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This is what peak youtube influencer code looks like

					
					

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738520815vIVD4U0Za-EktA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738520816W1waXN4Uin9o3A.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17385208166RfLU2chZrL5xQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738520917nANnzIjrdCksSQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738520917abtKOngZL2_RVA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738520918xc8p-08PuPvvuw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738520992fit9fS6qgAuYOw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738520992jBPouhK6xc-2kA.webp

!codecels it's 1000 lines of copy/paste slop that would get an intern bullied

:#marseyxd:

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Fatass that can't sit down and write because he's busy eating says an Elden Ring movie could happen.

https://www.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/s/twZojbLKcj

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Most of crypto for the last while has been based on the asymmetric difficulty of two items of the same maths operation

p = prime1

q = prime2

result = p * q

asymmetry 1 : it is very easy to check that a number multiplied by result involved p and q, assuming you know them already.

asymmetry 2: it is very hard to work out what p and q are if you only see the result term, mostly because they're [a] prime and [b] big.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapdoor_function

!codecels

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Israeli :marseygoy: buses explode :marseymindblown: due to failed :marseyoutried: Palestinian :marseypalestoidpager: terror :marseymonsterpenisshadow: plot

!jidf

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Boston is full of a bunch of fricking nazis

					
					
					
	

				
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https://old.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/comments/1isc201/this_is_how_you_restrict_a_song_which_should_have/

https://old.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/comments/1isi6og/macklemores_new_song_critical_of_trump_and_musk/

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Dei roundup!

					
					

Halftime show sucked

https://old.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/1ilvnzl/here_comes_the_racism/

:marseytrain2:s ruin magic

https://old.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1iln7lb/maros_final_word_on_dei_in_magic/

New hampshire chud victory

https://old.reddit.com/r/newhampshire/comments/1ilniy4/new_hampshire_gop_lawmakers_join_attacks_on_dei/

Trump derangement syndrome can be cured

https://old.reddit.com/r/Omaha/comments/1ilscfa/its_been_getting_increasingly_worrisome_out_here/

Asians don't need the democrats

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1ilslpu/east_asians_have_been_on_a_generational_run_for/

Magic the gathering again

https://old.reddit.com/r/freemagic/comments/1ilorsr/since_it_is_already_locked_in_the_main_sub_here/

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NDP Candidate compares Israel to Nazi Germany : ontarioVis full of nazis

					
					
					
	

				
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:chudtantrum: Chuds are upset because Netflix says ancient gayreeks were homogays :marsey300:

Noo it's not proven that Alexander was bussy blasting hot twinks nooo :soycry:

You can only conquer shit when you're a super straight alpha male like me :soymad:

It was a very long game, the gayreeks have won, gen Z is gay :chuditsover:

Chuds (black) are suddenly upset when a euro country embraces it's traditions :chudrage:

No one can escape the liberal gayinization :marseydoomer:

https://x.com/Twitermytweet/status/1754623627377447164

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17388636963JjN_UN2zSodow.webp

I don't think a guy who conquered whole countries cared too much to keep his enemies' kids alive :marseyhmm:

Everyone with half a brain cell you r-slur :marseyleafpearlclutch:

Because gayreeks were sappy kid of strags :marseyshy4:

I know, they could have made him monkeydonian :marseyscared:

Alexander was the only greek in Greece who didn't frick other men, that's why he was the Great :chudsmug:

Who else will Netflix turn gay next? Achilles? Is no one safe? :marseypearlclutch2:

!jannies chud post :marseypin2:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739575478B2f_s-eER7HiLA.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/comments/1ipahb7/the_united_states_of_america_and_the_people_vs/

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Woke is over

:marseywereback: trans lives matter

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Bardfinn describes his egg cracking journey :marseyeggirl:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738525026AGBhLKeaHA9eFA.webp

In case you're like me, and had no idea what an "ego death" involves other than a vague awareness of it being some kind of Freudian nonsense:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738525027KGYYYa7H-BcbaQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738525027E-WcMnI35uHo5g.webp

Oh, he went nuts. Why not just say so? :marseyshrug:

So Bardfinn was a normal well adjusted functioning adult 20-30 years ago?

Not exactly.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738525027N02_CKyOxoS97Q.webp

That's right. Our neighbor walked away from the best job he ever had because the boys wanted to go to Hooters.

