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Twitter is having fun with the Make Gaza American Again announcement :marseyderp:

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The Dirty:marsey911roofer:Secret of DOGE: Dems :marseyobama:Built It :marseyclown3:

tldr: Obama created the USDS (united states digital service) in 2014 after the launch of the buearecratic nightmare that was Obamacare to streamline govt digital services particularly the busted Obamacare website. Drumpf :marseytrump: didnt actually create DOGE out of thin air, and instead simply rebranded the USDS which is why he didnt need congress to approve the agency/appropriate funds/authority.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Digital_Service

https://media.tenor.com/sfPU9mwU7cMAAAAx/barack-obama-welcome.webp

!superheroes

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@Reddit_lies :marseypearlclutch: about heckin war crimerinos over literal Nazis getting carpet bombed :marseysuspicious:

!Nonchuds Mask off moment

"but muh civilians" Nazis deserved all that they got just like Japs deserved to get nuked

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:marseyelonmusk: says USAid is 'beyond repair' :marseythebuilder:and he is working to shut it down :marseyshutitdown:

:soycry: :soyjaktantrum: pretend this is a huge deal and it means he's gonna get rid of medicaid next. :soycrychicken: say there will be backlash when :soysnooseethe: realize theyve been duped now that they heckin' wholesome random money for other countries fund and more tacpayer dollars will go to domestic issues! Noooo :soyjakwow:

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1igk9s8/elon_musk_says_usaid_is_beyond_repair_and_he_is/

edit: he needs to be heckin prosecuted and charged with treason :soytantrumglow:

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1igpcas/musk_im_closing_entire_federal_department_down/

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Oregon's near-worst-in-nation education outcomes prompt a reckoning on school spending : Portland

					
					
					
	

				
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I've never played a single Donkey Kong game

I couldn't even tell you the names of any of them. I've never even played as Donkey Kong in Smash or Mario Kart because he's the BIPOC of the Mario universe and sucks.

Carp doesn't want you to know this, but this is what Donkey Kong actually looks like

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17386179090P38Kptg06Op-g.webp

We should get rid of Donkey Kong December. We should get rid of White Women Wednesdays and just have Wario Wednesdays instead. Look at him

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738617909ee9oIoayVyozxw.webp

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:marseywallst!: :slapfight:

Indian gear on both sides I hope I get to see this

:marseypraying:

And I hope they fight forever

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Yall coppin the straight up swastika :marseyaustrianpainter: shirts by Ye AKA kanye?
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How many of ya'll did the DICTIONARY GOON? (real shit)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738424915QVQavPYEn43W0w.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738424915V24bhfYfSbmn4w.webp

https://media.tenor.com/-7HQYqPeJjAAAAAx/ejaculation-explosion.webp

How many of you break the law just to goon? It aint a new thang! The old heads would break the law all the time just to goon! Aight, sheeit imma hit ya'll off with a quick lesson on masturbation. You see, none of the GOONERS can agree on where gooning originated and how some GOONING became illegal and some didn't. Sheeit, some of our GOONERS are Christians and according to them, God HATES gooners. As proof, they point to the story of Onan. That's a real deep cut there nigguh get your googles on that shit for real. That dude was the first to say yo FRICK GOD I DON'T WANT GUSSY because GOONING is better.

Folks like me, we goon hard but we ain't Christians. I'm not tryna read an old book unless its a sticky playboy ya heard me? :coomer: in my set we believe that true gooning as we enjoy it today originated with De Sade. Now that motherlover figured out that all these laws, morality, and modesty is bullshit. It's all about GOONING NON-STOP to COMPLETELY ABHORRENT shit. Check this shit out, this gentleman GOONED so hard the FEDS said ENOUGH FUN and they charged him with pornography, s*x crimes, and blasphemy. He said I ain't gonna stop COOMING this is what I believe in to the bottom of my heart I die for this goon shit. I didn't even mention that this KING had royal ancestry. They arrested him many times and he just kept getting out. He gooned so hard FEDS were trying to KILL him.

They aint kill him though. My gooners, we look up to De Sade. We stay in that evil shit bruh we know that the best cooms come from the worst filth imaginable

  • Virgin vulva in a monogamous marriage making consentual and thoughtful love to each other?

