come out to 1.72 TFLOPS for portable and 3.09 TFLOPS for docked.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736924303DuWNls7yejnT7w.webp

Fun visualization of the power difference.

The difference in CPU speeds has weirded a lot of people out. The Switch 1 keeps the same clockspeed for docked and portable and it's doubly weird that the Switch 2's docked mode has the lower clockspeed. It's lead some people to cast doubt on these being accurate numbers. We'll have to wait and see.

Lingering Questions

The Screen

Despite being listed in the shipment data nothing concrete has been found about the Switch 2's screen. People have made claims that they say is sourced from insider information but all of it has sounded like safe, educated guesses. They'll probably go with LCD screens again because it's cheaper (and so they can make tendies double dip with OLED models later down the line :marseyjewoftheorient: ). A 7.91 inch screen is something specific that has been claimed. This would be a huge increase over the base Switch's 6.2-inch screen and even the OLED model's 7-inch screen. It is assumed by everyone that it will be a 1080p screen, up from the Switch's 720p screen.

The Process Node

The question of what process node the Switch 2's hardware will be made on has probably been the single most hotly debated question about the thing. Heated arguments over whether it will be 4nm (le good) or 8nm (LE BAD) have been raging since the T239 was discovered and it gets very neurodivergent. What the frick do these numbers mean, exactly? I dunno, I guess before 28nm nodes were a thing it was some kind of specific measurement in a circuit board but now it's just branding basically. What matters is that smaller = better and better process nodes allow for smaller form factor and better power efficiency. Both are very important in a handheld. It's been a near constant back and forth of people citing a somewhat reliable but also spotty guy on Xitter who claims it's for sure 8nm, followed by people saying that 8nm is obviously too old for something that finished in 2022 and that Nintendo would NEVER cheap out on hardware. Every time an alleged photo of the motherboard drops people rush to estimate the process node based on analysis of the photo and napkin math which then prompts other people to write essays explaining why trying to estimate the node size that way is fricking r-slurred and completely unreliable. The leaks of the clockspeeds has tempered this somewhat and it looks like 7nm might be what people gravitate towards as general consensus. Either way, we won't know until tech reviewers get their hands on the final product and do teardowns. Not like it matters at this point.

The Games

Not a fricking thing has been leaked about games for the Switch 2. In the wake of basically everything about the hardware being laid bare almost a full year in advance of Nintendo saying anything about the system this is a bit surprising. Just goes to show how airtight Nintendo are and how funny it is that Nvidia keep fricking them over despite that. At best people have made the biggest brain predictions like that a new 3D Mario will come out seven years after the last one released.

Conclusion

That's basically everything worth mentioning. It's a little wild to finally be on the verge of getting something official about this system after all this time feeling like I already know quite a bit about it.

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