:#marseysmoothbrain:

Now he collects welfare payments and creates AI horrors he can post on BlueSky for 27 likes.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738525027xfCVLWFZT8VnQg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738525027pU2uKVJrCwjLyQ.webp

:#marseyrevolution:

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-13 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Sorry to rain on the partisan parade πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ/r/OptimistsUnite (242K)59%2244
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜If kanye announces a world tour would you go?/r/Kanye (894K)61%1147
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜What if the US split into a blue nation and red nation based on pol.../r/whatif (31K)56%790
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Army Recruiter Here/r/Felons (42K)55%751
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Awwww πŸ₯΄πŸ€ŒπŸ»!!/r/MemeVideos (555K)63%842
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Would ya'll date someone bipolar? That's on medication/r/AskMenAdvice (278K)51%537
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Defend Democracy/r/LasVegas (198K)61%626
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜A person with no options is NOT a better option./r/PurplePillDebate (136K)48%421
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Video games should be more expensive/r/The10thDentist (304K)56%469
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Does anyone here NOT absolutely despite Mahomes and the Chiefs to l.../r/NFLv2 (61K)50%316

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜What if the US split into a blue nation and red nation based on pol.../r/whatif (31K)56%790
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Im fricking done/r/linuxsucks (8K)52%140
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Army Recruiter Here/r/Felons (42K)55%751
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜A6 Songs (So Far) Not Great./r/lightsalot (7K)49%77
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Petition against anti-transgender talk hosted by the University of .../r/oxforduni (23K)48%216
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜'The View' Joy Behar Back In Action Explaining Long Absence/r/theview (6K)49%51
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜How do you justify voting Conservative in Oakville-North Burlington?/r/BurlingtonON (29K)50%258
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Sorry to rain on the partisan parade πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ/r/OptimistsUnite (242K)59%2244
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜FIRST READING: Trudeau government already missing targets on pledge.../r/WildRoseCountry (5K)50%29
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Does anyone here NOT absolutely despite Mahomes and the Chiefs to l.../r/NFLv2 (61K)50%316

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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NFL Stadiums developing Anti-Air defenses

:marseysaluteusa#:

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[SFW AND WHOLESOME ROMANTIC STORY] Into the Unknown....

High in the rugged mountains of Central Asia, where the wind howled through rocky crevices and the air was thin and cold, a solitary manul named Tsuruoka prowled the steppes. His thick, grayish fur rippled in the breeze, and his piercing yellow eyes scanned the terrain for movement. Tsuruoka was a skilled hunter, patient and precise, but lately, he had felt a restlessness he couldn't quite explain.

One crisp morning, as the sun cast long shadows across the barren landscape, Tsuruoka caught a scent on the windβ€”something unfamiliar yet intriguing. It was faint, but it stirred something deep within him. He followed the trail, his padded feet moving silently over the rocky ground, until he reached a narrow gorge. There, perched on a ledge overlooking the valley, was another manul.

She was smaller than Tsuruoka, with a coat that shimmered silver in the sunlight. Her wide, round eyes were fixed on the horizon, and her tufted ears twitched at the sound of his approach. Tsuruoka froze, unsure of how to proceed. Manuls were solitary by nature, and encounters between them were rare.

But then she turned her head, and their eyes met. For a moment, neither moved. Then, with a soft chuff, she leaped down from the ledge and approached him cautiously. Tsuruoka's heart raced as she drew closer, her scent filling his senses. She was unlike anything he had ever encounteredβ€”graceful, confident, and utterly captivating.

Her name was Nana, and she had traveled far to find a new territory. As they sat together on the ledge, watching the sun dip below the horizon, Tsuruoka felt a connection he had never known before. Nana's presence was calming yet exhilarating, and he found himself drawn to her in ways he couldn't explain.

Over the following weeks, Tsuruoka and Nana explored the mountains together. They hunted side by side, their movements perfectly synchronized, and shared the warmth of their dens during the frigid nights. Tsuruoka taught Nana the secrets of the landβ€”the best places to find pikas, the hidden crevices where the wind couldn't reachβ€”and Nana, in turn, brought a new energy to Tsuruoka's solitary life.

One evening, as they sat atop a high ridge, the stars stretching endlessly above them, Tsuruoka nuzzled Nana's cheek. She responded with a soft purr, leaning into him. In that moment, surrounded by the vast, untamed wilderness, they knew they had found something rare and preciousβ€”a bond that transcended their solitary instincts.