NO. I HATE THAT SHIT NIGGUH.

https://media.tenor.com/IGxWkIMWY4MAAAAx/hate-hatred.webp

De Sade is a real G for us gooners. If you don't understand then maybe you're not a REAL GOONER and we don't want no FAKE GOONERS on our set so you best get going. Before he left, he wrote the best filth ever. Shit goes so hard, it has GOONER scholars decoding it in modern day. Sheeeit. This GENIUS left behind the whole blueprint for HARDCORE GOON ADDICTS.

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/we-translated-the-marquis-de-sade-s-most-obscene-work-here-s-how-a7393066.html

Now there's one more set I wanna talk about and that's the EVOLUTIONARY BIOLOGISTS. Sheeit, I don't really frick with these BIPOCs. They be using science and shit to trace back the origins of COOMING in humans and the psychological underpinnings of GOONING in our shared human ancestry. Because it's crazy, cultures around the world, completely disconnected across space and time, and we all GOON hard.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738424915DFo8wKOxccRIjQ.webp

https://media.tenor.com/TXdZvyjjYMIAAAAx/reaction-what.webp

Some of us gooners, sheeit when we're not out there selling COOMpacks on Whatsapp/Telegram, we look up at the stars and wonder... do aliens coom? If they do then maybe this goon shit goes back further than human history. Maybe it was passed down to us from ancient galactic beings. And it's our duty to pass on the gift of GOONING to the next generation and get them hooked on TORRENTED PORN, USED TAMPONS, and UNSAFE S*X.

https://media.tenor.com/lH64UaVl_00AAAAx/lord-vishnu.webp

But this post isn't about all the sets. It's about one young man who had the courage to stand against society and GOON. That man is me. Sheeit when I started gooning I was just a YB aint got shit going on for me in life except weak butt shit like college, caring parents, and goals and aspirations. Then I discovered GOONING and I realised actually I aint tryna hear all that shit. I was put on this Earth to GOON.

https://media.tenor.com/OrQWyfcliMIAAAAx/sasha-banks-moans.webp

https://media.tenor.com/7_Or8zP1S9wAAAAx/doctor-who-dr-who.webp

WOMEN TRY TO STOP ME FROM COOMING BUT THEY CAN'T.

https://media.tenor.com/yHk3UnYtiWwAAAAx/nope-haha.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738424915nkpzc_2CrIXHiw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17384249165KFrMyD9QsQLug.webp

I want pain, faeces, and rotten, cut-open torsos that I coom into. But back when I was a wee young lad I didn't have TERABYTES of COOMpacks (DM me for details). So sheeit I did what's called the dictionary game. I would look up naughty words in a physical dictionary, read that filth, and GOON hard.

It's the best way to goon. You don't need:

  • Clothes

  • Lube

  • Internet

  • Electricity

  • A mobile device or electronic gadgets

You just need a dictionary and your hand. Just keeping gooning boys. The promised land is almost here.

https://media.tenor.com/VXeY3ukEiSkAAAAx/yes.webp

https://media.tenor.com/eemjMzBp2EgAAAAx/dance.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738424915NwG3r0t3SfVwww.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17384249154UhiLDTrjCrB5A.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738424915MR2o7Lo2wzRy_Q.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738424915H4Z0jL8J-50G8g.webp

THEY NOT LIKE US.

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:gaydar: Is :marseyhomofascist: my :marseychonkerfoid: husband :marseysoyswitch:gay? :gay:

					
					
					
	

				
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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736879834Sv_miMp3hzyhOw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17368798344xa7sTTepSNdbQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736879835Mll5BbJ-d1vNdg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736879835BqzesUUfwNFllg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736879835Y9GL_ZAxehtGpg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736879835tZKhhFdJDPehKA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736879835UFklp4EHAxak4Q.webp

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A question on gender and trans people (serious)

I've heard the phrase "gender is a social construct" from a number of prominent trans people. My understanding of this phrase is that the roles and aesthetics we prescribe to men and women in society are "constructed ", and nothing inherently about them is masculine or feminine.

