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:marseytrans2genocide:

Erasing our history won't erase us. Transgender people have always been here — and we always will be.

ACLU (@aclu.org) 2025-02-14T00:24:16.388Z

https://skyview.social/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fbsky.app%2Fprofile%2Fcinemacultist.bsky.social%2Fpost%2F3li47aqjcks2r

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  • Grue : Crazy to occasionally be reminded just how far behind society is
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Dog fricker sentenced to 4 years in prison.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739745565rGDGC8YKX5GFWA.webp

The Laurel woman spotted in multiple videos having s*x with dogs is now serving a four-year prison stint.

Denise Frazier, who recently gave birth, dominated headlines after being arrested by authorities in Jones County in April 2023 for unnatural intercourse and aggravated animal cruelty in what officers called "one of the most disturbing cases" they've ever seen. She began her sentence in the Central Mississippi Correctional Facility on Feb. 4 an unnatural intercourse charge.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739745342pUXENGL3WchLaA.webp

Multiple Snapchat videos of her and a German shepherd having sexual intercourse were turned in to authorities. One of the videos involved Frazier committing s*x acts on the canine in a church parking lot.

Frazier was arrested once again on similar charges while out on bond in Forrest County last February. The charges came after a video surfaced of a pregnant Frazier having intercourse with another dog. Skyler English, 18, was alongside Frazier and is said to be an accessory to the crime.

Frazier initially told authorities that she was forced to commit the actions seen in the videos. Law enforcement found no evidence to support her claims. After being released on bond, Frazier took to social media to maintain that she enjoyed having s*x with dogs and had done nothing wrong.

The suspect is set to be released from the Rankin County prison on Jan. 23, 2029. She is ordered to serve five years of post-release probation and pay a $2,615 fine.

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:marseytrump: US govt website drops the T from LGB :marseylgbtflag4: :!shadowkick: :carptransflag:

					
					

They really said: https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738372316gcWyQF3en_RlfQ.webp

The old page:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738372316bEJC8snRSMzT5g.webp

https://web.archive.org/web/20250125135209/https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/international-travel/before-you-go/travelers-with-special-considerations.html

New page:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738372317dcp3uxlVXZfXcQ.webp

https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/international-travel/before-you-go/travelers-with-special-considerations.html

right at the bottom btw :marseyderp:. That's some foreshadowing, gays :marseypridepearlclutch:!

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/r/4tran4 reacts

There are a lot of policies they're putting in place that will directly hurt trans people, but this one in particular strikes me as purely performative. They're trying to make sure the LGB-without-the-T idiots continue to tow the line by pretending that they still care about them. It's a distraction tactic to keep eyes off their efforts to outlaw gay marriage.

sorry for existing

Oh were not going to make it

Step 1, make it very difficult to transition

Step 2, make it very difficult to get treatment

Step 3, censor their existence

Step 4, marginalize everyone who is trans

Step 5, make the world see them as horrible beings so that no one can relate to them

Step 6, in a generation or two, have completely eliminated trans people

we're finally free from being associated with strags

Its not the lgb that dropped the t. Its us that dropped the lgb

:#surewalz:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738372438Zt4uxQGPlUj1cw.webp

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I'm kind of bummed that Trump defined biological s*x because nobody could call me a misogynist under Biden

But now women exist again and everything sucks :!marseydepressed:

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Here's what Democrats did today (February 13)

!khive !nonchuds

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739482022Cf5rYMLaIf2kow.webp

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Knockkers stay winning! :chadblack2: :chadblack2: :chadblack2:

MISSION, Kan. (AP) — An 86-year-old Missouri man has died just days after pleading guilty to a lesser charge in the 2023 shooting of Ralph Yarl, a Black honor student who rang the white man's doorbell by mistake, prosecutors announced Wednesday.

Yarl testified at a hearing that he rang the bell and then waited for someone to answer for what seemed "longer than normal." As the inner door opened, Yarl said, he reached out to grab the storm door, assuming he was at his brothers' friends' parents.

He said Lester shot him in the head and uttered, "Don't come here ever again." Although the bullet didn't penetrate Yarl's brain, the impact knocked him to the ground. Yarl said Lester then shot him in the arm. The teen was taken to the hospital and released three days later.