From that day on, Tsuruoka and Nana were inseparable. Together, they navigated the challenges of their harsh environment, their love a beacon of warmth in the cold, unforgiving landscape. And though the world around them was wild and untamed, they had found a sanctuary in each other.

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:marseyemojilaugh: BONGS TO BAN POINTY KNIVES :marseyemojilaugh:

OI GUVNAH YEW GO' A LOICENSE F'DAT DEYUH POIN'Y KNOIFE COR BLOIMEY INNIT?

:#marseybongcoptalking:

A Hollywood actor who glamorizes psychotic murderers on death row as the good guys told England to ban pointy knives

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738897762kGulM4-XfICxSA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738897632EevGBsBh83LU1Q.webp

!burgers point and laugh at the !britbongs

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Mexico just rugged leafs? :marseyemojilaugh:

Blackface trusted the bean yenta to team up on Donald and he got fricked

She's kinda based for it tbh

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738596818ssnGaqz9PnlIyA.webp

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Leaked draft: EU wants to make "hate crime" an EU-wide felony :marseyemojilaugh:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739028197ubI2pTB2RjgGNw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739028223YgxCj5B6ZF7WyA.webp

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A leaked draft of the list of plans by the European Commission shows that the Commission wants to follow a new approach to introduce "hate crime" as a felony in the entire EU. There have been several attempts since 2021.

Already during her first term as Commission president, Ursula von der Leyen wanted to declare "hate crime" a EU felony.

The magazine Euractiv recently published a draft of the list of all initiatives that the European Commission wants to implement this year. On Tuesday, February 11th, the final list is to be presented by Ursula von der Leyen to the members of the European Parliament. The European Commission president wants to tackle another initiative so that "hate speech" is recognized as a felony in all of the European Union.

Already in 2021, during her first term as Commission president, the Commission presented a corresponding legal initiative. The parliament agreed to the initiative, but there was no agreement in the Council of the European Union. Because "hate crime" can only be introduced as a EU-wide felony if all member states agree. In November 2023, members of the European Parliament demanded again that the initiative shall be followed on.

Crimes need to meet certain requirements in order to be considered "EU crimes". These requirements are stipulated in Article 83 Paragraph 1 on the work of the European Union. The crimes must be cross-border, the acts must be categorized as "particularly severe crime", and there must not be an alternative to the expansion of EU crime status to get the crime under control. So far, among EU felonies are human trafficking, terrorism, and money laundering. "Hate speech" allegedly is cross-border not only because of the Internet, but also because media such as newspapers are able to distribute content far and wide.

So far, at the level of the European Union, discrimination on the basis of skin color, religion, or s*x is punishable. The European Commission argues that the introduction of a felony "hate crime" is necessary because hate not only harms the individual victim, but "also society at large", as the legal initiative from 2021 says. "Hate undermines the very foundations of our society. It weakens mutual understanding and respect for diversity on which pluralistic and democratic societies are built", it continues.

When "hate crime" is fundamentally recognized as a felony in the European Union, then, in a second step, the Commission together with the Parliament and the Council of the European Union, in the scope of the regular legislative procedure, can set concrete characteristics of the felony "hate crime". Also, the three institutions can then decree minimum regulations that are then valid in all member states.

Currently, in EU law, there is no definition of hate speech and hate crime. On the definition of the term "hate speech", the Commission refers to a recommendation by the European Council from 1997, in which it states that hate speech is the incitement of hate because of certain protected characteristics like religion or s*x. The term "hate crime" is being defined in a recommendation by the European Commission in 2015 as "advocacy, promotion or incitement, in any form, of the denigration, hatred or vilification of a person or group of persons." A "negative stereotyping" is also seen as "hate crime". In that, it is about characteristics like an alleged social gender identity, age, origin, s*x, or religion.

Based on these two documents, the Commission speaks of "hate crime" being any crime with a motive based on prejudices. Specifically, the initiative from 2021 says: "For both hate speech and hate crime, it is the bias motivation that triggers the perpetrator's action." Furthermore: "These are 'identity' or 'message' acts, as the messages conveyed - notably that the targeted victims do not belong to that society - are addressed not only to the victim, but also to their community or group."

