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Hey dramafoids, want to ride in my $610 Chinese aluminum/plastic car :marseysteerchingchong:

!cars !asians

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[🤓🤓🤓🔘🔘] Boycotting businesses that support Trump?

					
					

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔘

So you are a fascist that believes only those that share your opinion are worthy?G'head downmarsey this. Just realize that those that do are the reason y'all lost the election. (-53)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔘

No way you won't support a person cause of who they voted for. For them it makes sense. In fact Trump is even the better candidate. Imagine saying I'm not going to eat somewhere because of their beliefs and say their in the wrong. It's not like they're doing anything illegal or wrong. Respectfully, frick you and anybody who cares about political beliefs in a business, it's doesn't affect whether they can make a good product (-32)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔘

I think these people should be punished for what they voted for. (24)

So you want to "punish" people who don't agree with you? Indirectly punishing their employees, families and their local communities. You remind me of a young Austrian man who just wanted to be a painter. (-33)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Explain exactly, how supporting the Constitution is the "wrong side of history"? I'll wait. (-8)

Red herring. No where did I mention the constitution, but if you're going to bring it up in regard to this post about Trump-supporting businesses, then I'll say this: Trump has repeatedly violated the constitution:* Using his political power to profit from his businesses while in office (Emoluments Clause) * Enlisting foreign governments to investigate his political opponents (Ukraine 2019, for which he was impeached)* His administration repeatedly refusing to comply with subpoenas to Congress* Falsifying business records to hide illicit activity (Stormy Daniels hush money case, overvaluing his real estate) * Conspiracy to overturn an election (denial of 2020 election results, fake electors plot, pressuring political allies in key states to reject election results, asking Georgia officials to "find" votes for him)* Incitement of insurrection/riot. Denied the 2020 election results, spread misinformation about voter fraud, encouraged supporters to march on the Capitol during the certi... (21)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

The op has clearly made this "us v them". I don't care if a politician cares about me. That's not the role of government. Never has been. I don't think you know what the word fascist means. G'head, go look it up. Who i history jailed his political oponents? (-1)

We're talking about two different things. You're using false equivalency. OP doesn't want to support businesses who are directly contributing to the rapid and violent decay and destruction of this country. That is his free market right. What you're doing is acting like a sore winner by using childish, bullying taunts. But whatever, it's par for the course, I don't care about any of that. Here are the 14 "early warning signs of fascism" made famous by a poster displayed in the US Holocaust Museum:Powerful and continuing expressions of nationalismDisdain for the importance of human rightsIdentification of enemies/scapegoats as a unifying causeThe supremacy of the military/avid militarismRampant sexismA controlled mass mediaObsession with national securityReligion and ruling elite tied togetherPower of corporations protectedPower of labor suppressed or eliminatedDisdain and suppression of intellectuals and the artsObsession with crime and punishmentRampant cronyism and corruptionFraudu... (5)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

These people don't support bigotry. The problem with you extreme left folks is always categorizing people as something evil when you have a disagreement. Grow the frick up. (0)

Your group literally got offended bc target sold pride flags. Flags you didn't have to buy lol. But we need to grow up? And yes you support bigotry. Sexism. Racism. Homophobia. By voting Republican. They are already talking about repealing gay marriage. Why? Never mind the attack on trans ppl. I'm not even talking about bathrooms (which us stupid) or sports (yall don't care about women sports. You just hate trans). I'm talking about the trans men and women who have loyally served our country. The ones who wanted to enlist. And they can't. Taking a woman's right to choose to carry a child even during r*pe. Placing an unborn child's life as more important than the mothers. The fact women have died from pregnancy complications. These Ice raids. Fine round them up if you have to. Nobody is denying illegal immigration's problem. However referring to all of them as criminals, animals? Treating them like less than human? Harassing actual citizens. Potentially scaring chi... (2)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/avalve

Score: 🐮🔘🔘🔘🔘

Number of comments: 8

Average angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

Maximum angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Minimum angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

NEW: Subscribe to /h/miners to see untapped drama veins, ripe for mining! :marseyminer:

:marppy: autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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No Hard Feelings - MOVIE REVIEW!

I need DC asap because the casino is fricking rigged, so you're getting a movie review! This movie is like two years old now and I still think about it to this day, not because of the pornographic scene, but because of the storyline.