Imagine the terror if a Texas A&M student showed up at your door uninvited. :marseyyikes:

I love sucking peepee and seeing racist old Missourians die. Kill all Missourians, knockkers forever. :marseyblack:

Was on hinge (mistake #1) talking to a guy who was a massive Ariana Grande stan (mistake #2). He mentioned her and how much he loved her music, and I mentioned something about liking her music (lie) but I'm worried about how she looks right now. Immediately this man went off about (exact words) how "problematic" it is for me, "as a man", to "gossip about women's bodies". I'm not trying to gossip, I'm genuinely concerned. She's bone. It's horrifying to see, especially in the face of younger girls/gay men [lets be real] who may end up thinking there isn't a thing wrong with being that skinny, and any comment of genuine concern is "gossip". Even worse, this didn't seem like the opinion of some one off arianapilled r-slur, but a pretty popular opinion online to just ...not mention how she looks in any context. I'm genuinely worried. She looks incredibly sick.

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1itnjqz/ariana_grande_looks_like_absolute_shit_and/

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this is cirno
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[GOOMBLE :marseyladybugitsover:] Will trump declassify JFK files in his first 100 days?

https://polymarket.com/event/trump-declassifies-jfk-files-in-first-100-days?tid=1737585148886

Polymarket gives it 80%. Apparently he promised to do it on Joe Rogan or smth? 200 marseycoins for finding that clip for me.


yes, he will do it, and it will be a complete nothingburger - 86 bets

yes, and the results will actually be interesting (as judged be the worst janitor on r drama dot net) - 28 bets

nah, he's a phony - 146 bets


!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !project2025

!remindme 2 days "close jfk's noggin"

Closed.

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orange site


US Vice President JD Vance has warned Europe not to adopt "overly precautionary" regulations on artificial intelligence as the US and the UK refused to join dozens of other countries in signing a declaration to ensure that the technology is "safe, secure and trustworthy."

The two countries held back from signing the communique agreed by about 60 countries at the AI Action summit in Paris on Tuesday as Vance vowed that the US would remain the dominant force in the technology.

"The Trump administration will ensure that the most powerful AI systems are built in the US, with American-designed and manufactured chips," Vance told an audience of world leaders and tech executives at the summit.

"America wants to partner with all of you... but to create that kind of trust, we need international regulatory regimes that foster the creation of AI technology rather than strangle it."

The summit declaration calls for "ensuring AI is open, inclusive, transparent, ethical, safe, secure and trustworthy, taking into account international frameworks for all."


:soycry: EU: We are incapable of building our own AI. USA-chan, please agree to build yours to our specifications.

:marseysaluteusa: US: No.


also

While the commitments are non-binding, both the US and UK had signed similar declarations at previous iterations of the AI summit.

https://media.tenor.com/R7kN0dCc4bwAAAAx/meaningless-arun-maini.webp

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Well well well...

!bumpkins woke up yesterd no fricking water pressure

well tank had another blowout

decided I might as well fix the old one while I was at it, a screw jammed in there with putty had held for years

but the new one was a 1/2 inch monster, putty wasn gonna work anymore

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739642383H9ul1EfdCzKXqA.webp

so I brought out the harbor freight welder and a portable battery

turns out its really hard to weld a pressure vessel when there's nowhere for the steam ur boiling to vent but the tiny hole ur trying to close.

and the fricking electrod keps shocking me standing in the mud

so it kept turning out like this. after 3 tries I said frick it it was leaking before :marseyshrug:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739642385dDg0dM4n7xwjxQ.webp

so I boogered them up and they turned out like this @ 50psi

:marseyshrug: no worse than they've been leakign for a decade

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739642384a3lZhMeTh4Y-ew.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739642382lMRZf2UX2cWaMQ.webp

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:marseycryinglaptop: "I waited 7 years to read this book. 7 years. And I am not going to finish it."

Brandon Sanderson

For those that don't know, Brandon Sanderson is a Mormon author that specializes in writing fantasy for people that believe video games are art. The Mormonism manifests itself as embarassing and clunky attempts at insults.

For example:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737671870Kvc_MTpNz59zxA.webp

But don't worry. He doesn't need the crutch of Mormonism to help him write atrocities.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737671870NQXDu6LBVR-YFw.webp

Sanderson started getting big in 2006 when not mentioning current-day issues in your writing wasn't considered violence. Because his early work was inoffensive, some of his fans had certain opinions and would be described as chud-adjacent today. We'll come back to them in a moment.