Accordingly, the motivation of the perpetrator is crucial for the felony. In addition, the text says that "hate crime" and hate speech "undermine the foundations of the EU". The European Court of Human Rights (ECtHR) decided in 2006 that it could be necessary for "democratic societies to sanction or even prevent all forms of expression which spread, incite, promote or justify hatred based on intolerance".

The right to freedom of speech does not protect against law enforcement reactions to hate speech, the ECtHR says. The legal initiative from 2021 also refers to the concept of a "ladder of harm" or "pyramid of hate", according to which hate not only leads to discrimination or insults, but also "bias motivated violence" like r*pe, murder, or genocide. As an example, they refer to a study according to which hate-filled tweets lead to an increase of hate crime in a city.

!nooticers

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Microsoft update failed in our office and Teams and Onedrive are inaccessible. I don't want to jinx it but I think we're about to be sent home early :marseybegging:

Update: got sent home. Am waiting for my connection at Kowloon Tong. Never usually see the MTR after 8.30am or before 6pm.

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Car of peace in Munich

While many details still aren't known, police say the man they've detained in Munich is a 24-year-old Afghan asylum seeker who was known to them for theft and drug offences.

https://media.tenor.com/_gKNzAFYWX8AAAAx/here-we-go-again-hwga.webp

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HI DRAMA FRENS.

Say onye cute thing abwout mwe + anyother dwamatard. Best answer gets a pwize.

!metashit

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:!diddykongdance::diddykongscared:KONGMAXXING EVENT! BADGES GALORE! RETURN OF THE KONG:!diddykongscared::diddykongdance:

Hi! It's now February, and you know what that means - it's time for our annual Donkey Kong December celebration!!!!

:#donkeykongchestbeat:

Unlike last year (but like the year before!), this time around there are

NEW BADGES

and as you know I am extremely sleep deprived, so I will mostly be just copypasting from this thread here https://rdrama.net/post/156812/diddykongdancediddykongscaredkongmaxxing-event-badges-galore-diddykongscareddiddykongdance

NOTE: Badges appear on profiles in the order they were granted, so I will be paying out in order so as to spell K-O-N-G. So if you're just doing the G (name and stuff), that will be paid out after the event.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738452202WeQtTajZ_asYqQ.webp

SUBMIT A DONKEY-KONG THEMED BANNER TO EARN YOUR K. No low effort, quality control will be exercised. You know the drill by now with how banners work.

Protip: Here is a fantastic Donkey Kong font - https://fontmeme.com/donkey-kong-font/. There are a huge number of Donkey Kong assets out there if you don't feel like creating your own.

Submit here: https://rdrama.net/submit/banners


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738452202Wxg2508R3epMgQ.webp

SUBMIT A DONKEY KONG-THEMED SIDEBAR PIECE TO EARN YOUR O. Requirements: Must incorporate Marsey or another mascot (bardfinn counts if you want). No low effort, quality control will be exercised.

Submit here: https://rdrama.net/submit/sidebar


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738452202DSRtIKROs6rkbA.webp

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SUBMIT A DONKEY-KONG THEMED MARSEY or DONKEY KONG EMOJI TO EARN YOUR N. Requirements: None for Marseys, you know the drill with those by now. For straight up DK emojis, these need to be transparent background animated assets from the games. No low effort Marseys, quality control will be exercised.

Submit here: https://rdrama.net/submit/emojis

NOTE: Game assets should be submit under the new "Donkey Kong" category. Marseys still go under Marsey.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/173845220254m7zA87lhIsgQ.webp

ROCK A KONG-THEMED NAME (USE "KONG" SOMEWHERE), PFP AND PRONOUNS TO EARN YOUR G. It really is that simple. The G symbolizes that you are a real and true G. Anthems, profile backgrounds, and banners aren't required because I don't have time to check all of that, but it is strongly encouraged. If you're found to have de-konged yourself before the end of the event (TBD at this time), you will LOSE YOUR G.

If you've kongmaxxed your name, leave a comment in this thread - https://rdrama.net/post/338843 - and I will review at end of event and badge those who stayed true to the faith.


BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE

ALL COINS FROM VOTES ARE DOUBLED

THAT'S EIGHT COINS PER THREAD VOTE AND TWO COINS PER COMMENT VOTE

AND ALSO
LOOTBOXES ARE BACK IN THE SHOP :#kongsuprise:
:#diddykongboombox: :#donkeykongbass: :#dixiekongguitar: :#kiddykongdru!ms:

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