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:marppy: Drama Report: 2024-04-27 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

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🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘Husband was just prescribed Vicodin following a vasectomy, while I .../r/mildlyinfuriating (8M)65%5562
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Everyone thinks we need more taxes but no one is asking if the gove.../r/FluentInFinance (258K)60%1795
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Do You Find Me Attractive? Why/Why Not?/r/LooksmaxingAdvice (67K)63%1919
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘The real porn thing in this game, it's the physics of her hair/r/gaming (41M)69%1454
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘I threatened to leave AITA? /r/AITA_WIBTA_PUBLIC (35K)60%1042
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Study finds feminists don't hate men/r/PurplePillDebate (129K)44%731
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Blood for the blood god in silver and neon green :D/r/CriticalDrinker (6K)56%770
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Would this be too painful for a first timer? Also do you think this.../r/tattooadvice (193K)59%768
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Can Protestors stop talking about the Intifada or chanting river to.../r/ucla (76K)61%437
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘The Real DFL/r/altmpls (5K)52%320

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

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🤓🤓🤓🤓🔘Blood for the blood god in silver and neon green :D/r/CriticalDrinker (6K)56%770
🤓🤓🤓🔘🔘The Real DFL/r/altmpls (5K)52%320
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘I threatened to leave AITA? /r/AITA_WIBTA_PUBLIC (35K)60%1042
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Do You Find Me Attractive? Why/Why Not?/r/LooksmaxingAdvice (67K)63%1919
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Protest in support of Palestinians on campus/r/wsu (15K)47%145
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Anyone else dreading tourist season? /r/CapeCod (23K)54%231
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Dear protestors…/r/columbia (35K)59%304
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Prices & Release Date Announced!/r/GrayZoneWarfare (10K)54%69
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Study finds feminists don't hate men/r/PurplePillDebate (129K)44%731
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Just here to say WOW, FSD is incredible. I am floored at how $99 a .../r/TSLA (25K)48%130

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramautists. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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[A little trollin] Can some schlep codecel review my DEI associate offer at Google and DoorDash?

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Codecels are :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging:

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Saturday night drunk thread

Never let drunk me agree to things. Agreed to a 100/200 HORSE poker game and I fricking hate HORSE when sober and I barely know how to play so I guess I'm just sitting/folding most hands. I also only know the inviter. Flights next week are also stupidly expensive :marseyraging:

Thank god boxed wine is keeping me somewhat mentally regulated.

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Of course Europe has demons on their euro currency :marseydisagree: :!marseyflageu:

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Are all chuds mentally ill? :marseyreportercnn:

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:marseytinfoil2:

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Article is too long :marseylongpost: to copy & paste, so here's the link https://loglog.games/blog/leaving-rust-gamedev/.

!codecels

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SHIFT UP's action game Stellar Blade is a day away from release and there's already been some controversy that isn't sexual for a change, as Sony says it will remove in-game artwork that shows ‘hard R' due to unintentional racism.

In Stellar Blade, there's an ‘R Shop' referencing the information broker Roxanne. There's also ‘Hard' graffiti that can be found in numerous parts of the game. However, there's one instance in Stellar Blade where the graffiti and R Shop are shown next to each other, showing what appears to reference a racist slur, which Sony claims was “unintentional.”

Sony provided a statement on the matter:

“The placement of two graphics near each other in Stellar Blade resulted in an unintentional objectionable phrase. Shift Up had no intention of creating offensive artwork and will be replacing the graffiti for the Day 1 patch.”

When asked if there are any plans to remove the art from the physical games as well, a PlayStation representative said that it “Should be removed for all users in the Day 1 update.”

The patch has since gone live and the ‘Hard R' artwork has since been changed to say ‘Crime' instead:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17142129944993327.webp

Seethe in the comments:

All of you fricking idiots were warned! But no “It's going to be uncensored”, “It's a based game guys!” Bunch of stupid fricking weebs, weebs are fricking laughing stock.

If you're a weeb, then you're calling yourself a subhuman who has no spine whatsoever.

Where's the lie?