With success came the the desire to expand, and what better way to reach more people than making it more relatable™ and courting a "modern audience"! It started out subtle: a background character making comments about the same s*x, allegories about mental health and, eventually, an out-of-place political desire to install a modern democracy in a medieval fantasy world. It got progressively more obvious with each new book, but it clearly worked, because you can't go anywhere online to discuss fiction now without being bombarded with Sanderson recommendations.

And now a large chunk of his fan base looks like this

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737671871NFd3R_L30bIXfA.webp


Wind and Truth

The most recent addition to the Sanderson Literary Universe was the 5th book in the Stormlight Archive series, Wind and Truth.

We're going to look at some 1-star reviews, which are mostly chuds dumb enough to have kept reading up until now.

Remember the excerpts from earlier? ALL his writing is like that. All 4 previous books in the series. These geniuses endured 4,546 pages of slop to get to this point


Goodreads Link. Sort by 1-star reviews. 2-stars are also funny, but it's mostly just people begging him to get another editor.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17376718706x5_66wehRr1rw.webp

I will be honest, I cried

I didn't realize I was reading garbage until there was a gay character!

:c#hudjakcrytalking:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737671870dLHedlU6YgTrpA.webp

^ This is an actual quote :marseyemojilaugh:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17376718703gWw8HQzgDa4NA.webp :#marseylongpost2:

This guy wrote a whole novel in protest

Can't read it? You're welcome!

It turns into an impassioned plea for Sanderson to renounce Mormonism in favour of mainstream Christianity, which is funny, but not actually worth reading.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737671870rl9tlZIUHpXirw.webp

:#pepereeeeee:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17376718716jgxQfMuvSdXeA.webp

I couldn't drug myself to sleep, so I used boring audiobooks

:#marseylaugh:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737671871Sd19V7vol_v_pw.webp

The best part of these 1-star reviewers pouring out their hearts (and some of them posting from accounts with face pics and real names) is that none of it meant anything. The book was well-received overall and will fund the next 5 books in the series! :platyrich:

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Do not ever give me, as a teacher, an edpuzzle. : Teachers | Teachers are treated the way they treat their students, consider it intolerable

					
					

inb4: Noooo there's totes a difference between a 30 year old unicel and 18 year old student! (and lets just ignore all the adult students subjected to the same treatment because they dropped out!)

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I haven't found any drama yet but I'm sure reddit is :marseysoylentgrin: :soyjakwow:

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Take this ESL destroyer test immediately

https://www.arealme.com/vocabulary-size-test/en/

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SHEILA SUNDAY!

I am truly blessed for these moments with the cats :marseyheart: :marseyfluffy:

!animalposters !cats

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17387572387pfDxVKsAVN-uQ.webp

A lot of porn subs getting the mop.

rip /r/cocaine and /r/drugs :marseykneel:

/r/bannedsubs for up-to-whenever updates

/r/modsupport in shambles

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738757348-en8nWepZW7v1Q.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/ModSupport/comments/1ii67mt/communities_are_banned_again_for_being_unmoderated/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738758911K4Co5XcZWQD7ng.webp

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please PLEASE someone in jew york go to this and report back PLEAEs

quick point of privilege :marseynerd3: reminder of dsa types:

so anyway literally everyone hates this r-slurred idea and obviously a major !moidmoment by some limpwristed bluepilledcel to lure some baddie into their mom's basement :marseyscared:

reactións:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738507730hfdb4m3W6GcMPA.webp

:leninbewrongchallengeimpossible:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738507730O-i-tpbu_zvzUQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738507731Q4NdUFkDOZX3wA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738507731r1kpuF045Gv5Kw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738507731jf6l6lb0i120QA.webp

:marseygiggle: ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738507731Hixom5GfCld83Q.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738507732RX_HIJts9cWA4g.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738507732RWlGyj2cnxipiA.webp

some poor dramatard that seethes that foids like hamas piker will be one step closer to suicide bc of this screenie 🥰🥰🥰🥰

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738507733RalhjUb_iTmgrg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738507733J7elmhHH4Jo9Gg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738507734D2H64nygZUngbg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17385077340Nn7VHcJFEyi0w.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738507734lWZmLvWYwVyPwA.webp

and it goes on and on and basically death to the dsa glory to the volcels :marseymanysuchcases:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739771593vq3aGAiMsPJ6Vw.webp

:marseyjam:

I wish them the best

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EFFORTPOST The story of the first cult formed and entirely located on the Internet

Sheldan Nidle lived in an alternate reality from the rest of us.

