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Eat a barrel, both of you

Try not normalizing fricking rubber children.

Educate yourself about pedos, sweaty

What is it with these people thinking that somehow THIS job is totally going to be different than all of their other interactions with consumers?

Great work dramatards you did it again.

Reddit banned a community that sought to collect "bounties" on people seeking abortions in Texas.

The r/TXBountyHunters community was "dedicated to sharing tips on identifying, reporting, and collecting bounty on those breaking Texas law TX SB8," according to its description, and had 68 members.

On Reddit, snitches called themselves "bounty hunters," and sought out ways to make money off of other people's vulnerability under the law.

Twitter rube who took the bait and is the source for the article.

r/parlerwatch post

https://old.reddit.com/r/rantgrumps/comments/pj5xks/arin_hating_sonic/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/rantgrumps/comments/pjme3l/who_cares_if_arin_doesnt_like_sonic_get_a_life/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/rantgrumps/comments/piqcqh/lemme_speak_for_all_sonic_fans_for_a_second/?sort=controversial

@Aevann can you ban me for 20 days so I won't be tempted to come back?

Landlord Requires Shot To Rent Apartments... pic.twitter.com/WweYGnKezJ

— Covid-1984 (@NeverSleever) September 7, 2021

That's wild. Why would satan go make men gay to end bloodlines? Seems convoluted. I'd just give them free subscriptions to some MMO. Geez satan, so inneficient. Tch.

Let's unpack all the implicit assertions behind what your friends are saying. (seven million words in bullet point format)

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Try this one. "Oh yeah? Prove it. I'm waiting."

I usually just say "I'm atheist", which usually makes them stop or say something really stupid like "So you hate God?" to which I have to respond "Yeah as much as I hate Santa" and walk away.

r/Atheism continues to do more for modern Apologia than Lewis & Chesterton combined

Fandom was a mistake.png pic.twitter.com/cZPj2owJyf

— Bug Enthusiast 🪲🌈 (@Idolomantises) September 3, 2021

More drama here:

https://twitter.com/Idolomantises/status/1434556566880100353

and here:

https://twitter.com/Idolomantises/status/1434345912751595520

and probably elsewhere but i'm not digging more

I live in a fricked up village, I have an older sister, mother and father. My dad is a fisherman. He often brings home big carps, catfishes, pikes and sanders. But most of all I liked carps, they were like golden giants.

One year ago, I was fapping at home. Suddenly, I heard my father with his friends. I quickly turned off porn and launched Skyrim. Company of my father walked in, I stood up to greet them, and I saw big, 9 kg carp in my father's hands. I shared with him his triumph. Father left the carp at home in wet blanket and went with his friends to bar. I stayed at home and decided to look the carp.

He was still alive and his giant mouth was moving. I, for some reason, imagined this carp giving me a blowjob. Then I felt that my peepee was erect. I think you already guessed what happened next - I fricked his mouth and came inside. I enjoyed it.

After that, I forgot about this event, and dad later sold this carp on market. But when father was bringing small, 1-2 kg carps to home, I started fricking them too. All year I was fricking carps, and what is more, small carps were better, since my peepee was fitting perfectly into their tiny mouths. I liked fricking them while they were alive, when they were moving their lips up and down on my peepee. In a half of a year I fricked over 40 - 50 carps. I fricked them several times a day, came into their anuses, sometimes I even was sticking my shaft into frozen ones. One time I even tried fricking a bream, but his mouth was too small. Later I fricked a chub, but still, carps were the best, and when dad was asking what fish to catch tomorrow, I always was answering with "carps", since "their meat is tasty".

Then the following happened. About a week my father wasn't catching carps. One week I was like in a fog, I wanted to frick a fish, I even was thinking about catching a carp myself, but I was lazy and I hated fishing. Dad only catched a small pike, maybe because it was late autumn, and he was saying that it was not the time for fishing carps. I remember that he was starting to suspect me about my mania of carps, but I was saying that I just like them and that is all.

After that, my father got an 8kg catfish. I really wanted to frick a fish, and I looked at this one. Mouth was good looking. the concern was about his teeth, but I thought they won't do anything other than scratch a little bit. So I decided to stick it in. I took the fish out of its bowl, whipped out my wiener, fapped a bit and inserted it into alive catfish's mouth. I fricked it for a minute, but then the catfish decided to rip my peepee out with its mouth. It was an unsuccessful attempt, but the fish scratched my peepee really hard. I instantly took it out, it was bleeding. I kicked the catfish, and it fell into its bowl. Then I bandaged my peepee and cleaned the blood off the floor. Peepee was hurting badly, it was swelling. Then it got better, only scars remained. Good thing was that nobody knew about it. After a month, my peepee was fine again.

Whole winter I wasn't fricking anything, but this spring dad started catching carps again, and I continued fricking them. Last time I fricked a carp was the day before yesterday. The most important thing is that I don't get erection on porn anymore, only on carp face. My peepee is smelling like fish, and I cannot get rid out of this smell. Did I turned into a fishphile? Am I normal?