The whole idea behind the movie is that a 30 year old dommie-mommie is broke asl and needs to pay property taxes to keep her mom's house. Instead of selling it off, she wants to keep it because of the NOSTALGIA o algo. To get the money, she finds a craigslist offer about a family who's giving away a car for a hot single in their area to "date" their son. The whole reason behind this is that their son is an incel (not a he-man woman hater incel) and they want to get him used to socializing before he's sent off to college. After this, the movie is mostly comedic filler that doesn't really expand on the story, but is still fun to watch. She goes to the place that the son is working at (as the parents don't want him to know it's all staged) and tries seducing him. I forgot how it happens but she ends up getting him in some van and he pepper-sprays her thinking she's going to r*pe him (friggin sweet!). The only other memorable part is the scene on the beach where they go skinny dipping for some reason, a group of teens steal their clothes and a NAKED JENNIFER LAWRENCE beats the shit out of them. After that she tries having s*x with the incel but he refuses, so she then steals HIS clothes and tries to drive off which results in him jumping on her (borrowed) car and fighting for some reason. The scene is both funny and arousing (to me at least). I also now permanently associate Maneater with this scene, which is somewhat nice.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738567922-JLSE843fwUfTQ.webp

Later in the movie, the incel finds true love and ALMOST has s*x with someone who wasn't trying to use him, but SHE ends up barging in and ending anything that was going on between them. The next day, the incel overhears his parents conversing with the MC about how she needs to convince him to go to college and not stay with the actual love of his life. In a fit of rage, he calls over his groomercord buddy to crash the reward car and tries to scam her into having s*x. He ends up prematurely ejaculating because WHO WOULDN'T? The movie then becomes boring as they retract from the main point about the incel and go back to the MC's useless self-inflicted issue about paying off the house. She decides to sell the house and move to California because her friends are moving away too and this makes her start to think if soying over nostalgia is actually productive to her life.

This movie did have it's own fair share of drama (albeit wasn't that big) where the film was accused of normalizing grooming.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738567922uaDkPI_5V-uFKA.webp

Xhe almost has a point, the part where it falls flat though is that I would be happy to be in his position.

During the whole movie, I felt a huge connection with this dude. I suggest giving it a watch if you're ever in need of a laugh/feeling down/feeling romantical.

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Chuds (Sacramento County Sheriffs) arrest brave resistance hero (political cartoonist) on CSAM possession charges (yes he accused people he didn't like of libertarianism)

twitter archive

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737054547tphsGkJ9LdzVAg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737054547GM16gaXbEsOlqw.webp

And yes, he was fricking also the fricking worst thing imaginable... a patron beggar

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737054547-2ibvFnJ7swD_g.webp

Just remember, chuds, news is fricking fake via https://www.candorville.com/ webzone and https://www.candorville.com/rudy-park/ subwebzone

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737054548BCsjK6E6wt6D1g.webp

Suffer not a fricking cartoonist among you, chayt.

E: swear on me fricking mum the fricking archive sites are fricking getting slower and more overloaded by the fricking day.

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Accountability :marseystonetoss:

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:marseyrake: A nation of cucks prepares to surrender :crankykong:

I think the Tariffs start on Tuesday, so the Canadians :marseybeaver: are mentally preparing for their surrender on Sunday :marseywhiteflag:

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read the EO here

:marseysnoo:

https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1i0co17/nvidia_statement_on_the_biden_administrations_ai/

https://old.reddit.com/r/stupidpol/comments/1i0ggvr/nvidia_statement_on_the_biden_administrations/

https://old.reddit.com/r/AMD_Stock/comments/1i0dm84/nvidia_statement_on_the_biden_administrations/

Orange Site:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42682773

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42683251

:marsey4chan:

https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/103878279

:marseybluecheck:

:marseymouse:

https://lemmy.world/post/24166658?scrollToComments=true

BlueSky:

Nvidia flatters Trump in scathing response to Biden’s new AI chip restrictions

The Verge (@theverge.com) 2025-01-13T13:50:01.112Z

Nvidia vehemently opposes new rules that restrict GPU shipments to most countries.

Business Insider (@businessinsider.com) 2025-01-13T16:40:12.713Z

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Are hardcore BDSM practitioners mentally ill?

A recent discussion I had about AGP got me thinking about which fetishes cross the line into psychological disorders and it occured to me that every Masochist I've ever met has been self destructive outside of their BDSM shit and every sadist I've met has been sadistic outside of their s*x life too so the idea that the whole thing is a LARP isn't very convincing.