Throughout the late nineties, while everyone else was surfacing from a post=Seinfeld world, gawping at a presidential s*x scandal, and mourning the death of grunge, Nidle was filling a nascent internet with tales of mass alien visitations and the transformation of the human race into five-dimensional, super-evolved beings. He called his initiative the Ground Crew Project (GCP). Probably the strangest aspect of the GCP, though, wasn't its prediction of a coming fleet of spaceships or the extradimensional expansion of all human consciousness. After all, alien interventions and apocalypses are as common in cults as messiah complexes and communes. What is unusual, though, is that the GCP was, and still is, almost entirely a virtual cult.

Nidle was born in New York City in 1946. He went to college at Ohio University and then the University of Southern California, after which he settled in the Golden State. And those seem to be the only factual parts of his biography—because Nidle claimed he was visited upon his birth, threewise-men-like, by extraterrestrials from a planet called Sirius. These beings would speak to him telepathically, land their ships in his backyard, and take him aboard for flights through space. And that was all before the age of fourteen.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738369186mG7STD4MY0ESMQ.webp

Over the course of Nidle's life, aliens continued to send him messages through an implant they placed in his body, telling him all the secrets of the planet and the cosmos. He learned that humans were part of a divine/extraterrestrial experiment (the divine and the extraterrestrial seemed to be parallel in his mythology, although angels and aliens were distinct creatures). The creator had populated the planet—which is sentient—with what Nidle called "laggard souls," with the hope that they would transcend their limitations to find their place among the other evolved peoples of the universe, thereby joining the Galactic Federation of Light. The GCP were those earthbound members tasked with helping humanity transcend to the point at which they could be welcomed back into the Galactic Federation (hence the "Ground Crew" in the name).

The world learned about the GCP in 1996, when Niles starting writing about it on the burgeoning internet. His site welcomed visitors with statements like, "You are about to embark upon the greatest journey of your

life. You and the rest of life on Planet Earth are about to partake in the raising of planetary consciousness." But his GCP website wasn't just an FYI. It was an urgent message. Niles predicted that on December 17, 1996, the "laggard soul" experiment would end. He said that on that day, the planet would pass through what he called a "photon belt," which he described as an "extremely loving energy" composed of photons, gamma rays, and antimatter particles that occurs every 25,000 years.

That love light from space would hit our pineal glands and cause a spontaneous evolution in human beings. Our three-dimensional forms would expand to five dimensions. Our DNA would increase from a mere two strands to twelve. We would stop aging or getting sick. The blind would see. We would become telepathic. We would be able to manifest things just with the power of thought. Humanity would finally see the universe as it really was.

According to Nidle, even though the photon belt would turn us into superhumans, it would at the same time destroy our cities and machines and weapons. To help us survive the destruction, the Galactic Federation was supposed to send some 15.5 million spaceships to Earth. These ships were meant to shelter the human race from the planetary apocalypse, by keeping people either aboard the ships or in holographic matrixes that mirrored their lives. Some of the members of the Galactic Federation were building underground sanctuaries, as well.

It's impossible to gauge how many followers Nidle had in the early years, but the most appropriate metric was probably hits instead of commitments anyway, and he kept those numbers to himself. He did have enough followers that several New Age/UFO websites had a rule that members couldn't shill for his cult on their forums, so I imagine it was a considerable number of people buying into this shit. There is no record of any meetings in the meat space. Nidle stuck to posting weekly updates about the coming global transformation.

Of course, the big day came and went without even a twitch of anybody's pineal gland. That was no problem—Nidle just rescheduled the transformation to the following year. Meanwhile, he was creating a mythology of galactic history and its races. He described the human-like Andromedans and their cigar-shaped, hundred-mile-long mother ships; the horse-like Arcturians with their supply ships that resembled "wok lids welded together"; and the Sirians and Centaurians and Mintakins and Bellatricians, the latter of whom were reptilian. At some point, he added villains to his universe as well: beings called "dark cabalists," who were anti-transformation, as well as the "planetary elites" on our own Earth.