With this, I don't understand what gender dysphoria is. If someone who was "assigned" male at birth told everyone "I'm a woman", why wouldn't that be enough for them? Why would someone who's mtf HAVE to wear dresses and makeup, HAVE to get breast implants, and HAVE to get GRS in order to truly feel like a woman? Wouldn't that then mean that dresses, makeup, and breasts are , to them, are inherently female? Or that a peepee is inherently male?

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:npctantrum: Science Museum: Lego is anti-LGBT and only promotes two genders

Two genders confirmed canon in the lego universe.

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Online Movement 50501 Calls for National '50 States' Anti-Trump Protest Planned for Feb 5 : technology

					
					

Technology? !chuds !nooticers !trump2024

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1igv0jp/national_50_states_antitrump_protest_planned_for/

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iguth2/newsweek_national_50_states_antitrump_protest/

https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/duplicates/1ihh63h/online_movement_50501_calls_for_national_50/

:#marseyrake:

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1igv0jp/national_50_states_antitrump_protest_planned_for/marvo4v/?context=8

A generation of performative activists that never achieved anything worth of historic note, forever remembered as the r-slurs that saddled society with the burden of the end results of their lazy iPad parenting: all grown up. Bleak.

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48 hits an arrogant femoid reporter with the Vance Glance :surewalz:

!chuds :marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737961321URAHanlt7J1_FQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737961321IlcgX_X17AmAUQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/173796132155mQj-9FbrUPhw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737961321jRTb9vvB-yQ3Ig.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737961321IrsBELIEVhXOCw.webp

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EFFORTPOST Let's Play Civ4: Dawn of Civilization Cute twinks Part 9: Fascist Rome :mussolini: vs. Confederate America :marseysaluteconfederacy:

We're playing the turboneurodivergent Dawn of Civilization mod for Civilization IV that replicates world history. :marseyfluffy: !g*mers

Part 1 :marsey300: Part 2 :marseymarmotroman: Part 3 :marseypope:

Part 4 :marseybarbarian: Part 5 :marseycrusader: Part 6 :marseyluther:

Part 7 :marseypilgrim: Part 8 :marseyoldguard:


We now have Russia as a vassal (the "Province of Sarmatia") and directly control Japan, Australia, and America. Settling New Zealand as well.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370892616QgrlMYM9HQ4Jw.webp

Publius Valerius Publicola can be used to reform the government for free.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737129042bO8qG5vOT7gG2Q.webp

Fascism WINS by a whisker :marseychuddance: :chudjakdancing: :impishchud:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737129042iIOfz6LrSXuCxA.webp

We are now the New Roman Empire.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737089262fpVOFLCl_Qavjw.webp

Much better for our treasury, espionage, and military. Science and great people generation took a minor hit.

We've gone from Italic Peoples -> Roman Kingdom -> Roman Empire -> Roman Republic -> New Roman Empire.

We're secular now too. We could do the Secular Religious Victory if we wanted :marseyamazingatheist:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737158666EmJYvYhYfpI3xA.webp

The cathedral goal is a little confusing - we don't have cathedrals for any eastern religions. But with Judaism, Islam, Orthodoxy, Protestantism, and Catholicism we have enough I guess :marseythinkorino:

Secularism should our relations with much of the world a little. Most of the Catholic world are our vassals with the exception of Netherlands and Austria.

It's enough for Iran to open borders apparently.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737089264z0zoV6Um3VSOeA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737092164lIB7xWIkXvnySA.webp

Prussia still has a stick up their butt. I'm hoping when Bismarck becomes leader he'll like us a little more as Nationhood is his favorite civic. I'm going to cultivate good relations with these guys and try to influence them to become fascist too so Hitler appears, just for you chuds.

We still get penalties for "Our rivals are vassal to your empire" but it helps just a little. I realize embarrassingly late into this game session that I could just pay all my vassals to become secular as well to try to ease up this penalty.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17371478449z1jFwcYZdh5yg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737147844lEK-9Kh3EV4Ptw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737147844pBpJyfnGnl0LCA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173709216485Hgaa13NMGqFw.webp

Ultimately, fascism helps us :marseyagree: Our domestic stability is booming and the economic recession is cooling off. We have a strong civic combo and a bonus for "contemporary civics".