Granted, I'm working with a small sample size but the one hardcore sadist I met IRL was a huge bully in his teen years who did all his "roleplay" with severely depressed chicks and also liked hurting people or watching them get hurt for the fun of it outside of his s*x life and had other antisocial traits. He was also into the really extreme shit like crying and bleeding.

I've met several women into it and unsurprisingly all of them had really low self esteem and depression.

Thoughts?

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Ted has forced my hand, I didn't want to do this.

Look at all this cool shit

I've seen like 4% of the update content

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738211886VZ4Q1l0PeSA0fQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738211887hQKUb_Cehu6CZg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738211889TXUTvJeVOzUp4Q.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738211890gGHOtuOZ9wvAFA.webp

I even found an underwater cave on a gas giant??????

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I don't care about Beyonce or country music and have never listened to a second of this album, but I think it's pretty obvious this is how Kamala can still win.

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Bay area rationalist death cult, or something? The Zizians

Not sure how many people follow the rationalist types but you probably have heard of or read stuff from Aella, a strangely neurodivergent self-described "whorelord" who loves using big data to do things like share her orgy planning performance.

https://old.reddit.com/r/bayarea/comments/1id8pd7/string_of_recent_killings_linked_to_bay_area/

https://sfist.com/2025/01/29/suspect-and-possible-cult-member-makes-court-appearance-in-vallejo-killing-as-further-links-revealed-to-other-murders/

I haven't gotten that much into it but looks like the homicidal members have a disturbingly common trait. Assigned male at birth, perhaps :marseyhmm:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17382777419ykSs4VwzCGnaA.webp

Somehow Republicans and Christians are involved

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738277670aJc_9CMtsb9CvA.webp

Although this group is based in the bay area (Vallejo mostly, I think) they're associated with murders in PA, VT (including a border patrol officer recently) and faking their deaths to avoid court.

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Tokyo Drift is the most @BWC movie to ever exist

The movie starts off where this white trash redneck effortlessly steals chad's gf in a dangerous street race

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738454205LBHaXTvxGb2L4w.webp

So he goes to Japan where a real challenge awaits, stealing ricechad's gf

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738454205KB709kvsynS8Lg.webp

She immediately is into him, she shows no loyalty to ricechad

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738454205iYNGKd8n1N8FCQ.webp

So he wins some gay car race and steals her

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738454206fDQGYkbpJl5kaQ.webp

I literally cannot think of a more @BWC plotline if I tried

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DeepSeek AI makes 4chan posts for /g/, /pol/, /x/, and /b/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737923108C1SMdggFN6bpKQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737923109vbqSJw6MPdJgyw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737923110--rflQidCCjPIA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737923110i3vh63X8iv9WrA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737923110uvWGbc53w7kuxw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17379231105jwVL47jBhZA8Q.webp

https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/104046985

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  • Leo_Luster : 😴😴😴
  • Coom : Saved just to remember who's who of the metaCute twinks. I will COOM inside each of them.
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REAL drammies :marseyking: The OFFICIAL Drammy Awards 2024 - Nominations Thread ($170,000 Marseybux and 7 exclusive badges up for grabs!) :!marseyking:

Nominations will stay up until 10th January, where the finalists of each category will be decided!


PREVIOUS YEARS

2023:

2022:

2021:


Attention, drama queens, kings, and all the regal genderqueers in between:

It's that time of year again when we celebrate the chaotic dumpster fire that is both the world and this little corner of the interwebs. Normally, I would craft my usual masterpiece of an announcement post—something that would leave you gagged, gooped, and maybe even a little bit humbled by my signature sheer wit. However, full disclosure: I, your humble yearly host of this event, have been barely online this past year and had no idea that this site is somehow even still alive to be honest. Blame burnout, existential dread, or just the fact that constantly checking in on you incel nerds simply gets exhausting. I'll leave that up to you to psychoanalyze.