Some of Nidle's conspiracy-type theories fit well with the concurrent X-Files mania that began after that show debuted in September 1993. Nidle wouldn't have been alone in that influence, although he was more inclined to drop Star Trek and Star Wars references in his writings. According to a Reuters article from 2009, Britain's Ministry of Defense documented 609 UFO sightings in 1996, a huge jump from 117 the year before. The defense ministry noted, "This coincided with the rise in popularity of The X-Files." A similar phenomenon was occurring in the United States at the time. Still, Nidle's stories of the Galactic Federation were becoming so detailed that they could have been their own multi-arc TV show. He was, to use a term that these days refers to entertainment IP, "world-building."

Nidle eventually settled on May 5, 1997, as the new date for the transformation, and he tied it to the approach of the Hale-Bopp Comet. According to the messages from his implant, the comet was actually a massive, camouflaged spaceship. It contained a crew of more than 200,000, including 10,000 alien ambassadors whose mission was to help guide humanity through the transformation. A shuttle from the faux-comet flagship was supposed to land near Ayers Rock in Australia to kick off the party.

Of course, that didn't happen. But something else did: the Heaven's Gate tragedy. Just over a month before the GCP transformation date, the thirty-nine members of the UFO cult Heaven's Gate committed suicide together in a town north of San Diego. The members of that cult also believed the Hale-Bopp Comet hid an extraterrestrial ship sent to save them. They believed that their suicide would help them transcend their current existence and ascend to the ship.

Because Heaven's Gate had sported their own website, as both a recruitment tool and a suicide note, the media started scouring this newfangled internet for other groups with similar beliefs. They found Nidle and the GCP. The Florida Palm Beach Post, for instance, ran an article with a list of strange groups with an internet presence that included the GCP. The headline for the piece was: "Beyond Heaven's Gate, Web Is a Creepy

Place." Meanwhile, an article in the Atlanta Journal reported that "A group identifying itself as the Ground Crew Project of the Spiritual Hierarchy and the Galactic Federation held a toll-free conference Thursday, promising to reveal details about how to get aboard the UFO. The group's advice: meditate."

At that point, the GCP rebranded, but not because of the negative attention from being linked to Heaven's Gate. It was because of a woman named Valerie Donner, who was a part of the inner circle of the GCP. After a falling-out with Nidle, she left the group, but managed to take with her both the name of the organization and its all-important web domain.

Instead of fighting for the GCP domain, Nidle relaunched his efforts online under a new name: the Planetary Activation Organization (PAO). The new group also had a new tone to its teachings. Nidle pulled back on prophesying the date of the transformation, claiming there was just too much intergalactic politics to ever be sure. Instead, he preached that the transformation was unspecifiably imminent, much like the Christian rapture. He also put more of the onus on humanity making itself worthy of transformation, with members of the PAO responsible for lighting the way through mass meditation and spreading the word of humankind's potential to "activate." In addition, his mythology began to trend more New Age than science fiction. He started working in concepts from other religious groups, such as Ascended Masters, an idea borrowed from theosophy and the cult of I AM. He encouraged his followers to set up their own PAO groups in their individual communities to create a network of enlightenment around the planet. He also began claiming that Earth was not just an experiment in the overarching galactic story, but the fulcrum of it. Its transformation would be a blueprint for the transformation of the entire galaxy. It was also supposedly the home of special crystals vital to the rest of the universe.

Via the PAO website, Nidle also continued to exhort his followers to prepare themselves for the coming ascension. One such update ran thusly:

The call went out for that global meditation day on the equinox, to visualize the Christ Grid energy following a certain procedure. That day was magic for those of us who experienced this 1 to 2 hour meditation. The Galactic Federation and the Confederation of Free Planets plus the Angelic Realm have all confirmed that our meditation has caused the necessary mass consciousness shift needed for the mass landings to become a reality. Therefore, they were given the go-ahead by Earth spiritual Hierarchy to proceed with the landing options depending on the secret government's intent to resist.