You cope too much cute twink. KEEP YOURSELF SAFE you cuck

Ibought two copies because i have tons of money to spend unlike you, you born poor and will die as poor lmfao enjoy working 7$/hr at fast food

:marseyxd:

America is a mistake.

The corrupt West deserves to be nuked and obliterated completely.

Eastoids still bussyblasted at a lil' bit of nuke correction. :marseymacarthur:

And the idots were attacking you for stating the truth. This is why weebs are cucks. They live in their own little world like a filthy basement dweller.

:marseyfedoratip:

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!nonchuds I will remind you all that the reason why 4chan stays alive is because Hiro gets paid by research groups who want to study the link between anime and rightoid extremism.

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>jewish chadslayer101

Rightoids are beyond parody :marseyemojirofl:

And here's another article whining about Stellar Blade.

It's the usual :marseypearlclutch: over virtual cleavage so not gonna' bother with a write up. :marseysleep:


While we're talking about Shift Up let me bring up their now dead gacha game Destiny Child. I really liked the OST the game had :marseylibations:

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I am using a throwaway since I am moderator on several of the subs that have to do with my hobby of cosplay, anime and hentai.

This is one of those ones where I see my self as being 80% right but I want to be fair because honestly I depend on my parents for a lot of stuff (rent, tuition, food, car insurance).

I am huge into cosplay and gaming. It has been my dream to go to a big convention in my cosplay. A friend suggested we got to LVL UP since it has everything we like. The badges aren't super expensive but we decided we wanted to super splurge on accomodations so maybe we could host parties in our room. So the total cost of my trip including everything (airfare, room, estimate for food, badge) is about $3500. I had $2000 that I was supposed to pay towards my credit card but I decided to get the rest I would get a pay day loan this was back in march so the trip is all paid for.

I wanted to keep it a secret from my parents but I accidentally missed my first payment to the pay day loan and for some god knows how reason the people at the pay day loan place did a search for my name since I as ducking their calls until I could borrow some money from a friend and they called my parents home number looking for me (I can't even imagine this is legal!?!)

So here's the deal, I'm no like so dense that I don't understand I messed up. I mean I know that I NEED to pay my debts. But here's the deal, I mean I'm only in college once and I only get to do things like LVLUP while I'm young. I also think this was a very normal mistake and my parents should give me enough room to make mistakes and learn from them.

But my parents are freaking the heck out. My dad has basically said this is it, that after the credit card debt and my grades and now the pay day loan and missing a payment I have shown a level of irresponsibility that he can't trust me any more and I either move home to go to community college and work for his company or he cuts me off for good. As harsh as that was my mom was even worse and she literally screamed at me like cussing names and told me that they didn't raise me like this and I acting like a "spoiled Instagram butthole."

edit: just for clarification I'm 20f.

Like I said I KNOW I messed up, but am I really an butthole?

!chuds !nonchuds :marseyrofl:

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How do I get my username back?

!metashit please help

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The Tech Baron Seeking to “Ethnically Cleanse” San Francisco

To fully grasp the current situation in San Francisco, where venture capitalists are trying to take control of City Hall, you must listen to Balaji Srinivasan. Before you do, steel yourself for what's to come: A normal person could easily mistake his rambling train wrecks of thought for a crackpot's ravings, but influential Silicon Valley billionaires regard him as a genius.

“Balaji has the highest rate of output per minute of good new ideas of anybody I've ever met,” wrote Marc Andreessen, co-founder of the V.C. firm Andreessen-Horowitz, in a blurb for Balaji's 2022 book, The Network State: How to Start a New Country. The book outlines a plan for tech plutocrats to exit democracy and establish new sovereign territories. I mentioned Balaji's ideas in two previous stories about Network State–related efforts in California—a proposed tech colony called California Forever and the tech-funded campaign to capture San Francisco's government.

Balaji, a 43-year-old Long Island native who goes by his first name, has a solid Valley pedigree: He earned multiple degrees from Stanford University, founded multiple startups, became a partner at Andreessen-Horowitz and then served as chief technology officer at Coinbase. He is also the leader of a cultish and increasingly strident neo-reactionary tech political movement that sees American democracy as an enemy. In 2013, a New York Times story headlined “Silicon Valley Roused by Secession Call” described a speech in which he “told a group of young entrepreneurs that the United States had become ‘the Microsoft of nations': outdated and obsolescent.”