So instead of half-assing this post, I decided to fully outsource it. Yes, I've summoned the digital queer-coded energy of ChatGPT to write this entire announcement. If you think this is lazy, you're absolutely correct! But in the spirit of rDrama, let's call it "delegation with flair". Without further ado, let's dive into this year's categories for the annual Drammy awards. Dust off your wigs, fetch your Marseys, and prepare to cast your votes in the only contest that matters! :marseyexcited:

This year also comes with a new and improved prestigious pink-platinum badge design for the winners, so it's definitely a year where you'll want to win! Happy voting, my beautiful disasters :star:


HOW THIS WORKS:

This will be split into two parts, a nominations thread (this one!) and a later final vote thread. In the comments of this post, there'll be a stickied root comment for each category where you can nominate a relevant user, post, event etc. for an award (only one nomination per comment or else it won't count!). After 4 days, the top 4 updooted nominations in each category will qualify for the finals, where the ultimate winners will be decided via a poll.

Make sure you don't nominate someone/something that's been nominated already for that award like an r-slur.


:marseypopcorn: Best Dramatic IRL Happening :!marseypopcorn:

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587734

What was the most iconic IRL drama that had you saying "Hold my poppers" this year? This is the category for those deliciously messy real-life dramatic moments that really stood out this year and made you question how humanity has made it this far. Whether it was a celebrity meltdown, a public feud, or if you just want to nominate Orange Daddy nearly getting his head blown off on live TV, nominate the drama that lived for you.


:marseypopcorn: Best Dramatic Online Happening :!marseypopcorn:

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587736

The internet remains undefeated as the ultimate arena for drama, and this category is proof. What virtual spat, digital downfall, Twitter (sorry, X) shitshow or Redditor meltdown had you clearing your calendar to watch it unfold? If it happened exclusively online and involved maximum levels of cringe, cattiness, or chaos, it belongs here.


:marseyking: Dramatard of the Year :!marseyking:

$50,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203887GgGvLSSEMSPF5g.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587741

The crème de la crème, the drama MVP, the person who somehow managed to stay in the spotlight without getting banned (yet). You know them, you love them, and it's time to crown them the ultimate dramatic force of 2024.


:marseycarpfisherman: Best rDrama Bait :!marseycarpfisherman:

$30,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203885dxSEkTeOpL-VMA.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587745

Who executed the most flawless gayop this year? We're looking for artful deception, unhinged commitment, and the kind of drama-stirring genius that makes you say, "Wow, they need therapy." To the dramatards who went the extra mile this year, it's your time to shine.

For bait operations where multiple users were involved in their planning and execution, the marseybux reward will be split amongst the most prominent ringleaders and contributors.


:marseyletsgo: Best rDrama Activism :!marseyletsgo:

$25,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203884GglecFQBt9D_Ig.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587749

Believe it or not, some of you allegedly leave your basements and engage with the real world every now and then. This award goes to the brave souls who repped rDrama IRL—whether by attending dramatic events, covering live tea, or just waving a Marsey flag in public. Activism? Yes. Cringe? Also yes. But in a good way.


:marseystars: Best rDrama Post :!marseystars:

$20,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203891viRUCJvsAxYJbA.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587754

It's simple: which post this year was the most iconic? Maybe it was a perfectly curated callout, a deep dive into obscure internet lore, or just a thread so messy it felt like performance art. Nominate the post that had you smashing that heckin upmarsey button with unhinged glee.

If you're struggling and/or lazy, here's the top posts from the past year.


:!marseypainter: Best rDrama OC :marseypainter:

$15,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203890G8onELoh6pCj2A.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587759

Who used their creativity to add brand new dimensions to the rDrama lore? Whether it was an iconic meme, original artwork, spicy fanfiction, or some other cursed-but-brilliant creation, this is for the best Original Content™ of the year. (Do not steal!)

NO emojis, NO AI slop.


:marseylove::marseylove::marseylove: Marsey of the Year :!marseylove::!marseylove::!marseylove:

$10,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203889e7RL9GN8aXoyMg.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587761

Our queen, our muse, our icon: Marsey. This award honors the best Marsey emoji created in 2024. Was it cursed? Blessed? So absurdly specific you still don't understand it but use it anyway? Nominate the Marsey that encapsulates the spirit of rDrama. Any Marsey emote from this list is eligible as long as it's been tagged as having been uploaded in 2024.


:marseylolcow: Lolcow of the Year (rDrama) :!marseylolcow:

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587763

The lifeblood of this community that keeps rDrama warm on cold nights: the lolcow. This award goes to the user who managed to turn themselves into a one-person circus act. Who flailed the hardest, got milked the most, and still somehow kept coming back for more? We love to hate them, but mostly, we just love to watch.