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737130972XUUZWK7a2ckjEA.webp

At this point I'm so absurdly advanced that I decide to turn down my research funding and focus entirely on espionage temporarily to let the rest of the world catch up. I'm close to discovering nuclear weapons and we haven't had the American Revolutionary War yet. But I do want biplanes circling in my American colonies just to prove Trump right.

We can also use them to air strike injuns :marseyjetbombing: :marseycherokee:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737135015VPMqtKeKZjoWXA.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737130973NesBR526zU9kKQ.webp

Rome has hit Legendary Culture

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737130972fwDeQ0km62CyIw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737130973ensqXsvzJJ7uWA.webp

I have to be careful because we're starting to tiptoe toward victory conditions. Vassalizing Russia was awesome but now we're 8% territory control away from Domination. I have a few other cities with Influential culture I need to prevent from hitting Legendary or I'll will Cultural. If really necessary I can just let some shit go :marseyshrug: but I turn my research funding back up to make sure I can get to space before another victory ticks.


1762, they're coming :parrotrevolution:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737132196IFkMfW2IpCywxQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737132196ATGflv76R1No7w.webp

I bring "Grippy" Agrippinia's army from Japan to Panama to prepare.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173713239946RHK1SOM2aioQ.webp


We're starting to discover Uranium deposits, which will of course be very important strategic resources.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737140929Mkc_Z2MCHRPSkw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737140930kLpcOeLlzznhxA.webp

We have mines in Ukraine and Australia. Australia is ours, but Ukraine is at risk of seceding. More would be safer.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737140930th5k7HKsAXapbg.webp

There's a deposit in Africa we can grab with a colony, but it's a little close to Dutch South Africa.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737140929NBZCoZgi9-Wgbw.webp

We have an extra Great Artist we can use to create a Great Work in the city and blow up our cultural borders, getting us gem and rare earth mines as well. :marseygem:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737141101aAK4gKtSOJ9Uvw.webp

Washington has arrived :marseypatriot:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737141101LSzYGqJZhqeCUQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17371411013h7t13S9wQMz3w.webp

:marseyredcoat#:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737141101M-cQRlVimD_Hnw.webp

I want America to capitulate, but it's going to take a while for "Rise of the Americans" to end before it will even be an option. Fine by me. With totalitarianism we don't get war weariness. America on the other hand does :lappschemin:

With Nationhood we also actually get a small stability bonus when at war.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737145037wvqfXF8btsFKmg.webp

Interestingly America has embraced Slavery, so they're actually the Confederate States of America. :marseysaluteconfederacy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737145037pnaC4wphFp3_1A.webp

I'll contribute this to my development of the south and rich slave plantations. :marseysoutherner:

It should probably at least require a capital in the south as well, but whatevs. There are some neat dynamic names for America. If they were to vassalize Mesoamerica as the CSA it would be known as the Golden Circle.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737145036_hbU_Lq0sy_sYQ.webp

Washington attaches a general, Winfield Scott and does a successful job repelling Agrippina's army.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737145036bfUeP3znPXp4TA.webp

I'm forced to pull them back north to Concord to rendezvous with my other army. Concord is much more vulnerable.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737145036p4xHNUThsfhZag.webp

His army marches on French New Orleans and there's little I can do :marseysad: I have to get my planes out.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737145037F39gEGdum91x1w.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737146633mRCGl_w_XhgEKg.webp

They've rammed the ramparts and taken the airports. :marseytrump:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737147009YCudppJQJ4WkZg.webp

Winfield Scott attempts to take Concord with my full army there and dies in the process :smh:


1810, my thinkpad grinds to a slowdown as Argentina and Mexico enter the map

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17371522486G2VBTAQa6O8ag.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17371522484Q59_oPZE5yy9A.webp

Colombia shortly after

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737156699guQ8CmdbophEFQ.webp

They all dislike us :marseysad:

And Colombia took the Panama canal away from us

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737156516jKu3rLq3GntrGg.webp

These central/south American civs have some banger themes tho :marseymariachi:

Argentina:

Mexico:

Colombia:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17371470106V7gAp0TOfcTVg.webp

We've researched Fission, and get The Manhattan Project started in Pella, Greece.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737149859ddCWfvUiw79psQ.webp

We're really having trouble making friends with Prussia/Germany :marseygiveup:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737164232kBNvpop2L3IYAQ.webp

If we want Hitler (I assume you chuds do :impishchud:) we'll probably need to convince Germany to become fascist through civic changes. Not possible if they hate us.