“The speech won roars from the audience at Y Combinator, a leading start-up incubator,” reported the Times. Balaji paints a bleak picture of a dystopian future in a U.S. in chaos and decline, but his prophecies sometimes fall short. Last year, he lost $1 million in a public bet after wrongly predicting a massive surge in the price of Bitcoin.

Still, his appetite for autocracy is bottomless. Last October, Balaji hosted the first-ever Network State Conference. Garry Tan—the current Y Combinator CEO who's attempting to spearhead a political takeover of San Francisco—participated in an interview with Balaji and cast the effort as part of the Network State movement. Tan, who made headlines in January after tweeting “die slow motherlovers” at local progressive politicians, frames his campaign as an experiment in “moderate” politics. But in a podcast interview one month before the conference, Balaji laid out a more disturbing and extreme vision.

“What I'm really calling for is something like tech Zionism,” he said, after comparing his movement to those started by the biblical Abraham, Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith (founder of Mormonism), Theodor Herzl (“spiritual father” of the state of Israel), and Lee Kuan Yew (former authoritarian ruler of Singapore). Balaji then revealed his shocking ideas for a tech-governed city where citizens loyal to tech companies would form a new political tribe clad in gray t-shirts. “And if you see another Gray on the street … you do the nod,” he said, during a four-hour talk on the Moment of Zen podcast. “You're a fellow Gray.”

The Grays' shirts would feature “Bitcoin or Elon or other kinds of logos … Y Combinator is a good one for the city of San Francisco in particular.” Grays would also receive special ID cards providing access to exclusive, Gray-controlled sectors of the city. In addition, the Grays would make an alliance with the police department, funding weekly “policeman's banquets” to win them over.

“Grays should embrace the police, okay? All-in on the police,” said Srinivasan. “What does that mean? That's, as I said, banquets. That means every policeman's son, daughter, wife, cousin, you know, sibling, whatever, should get a job at a tech company in security.”

In exchange for extra food and jobs, cops would pledge loyalty to the Grays. Srinivasan recommends asking officers a series of questions to ascertain their political leanings. For example: “Did you want to take the sign off of Elon's building?”

This refers to the August 2023 incident in which Elon Musk illegally installed a large flashing X logo atop Twitter headquarters, in violation of building safety codes. City inspectors forced him to remove it. This was the second time Musk had run afoul of the city in his desire to refurbish his headquarters: In July, police briefly halted his attempt to pry the “Twitter” signage from the building's exterior. But in Balaji's dystopia, he implies that officers loyal to the Grays would let Musk do as he pleases (democratically inclined officers, he suggests, can be paid to retire).

Simply put, there is a ton of fascist-chic cosplay involved. Once an officer joins the Grays, they get a special uniform designed by their tech overlords. The Grays will also donate heavily to police charities and “merge the Gray and police social networks.” Then, in a show of force, they'll march through the city together.


!clinklickers MOAR WORDS... :marseylongpost:

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marsey laugh compilation

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EFFORTPOST Interesting videos

Archaeopteryxes are about the size of a blackbird and are flying creatures that are considered the evolutionary ancestor of modern birds. They have two wide wings they use to fly and glide. However, unlike modern birds, archaeopteryxes have bony tails. They have beaks with sharp teeth which they use to tear flesh, for they are carnivorous. Prey is killed using their hyperextended second toes that hold a large claw.

We're not going to be talking about this extinct species. Instead, I'll be talking about three public freakouts. Your job is to decide if it is justified or not.

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Who will clean your pottys?

This is a favorite of mine. It takes place om The View during a fierce debate surrounding Trump's anti-immigrant stance. In a bid to prove Trump's racism, kelly osborne makes a racist statement herself. She asks "if you kick every latinx out of this country, then who will be cleaning your potty Donald Trump?!" Her comment immediately elicits gasps and the camera hilariously pans to one of the latinx hosts who admonishes her.