:marseycow: Lolcow of the Year (off-site) :!marseycow:

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587768

While our home-grown lolcows are delightful, sometimes the outside world provides us with an even bigger clown show. From celebrities airing their dirty laundry to internet personalities imploding in real time, who was 2024's most embarrassing off-site disaster?


:marseyjanny2: Jannie of the Year :!marseyjanny2:

$20,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203888-z60i9yQT24X4Q.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587771

Last but not least... even though the choice is brazenly obvious, who is the most beloved, clever, funny and handsome janny of them all? This award is open to any current rdrama janitor or prominent Reddit janitor.

Also this category has its own badge and mbux prize now for some reason. Blame Carp.


Nominations will stay up until 10th January, where the finalists of each category will be decided!

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:marseyemojirofl: Iranians get Gandhi Peace Prize :marseyemojilaugh:

Republic acknowledges a fellow giga cuck country

:marseycheer#s:

Cuckryans

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737887563S54u_rWM3uGUTw.webp

:marseyfortykek#s:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737887563bMVYegQtaNXIfw.webp

Its actually the Govt BTW. Interesting choice given that.

:marseythonk:

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The power-jannies send their regards to Somethingiswrong2024 :marseyjanny2:

					
					
					
	

				
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Black guy has his :cdmitsover: moment after seeing Carlton's :marseymayo: kids

The account seems to be mostly focused on anti-miscegenation, calling black men "nakers" and putting out a narrative that because of yts girls getting BLACKED :bigsmilesoyjak:, the black race is getting BLEACHED :chudsmug:

The profile pic is misleading because that's supposed to represent the disgustingness of BMWF couples

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17376507377aynIi5g-hgT3g.webp

This is who she actually is:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737650739JEgbAea8o_CmAw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737650739y_nWGnZgJRbksQ.webp

I'm getting a Black Girl Magic vibe here, anyone else? She fine! Tell em, sis!

So here's one of her typical TRVTHENVKEs

https://www.facebook.com/prettyface.nah/posts/pfbid0zVaLGtABJVMtDmvZPA1ZmNmfxGH5xUp8ckVxw9bCEXzo29Wew4WJBL613sZv7t25l

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737650739p7BcTrSzzG4IfQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737650739lb3gyTAVB0gvFg.webp

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAAAAAAAAAAA

:#marseyemojilaugh:

This naker really said the line.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17376507391_cK78vA5N-Lhw.webp

Anti-racism (pro-racism) vs pro-racism (anti-racism), who should you listen to when two Black women are arguing? :marseyquestion:

Anyway to lazy to make a big post about it, the account is a great follow for black woman seethe.

Here are some screenshots of her other posts:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737650740B6PBDMxkbvSmSw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737650740cwO2B5pB9mmKKg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737650740UolAxoyZGYePoQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737650740Cd2--rnldpjvvQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737650740ZnsNcFpu6u3GRA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737650740Ie9FVT0lFQlooA.webp

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I dont think the world knows how lucky it is to have you in it ♡
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Friend I Thought was a Trucel had a GF

Another gigachad with perfect genetics (5' tall fat Asian man with autism)...

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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED Me giving @pizzashill belly rubs after a long night of embarrassing himself.

Community Note by @sit_on_my_face

This is a raccoon not a user of this website.

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:marseypearlclutch:Is r/Dallas banning discussion about banning links to xitter?! :!marseyreich:

					
					

:#pepejannie:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Dallas/comments/1i74v9p/hey_rdallas_xcom_ban_when/

https://media.tenor.com/cxPBPdBgDnQAAAAx/its-alll-so-tiresome-tired.webp

Links to DFWScanner are highly utilized on both /r/Dallas and /r/FortWorth any time an accident/pileup/shooting comes up; it wouldn't make sense to ban it.

/u/Dallas-ModTeam appears to be scrubbing the sub of any mention of this. Based on that, I would say the answer is no, they intend to have no discussion about it.

edit: mods have made the decision to allow a platform that is a vehicle for disinformation and MAGA propaganda to continue to be used here. vote accordingly.

how do we elect new mods?

:#marseyxd:

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Sweetest Bois

It is difficult to juggle the domestic herd and the three quarantined girls at once. Sheila has completely re-bonded with her babies. The boys eat wet food with their sisters so they're bonded.

!animalposters !cats

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Matt Walsh is about to get fired from the Daily Wire

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738211996Rol7Ton4Afsogw.webp

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/r/Idaho users seethe over proposed candy and soda ban for EBT

					
					
					
	

				
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