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Glormph sanctions Colombia. Here's why this is the end of US global hegemony and we are in the endtimes.

https://media.tenor.com/-Iu8yrzRersAAAAx/gamer-memes.webp


Anyway remittances from the US account for 3% of Colombia's GDP so a single deportation flight is pretty devastating to their national economy. And the threats worked immediately

https://www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/2025/01/26/trump-colombia-deportation-flights-migrants-tariffs/

So we are thankfully not going to be deprived of all the many things Colombia exports here. I don't know what those things are besides coffee and cocaine but X (formerly Twitter) informs me it's a lot and very important. Crisis averted.

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Foids Posting L's :marseyl:

					
					

Girl, you are so young- too young to be living such a miserable life.

Get all your ducks in a row and LEAVE HIM.

:marseyxd#::marseywomanmoment2#:

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Man who praised Hitler: "I'm definitely not a Nazi"

Even for a professional fighter Bryce Mitchell is one of the dumbest motherlovers on the planet lol

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https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42902740

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I CAST BEER SMASH! :marseydrunk:

I really, really, REAAALLY wanna drink right now, but I have a super promising date tomorrow, so I can't :marseycry:

But I'm defo going to the casino and getting fricking wasted after the date, regardless of how it goes (It's just our first date)

Are you drinking, frens?

!metashit :D


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737476836AUjboWPGhOBYhA.webp

Current HP: 117/120

Current Mana: 160/180

Inventory:

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:marseylongpost: :marseyautism: :marseytrain: :marseysailor:: Zizians on a boat!

also https://archive.is/7gmHU

Not copypasting the whole article, but nice fleet dorks:

Almost as soon as the Caleb entered the Pillar Point Harbor in the summer 2017, its crew ran into trouble, leading to the San Mateo County Harbor District filing a lawsuit against Danielson and Powell. The first time the U.S. Coast Guard boarded the tugboat for an inspection, the agency warned Danielson about the dangers of anchoring the dilapidated vessel, which carried 3,000 gallons of diesel fuel.

Danielson signed papers acknowledging her obligations under the Clean Water Act. But neighbors had already lodged complaints about the Caleb being docked illegally and storing 500 gallons of oily bilge water, court records show.

The Coast Guard called the boat "an imminent threat to the public health" and ordered the owners to finalize a mitigation plan. Rough seas in winter 2017 sent the tug into other anchored vessels, damaging them, the lawsuit stated.

By December 2017, Danielson had registered two more boats at Pillar Point Harbor, including the Islander that she and LaSota once shared and a boat called the Letoile de Mer. Over the next year, the vessels all faced anchor problems, and other harbor tenants raised concerns that the massive tug might ram them, harbor officials said.

A former employee at the harbor, who asked to remain anonymous out of concerns for his safety, described the vessel as less than seaworthy and its "shabby" crew as a nuisance.

"Feral humans we called them," the employee said. "They're just living, trying to get away with whatever they can under the wire. Most harbors have them, harbor rats that are just living the alternative lifestyle."

When the employee boarded the vessel to inspect it, he said the living quarters were a "mess." He recalled seeing s*x toys and lingerie in "plain view" in one of the bunkrooms. "It was filthy," he said. "They weren't hiding anything, that's for sure."

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738931482oV6u-8hyFVHRUg.webp

Back at Pillar Point, the Caleb's troubles mounted. In 2021, San Mateo County authorities determined the boat was no longer seaworthy and ordered the owners to remove it. No owner responded and its anchor continued to drag. Then in early 2022, winter storms tossed the boat around the harbor, endangering other vessels. No one responded to radio calls to the Caleb, the district alleged in a lawsuit.

The night of March 12, 2022, Danielson and her crew moved the Caleb to the harbor's work dock, but staff explained the boat was too large to be there, harbor officials said. "Danielson and crew got into a vehicle and drove off and have not been seen at (Pillar Point Harbor) or near the Caleb since," the harbor district's lawsuit stated.

The Caleb had been abandoned. The harbor district, records show, wound up paying a marine salvage company to remove hazardous materials from the boat and anchor it away from the dock.

A few months later, in August 2022, LaSota faked her own death.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738931481E7T_1EjOYuAzbw.webp

While Danielson and LaSota haven't been seen at the harbor in three years, their legacy โ€” a 345-ton heap of metal waste โ€” rests near the community of Princeton-by-the-Sea and the cliffs of Mavericks Beach.

Harbor District General Manager Jim Pruett said the price tag for removing the ship would be about $2 million. It's a big ask for an agency with an annual budget of $13 million, Pruett said, so he's applying for grants to shoulder the cost.

:#marseyplanetgenocide:

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I'll find :soysnooseethe: as it shows up.