Nidle's productivity increased as well, and he began pumping out books and webinars and DVDs and speaking engagements at New Age and UFO conferences. His books and DVDs bore titles such as You Are Becoming a Galactic Human and Tour a Sirian Mothership and Inner Earth, Your Future Home.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738369186nJS4iIdX-w6h2w.webp

On March 17, 2011, Nidle's health started to fail. The PAO website describes it this way: "As he sat at the computer, he was hit with a Direct Energy Weapon that caused marked personality changes, brain damage and, eventually, dementia. By September 2021 his health had deteriorated further and he entered a care facility, where he now lives." Wow, is he the first documented case of Havana Syndrome?

However, his presence is still alive as his followers continue to preach his gospel. Nidle's words continue to fill the internet as they did back in 1996. The PAO website still sells his books and DVDs. The organization still hosts regular webinars and podcasts and posts regular updates. YouTube has lots of videos of Nidle speaking or being interviewed. The Facebook page of Sheldan Nidle has 7.9 thousand followers, although its last update was on September 30, 2021. Among cults, the GCP/PAO stands out. Its messages\ are similar to those of many others—doomsdays and aliens and messiahs leading the way to a new and more advanced civilization are common in cults—but the outcome of its teachings is notably different. There have been no known abuses, suicides, murders, or prison sentences. Every once in a while, a comment on a YouTube video launches an accusation of hucksterism, but that's about the extent of it. Most of the members or followers of the PAO seem to be genuinely dedicated to the evolution of themselves and the human race through meditation and science fiction.

The internet might make it easier for cults to recruit, but in the best-case scenario, it also removes the element of physical isolation that is so often necessary for these groups to go rotten. It's much easier to escape a cult when you can leave with the click of a button.

Their website: https://www.paoweb.com/

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Day 6 summary of 2025 Freestyle Chess Grand Slam Weissenhaus

yesterday.... after 2 classical, 4 tiebreakers, 1 armageddon, and aging 5 years, caruana defeated sindarov, sending him back into obscurity. my 4 bets went in drain along with him. (i still have one caruana bet with me)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739449245GgGYgomifDe2kQ.webp


Finals: leg 1

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739463283oey0hKrxyVHplA.webp

after wasting 5 mins god knows where, vincent opened with c5. now im not gonna post annotated lines & maneuvers cuz im no 2200 rated strag who knows whats going on. just assume it is a good opening because it is supposed to be bad for black. why would white play a move that's good for black duh?

it took them good 30 min to get to this whatever symmetrical mess you call it https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739465118pigS6khB1VAlnw.webp

even the commentators were bored out of it and werent covering the match. YES they said it themselves that it was slow af and felt offing themselves livestream. only the thought of being posted on kiwifarms probably convinced them out of it

vincent stabbed the knight defending the corner pawn and grabbed it with his queen. actually he grabbed it with his hand but you get it. (he did it before fabi could do it to him)

carry saved his knight, vinny opened the file for his bishop to eat that horse meat.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739469993cz7jU2AfQTql_Q.webp

vincent gives up his hanging pawn and prepares to welcome the upcoming rook down the highway (up or down is the matter of perspective).

predictable things happen, pieces are attacked, they run, they defend. vincent castles g-side to escape the incoming rook-king pin from the bishop. it leads to this https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739466768uVj3rdRPnBpHdA.webp

caruana make a plan to move his pawn and lifts his rook https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739467784gf8z20qYld8nnw.webp but apparently (woah cuz idk how) its a huge time wasting blunder because the real battle front of this allies-axis battle is on the right hand side & the centre. (all quiet on the west front heh)

fabi goes to sleep again with his clock running (poor fella thought it was an alarm clock) and vincent executes his plan to poke the horse near the queen and then push his own to the centre https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739467927U316yOF8CAQrdA.webp


the kraut executes an excellent pincer blitzkreig https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739468121OPuM3dqwnEj9fw.webp . desperate fabi gives up his rook for the crazy horse but he has neither any soldiers nor time left

he tries to eat the pawn tail with his active bishop but the white queen returns to put him on the naughty list. he attempts this one last trap https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739468475ty_Ikyee9RBNCg.webp

the rook wards it off, bishops are called to the frontlines. queeny handles it swiftly https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739468809xxF64i5THxiU1w.webp


this capture seals it for white https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739468809I7YBiGByl-YjKg.webp and the axis forces defeat the allies! sieg heil!

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