It is possible if they're our vassal. :donkeykongchestbeat:

For example, if we give Spain enough technologies to adopt Totalitarianism (WITHOUT a planned economy, otherwise they're commies), then encourage them to do so...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737154569H_VATutoexDIKw.webp

Philip II becomes Franco

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737154569RcN7DzcklH_5eg.webp

If we want a pet Hitler, we'll have to get Germany to capitulate :marseymini:


First: America. The Rise of the Americans event is over so they can mechanically capitulate. We capture Washington almost right in 1812 :marseyflamewar:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17371565176CaG4vmrAeDTyA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17371565187uElQF_g0Vh18w.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737156518pDxvO8bvGkuOCw.webp

It's now the Roman "Province of America". I give them back their cities and board my army to retvrn to Evrope

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737156517tePS_CiiRxFHrQ.webp

Interestingly, they seem to think some cities in Japan should belong to them. :marseyhmm:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737164232QiV_Z9Id8epDcQ.webp

I'm getting overextended, so it's worth considering :idontknow:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737157654IidnI13yRP2buQ.webp

Btw, despite having almost 15k ducats in the bank we're not #1 in wealth. That honor goes to the original gangsta Mansa Musa :marseybipocmerchant:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737157654vyNk8HkX21m-sw.webp


Dom Pedro of Brazil spawns with the smoothest banger yet :marseyvibing:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737157654zKAEXiUkig8Tmg.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737157659lJl6_Hu5uER4iw.webp

Our general Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus prepares to vassalize Germany. We have tanks now :marseytank:

Agrippina's army from America is gonna come from the west while Magnus comes from the east

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737157660PoHs6bXSE7VSBA.webp

They've been trying unsuccessfully to fight the Archduchy of Austria so are gonna be a little softened up. This should be over quick.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737163036JwKcb4GH0f7oFQ.webp

We can speed it up even more by having our spy start a revolt in the city, removing their defenses and allowing us to attack over a river semi-safely.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737163036bOMDa7GkPMbaBQ.webp

Within one turn we've taken most of his territory. Get blitzkrieg'd b-word

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737163036DyEX9B4Y4GO3xA.webp

Bismarck is quickly willing to capitulate.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737163037V8okWutdRIxB4A.webp

Now the "Province of Borussia" is willing to accept my new government.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737167241XqYBelJ0mgdUsw.webp

A few turns later and HE'S HERE!!!!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737163782uKQz1xGuIdWz9Q.webp

:marseysoypoint2#:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737163037Vn0Ls5V3gBkNow.webp

Ethiopia apparently had a Defensive Pact with Germany so we're at war again now. I have just the thing for them :marseynukegoggles:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737163037FM7GwOAuXcLtdw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737163037DwVLHiayy5fE0g.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737163038XwfdztK1HO5K1g.webp

Nukes are much more powerful than in base game. I finish off stragglers with some biplanes and move in to take this irradiated shithole.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737163038NREIT8NnWVqZXw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17371631252J63kZjOAeDqRw.webp


Probably nearing the endgame soon. I may be touching grass tomorrow so if not Saturday maybe Sunday

In the meantime, there's a missing String for Communist Sweden - someone give me a good name for them and I'll go into the XML files and change it.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737163782Ylg1358uvK6WWQ.webp

NEXT

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Marsey Style XL LoRA

I've been messing around trying to figure out LoRA training recently and decided to train a style LoRA on the original Marsey Telegram stickers.

Should more flexible than MarseyGen since this is trained on a newer uncensored model, but it's booru tag-based so it's not as easy to prompt.