					
					
					
	

				
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I'm sorry

I'm sorry

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Kash Patel says the fricking N word in Senate hearing :marseyhappening:

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The first terrorist getting deported for organizing Pro-Palestine campus protests is... Liu Lijun??! :marseyburgers:

!asians is that at least like a Uyghur name? Do Uyghurs look different then Han?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17383952206DDDu2JybO7E3g.webp

Okay so this is just a full on Chinese. Weird!

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Daddy ORDERS prices to go down :marseydarktrump:

I hereby order the heads of all executive departments and agencies to deliver emergency price relief, consistent with applicable law, to the American people and increase the prosperity of the American worker.

https://media.tenor.com/uAq3dVk0LkoAAAAx/office-the.webp

Checkmate, egg prices. :marseyshapiro:

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When we interact with life, we should do so with genuine hearts.

And in my heart there is COOM.

I am a HEDONIST. ALL IS NOTHING COMPARED TO MY GLORIOUS COOM.

If cooming has billions of fans (it does), then I am one of them. If there are only ten coomers, then I am one of them. If there is but one coomer, then that is me. If there are no coomers, then that means I am no longer on Earth. If the world is against cooming, then I am against the world.

If think about it, cumming is literally the PERFECT hobby. You don't need anybody else to do it. You don't need any "thing" else. You don't even need your clothes. It's just you and your body and coom. It's like a connection with god. Maximalism through minimalism, or vice versa.

https://media.tenor.com/8NG2FY82ZT4AAAAx/superman-godzilla.webp

https://media.tenor.com/8aDLOzRRZTMAAAAx/muscle-man-the-regular-show.webp

I coom to genocides and abuse neighbor I desecrate the sacred. I blaspheme and spit when I coom then I coom some more. I'm an untrollable maniac if we're talking about the C*M scale hard peepee BBC porn human trafficking nigguh I corrupt the next generation by spreading drugs and STDs all around them.

https://media.tenor.com/Sp8gClkskF8AAAAx/cum-porridge.webp

https://media.tenor.com/W1qWg5Z4kgcAAAAx/emotional-cry.webp

https://media.tenor.com/NKGNJss7FYEAAAAx/ok-oh-yes-yes-o-yeah-yes-no-yes-go-on-yea-yes.webp

You don't know what's made me coom so don't try me. This new generation of coomers annoy me. My generation is the one of true SOULFUL gooning. Everything else is just an imitation. Real shit, you think it would be a good business to open up a longue where I don't sell any drugs or alcohol, just provide calm music, chilled water, and a table where distinguished folks can talk about the finer aspects of gooning. What stroke you use, what new kink you've developed, if you're sick of one kink just keep GOONING until a new fetish lights your fire. TRUST THE PROCESS.

https://media.tenor.com/oneTqbTM-2oAAAAx/rdveluvs.webp

And you'll have some of the most amazing cooms imaginable

https://media.tenor.com/RN4Berzy2xYAAAAx/yves-yves-loona.webp

And to the admins of this shithole site: Yes this is an effortpost because you best believe I was gooning HARD when I wrote this. Headset on, "open video in smaller tab" shit nigguh I took my fricking shirt and pants off for this shit, we don't take half measures when it comes to gooning. I'm trying to start a C*M gang, you interested in signing up?

I GOON when reading the Bible

I GOON when I'm eating

I GOON when I'm on the phone

I GOON whenever I have even a vague sexual thought or my hand happens to brush upon my peepee. That's enough to derail my entire day with just coom. As you can imagine, it gets hard to deal with all the laundry when you COOM so much but I've learned to just keep a lot of towels lying around the house. Goon and wipe yourself as you see fit.

https://media.tenor.com/MS5XTfd4VcwAAAAx/kablammy-gang.webp

By the end of my reign, you'll be calling me Satan's Nightmare.

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KINDA PREGNANT Trailer (2025) Amy Schumer

Netflix + Amy Schumer + fake pregnancy = PURE KINO

@JimieWhales love sucking peepee and feeling superior too white girls

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npc redditors dont even know what they're protesting for :npc:

					
					
					
	

				
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!nonchuds !chudmoment !g*mers !goyim

>That's curtains, th-ACK!

:#speechbubble:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16936554487795408.webp

>Pretty much. That is literally the dogshit writing dream te-ACK!

:!#speechbubble:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17340561076309214.webp

>Sucker Punch, insomniac, naughty dog and Santa Monica were some of my favourite studios. It's crazy how they have all fallen. I miss when gaming wasn't main stre-ACK!