Do you think she was being racist, or was she making a good point?

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father spanks children for stealing

In this video we see a father whip the shit out of his kids for stealing. This is an ineffective form of parenting. As wikipedia tells us:

>Numerous studies have found increased risk of impaired child development from the use of corporal punishment. Corporal punishment by parents has been linked to increased aggression, mental health problems, impaired cognitive development, and drug and alcohol abuse.

It looks really sore and I'm sure those kids will never forget it. Imagine the damage that's been done between parent and child when violence is introduced.

Do you think the father did the right thing?

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Look who's leaving

There's some sort of awards ceremony going on at a high school. It's clearly been going on for too long and some parents are leaving. The principle says "look who's leaving, all the black people!". This causes an uproar which then does cause all the black people to leave. In a subsequent interview, the principle blamed the ordeal on Satan.

Do you think she was making a fair observation, or was she being racist?

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Conclusion

I think I got rejected by the same person twice. I'll write a long-winded post about it soon. Oh well, I think I need to learn to get over it. She doesn't have feelings for me, and that's the deal. Tune in next time when we discuss the DC Snipers.

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Holy moly the war that gave us back WW1 trenches is now giving us back WW1 properller airplane dogfights
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houston, the eagle has landed :marseysunglassesoff:

I been waiting till I had a few of these built up to do a drop !birdposters !furries


seeing as I might become employed soon I'll no I'll never stop I'm on that grndset fr fr :marseyletsfuckinggo2:

posting in the marsey hole idk where else these'd go I can't post in furry bc i'm facing housing difficulties

you'll find a selection inspired by some of my favorite marseys as well as some originals

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I have assimilated into the marsey artstyle

I need to do more :duckdance: :marseytwerkinit: :marseyhmm: :marseycry: :marseydisagree: :marseyagree: :marseyshrug: :marseywave2: :marseyyikes: albeit

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Thanks to the libtard municipal government policy decriminalizing homelessness and defunding police in the past year, it has become necessary to resurrect this project by rigging up a new broadcast unit for the first time since 2021, to blast directly at a new homeless encampment on the other side of the property boundary.

I learned a lot from the original version of this project, so the new broadcast unit will be faster to set up since I have a refined design. I think I will start tomorrow and try to have the broadcast going by the end of the day. Also I have learned how to do some basic audio editing since 2021, so now I can add boost the volume/equalizer on music tracks that I previously would have excluded due to having too many quiet parts.

I will try to keep the new playlist relatively meme-y, but I cannot risk including any music of the 1933-1945 and 1861-1865 persuasion. During the original version of this project, I was able to shrug off most of the questions about that type of music from the local Karens, but it's more risky these days with moral busybodies and whiners.

But I feel confident in getting away with subversive music, especially if it's not in German or English.

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Bihari kangs over his impoverished village

Even in my father's village which is also quiet poor the houses at least have colour. :marseyxd: Imagine showing this literal slum off with pride and wtf are those lanes if you're living in villages also like in your dalli slum then wtf is the point.

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We can live freely in individual houses but we choose to live together in hovels :marseyindignant: I seriously don't get this pattern of houses in a village at all !bharatiya is this what villages in your states look like? Bengali villages typically were a home surrounded by some kitchen garden land and a pond. Because of safety reasons it never was homesteads in the middle of farm land but why would you live like this where land is dirt cheap?

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>Then stay there

>There's no money here

:marseylaughpoundfist:

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:marseybowl: :marseylaugh:

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>Even Jaipur's sewage canal is better than this

:marseyhesright:

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Ooga boogas kanging now :marseyxd:

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So true

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>All the Biharis are in Delhi of course Bihar will be clean

:marseyemojirofl:

Brootal

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Lebanese and Paki :slapfight:

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Well he said men not boys

:carpshapiro:

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>Neckbeard

:marseycringe:

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:marseyfemboy:

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:marseytwerking:

@ThatHoeOverThere @ReKonger0 thots :marseyreporterfox:

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:redlight: Urgent: pizzashill has lost his cat :redlight:
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:hewillnever: There will never be another Einstein... WAIT? :donotwant:
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