Suggest the name of an agendaposting rightoid in a comment on this thread and we might (or might not) ban him, depends on our mood at that particular moment

What the heck do people do on weekends when they're not getting drunk? This feels terrible.

OP goes full libertarian

C*nt is now a slur yikeserino

Reddit army rise up!

Another hot take from OP

Reddit moment

Good morning I hate coomers.

Part I

Highlights:

• Starts a cycle of test, develops gyno

• Learns about trenbolone, orders it, quits test mid-cycle while waiting for the tren to arrive

• Has a mental breakdown when he runs out of tren before the next order ships

• Injects olive oil/peanut oil into own glutes because he needs the psychological relief of injecting something

Part II

• His brain starts having intrusive g*mer moments

• He atones for said moments by trying to give black and Asian classmates money

• Randomly flips out at two girls and tries to strangle them, decides that he needs to keep women safe by becoming celibate

• Draws blueprints for a "CumBot" that he'll be able to frick/strangle at will, instead of harming a real m'lady

Where was DDR on this one, rightoids?

Bill Cosby is a free man and so am I.

So you admit I live in your head rent free? Now look at me. Now look at my profile.

Pronouns guessed but assuming that someone who calls 911 over a cat scratch isn't normal.