:#speechbubble:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736886088-8AjNn6fCVVlCw.webp

ON THE LAST EPISODE OF THE GREAT NIPPONCAUST OF 2024-2025:

https://rdrama.net/post/303041/effortpost-culture-war-chimpout-cwc-32769

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  • UraniumDonGER : "Disney Background". Yeah, her prince charming will arrive anytime soon :marseyeggless:

https://x.com/_troubling/status/1883566145489527031

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GiOwMhwW0AAsc41?format=jpg&name=large

sorry it's such a lazy post but yeah pretty funny huh ๐Ÿ˜ I made a post about this guy being ugly and jewish before but they actually do look like my childhood friend's parents and the mom would go all out for every holiday with themed hand towels and such and the dad liked to drink beer and watch hockey but they were nice and wholesome and always bought us chinese food so I feel like these two should get married :marseyreading:

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There is no postmortem I forgot this happened and I just remembered

I think this was the last funny thing to happen on rDrama aside from the Marself on a Marshelf event

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RTX 5090 Lottery in Japan ends in chaos: buyers climb fence of next-door kindergarten

The situation on RTX 50 launch day looks dire. It seems that the few people who manage to find the cards in stock online will either be powered by fast AI algorithms or simply lucky to be near retailer servers.

We previously reported on the RTX 50 launch day lottery in Japan. The country is known for such draws, which, in order to prevent scalping, give everyone in line an equal chance to purchase limited-supply products. Only those whose tickets are chosen will be allowed to buy the product. While it's hard to call that a win, at least some participants don't leave empty-handed.

According to Japanese media, one of the lotteries at PC Koubou, which started earlier (around 15:00 local time), ended in chaos. People were seen climbing over the fence of a nearby kindergarten, and screams were heard. There's also a photo of a destroyed kingergarten sign (added above). The lottery concluded before many attendees even arrived, leading to frustration and disorder at the venue.

The PC Koubou Parts Hall has started calling for entries for a lottery to purchase the RTX5090, but the situation is currently in chaos.

Angry shouts were heard, and some people even climbed over the fence of the kindergarten next door.

@sarasteam0151 (translation)

Swedish retailer Inet confirms there may not be any RTX 5090 stock at launch. It seems they are waiting for an update from their courier company. Even if any 5090 units arrive, the retailer expects them to sell out immediately. The 5080, on the other hand, should sell "quickly."

According to a Redditor who compiled a list of MicroCenter locations and their expected RTX 5090/5080 stock, only 233 RTX 5090 cards were distributed across all stores in the U.S. Similarly, only 2,393 RTX 5080 models were allocated. This is an extremely low number of cards for launch day, though it's important to note that we cannot verify the accuracy of this list.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738312964hhUJRr_Lw4urYw.webp

However, Tustin, California, appears to be one of the few locations where lining up might make sense. The queue is already over 300 people long show messages shared on Reddit, meaning that if the numbers above are correct, the last people in line won't even have a chance to buy a card.

While it's great to see such high demand for new graphics cards, it's difficult to understand why NVIDIA did not prepare a larger stock for launch. The company was not forced to release the cards this early, and there is clearly a significant supply issue. Nothing would have changed if the launch had been delayed by a month, allowing board partners to build inventory. This way, customers wouldn't have to rely on luck, fast reflexes, or being prepared to camp outside stores.

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:marseywereback: Zoomers :marseytwerking: TikTok :marseycocomelon: is restored! Praise DDR!!

white extinction is long overdue

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[๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜] Any trump supporting businesses to avoid?

					
					

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Man, someone woke up and chose drama today (-36)

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Definitivamente making la gran uruguaya my go to now. Thanks bud (-13)

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It's not drama. I want to avoid places that don't align with my values. If the president gets to do that why can't I? (38)

Your choice to do so isn't drama.Your choice to engage in a discussion about it with Internet strangers on an anonymized site? Drama.But I could be wrong! Let's see if I'm wrong. (-20)

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Are you people for real? Jackson Heights suffers a lot from illegal immigration. ๐Ÿ™„ (-17)

Are immigrants the one raising our tax code, allowing racism to run rampant, spreading lies, releasing violent criminals, firing hardworking people because they're uplifting minority voices, defunding federal organizations which directly led to a plane crash and deaths of civilians, increasing tariffs that will only harm the average person, etc? (13)

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It's not drama. I want to avoid places that don't align with my values. If the president gets to do that why can't I? (38)

There are many things this President has done or gets to do that you will never be able to.I expect this to be a controversial statement in true Reddit fashion.EDIT: never change Reddit, I was talking about the fact that he got away with felonies, being a male feminist, a libertarian, an open racist, and somehow becoming President while simultaneously being the dumbest person I have ever had the displeasure of listening to more than any human deserves. Knew you guys would take it the wrong way and come with the pitchforks. (-11)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”˜

As recently as last year Dan Cathy has publicly opposed marriage equality. (7)

So what? Why don't you go ask the local mosque if they approve of you? I don't care who approves of me or not. And doesn't matter if they oppose gay people being married, who cares? When I was a hateful leftist I used to say oh don't eat Chick-fil-A. I don't do that anymore. I eat Chick-fil-A. It's a great company. You know they just shot and killed an ex-muslim in Sweden? Sweden a progressive, western country. We need to take control of our borders and stop our country being overrun by people who hate us. (-4)

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Where is X (formerly chiobu)tt :marseychonkerchingchong:

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