Civitai Download Page

Recommended Settings:

  • Requires a UI that supports SDXL V-Pred models such as reForge/Comfy UI

  • Model: NoobAI-XL V-Pred-1.0 (may work ok with other NoobAI based models)

  • LoRA strength: 1.0

  • Sampler: Euler A

  • Scheduler: Beta

  • Steps: 30

  • CFG Scale: 5

  • CFG Rescale: 0.5-0.7

  • Zero SNR: On

Use the following tags to generate images of Marsey:

domestic cat, white fur, orange fur, black eyes, striped tail

Full example prompt:

masterpiece, best quality, marseystyle,

solo, domestic cat, white fur, orange fur, black eyes, striped tail, sitting, :D, blush, black background

<lora:marseystyle:1>

Negative prompt: worst quality, low quality

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Early springcells be seething over six more weeks chads.

Woke up at 3 am, drove two hours and then walked three miles there and back to see this little neighbor say six more weeks of winter.

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[๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜] beyoncรฉ had the worst country album

					
					

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It's almost like her and her husband pay for every accolade they've been given (2)

LOL if you actually think that, you've never listened to her music.There's a reason she was able to get amazing country artists on her album. (0)

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Can't say I'm surprised as the Grammys aren't what they used to be, but I think Lainey should have won that category. Really anyone except Beyoncรฉ. (7)

Lainey should have so won. Flipping ridiculous ! (1)

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CC is a dissertation on the black roots of country/Americana music. You should be happy it won thenโ€ฆ (1)

I said studying something and releasing what you think that genre is, doesn't make it an effective representation of that genre. So you claiming it's a "dissertation" doesn't mean anything. I'm not even sure what makes you say that. What elements of black country do you hear? When I listen, it sounds like a pop artists rendition of what they think country isโ€ฆ. Because that's what it literally is. It has more modern pop elements than it does country. (0)

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My bad, I didn't realize you would take that to mean those two elements alone are pop. That isn't what I meant.Well no duh. I didn't say take Beyoncรฉ out. I mentioned Miley because Miley's vocals sound country. She has a drawl and grit. Not saying you have to have those particular elements but there are clearly vocal differences from a pop singer and a country singer. If Chris Stapleton, Morgan Wallen, or Lainey Wilson sang a song without a twangy guitar or overly hokey lyrics you will still recognize it as country. That was my point. If I took Beyoncรฉ song with just Beyoncรฉ and no twangy guitar or Miley Cyrusโ€ฆ it would just sound like one of her pop songs. I really don't want to harp you anymore but I can't just ignore this lol. Just as a twangy guitar doesn't make a song country I don't think corny country sounding lyrics make a song country. I don't think Lil Nas X singing about a a horse makes him a country singer lol. It's a great song and is fun. But, to me, it lacks any depth... (1)

beyoncรฉ has more of a drawl than miley though, like her accent has always been very strong. and mentioning lil nas x in the same sentence as this is crazy lol. his was obviously putting on a costume whereas hers could literally be a dissertation about the roots of country music. obviously i'm not saying every single song on the record is country nor is she suddenly intentionally singing with a southern accent, but i think if you're gonna critique any song on the album for having "corny country" lyrics it shouldn't be this one. texas hold em is right there๐Ÿ˜ญas far as the "costume" i just think that's disingenuous. nowhere has she said "hey everyone now i'm a country singer or country artist" but if she did, so what? genres shouldn't be gatekept. it limits innovation. modern country is borrowing SO many other elements of so many other genres but nobody gets mad about that. post malone is a rapper and people are saying he should've won over her, so why can't she win? she made a country ... (1)

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I feel so bad for the artists. It's an insult to their craft. (2)

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I mean there is definitely a vibe of her using country like a costume. Studying country aspects and incorporating it into an album doesn't make the album any better. No more than a country artist studying R&B and releasing some corny album with corny lyrics. Like "this ain't Texas, ain't no hold em"? Come onโ€ฆ and that was the most popular song on the album. Like what metric are we using to call this good? (1)

Chris Stapleton's biggest song is an interpolation of an R&B song you know shit about music. Don't you listen to different genres of music wtf is the big deal if anyone wants to make different genres of music (1)

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